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[[folder: ''Rooster Teeth Podcast'' (formerly ''Drunk Tank'') and ''Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures'']]
* [[https://youtu.be/pNp_xEw6Zpg This one]] is two-fold - the first half has them talking about a remote-controlled airplane carrying around an iPhone and a hotdog.
** The other half is Burnie explaining a prank that he, Jordan and Gavin pulled on Gus. Watch it and find out what they did. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqtRVSRq3wE The source material for it]] is arguably funnier, since we find out that [[spoiler: he threw his headphones hard enough to ''break'' something in the studio, and prompted Creator/MontyOum to pop his head in to find out what the commotion's about]].
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL_X_PVpFzA&feature=relmfu Left 4 Dead Survival Strategy]] is pretty great too, done while the guys were on the podcast.
-->'''Burnie''': So, do we all agree, Joel, that we would basically just pin hot dogs to him and leave him outside, right?
-->'''Geoff''': Pretty much.
-->'''Burnie''': Slather you with ketchup.
-->'''Joel''': Zombies don't like hot dogs.
-->'''Gus''': I really want a hot dog now.
--> ''Some time later''...
-->'''Burnie''': (after he and Joel have been mobbed to death by zombies in a house) I don't think we should call our room the living room anymore.
* Gavin's attempt to tell a story about a stunt driver goes horribly wrong with two words: ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9eS8PtfmRg Headlight Fluid]]''. Made even better by the fact that the rest of the group doing the podcast all played major characters in ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', where one of the earliest jokes involved [[SnipeHunt headlight fluid.]]
* Geoff's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtiAzgLRa28 story]] about SerialEscalation lightning strikes.
* The absolutely [[CrossesTheLineTwice disgusting]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko story]] about a dolphin and the scheme it was given to try and get it to learn English.
* Burnie relates a couple of CringeComedy moments featured in ''[[https://youtu.be/BvHobd0SVv4 Bad Luck Burnie]]'' and [[https://youtu.be/MczMDLzr00w its sequel]], but the {{troll}} nurse he had [[https://youtu.be/atONpWAAtHU when suffering from panic attacks]] is hilarious, along with the face he makes in response to such a heaping dose of ParanoiaFuel.
* The "shittiest company ever" that Gus had to work for. He tells the story in the second half of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLjqLbq6FpM this video]].
* Joel talks about the time [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeWrG3pxlZU he went skydiving]].
* Gavin makes a mild slip up, and promptly gets chewed out by Gus. After saying he didn't mean it, all Gus can say is "I have to take you at face value, Gav. You did talk about [[NeverLiveItDown Headlight Fluid]]."
* [[http://roosterteeth.com/podcast/episode.php?id=174 The entire RTX Podcast]], when Jack's beard is talked about in disgusting detail (starting at about 30 minutes in)- this is before Frank O'Connor from 343 Industries immediately says it looks like an old man's pubic hair.
** Immediately followed by Jack asked how he knows what that looks like. His response?
--->'''Frank:''' [[SelfDeprecation I have to shower, too.]]
** Gus being followed into the bathroom to sign a poster, then immediately being pounced upon by a family ''as soon as he leaves''.
* Gus talking about how he kicked Gavin up the butt... then Burnie talks about how he [[GroinAttack kicked him into a metal sheet... PENIS FIRST]]. Watch the story [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eVCzXh1mDw here]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwxjmxyXqg Drunk Gavin]] trying to get revenge on Burnie... and then getting kicked into a lift.
* On the live podcast they brought up how Ray live tweets ''Series/TheWalkingDead'', some complaining about the frequency of said tweets. The following week, Ray procede to include the RT Podcast's and Barbara's twitter during his live tweeting.
* Burnie's interaction with Mighty Fine Hamburger employees. You can watch it at the end of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d-b68p_sQ this video]].
-->'''Mighty Fine employee:''' Hey, how's your day?
-->'''Burnie:''' Good. How's yours?
-->'''Mighty Fine employee:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Mighty fine!]]
-->'''Burnie:''' [[LamePunReaction FUCK YOU]]!
** Followed by Gavin declaring he wants to do that somewhere where the pun doesn't work at all, like Jersey Mike's:
--> '''Gavin (as a Jersey Mike's employee):''' Hey, how's your day?
--> '''Customer''': Good, how's yours?
--> '''Gavin''': Jersey Mike's!
--> ''(Customer looks heavily confused)''
* Gus creates a Fleshlight ad, featuring an [[IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly Hilarious Pun]].
--> '''Gus:''' This portion of the podcast brought to you by Fleshlight. [[ADateWithRosiePalms Fleshlight: Go fuck yourself]].
* Gavin poses the question of which company has the most storage space in the world (presumably, digital). Burnie chimes in with "Tupperware." Gus is frustrated that Gavin and Burnie are laughing due to Gavin finding Burnie's godawful pun ActuallyPrettyFunny.
* Marshall's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za1L3BzQiz8 doorbell button]].
* Miles' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyYjCThhQqw&NR=1&feature=endscreen strip-club incident]].
-->'''Dark Chocolate''': ...[[MirthlessLaughter are you retarded or somethin']]?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1XPsH6Ne3o&list=SP7C128DC8047D1C82 Gus']] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXfM7SPNRe8&list=SP7C128DC8047D1C82 growing]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faapc0aKLJg&list=SP7C128DC8047D1C82 frustration]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ed-tIZcphQ&list=SP7C128DC8047D1C82 with]] Gavin's inability to correctly put on headphones.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbtpjN6Pchc At the end of Podcast #220]], Ray tells the story of how he stole Gavin's pizza, arguing that [[InsaneTrollLogic it was the fault of the waitress]] [[NeverMyFault for not protecting Gavin's food]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzOYpWCiqNU Podcast 221:]] Miles' friend Kyle celebrates his 21st birthday by [[ItMakesSenseInContext becoming Wolverine]].
--> '''Kyle ''[as recounted by Miles]'':''' Erryone was so nice, they got me... J''[[AlcoholHic (hic)]]''ager, and... [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Jager]]...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WS1ZSGrWxg Gavin or Google]].
-->''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNflL1_Vu5U I'm feelin' lucky!]]''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUUejIVBrvI Gavin or Gaggle]]. They found an old protein shaker in Blaine's stuff, and decide to have a smell test to determine who could withstand smelling it the longest. The smell was so nauseating that Gavin vomited right on stage in front of everyone.
--->'''Burnie''': That's Gavin or Gaggle; [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain we're never playing that again]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5HlUnZdLBOU&t=2842 This bit]] , from Podcast #227:
--->'''Joel''': [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext The poop problem goes deeper than the anus]].
--->'''(Everyone in the background cracks up)'''
* Podcast #238, Gavin explains why their conversation delved into retrograde ejaculation by explaining how he was never going to get a better segue for it.
-->'''Gavin''': [[InsaneTrollLogic When else am I going to talk about it.]]
* Podcast #246, Burnie talks about a dream he had where Lindsay discovers that while she wears her wedding dress, she is completely invisible to unmarried men, and uses that to become a secret agent of the Government and fight the Polish Army. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUaqUTP2L4k It's as awesome]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPNdRA9pzuo as it sounds.]]
* Podcast #257: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2sLavGofc Matt is apparently not pleased with the lack of fanfare at Jersey Mike's.]]
** [[https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/694899666136084481 This was not lost on Jersey Mike's at all.]] Sadly limited edition but it's epic nonetheless.
* Podcast #270, Burnie wonders what it would be like if Godzilla were as scared of humans as humans were of bugs. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfKEVpd1eJM Watch the hilarious tale here.]]
* When Jordan goes out of town and forgets to make an episode of Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures before he goes, what happens? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aplqqe44DTk Burnie makes The Greatest Episode Ever]].
* The RTX podcast panel. Funny moments range from Joel giving out Jack's phone number and the "lightning round" of questions
--> ''Audience member'': I'm moving from Texas to the UK. Any advice?
--> ''Joel'': We're sorry.
--> ''Burnie'': You're going backwards.
** Then there's the moment where they're all asked an economics question and everyone simultaneously and immediately turns and looks at Joel. He, being flustered at the attention, simply shouts out, "BRAZIL".
** When it looks like Jack is about to give out Joel's phone number in revenge for him having done it first, he (quite audibly) shouts from offstage "I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE".
** Beforehand, people start cheering for Jack during his argument with Joel, at which point Joel [[TakeThatAudience calls out the audience]], saying "when you're at an intervention, you don't start cheering for the heroin addict!"
* At the very end of [[https://youtu.be/5QLe81FVS0w?t=1h33m1s Podcast #314]], ''just as the credits begin to roll'', Burnie comes out of nowhere and tackles Gavin of the couch. It's extra hilarious in the audio version, since there's no explanation you just hear Gavin scream out over the outro music and then a crash.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cROdsICBuhU Podcast #322]] and shown off in the ''Straight Outta RT'' Minimations, Gavin talks about how he and Dan suffer from a horrible case of de-synchronization in ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}}'', leading to a point where Gavin attempts to catch up with Dan, making the latter to bust a gut at how Gavin's character is acting in his screen, culminating in the former grenading himself.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZDQqEtLqU Podcast #330]], Burnie tells the gang about how he learned their Machinima offices have an accidental "death switch" in the Rooster Teeth kitchen. Gus, then, postulates that if that existed when they were working on ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' Season 3, Burnie would have flipped and ripped it out ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom'' style.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnqNrrCESJo&index=26&list=PLUBVPK8x-XMjKAxGCwhQ2WxTvfqX8qRku Podcast #321]] Barbara tells a story of how she swore at Supanova, a VERY family friendly Australian convention (excellent convention BTW if you live in Australia). She and Arryn had been told numerous times not to swear and Arryn manages not to. [[ThoughtAversionFailure Barbara on the other hand, fails]]. [[CountryMatters Horribly]].
** At RTX Au 2016, it's clear that it has not been forgotten, with even Yang making a nod to it on Day 2's RWBY panel.
-->'''Audience Member:''' Do you have any favourite insults?
-->'''Yang:''' There's some kids in the audience, so I don't think I could tell you what my favourite insult is… but you're all thinking it right now.
* Ladies and Gentlemen, [[http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-the-appetizer-argument-348 behold...]] The legendary [[MundaneMadeAwesome Appetizer]] [[SeriousBusiness Argument.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7I6mgWmNfQ Now available as an RTAA.]]
* Miles Luna has one of the worst imaginable {{Epic Fail}}s possible [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDGaZtyNKWw at the end of a very successful date]]. How? By accidentally swapping two words.
-->'''Miles''': Upon me saying what I ''actually'' said, you'll know exactly what I was ''trying'' to say, and how badly I fucked it up. She was like "Whisper something ''dirty'' in my ear!" And I responded with - "[[spoiler:I want to see your cock in my mouth]]." ''[[ForWantOfANail Two words]]''!
* In Podcast #375, Gus is talking about how he got an Encarta Encyclopedia CD and just thought it was the most amazing thing. He talks about UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy and his speech about going to the Moon and Miles interrupts, thinking he was going to mention his assassination. Gus blows it off, then accidentally runs into an IncrediblyLamePun by saying the experience was "[[CrossesTheLineTwice mind-blowing]]", sending Miles into hysterics.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HPRbkD2ppw Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures: Racial Super Texas]] has a [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} cameo]] at 0:20, looking a little [[{{Pun}} disarmed]].
* Drunken Burnie declares [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXWD2bIUenY that he is CatBug]], and as an encore, hands out popcorn to people and tells them they need to leave because they're too drunk.
* From Podcast #395, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fTHr3R2MA Burnie's literal]] BrickJoke. (note: contains actual use of the trope.)
* From Podcast #436, Miles tells a story about [[https://youtu.be/UfEDi3gH6-k roleplaying as Heath Ledger's Joker during sex.]] He did not enjoy it.
-->'''Miles''': She was like, "Oh, I'll just be me" and I was like "Fuck you, you're gonna be ComicBook/HarleyQuinn, just give me something!"
-->'''Blaine''': There is no Harley Quinn [[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy in that Batma]]-
-->'''Miles''': (interrupting) '''I know'''! I'm aware of the canon!
* While Burnie's rant about construction was funny in and of itself, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLp3oufPFIM the RTAA]] amps it up purely because the animators made it clear who they supported in the argument... [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness by having Gavin and Gus be Burnie's psychologists, and eventually wrapping Burnie up in a straitjacket and shoving him into a padded room]].
-->'''Burnie''': YOU'RE AN IDIOT! '''''[[NotHelpingYourCase I LAND IN ANOTHER PLACE!]]'''''
** "Wha-what're you talking about?! I have to ''go somewhere''! I don't fucking do a '''''LOOP'''''! Around the state and land back in the same goddamn airport! ''I go somewhere else!''"
* Somehow, two hundred podcasts apart, Burnie told the ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk46J4phhjY same]]'' story of getting Creator/GregKinnear fired in almost the ''exact'' same way.
-->'''Burnie!2012 / Burnie!2016''': (in the exact same inflection) They fucking cancelled the show.
** This can be considered a repeat of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilX2nSpUUl4 an earlier incident]] of Burnie unintentionally rehashing Podcast #151 in Podcast #276.
* In #317, before going into the story of how [[ItMakesSenseInContext his car wound up busting him watching porn]], Burnie asks aloud [[TemptingFate if it is possible to have Jordan not animate it]]. [[ForegoneConclusion This exact question]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJSh0sRZrY is how the RTAA starts.]]
** An even bigger KickTheDog moment on Jordan's part? [[https://twitter.com/burnie/status/588145191867047937 Texting Burnie the title card]], along with "[[{{Troll}} Have a good time in France.]]".
* #382: Burnie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czuk_BZ_hPo&t=5555s recalls getting high]] just from being exposed to the pot smoke coming from Snoop Dogg, The Game, and Wiz Khalifa. He elaborates more on a ''The Know'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7En6js30t5Q stream]].
* Miles [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy-CuCzaPp8 recalls being forced]] to play babysitter to an ''extremely drunk'' Chris and Blaine. Chris kept repeating himself and Blaine begged for Miles to hold his hand as he passed out.
* #433: [[https://youtu.be/VrNI0W8ZdqI Joel's cystoscopy story]], which inflicts ShareTheMalePain on everyone else on the podcast. Blaine, the poor sucker, kept asking questions about it, despite visibly wincing.
** The kicker, though, [[https://youtu.be/sf8mYpU3IWE was when Joel went back for the second round]]. It turns out that the reason he was in such debilitating pain for the week after was because he was ''supposed'' to get medication that would turn his urine blue and be less aggravating to his urethra - but the hospital was just out of stock.
* #452: While Blaine discusses his problems with watching ''Series/GameOfThrones'' and spoilers, Barbara pops up behind Burnie in a hot dog costume and starts dancing, causing him to [[https://youtu.be/FzHqcpJGJ_s?t=5m42s lose his train of thought.]] He and Gavin watch her for several seconds until Burnie catches on. Even funnier? ''Burnie bought it for her.''
* #462: Mariel brings up a [[https://youtu.be/8AKLa-iTJcM?t=42m7s hypothetical situation]] that fellow co-workers have asked her. Jon and Tyler expand on Brandon's answer.
-->'''Mariel''': If you could have a business on the moon, what would it be?\\
'''Brandon''': Moon shoes, easy.\\
''[Jon stares at Brandon blankly as wheezing laughter is heard]''\\
'''Brandon''': People need shoes!
* #469: Burnie apparently convinced the makeup team to put eyeliner and eyeshadow on him, prompting Gavin to call him [[Series/{{Eastenders}} Pat Butcher]].
* #473: Gus gets Gavin to sit on his lap. The shot is priceless and becomes the video thumbnail.
-->'''Gus''': ''[Gavin grins]'' Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again.
* Miles is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxmeLW-Ykd4 baffled]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ttjSuYiD4 that]] ''[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike three people]]'' chose ''The Penguin'' when he asked what Batman villain they would roleplay in bed.
** And not only is he drawn to look like The Penguin from ''Series/{{Gotham}}'' , Gus is drawn to look like ''Film/BatmanReturns''' Penguin and Gavin is in a penguin onesie.

