* Multiple characters looking around after hearing Guildenstern's outburst:
--> '''Guildenstern:''' You know what to do.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' What?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
--> '''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''
* A brilliant little moment poking fun at the increasingly philosophical story:
-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[CessationOfExistence Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.]] You can't ''not be'' on a boat.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' I've frequently not been on boats.
-->'''Guildenstern:''' No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats.
* Rosencrantz and Guildenstern introduce themselves to the Players...or, try to, anyway.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' My name is Guildenstern, and this is Rosencrantz. (''Guildenstern whispers in his ear'') I'm sorry ''his'' name's Guildenstern, and ''I'm'' Rosencrantz.
* Guildenstern's long pause before telling Rosencrantz, "...I think I'm going to kill you."
* Rosencrantz dropping a leather ball and a feather.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You would think ''this'' would fall faster than ''this'', wouldn't you? (''drops them'') ...And you'd be absolutely right.
* Rosencrantz finds a set of pots arranged like a Newton's Cradle. When he swings a pot back to demonstrate the effect to Guildenstern, they hit and shatter.
* Rosencrantz, wearing his sleep mask, moves to blow out the bedside candle and misses.
* Rosencrantz wakes up with the prow of a pirate's ship crashed through the wall. He's still groggy and mistakes the figurehead on it for a real woman. Just he tries to kiss it, the boat pulls back and carries her/it away.
* Rosencrantz builds a paper airplane and it flies around the castle before returning to him. When he next shows it to Guildenstern, it's an origami biplane. Guildenstern crumples it.
* Rosencrantz and his giant sandwich.
* Rosencrantz's outrage coming out of the "hawk from a handsaw" scene.
-->'''Guil:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].