* "These are OR scrubs." "Oh, are they?"
** Made even funnier by Herman struggling to keep a straight face.
* Herman tossing golf balls into his pool.
* Max lying to Buchan about getting a handjob from Dirk's mother, particularly [[Creator/JasonSchwartzman Jason Schwartzman's]] delivery of the word "handjob".
* Max informing Mrs. Blume of Herman's affair with Rosemary being drowned by traffic and various emergency sirens yet still being audible to her.
* Max gets greeted by a rock-throwing party when he returns to Rushmore to get Ms. Cross fired. The party consists of Dirk and several other children, with Dirk dressed as a classic wizard, another dressed as a pirate, while another LooksLikeOrlok.
* Herman with a cigarette in his mouth... putting another cigarette in his mouth.
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