[[folder: ''Extra Life'']]
* Many of the stretch goal rewards from the 2013 Extra Life stream count as this:
** Michael cramming 12 Pizza Hut lava cakes into his face. He ends up leaving such a mess on his face and spitting out so much that he claims at the end, "12 entered. About 8 left."
** Gavin watching "Slow-Mo Love" for the first time. He's predictably grossed out watching his own kisses, but he snaps out of that briefly to criticize the [[SpecialEffectsFailure visible mic]] in one shot.
** X-Ray and Vav have a lot of fun with a fan, letting their capes flow in the wind and, at one point, recreating the [[Film/{{Titanic 1997}} Jack and Rose pose]].
** Caiti shocks everyone in a game of ''Cards Against Humanity'' such as giving bad children "Hurricane Katrina" for Christmas
* Creator/LeVarBurton reading "Go the Fuck to Sleep" on the 2014 Extra Life stream. Hearing an aspect of your childhood swear seems both wrong and hilarious.
* During the 2015 Extra life, a special thing was that they would spin a wheel to see what the crew would do anytime somebody donated [[LeetSpeak $1337]] or more. When #2 & #3 came in, both spins got "do 10 jumping jacks", so the crew got up to do 20. Well, that is except as the others were doing so, Geoff was channeling his inner Grif, grabbing a donut, and only joining in for the last 2.
** Millie enthusiastically want 'red' to come, which would allow her to punch somebody in the stomach,. She eventually got to punch an injured Caleb Denacour and her dad, Geoff Ramsey.
** Afterwards, Geoff tells the audience not to challenge him to drink a mixed drink or beer.
** After hitting the $250k mark, we get to hear a medic say "I need to look up how to remove taser darts."
** A big chunk of 2Spooky (The time period after 2am) was ludicrous, mostly because of Drunk Gus.
--> '''Gus:''' [[TheAlcoholic My liver was beautiful thirty years ago.]] ''[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy (Proceeds to chug vodka straight from the bottle)]]''
** Because of his drunkenness, Gus recently achieved the nickname [[ItMakesSenseInContext The Cheesemaster]]
** In the entire stream, we got 3 different readings of 50 Shades of Grey, one by Tyler Coe, another by Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose and CEO Matt Hullum as Sarge.
*** Right after Tyler says the line "Tossed my tampon in the toilet," everyone just hears a distant "Kobe!" from Cole and everyone erupted in laughter.
*** Lindsay doesn't like making Ruby curse, so she read lines like "I don't make love. I truck, I truck hard."
*** While Lindsay's reading, the other cam occasionally cuts to Miles...in fetal position during the whole thing, in a clear "ruined forever" moment for him.
-->'''Miles''': That made me SOOO uncomfortable!
** [[RunningGag "OHHH BABY A TRIPLE!!!"]]
* During Extra Life 2016, Michael downs 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, with his increasingly drunken state leading to hilarious moments.
** 90 shots in and obviously hammered, he announces that Lindsay's pregnant, leading to this gem of a conversation:
-->'''Gavin''': It's going to be the angriest baby ever born.
-->'''Michael''': Goddamn right it is!
-->'''Jack''': It's just gonna be punching and kicking non-stop.
-->'''Gavin''': What's its, what's its first word going to be??
-->'''Michael''': Ahhhh, "fuck you". [[ClusterFBomb "Fuck you"]], Gavin! [[RuleOfThree "Fuck YOU!"]] That's what it's gonna be!
** [[https://youtu.be/RX7EArNP5Mw?t=4m7s Jen Brown getting shot with a paintball]].
* Extra Life 2017
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbazgcApEE8 Michael dancing with Iris]] to ''[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Shine]]''. On top of being [[TastesLikeDiabetes absolutely adorable]] and [[CrossesTheLineTwice maybe a little precarious]], the {{irony}} of [[RageQuit Michael's]] baby daughter entire reaction throughout the dance being either [[StunnedSilence silent confusion]] or [[EmotionlessGirl utterly not giving a single fuck]] is too much to not laugh at.

[[folder: ''Always Open'']]
* Episode 17, featuring the four ''RWBY'' ladies, in the middle of Lindsay's pregnancy:
-->'''Lindsay''': I'm a fucking nerd. (...) Ruby, the youngest member of the group, is the most innocent one.\\
'''Barbara''': She's pregnant and swearing.\\
'''Arryn''': [laughing] ''Totally'' the most innocent one.
** The standard autograph spots in pictures of the crew: Arryn, her butt (Barb goes "Bella booty!"); Barb, in Miles' crotch; Lindsay, in Michael's one; and Kara, out of spite, always over Gus's face.
* Episode 44, which reunites Team RWBY during Halloween, and the best costume is Lindsay as "a shark faunus" (promptly [[https://twitter.com/mojojoj27827860/status/920652165323964416 homaged]] by the official artist for ''RWBY Chibi''!) - if we don't count JJ coming in as the Bride of Frankenstein...
** The four trying to draw first each other in costume, then their own RWBY characters.
* Episode 53, with Gavin's prank on Barbara. He makes himself a FunnyBackgroundEvent by filming himself strolling across the real-life location used as the set backdrop and then confusedly looks into the camera.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3_fe0_psOo&t=21m17s Tyler]] discusses the blind.
--->'''Tyler''': (quietly) [[CrossesTheLineTwice What do blind people need to know time for?]]

[[folder: ''The Know'']]
* In the video announcing Meg Turney's leaving of Rooster Teeth, she, Ashley and Ryan laugh at the fact that the Subreddit for Rooster Teeth asked the tough questions like "How is Ryan taking Meg leaving?", "How is Gavin going to get to work?" and "Is Meg and Gavin going to break up?"
* In the video talking about the complaints on the ''VideoGame/{{Titanfall 2}}'' Beta, Ashley and Gus talk about how the titular mecha were much weaker. Gus explains it as "[[{{Pun}} They're Titans and they fall.]]" [[LamePunReaction Ashley glares at Gus, glares at the camera and stomps off.]]


[[folder: ''Coming Soon'']]


[[folder: ''How To with Joel and Adam'']]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4XqGyCa5Vo Adam and Joel build a car in Garry's Mod.]] Neither of them have ever played Garry's Mod before. HilarityEnsues.
** After about three minutes of trying to build the car, they get distracted and end up spending the next five minutes trying to hit each other with the largest props they can find.
** A few minutes later, Adam discovers the tool gun but can't figure out how to activate anything he spawns with it.
** Joel discovers the advanced duplicator and proceeds to hit the prop limit.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPc-fJ2ZjxU Adam and Joel jump a car in episode 2 of Garry's Mod.]]
** Mattress monster.
** Adam spawns a bunch of headcrabs on Joel while he's trying to work.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEebuPLUj0 Joel & Adam Build the Millenium Falcon in Garry's Mod.]]
** God mode is off this time, resulting in many physics-related deaths.
** After three episodes, Joel and Adam still haven't figured out the props that were welded while frozen are what's keeping their vehicles from moving. They think they keep accidentally welding things to the ground.
** After finishing their "Millenium Falcon", they end up flipping over every time they try to fly with it. Eventually, they give up and fly it up to the "Death Star" with no clip.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DDLANUjHGU "How To: Left 4 Dead 2"]] is a barrel of fun. First off, they're playing with models and flashlight skins downloaded from the Steam Workshop. Matt is the [[Film/SharkTale Shark Slayer]], Joel is [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sanic-hegehog Sanic]], Adam is [[VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird Professor Genki]], and Jeremy is Colonel Sanders.
** The Tank is VideoGame/DonkeyKong, and instead of throwing rocks he throws barrels full of bananas.
** Joel spends the first minute of the video completely baffled by the fact that his flashlight is an anime girl [[note]]specifically, [[Anime/SwordArtOnline Asuna]] in a bikini[[/note]].
** Adam keeps lighting Matt on fire and throwing tartar sauce (Boomer bile) at him in attempts to cook and eat him.
** Jeremy always refers to healing items as KFC products, even though they haven't been reskinned. Health kits are buckets of chicken, adrenaline and boomer bile are gravy, and pills are mashed potatoes.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3RXdL6UUMM Adam and Joel tase people.]] There's also some game in between the tasing.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUULIs_UWE Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals]]. Things [[GoneHorriblyWrong go horribly wrong]].
--> '''Joel:''' Oh God! Oh God! [[BearsAreBadNews Cinnamon, no!]] Cinnamon, no! Back!
--> '''Jack:''' ''[loses it]''
* How To: Pet Dinosaur...all of it.
--> '''Joel:''' All right, Adam! So the first thing you gotta do is ''find a dinosaur''. (finds a ''Triceratops'')
--> '''Adam:''' ...What the ''fuck'' are you doing? (begins laughing as Joel proceeds to do the below)
--> '''Joel:''' (Epic music starts playing) And then you punch the dinosaur Adam! Punch it, punch the dinosaur! (this continues for several seconds)
** Once he's punched the trike enough, it winds up dead in the shallows. Undeterred, Joel tries to tame it, feeding the corpse berries, but he quickly gives up.
--> '''Joel:''' All right, so the next thing you do is ''find another dinosaur''. (finds a ''Dilophosaurus'')
--> '''Adam:''' ...Oh my god... (begins laughing again as Joel proceeds to do the below)
--> '''Joel:''' (Epic music starts playing) And you punch the dinosaur Adam! Punch it, punch the dinosaur!
** This time, he knocks the dilo out, and he begins taming it. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere It wakes up and leaves while he's collecting more berries]].
--> '''Joel:''' Wh...what the ''fuck''?! (Sees the dilo in the distance) Hey! Asshole! Get back here! (Epic music starts playing) Alright Adam, so you punch the dinosaur, you pun- (kills the dilo in two hits and catapults it over the horizon Skyrim-style). Goddammit...
--> '''Adam:''' *[[TheHyena bursts out laughing]]*
--> '''Joel:''' All right, so you gotta find, I guess, another dinosaur. (finds a sauropod)
--> '''Adam:''' Holy shit. (begins laughing again as Joel turns to a ''dodo'')
--> '''Joel:''' (Epic music starts playing again) Punch the dinosaur Adam! Punch it, punch the dinosaur!
** Joel successfully tames this one, and declares that he has tamed a dinosaur, and that is how you Pet Dinosaur. He names the dodo "Adam", and Adam sums up everyone's thoughts.
--> '''Adam:''' The fuck is this video?!


!!Live Action

[[folder: ''RT Recap'']]
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ica7WmGc_sc Animated RT Recap]], blending characters from the Animated Adventures[[note]]Animated versions of Jack, Gus and Joel[[/note]], ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' [[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Let's Plays]][[note]]Geoff in Master Chief skin and Gavin in Creeper skin[[/note]], ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''[[note]]All four main heroines[[/note]], and ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''[[note]]..just Sarge[[/note]]. And of course the ending, where the [=RTAA=] guys hit on the ''[=RWBY=]'' girls, ending with Joel [[CrossesTheLineTwice Crossing the Line Twice]]:
-->'''Burnie:''' Hey ladies, what's up? You guys look single.
-->'''Gus:''' Schoolgirls, huh? That's cool.
-->'''Ruby:''' ''(backing away)'' Eww, gross, boys... Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross...
-->'''Weiss:''' Not in a million trillion years.
-->'''Yang:''' Uh, fellas, [[MyEyesAreUpHere eyes up here]]. Stop [[MaleGaze staring at]] my [[BaitAndSwitch gauntlets]], please.
-->'''Joel:''' You know, [[CrossesTheLineTwice Disney characters put out]].
** Made even funnier when [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Blake just pulls out her weapon, without saying anything.]]
** The best thing about this whole segment? Burnie would go on to voice Ruby and Yang's ''father''.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ZourZ7-sU Slumber Party Recap]], featuring HamToHamCombat between Barb, Arryn and Kara (Lindsay appears only voicing Ruby), plus Chris, who also instantly changes into his pajamas.
* If Kara doing lots of funny faces in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ8S7SPvGig Bowling w/ the Blondes]]] isn't enough, there's JJ saying "Everyone in this bowling alley is thinking that we're shooting the beginning of a porno".
* [[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?sid=recap Australian Caiti convincing employees that]] [[YowiesAndBunyipsAndDropBearsOhMy drop bears are real.]]


[[folder: ''Happy Hour'']]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3f4E_e-2I0 "Gavin After Dentist"]] has Meg film Gavin after getting his wisdom teeth removed.
** On the ride home, Gavin asks about his teeth, is convinced that they didn't get removed at one point and wonders why he didn't get to keep them.
** His ''VideoGame/MarioKart64'' dream involving a family of dentists.
** His mopey yet gushy admiration towards Meg is both this and CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.


[[folder: ''RT Life'']]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xtOqxoXfO4&feature=em-uploademail This edition of RT Life]]. JJ makes a dumb vine at the expense of being soaked, Miles gets "ferociously savaged" by Rebel the Dog, and Brandon has to find Gavin after he's been rejected from a bar. He finds Gavin taking a piss in the dumpster.
* Everybody showing how, just by filming a single video, Michael's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O50R4ev9pSg&list=PLCC90DD26EEB96253&index=1 raging affects their lives.]]
* RT Life, they go out to jump a person's car on Reddit. Brandon proves to be the champion of comedy. First they turn to him to direct him to their destination and while he knows where it is, he doesn't realize that he's supposed to be navigating and directing them to said location. Then once they get there, he has to crawl under the fence to let them in. Then he gets out the jumper cables before they've confirmed they've found the car. Then they realize that they're at the wrong location. Then they get to the right location, find the person who needs help, and turn to Brandon for the jumper cables.....who left it at the other location.... and [[NeverMyFault then asks everyone else why they didn't put it back in the truck.]]
-->'''Burnie:''' Within one sentence, you explain why it was your fault and immediately shifted blame to everyone else.
** Bonus points: the person they helped apparently doesn't have a problem asking a nearby car if they've got a pair of jumper cables but does have a problem asking for a boost. Instead, she posts to Reddit for help
* [[http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-life-2012-34 Gavin's return]], which sees him waste no time in starting the trolling all over again.
* Gavin trying and failing to flip off Geoff's chair.
* Mike the intern (no, not the guy who does RageQuit) trying and failing to [[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=4435&v=more jump over his own leg]].
* Jack later gets his own back and [[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=4565&v=more painfully waxes Gavin's arm]].
* Michael failing to eat a five pound gummy bear.
* Gavin [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCTdCnC6j7w&list=PLCC90DD26EEB96253&index=22 being hit in the nuts]].
* Gus and Barbara [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewg5icrZixs&list=PLCC90DD26EEB96253&index=18 trolling Ben after he gets a little too cocky about the Olympics]].
* Two words: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT27Rf-WGXk= Gangnam Style]].
* Chris [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYpU_ql-4k&list=PLCC90DD26EEB96253&index=7 scaring Kara.]]
* [[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=5013&v=more Brandon has a heartfelt conversation with Joe the Cat]].
* 4 days before The Force Awakens was released, Blaine was invited to a screening of the Force Awakens.... only it's a Star Wars themed Rooster Teeth short.
* Josh's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLXCKNEG6k scorpion prank.]] He's mostly successful, and then it cuts to an unimpressed Gavin eating. He points out the camera to Michael's DullSurprise, and then proceeds to eat his taco as sloppily as possible.

[[folder: ''Social Disorder'']]
* In the first episode of ''[[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=9669 Social Disorder]]'' Aaron and Chris have to drag a black bag that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial certainly does not contain a dead body]] down to the river, with the help of random passerby. They get bonus points for telling BlatantLies about what's in the bag.


[[folder: ''Leaderboard'']]


[[folder: ''A Simple Walk'']]


[[folder: ''Nature Town'']]


[[folder: ''The Gauntlet'']]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wukpH2SHNvk&list=PLUBVPK8x-XMgvOO6sTm5HZQW5vHhL598q&index=7 Joel's seriously deadpan commentary over the games of Left 4 Dead 2]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZ1Ur-wK7E Joel commenting on Minecraft]].
* "Fro Guy", a contestant that had a big afro.
* Joel's ridiculously complicated interview process for Season 2 of The Gauntlet... which turns out to be meaningless.
* In Episode 3 of ''The Gauntlet'' Season 2, we get quite a few moments.
** Ryan proposes [[MurderIsTheBestSolution taking on the other teams physically should they lose]]. Later, he says he doesn't want to identify a particular weak link, then [[GenreSavvy immediately coughs]] [[HypocriticalHumor and mutters "Gavin"]].
** Burnie and Joel's fake BitchInSheepsClothing moment about the community supposedly being unimportant. Earlier, Burnie randomly points out that more dinosaurs supposedly equals more awesomeness, then tries saying "go dinosaur or go home" and passing it off as a common cliche". [[OnlySaneMan Joel]] then says "nobody's ever said that before in any context".
** The Rooster Teeth staff team do not get an easy time. They get shoved in the basement to practice because they supposedly are less important than the other teams, are told that they're the expendable ones in terms of the asbestos in the basement, and are then told, alongside the other teams, that they have to clad a player in [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Mjolnir]] armour, for which they choose Miles. Cue a sequence with him epically marching in and giving salutes... [[spoiler:only to discover that ''nobody else'' had to don the armour. Burnie then calls him an attention seeker]].
** Burnie's attempt to count the players in fails when the gamers have to wait for themselves to be loaded in. Then he tries once more and gets told by Joel that he's failed yet again.
** Gavin randomly starts baiting the community team by saying they're crap, to which he gets the reply, "[[NoYou No]] [[Machinima/ArbyNTheChief You]]". Burnie deadpans and says that the community team has just represented the entire community badly by doing so.
*** Later, this becomes a BrickJoke when a bit of TrashTalk comes back their way, and one of the community members shouts "for a group of Achievement Hunters, you guys are sucking a bunch of [[SoundEffectBleep *censorship bleep*]]s!"
** Team Internet Celebrity have a bit of luck when they all seize the hill... only for Miles and community member Stan to run them all over with Ghosts.
** Throughout the entire thing, Joel's deadpan commentary lampshades the fact that both Team AH and, to a lesser extent Team Rooster Teeth play Halo for a living and are not doing well. Of course, Team RT eventually comes second but it's still funny.
** The Achievement Hunter team start doing so badly that when Ryan seizes the hill, Michael fails to register for a few moments that it's happened. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Gavin]] then forgets they're playing KOTH and starts getting Michael to gun down random players who aren't near the hill, including [[HairTriggerTemper Gus]].
-->'''Michael''': Who gives a shit about the guy not on the hill, Gavin?
--> (pause, Gus later gets gunned down)
-->'''Gus''': Why are you coming after me? The hill's in the other direction!
-->'''Michael''': THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
* In Episode 4:
** At one point, they're supposed to run a mini-obstacle course jumping over spikes and collecting coins before stopping and eating 10 onion rings. The first contestant through [[spoiler:plows through all the spikes, leaves the rings, and smashes the plate of onion rings into the far wall as he bowls past]].
** [[spoiler:"Stop." *The onion ring plate gets pushed off the table with the contestant running. Another contestant passes by as well*]]. This leads to a great bit of LaserGuidedKarma when the guilty party has to [[spoiler:scoop them up with his bare hands, being told he may only use the tools provided]].
** Michael's general frustration at the game.
** iJustine gets progressively more frustrated leading to
---> '''iJustine''': Who plays this game?
---> '''Miles''': [[LargeHam I do! Suck my balls!]]
* Episode 5, Season 2.
** After Joel and Burnie have another argument on the opening, Joel essentially has a RageQuit moment for a few seconds, then immediately starts saying the graphics guy should be fired while on the phone.
** Burnie continues the fake BitchInSheepsClothing moment by accusing Team RTX of screwing over Team Internet Celebrity, which causes him to eventually degenerate into a rant about [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext being stabbed, frozen, sent into space and then revived by aliens]].
-->'''Burnie''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzjtOQqVE4 We have a situation now.]] The only way we could possibly solve this [[SoundEffectBleep f*cking]] problem is if you ''[[ICannotSelfTerminate stab me in the neck and kill me]]''. (progressively getting louder) Then you ''freeze my corpse'' and launch me into [[SoundEffectBleep f*cking]] ''space''! Then my only hope is, some civilization some time in the future finds my ''floating, frozen '''corpse''''', AND SOLVES THIS PROBLEM, ''WITH A TECHNOLOGY THAT I CAN'T EVEN '''[[SoundEffectBleep F*CKING]] FATHOM'''!''
-->'''Joel''': [[CouldSayItBut And that's what we want you to tell the community team.]]
-->(cut to Chris and Brandon)
-->'''Chris''': So, Burnie and Joel can't be here right now, but they just want [[BlatantLies you guys to try your best.]]
-->'''Brandon''': Yeah, they were really enthusiastic. [[BlatantLies They're really rooting for you guys.]]
** Gavin complains he didn't get to do much in the first round of the first game, which results in Ryan and Michael snarking that it's because he can't do anything.
** When all of RT team has a meltdown when time is running out and no one is pushing the button. This is not helped by the addition of symbols that they all take liberties in describing.
-->'''Miles:''' Enable dude rolling his back on a ball.
-->'''Barbara:''' Enable some guy on a ball!
-->'''Gus:''' Enable the guy on the ball!!
-->'''Miles:''' WHO HAS THE GUY ON THE BALL!!!
-->'''Jordan:''' I DON'T HAVE THE GUY ON THE BALL!!!!!!
** After finding out that his team is now vulnerable to elimination, [[spoiler:Michael]] decides to essentially flip the other teams off by miming him ejaculating all over them. Immediately after, Burnie's new Immunity tool is revealed... to be the immunity wrench.
** In addition to the teams being blindfolded, Burnie randomly ends up blindfolded as well even though it's not necessary, and ends up peeing near where Gus is standing. Gus pays no attention to it.
** One of the members of the Community Team having trouble finding the "a" button on the keyboard. Somehow, he goes so far off-field that he accidentally presses ''enter''.
* In Episode 7 of Season 2, the music becomes slow and flashback shows Michael saying that him and Gavin will have a truce and win together with Gavin encouraging Michael on, [[spoiler: seconds later, Michael eliminates Gavin out the game and Michael is then eliminated.]]
** Greg's [[spoiler: victory]] speech. Just... [[EvilIsHammy his]] [[InsaneTrollLogic whole]] [[DrunkOnTheDarkSide speech.]]
** The Redemption Dog


[[folder: ''On The Spot'']]
* The overall trend of the show is that Jon will eventually be driven insane by the end of the episode.
* Ryan brings his obsession with small animals here.
* Team CSC's [[https://youtu.be/cINuJI2lm2Y?t=18m8s movie pitch]] titled WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} volume 3.
* [[https://youtu.be/qLzu0f1wJZQ?t=15m10s Joel explains what it means to be "Joeled"]].
** Just Joel in general on this show. Highlights provided in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ymFc5zIX8A this Just The Bits]]
* Team CSC vs Team Film/FreeWilly- Surprising Things to Yell When Climaxing:
** Ryan starts things out by shouting "Glad you're my [[BrotherSisterIncest sister]]!" before Jon has even started the game.
** Moments later, without missing a beat, Ray shouts [[HoYay "Ga]][[Creator/GavinFree vin!"]]
* The season finale goes entirely OffTheRails as Geoff completely hijacks just about every moment with random stories.
** Geoff points out Jack's socks leading to Joel deciding to take off one of Jack's socks and play with it. Gavin quickly abandons ship.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huj9z_kxtoM Ryan defines "Muppet Neck"]]:
-->'''Ryan''': [[spoiler:Alright, you know how white boys be all like at the disco?]]
-->([[spoiler:Ray collapses to the ground in laughter]])
* Eyebrow cam.
* "Zombie apocalypse? Fuck bread."
* Episode 13 has Aaron & Blaine win, meaning that they'll return in the next episode to defend their title. Episode 14 was supposed to have Blaine & Aaron play against Gus & Josh, but we find out that as soon as the show went live, Josh jumped ship and Aaron switched teams, meaning that Blaine is all alone. They eventually pull in Barbara to be his teammate, but when ''she'' joins the other team, Chris has to fill in. When ''Chris'' defects, Josh--Gus's original teammate--takes his place. When [[spoiler:Gus's mega-team inevitably wins, Gus asks if Josh wants to be on the winning team.]]
* This particular exchange, which starts when Blaine is forced to describe "Champion Juice":
-->'''Blaine''': Champion Juice is not ''sweat''. It's, okay, you know when you take off your work-out shorts, and there's, like, that really pungent smell?
-->'''Jon''': (''smiling'') No, I don't.
-->'''Blaine''': Well, you don't work out.
-->''(Barbara chuckles)''
-->'''Blaine''': It's, there's a really, like,...there's like a stank...
-->'''Jon''': I also don't have a sense of smell!
-->'''Blaine''': (''the realization hits him'') Oh...
-->''(Barbara breaks out laughing)''
-->'''Jon''': But thank you for going with the insult route!
* The [[OffTheRails complete trainwreck]] that is the second half of Episode 30, all starting with the redemption challenge. It involves, among other things, [[spoiler: Dan smashing cookies into the carpet, Gavin cramming cookies into Dan's mouth in an attempt to gain more points, at least 2 separate instances of people being pushed out of their chairs, and ''all the contestants'' eating cookies off the floor at some point - with special mention to Michael, who ''[[ExtremeOmnivore starts sucking the crumbs Dan crushed into the carpet off the floor like a vacuum cleaner.]]'' It gets so chaotic that Jon [[HeroicBSOD completely gives up]] and [[PinballScoring starts giving (and taking) away obscene amounts of points to everyone for every little thing that happens.]]]]
* Episode 36, Joel [[spoiler: temporarily becomes the host after he begins to give and take points without any input from Jon.]] It goes about as well as one might expect.
* Episode 40
** When Kurt and Nick are introduced, you can ''quite clearly'' hear someone in the audience shout "Goddammit! ''Fuck!''"
*** It wasn't someone in the audience. '''It was Blaine.'''
---->'''Miles''': You ''need'' to calm down, okay?
** Blaine gets ''hammered''. He has about ''eight'' beers during the game, in addition to three he drank beforehand, and he makes life hell for Miles the entire time.
** Team Hats gives Jon, Blaine, and Miles hats as "gifts". Miles' and Blaine's hats say [[spoiler:"Butt" and "Hole"]], respectively. Jon gives them several hundred bonus points.
** During their turn of "Cunning Linguistics", Blaine calls his mom as a "lifeline".
-->'''Jon''': Three hundred bonus points for Blaine's mom.
** Blaine winds up leaving the set at the start of "Impromptu Pitch" to go pee, causing a brief discussion of making Miles go first in spite of this. (It's decided to have Team Hats go anyway.)
--->'''Miles''': ''I'll take fucking Bob Ross.''[[note]]The pitch was "Bob Ross, Buckingham Palace, Supernatural".[[/note]]
*** When Blaine comes back after Team Hats is done:
---->'''Miles''': (hand on Blaine's shoulder; to Blaine) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck In case you missed it, uh, we're fucked, so... They had- they had sound effects.]]
* Episode 49 gets off to a good start when Jon winds up becoming broken ''barely two minutes in'':
-->'''Jon''': (as everyone else is arguing) ''[[SuddenlyShouting TEAM NAMES]]''! Team names, team names- (begins shushing and snapping) [[AintTooProudToBeg It's too early- we haven't even gotten to team names- we haven't even gotten to team names!]] [[PrecisionFStrike What are your fucking team names?]]
** Why is this episode called "Death of the Golden Gus"? [[spoiler:At around 5:20, Ryan stealthily steals the Golden Gus statue, removes the screws, and puts it back.]] The payoff comes at [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMB9ogtjcO8&t=35m54s the end]].
--->'''Tyler''': "On the Spot" is done ''forever''!
*** And somehow, [[spoiler:only Jon was unaware of what Ryan did]].
** Behold:
-->'''Tyler''': The is the ''longest'' game of "On the Spot" ever...
-->'''Jon''': ...[[TakeThat minus five points]].
-->'''Tyler''': Damnit! FUCK!
* Episode 55:
** Michael and Andrew get 55 points before the game even starts.
** Jeremy repeatedly steals things from Jon's desk: the Golden Gus, Jon's mug, and then Jon's phone.
** Jeremy attempts to text a dick pic to Jon in exchange for bonus points. Michael one-ups him by [[spoiler:whipping his out. Jon awards Michael 2000 bonus points.]]
-->'''Michael''': [[spoiler: That's a 2000-point dick! You're married to a 2000-point dick!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hok2e2LwYwI Episode 63]], featuring Creator/{{Funhaus}}'s Bruce and James, and WebVideo/GameGrumps' Arin and Danny. [[SpoilerTitle Just as the title implies]], [[spoiler: thing go so thoroughly completely OffTheRails, Jon just silently {{Rage Quit}}s [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and gets the fuck out of dodge]]]].
-->'''Danny''': [[FamousLastWords What if... we have...]] [[spoiler:[[MrFanservice wet t-shirts? (dumps bottle of water on self)]]]]
* Episode 64:
** Near the end is a portion on "Things that could get you fired from Planned Parenthood," Maggie's idea? [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice POST ABORTION RAPE.]]]]
* Episode 78:
** [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Four words]]: Tyler Coe... as Santa.
*** Special mention goes to how he manages to disturb the ''fuck'' out of Andy, before the game even ''starts'', merely by [[FelonyMisdemeanor calling Jon "Jonny"]].
** "Ass Swipe" manages to get derailed pretty hard when "Naughty Santas" gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=7m33s Variam]]... and Tyler completely ignores actually talking about his characteristics in lieu of [[CrossingTheLineTwice repeatedly insisting he loves America and is American]].[[note]]A rather meta bit in regards to this? Tyler starts doing this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=9m11s at]] [[RefugeInAudacity the 9:11 mark]].[[/note]] It gets to the point that Jon ''immediately'' rings Tyler out the second he tries continuing it.
--->'''Mariel''': (buries head in hands) ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh my god]]''
*** [[FromBadToWorse And then the second round happens,]] with the victim this time being Melissa. The additional character trait "Naughty Santas" come up with? [[ShockingSwerve She's a terrorist.]]
---->'''Lindsay''': [I'd] like to apologize for everything we're about to say.
*** "So, I'm supposed to award points... I've- I don't who to give points for that, because points say [[TakeThat you've done a good job]]..."
** Prior to the Redemption Challenge (which involves eating cookies and milk... supposedly from ''last year''), Tyler decides to "lube up" by taking a pull off of his bottle of Maker's Mark. He winds up downing ''half of the bottle''.
--->'''Jon''': (hands on cheeks, to the camera; as Tyler coughs and gags) Remember when Santa died when on "On the Spot"? Remember?
--->'''Tyler''': (gag) CHRIST KRINGLE!
* Episode 84:
** Chris and Zach are so pessimistic, their team name is "Gonna Lose". [[spoiler:They won.]]
** Somehow, in trying to explain his idea of what "Cellfish" means, [[EpicFail Andy forgot the word "scientist"]], and almost said "Scientologist".
--->'''Andy''': What's the word that they- who's an expert in sci- ''scientist''! (to the camera) Scientist!
** The episode is named "Creator/PatrickSwayze Flavor" because of an ongoing discussion about that came about from Chris' attempt at defining "Ghost Taste": [[RefugeInAudacity digging up Patrick Swayze's corpse and tasting it]].
--->'''Zach''': [[WhatTheHellHero I have never seen such an efficient sq-squandering of good will Chris. Whoever wanted us to win doesn't now!]]
*** Jon then proceeds to defend Chris' response based solely on the fact that the Urban Dictionary tends to get dark and messed up.
** Zach's definition of "Ghost Taste" is tasting something that isn't in your mouth. Jon's response?
--->'''Jon''': I think that's called a seizure...
--->'''Zach''': [[FromBadToWorse Or a stroke-]]
--->'''Jon''': Or a stroke, yeah.
** After Andy admits that he can't burp, Chris (genuinely surprised) asks if he can't burp even if tickled... which prompts everyone else to wonder how Chris reached this conclusion.
--->'''Jon''': [[InsaneTrollLogic How- how are those two connected?!]]
*** Jon then attempts to make Chris burp by tickling him.
** After Zach calls out Jon for trying to turn the show into a therapy session for his sad life, Jon counters by mentioning they could instead talk about ''his'' sad life. Jon then calls out the audience for reacting negatively to that joke, since Zach got away with shitting on ''him''.
--->'''Jon''': (to the audience) ''No, no, no, no, no!'' He doesn't get to make fun of me, and then I make fun of him and you guys go "Ohhhh"! He's an asshole ''just like me'', okay?!
--->'''Andy''': (to himself, out loud) Heckling the audience that they paid money to come here-
--->'''Jon''': That's fair...
** The first round managed to take up half of the episode, much to everyone's exasperation.
** The Redemption Challenge sees Trevor and Chris attempting to finish [[{{Squick}} a fish ice cream sandwich]]. Trevor flatout gives up after one bite, and Chris is ''driven to tears''.
* Episode 93:
** Lawrence is doing the show... despite being ''very'' sick.
--->'''Jon''': So, Lawrence... may or may not ''die'' on this episode...
*** At one point, Jon decides to stop joking about it and ask him point blank how he feels on a score of 1 to 10 (10 being he can make it to the end of the episode). [[BrutalHonesty Lawrence gives a "fucking 3"]].
** One of the props for the episode is an anime body pillow. Jon admits that, "someone from the company" wants to buy it when the episode is done. Adam's remark?
--->'''Adam''': (stage whisper) Rhymes with Lawrence Sonntag...
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIz7CBzen_E&t=30m48s You look like]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice a Make-A-Wish kid.]]"
** In a complete lapse of judgement, Jon refuses to continue the show until he knows what [[spoiler:[[SchmuckBait "blue waffle"]]]] is. Cue Lawrence busting out his phone, over Jon's pleas/demands that some one ''tell'' him, not ''show'' him.
*** Prior to that, Lawrence is ''so mad'' that Jon doesn't know, he gets up, grabs his bell and ''throws it to the ground''. Jon gets "legitimately frightened".
*** As a result of Jon running away from Lawrence's phone in fear of being shown it, Lawrence announces that "'til Jon comes back and is a man, [he's] hosting the show", to the cheers and applause of the audience. As a result of this arrangement, the ''body pillow'' becomes Adams' new partner (but Jon replaces it soon after).
** The episode ends on ''another'' lapse of judgement on Jon's part: he lets James hold the Golden Gus. Upon being told how it's been around since the beginning of the show's history, [[spoiler:James straight up throws it on the ground, smashing its base]]. The Cow Chop fans in the comments [[ForegoneConclusion knew this would happen as soon as James got a hold of it]].
* Episode 94:
** When Jon spends too much time with the Kinda Funny guys singing "Series/TheGoldenGirls" theme, Jeremy tries forcing the first game of the show to start early (just to spite Jon, who wanted a moment of happiness following last week).
*** Broadcast even gets on his side, playing the "Sync About It" card (after he correctly says the name).
** As a result of [[spoiler:James from Cow Chop smashing the Golden Gus]] last week, Jon pulls out a mostly empty bottle of Maker's Mark and attaches a picture of Gus' face to it [[spoiler:as an impromptu replacement]].
** Miles and Jeremy's team almost falls apart due to them debating over [[SarcasmMode a serious question]]: [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate Is]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} Skeeter]] [[SeriousBusiness blue or green?]]
--->'''Miles''': (rapidly; to Jeremy) This is blue, that's blue, this is blue, [[WaxingLyrical I'm blue, dah ba dee, dah ba die]], Skeeter's ''not'' blue.
*** It ultimately forces Jeremy to bust out his phone ''mid-show'', just to look up [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mszz1pLiCvs this clip]] to prove his point.
---->'''Jeremy''': (to Miles) "IS HE THE BLUE ONE?!" "THAT'S SKEETER!" '''''BOOOOOM!''''' (kicks his feet) [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped I KNEW WAS A MOMENT!]] (kicks the mike cover off)
*** "[[ARareSentence I-I-I can't believe I'm going to admit this...]] but the creators of [[WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} Doug Funnie]] don't know colors."
** Jeremy straight up drinks out of the vase of flowers Jon got as a gift at one point. This is then followed by the reveal that [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy Jeremy did "Off Topic" immediately before "On the Spot"]].
* Episode 95:
** Aaron was picked to be in the show ''five minutes'' before filming. He is ''not happy''.
** Trevor and Andy wear bathrobes as part of a Sith Lord deal and ''[[BlatantLies totally]]'' not because they are not wearing pants.
*** Trevor later takes his robe off because [[{{Squick}} he realized mites were in his robe]]. Don't worry, though: unlike Andy, [[BaitAndSwitch he actually does still have pants on]].
---->'''Trevor''': (stage whisper) [[DissonantSerenity That's okay, we're all part of nature.]] [[HypocriticalHumor (loudly) Someone burn this.]]
*** While Andy has a toy lightsaber a la ''The Force Awakens'', Trevor has a ''toothbrush''.
** Aaron straight up leaves right as "[=ABCs=] of Storytelling" starts (he said he could only stay for 10 minutes), having Blaine sub in. ...except Blaine was supposed to be running drinks over to the "Million Dollars But..." set. So cue Blaine making Patrick sub in, who has to be informed that they are ''not'' rehearsing and that the episode is ''live''.
*** To clarify, Aaron leaving ''wasn't a gag''. But don't worry, he ''does'' come back... to look for his keys. Which are now ''gone''. Meaning he is ''stuck''.
** Why is this episode called "New Host Auditions"? Jon has Aaron (and then Aaron has Chris) replace him as host so he can actually compete.
*** Despite not seeing their round, Aaron declares that "[[TakeThat Shit and a Half]]"[[note]]"Sith and a Half"[[/note]] won "[=ABCs=] of Storytelling", and gives then 17 points just because he can.
*** Chris' attempt at the 1-800 Flowers ad read. Instead of looking at the camera, he reads directly off of the prompter, Trevor tries making it look like he's blowing his toothbrush, and when the ad ends, [[HereWeGoAgain Aaron is gone again, to Jon's confusion]]. However, it was because he went to get makeup. As this happens, [[EpicFail Chris botches announcing the next game, "Quick Thinking".]]
---->'''Chris''': (slightly rushed; reading directly off of the teleprompter) The next game is "Quick Khinking". K-Kickstarter ideas that will- (audience laughs) "Quick Thinking". Quickstarter ideas that will- (to Jon) Wait, weren't they supposed to do one of the things-
---->'''Jon''': No. That's- You're supposed to explain how the game works.
---->'''Chris''': (back to the teleprompter) ...Quickstarter-
*** "He's literally just going to [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy Ron Burgundy]] the teleprompter this whole fucking show..."
*** Aaron takes severe umbridge with Chris' hosting style.
---->'''Aaron''': All Chris is doing is sitting behind- he's drinking beer, and just going "You. You." He doesn't care. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny And I like it. I want him to be host.]]
** For whatever reason, Trevor's ideas for Kickstarter ideas that will get you banned from the site involve fecal excrement and vague [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Morty]] impressions.
*** Chris allows Jon's "Slip and Slides for grandmas" suggestion since he's been to some bad retirement homes before, much to Jon's confusion/shock.
** The complete anti-climax that is Chris revealing [[spoiler:the repaired Golden Gus statue]]... which Trevor [[spoiler:immediately takes and hands to Andy, telling him [[NeverLiveItDown to smash it]]. However, he doesn't, [[TakeThat since "[they]'re not Cow Chop"]]]].
* Episode 97:
** [[https://youtu.be/0ClehUHNKos?t=22m12s Halfway through the episode]], Geoff's Posse (AKA Jack, Ryan, Jeremy and Michael), all ''very'' drunk and holding a sharp weapon, rolls up with a bench to watch the show. [[HilarityEnsues It goes about as well as you'd expect.]]
--->'''Jon''': (scared) Why is there an ''axe'' on the set?!
* Episode 98:
** Right off the bat, Andy nets himself 20 bonus points for spelling "quiche" correctly the first time[[note]]although he gets confused, thinking there was a macron over the "e", nevermind the fact he forgot what that was called[[/note]], while Jeremy gets ''1'' for attempting to spell it himself (he zoned out and didn't listen to Andy).
--->'''Jeremy''': Q... ...[[MathematiciansAnswer uiche]].
*** Jeremy then proceeds to wiggle more bonus points with the promise of some special alone time after the show. Jon then proceeds to ''ask Kat in the audience'' as to how much that it worth (ultimately determined to be 100). The difficulty in this is that ''she can't stop laughing''.
** After Michael, fed up, stabs a ''fucking knife'' into his mic stand, Jon puts the episode on hold to directly talk to the people watching (since the "On the Spot" audience and the "Achievement Hunter" audience overlap)
--->'''Jon''': (directly into the camera) [[WhatTheHellHero Why are you fucking sending these assholes weapons...]] ''[[FromBadToWorse in surplus]]''[[WhatTheHellHero ?]] [[OnlySaneMan What... does]] '''[[OnlySaneMan any of us]]''' [[OnlySaneMan have to]] ''[[OnlySaneMan gain]]'' [[OnlySaneMan from arming Achievement Hunter?]]
*** Michael's rebuttal? "[[NotHelpingYourCase 'Cause it looks cool!]]"
*** [[FromBadToWorse Oh, and things take a turn for the worse:]]
---->'''Jon''': At the very least (reaches under his desk) you can send me a weapon as well. (pulls out and slams a '''''Kukuri Survival Knife''''' onto his desk)
** Jeremy and Trevor's team name? #. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Literally just "#".]] ''[[EpicFail Because they never came up with one.]]''
** Joel winds up making an appearance... as Jeremy and Trevor's subject for "Ass Swipe". And apparently, not only does he moan orgasmically at random times ''and'' is insanely positive about very bad things, but is ''also'' the biggest fan of "Series/ShitMyDadSays".
*** Michael and Andy's subject? [[spoiler:Burnie]]. Who believes interpretative dance is the best form of communication, screams out dark secrets everytime he hears a bell ring, and "fucking hates himself".
---->'''Andy''': (worried) I don't wanna [[spoiler:get fired]]...
*** Not only is Andy convinced this is setting himself up for failure, but Jeremy suggested that last item [[spoiler:[[KickTheDog because he wants to try and get them fired]]]].
---->'''Jeremy''': (to Trevor) Do we really want to try to [[spoiler:get them fired]]?
---->'''Trevor''': (no hesitation) Yeah. (slightly raspy) Oh yeah. At least one of them, baby.
*** However, if what Jon says is true, it may be okay, since [[spoiler:even when ''he is on it'', Burnie doesn't watch "On The Spot"]].
** This episode really is an insight into Andy's worldview, as he consistently misunderstands common words and phrases. Two highlights include:
*** Andy mistakenly believing that "The Birds And The Bees" was actually "The Birds And The ''Beets''." When he quietly mentions this to Michael, he very visibly [[FacePalm facepalms.]]
*** Later on, Andy manages to confuse [[UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan Genghis Khan]] with [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Kangaskhan]]. When the others attempt to correct his spelling (admittedly incorrectly, by saying "Genghis" beings with "Gh"), Andy tries to defend himself:
---->'''Andy''': (angrily) That's not a thing! No words in the English language begin with GH!"
---->'''Jeremy''': (immediately) GHOST!
* Episode 99:
** Jeremy and Joel are ''already'' drunk, so much so that they've completely forgotten their team name.
** Jeremy has a bottle of Jaegermeister, which he and Barbara spend half the episode fighting over.
** This episode sees the introduction of 'diddle cards' which the players can use to inflict a quirk on another player for the duration of the next game. Barbara immediately uses her card, making Jeremy [[spoiler: moan in pleasure every time somebody says the word 'because'.]] Jeremy and Joel, not to be outdone, use ''both'' their cards on [[ButtMonkey Barbara]] for the next game, so [[spoiler: she has to speak like [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]] and can't use the word 'a'.]]
** Jon gets so distracted by everyone talking about Jeremy's sex life that he awards points to Jeremy and Joel before they've even played their second round. Barbara and Cole then trash the set in protest.
--->'''Joel:''' Jeremy, we are ''that'' fucking good!
** Then when Barbara returns to the set she's stolen the portrait of Jon from the employee wall for some reason.
* Episode 100:
** Miles and Kerry reveal their pitch for "The Smith Squad", wherein every character played by Creator/WillSmith bands together to fight crime. As they note, the Squad's approach is always announced via a chorus of "WHOO!"s. As Miles adds, this is ''not'' a siren, but simply the squad yelling.
** Later, the cast gets into a detailed discussion regarding [[ItMakesSenseInContext the nutritional value of semen.]] Towards the end, Miles excitedly mentions that there is a [[{{Squick}} cum-centric cookbook]] for sale on Amazon. This leads to this exchange:
---> '''Miles:''' Cooking with Cum! That's not the name, but it should be! Buy it today!
---> '''Jon:''' Stop promoting your own books.
---> '''Miles:''' *SpitTake*
** Due to an excellent application of the Diddle Card, [[spoiler: Gus]] has to [[spoiler: scream every other word he says.]] '''Everyone''' is left in hysterics.
* Episode 102:
** Andy is ''hammered.'' One of the first game topics is ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'', prompting him to drunkenly sing out the title song.
-->'''Andy''': I'm drunk!\\
'''Michael''': No shit!
* Episode 103:
** Funhaus [[spoiler: hired a professional improv team to do the work for them.]] Jon immediately lampshades how out of place this is.
** Greg from Kinda Funny [[RunningGag taking every opportunity]] to incite groups of people to help him crowdsurf, including children and the disabled!
** As part of the redemption challenge, the cast must find the buffest man they can in order to receive points? Who does Kinda Funny find? [[spoiler: ''Blaine'']]
* Episode 104:
** An immediate sign the episode is going to turn into a trainwreck? [[Creator/SugarPine7 Steven]] (taking over hosting duties from Jon for the episode) botches the intro completely.
*** Steven never gets to introduce Cib and James' team because he keeps trying to get Cib to ''look at the camera'', resulting in them repeatedly calling each other a bitch.
*** Steven forgets to introduce Jon and Andy's team, instead going straight into introducing the show. He immediately realizes his mistake, however, and half-asses their intro. It's worth mentioning that the entire time, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Jon's hand is on his face in pure exasperation]].
*** And finally, when he has to ''actually'' introduce the show, his attention is stolen by him knocking over a pill bottle. The rest of the intro is spent on him picking up the pills.
** Autumn is in the audience, [[RunningGag and she could care less]].
** For "Sync About It", Cib and James had to explain how to fight Godzilla. [[spoiler:'''''[[EpicFailure All Broadcast could get typed out]]''''' [[EpicFailure was "Anyway."]]]]
** Andy snaps at Steven for not knowing how to ring a bell. Steven promptly chews out the audience for applauding for that comment.
** "Impromptu Pitch" sees Cib repeatedly spit alcohol towards Jon (which Andy remarks may get him pulled over later, since he smells like booze) and repeatedly break the TV on the desk (by tapping it, first with his finger, then his foot).
** James decides to try and make Andy puke during the Redemption Challenge (eating mixed baby foods and guessing the foods being mixed).
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pkx7zlbqLQ&t=45m20s One word: "ICE".]]
** Special mention goes to how the episode ends: Steven, in lieu of giving out points for the final round, decides to sing "Stand By Me" with Cib and James. They are so wrapped up in their number that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Broadcast rolls credits in silence]].
--->'''Steven''': So, the plan right now is to give you guys points, but... I think I want to do aaaaaaaaaa little intermission.
--->'''Jon''': ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe We're at the end of the show!]]''
--->'''Steven''': (sings the tune to "Stand By Me")
* Episode 105:
** Jon, Max, Miles, and Blaine in drag. Jon barely holds in his giggling as he introduces their drag characters.
** Jon's shit-eating grin when the camera pans to him. "Welcome to my daddy's nightmare!"
** Special guest [[DragQueen Cupcake]], who immediately declares that anyone who who wants to get to know her must pay her $25. ($12.50 on Mondays.)
** The episode ends with everyone lip-syncing to the ''RWBY'' theme song.
** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBnQithjKQ behind the scenes]] clip showing Mica losing it and Barbara struggling to process her emotions when they saw the guys in drag. The guys themselves have a ridiculous amount of fun getting into character, with Miles declaring how much fun he's having.
* Episode 110:
** Gus and Andy's character in "Ass Swipe" is a guy who loves talking about his baby (which he stole). Whenever Andy gets to talk, he chooses to twist the narrative by having the guy become annoyed with the baby, even at one point threatening to return it.
*** Gus winds up [[spoiler:winning the game for him and Andy]], purely by fucking up a critical sentence:
---->'''Gus''': I-I hope that you're cool, with... kids, 'cause I am, 'cause I just recently [[spoiler:[[UnfortunateImplications came into this kid]]]] my- [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone wow, that sounds really bad]]- (everyone loses their shit)
*** "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd demonetized!"
* Episode 114:
** [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Four words:]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVzd3aa7bEQ&t=17m10s Joel explaining "Thirst Responder".]]
--->'''Joel''': (completely unsure of himself) Okaaaaay, uh... "Thirst Responder"... is when you're having... one of those, um... ''heavy days''...
*** Earlier, as Jeremy attempts to define it (a person follows firefighters to a fire [[EpicFail and squirts a water bottle on the people in danger]]), [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Joel's head is practically buried in his hands]]. Jeremy even goes the extra mile in ''providing a backstory for the guy'', if only for Jon to give him points.
---->'''Jeremy''': And the Thirst Responder is like (completely gutteral) "''DEY LOOK THIRSTY TO ME!''"
*** After about a minute of fumbling and stumbling, Joel basically gives up and goes "I'm gonna with 'periods', Jon". Jeremy then procedes to save face and try and have Jon accept "tampons" as an alternative.
*** And then, ''midway through Barbara's attempt'', Joel attempts to give a better one, despite Jon ''literally yelling at him to shut up''. [[FromBadToWorse For the record, Joel's second attempt quite literally is "the (thirsty) guy before the Second Responder".]]
---->'''Joel''': (upset; defeated) So bad, our answers are so bad...
---->'''Jon''': (over Joel) ''[[KickTheDog SHUT UP!]]''
** Jeremy plays a Diddle Card on [[spoiler: Barbara]], requiring them to speak in a different accent every time they talk. He gleefully explains that [[CallBack he had a similar card in an earlier episode]], and got he "real racist with it!"
--->'''[[spoiler:Barbara]]''': FUCK! I've got like... 3 accents!
** Barb and Maggie have to play the Redemption Challenge, which requires them to feel various objects while blindfolded. One of these items, though not originally planned, is ''Jeremy's head.''
--->'''Barbara''': ''Oh god, it's warm!''
* Episode 118:
** Trevor and Barbara's team name: [=#GoSlowBlowHoes=].
** Max and Alfredo's team name: [=#GoFastEatAss=].
** Max has a sounding board app on his phone with soundbites he's preloaded into it. Jon gifts him five points for using it to sing the show's theme.
** Before he starts the Storytelling challenge, Jon digs into the plate of latkes from the redemption challenge. Max [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOUi6iBrWng&t=2005s objects.]]
-->'''Jon''': Minus five points, fuck you.\\
'''Max''': Oh you want to go there? ''[pulls out his phone]'' Fuck you, Jon Risinger!\\
'''Jon''': Ten points to that!\\
'''Barbara''': Max, do you just have a response to everything that Jon's gonna say?\\
'''Max's Phone''': Oh baby, [[CrazyPrepared I've got a response]] for everything.\\
'''Trevor''': Max, you're gonna get cheap points, you need to stop. Just stop using the app, you fucking animal.\\
'''Max's Phone''': Don't you dare tell me to stop using this app! ''[Jon is speechless as everyone is dying from laughter]'' \\
'''Max''': Yeah! Yeah Jon, I did my homework!\\
'''Jon''': Fuck me running!
* Episode 119:
** The episode opens with Lindsay dressed as a cat covered in Christmas lights, Tyler as [[Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation Cousin Eddie]], and... Joel with a massive fish plushie in his lap.
-->'''Jon''': Everyone, look to see Tyler's crotch at some point during this episode. It's gonna happen.
-->'''Andy''': I'm normal for once!
** Jon has Andy attempt to describe Christmas songs to Joel. It goes as well as you expect.
-->'''Andy''': ''[attempting to describe "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"]'' YourMom's a slut!\\
'''Joel''': Your mom... ''YourMom'''s a slut!
* Episode 122:
** Miles and Ellie immediately kick things off by appearing as Jon's parents, glasses and cardigans included.
-->'''Jon''': You got the sheer blinding whiteness of my parents down flat.
** Mariel and Alfredo lampshade their TokenMinority status by naming themselves [=#DiversityHires=]. At the end of the episode, they're declared the winners, prompting this:
-->'''Mariel''': Suck it, old white people!\\
'''Alfredo''': Points for the ethnics!
* Episode 127:
** When introducing the Blue Team, Joel admits that he ''doesn't actually know'' Patrick Matthews' name, and as such calls him "Orange Tyler Coe".
** According to Jon, Aaron showing up for "On the Spot" [[CrossesTheLineTwice is how Jon knows he's not dead]].
--->'''Joel''': (to Jon and Aaron) Well, I like- this is gonna be a good week, cause you two legitimately hate each other.
* Episode 128:
** Jon's ill, so he cares even less about points and spends most of the time groaning about his misery.
** Blaine and Chad attempt to rig the game in their favor by naming themselves [=#TenPointsForThem=]. Jon gives them the initial points, and refuses to say it for the rest of the show.
** For the redemption challenge, Blaine and Chad are given whiteboards to draw on. After they succeed, Chad scrawls "Someone help him" on his whiteboard and Jon holds it up next to his face.
** During the credits, Blaine proceeds to scrawl conspiracy theories onto his whiteboard and holds it up to the camera.

[[folder: ''Million Dollars, But...'']]
* Episode 1
** The look on Josh Flanagan's face every time that he's about to utilize his index finger.
** Gavin bringing up the possibility of a dog showing up at the opera.
* Episode 2
** Burnie asks Gus and Gavin if they'd take [[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=11658 a million dollars in exchange for their dicks glowing.]] Gus asks if they can pick the glow's colour or change it. Cut to an ImagineSpot of [[RefugeInAudacity Gavin dancing at a party while swinging his magical colour-changing dick around like a glowstick.]]
** Gus asks if they would accept the million dollars in exchange for vomiting a little every time they see someone attractive. Burnie imagines what the conversations would be with a significant other after a while.
--->'''Burnie (voicing Ashley)''': Look, you just don't throw up when you see me anymore.
--->''(Gavin and Gus break down laughing.)''
*** Gavin then notes that one would eventually have to fake vomiting into a trash can in order to convince a girlfriend you were still attracted to her.
* For ''The Achievement Hunter Sandal Scandal'' episode, 2 moments stand out.
** At one point, Ryan is dressed as a frat boy...complete with about 5 popped collars.
** While Jeremy and Jack's suggestions are goofy and supernatural, [[MemeticPsychopath Ryan's]] challenge amounts to being forced to [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame hunt humans.]] Very fitting.
* For the ''A Million Pounds, Although'' episode:
** An audience member suggests that anytime someone says "please" or "thank you", they're tackled by Music/MrBlobby. Gavin instantly yells out "Not doing it!" Burnie is instantly horrified after Gavin and Ellie explain it to him.
** Ellie suggests that anytime someone hears music, they have to dance like Mary Poppins. Gavin brings up the fact that music will be played at funerals...cut to an ImagineSpot of Burnie carrying a casket while dancing.

[[folder: ''Heroes and Halfwits'']]
It has its own page [[Funny/HeroesAndHalfwits here]].

[[folder:''Me vs. Drunk Me'']]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L86saDAD0VY Drunk Ashley]] suggests [[TakeThat introducing professional wrestling theatrics into politics.]] She chooses Joe the Cat as her hypothetical running mate, [[DumbassHasAPoint because people love animals.]]
* "Blaine Talks About Cannibalism" winds up being only about a minute long [[spoiler:because Drunk Blaine was so trashed, instead of answering questions, [[{{Squick}} he straight up puked]]]].


[[folder: Rooster Teeth Comics]]
* In one strip, they decide to switch Matt to decaf coffee. He dies instantly.
** He then comes BackFromTheDead to grab the coffee left by a gravedigger. This restores him back to life.
* Anytime ComicBook/IronMan arrives and beats Burnie to the ground.

[[folder: Other Rooster Teeth events]]
* [[https://imgur.com/BQTdeZo Rooster Teeth's DVD warnings.]]
* Joel flipping Gavin off his chair and then sticking it on top of him... [[DisproportionateRetribution because he said he didn't like his Halo gametype]].
* Gus saw a heartwarming tweet from Michael to Lindsay. His response? To be a MomentKiller and immediately tweet "gay".
** Related, [[https://i.redd.it/kgx82rrtudwz.jpg this]] ([[FunnyAneurysmMoment it might be uncomfortable, considering what happened to one of them]]... [[CrossesTheLineTwice or not]])
* Michael [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WqX3vqdgAc visits L.A to play Dead Space 3.]]
* Rooster Teeth and Machinima collaborating on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1PXYAR4-_0&feature=youtu.be First Person Party]].
* Rooster Teeth's Vine account, [[https://youtu.be/R2foEc64VLA partially compiled here]], is filled with pretty funny things.
** There's a [[https://vine.co/v/he7KL6PYTzM video]] about eye-poking games where Burnie declares they need to stop doing it, as he and Barbara both have an eyepatch now. [[spoiler:Gavin has lost both eyes]].
** Gavin challenges Burnie and Barbara to down a gallon of milk in an hour. [[spoiler:They've both done it in about three seconds]].
-->'''Barbara:''' Wait, what's the second part?
** [[https://vine.co/v/he7eqjdd02L This video]] has [[FanDisservice Burnie in drag]].
** [[https://vine.co/v/heWUL17Yz1n Barbara deliberately embraces the stereotype of Canadians having no sense of humour]].
** [[https://vine.co/v/heWnWIvLH12 Burnie rages]] after finding out that [[spoiler:the graph that Burnie was shown by Barbara is actually a giant penis drawing]]. [[HypocriticalHumour Gavin, of all people, looks comically unamused]].
*** Similarly, Barbara bought a new {{Spoiler}} for the back of her car - [[spoiler: [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Snape kills Dumbledore]].]]
** [[https://vine.co/v/Ma3m6Z0ZW2a I know it's a weird question to ask...]]
** [[https://vine.co/v/hIT5E6rqD1B Ninja]] [[https://vine.co/v/MiJLEt7FAir School]].
** [[https://vine.co/v/M7gVdu7OZpm You might wanna check the envelopes next time, Barb...]]
*** This doubles as a winking ShipTease for those who are for [[PortmanteauCoupleName Gavbra or Barvin]].
** [[https://vine.co/v/Ma3wapKbFMn Burnie catches a bee. But he's allergic to bees.]]
** [[https://vine.co/v/hItZlx6brx2 There's always time for cake!]]
** [[https://vine.co/v/hITlvwphTra In the first Thanksgiving, there were the Pilgrims and the Indians... and pirates?]]
* The "Odds Are" Music video they helped direct. A bunch of newscasters sing gleefully with lyrics that don't match the video as the world ends, but the best parts are the news coverage and the News Graphic.
** Gavin's cameo as an American Football player. Oh, the irony...
* The "Did I Say That Out Loud?" music video takes Gavin's ButtMonkey status to new heights. In an attempt to make a romantic gesture to Meg over video chat, he accidentally lights his crotch on fire. In the confusion, he accidentally makes the footage public and it goes viral.[[spoiler:She loves him anyway and he wisely turns the chat off when he shows up at her place.]]
* In response to Jack's engagement photo (Which itself belongs in Heartwarming), Burnie and Gavin take the exact same photo, in the exact same poses, at the exact same place, and the exact same Tweet, with them in place of Jack and Caiti.
-->'''Caiti''':I love you guys.
-->'''Jack''':I hate you guys.
* At Michael and Lindsay's wedding, Ray temporarily makes his peace with cake. [[https://twitter.com/AH_BrownMan/status/464945169373356032 Don't tell anyone]].
* Michael and Lindsay have only been married for a day and we already have [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnR2TTPCYAATB0D.jpg this]]. He also got a note from Ryan in [[https://shitroosterteethsays.tumblr.com/post/92158333782 true Ryan fashion.]]
* In this episode of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liwmhpLA4Ms Countdown]], "Top 12 Most Satisfying Guns", they get to number 2, the Farsight gun from ''VideoGame/PerfectDark'' and realize [[StopHavingFunGuys Kdin isn't using the gun the way it's supposed to be used]], instead just running around shooting people normally.
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP6UXiTz7c4 Five Facts:]] ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'', the entire video gets derailed by a story of Geoff's youth of some neighbors who stole cable way back when. When Geoff playfully realizes that their video editor, Franco, would have to edit a lot of this out (they don't), they start teasing Franco, leading to "#[=STOPTHEFRANCOBULLYING2014=]" to show up.
* [[https://youtu.be/T61HfHO7QLw At one point]], while Gavin was out of the office, Ryan cut a hole in Gavin's desk (don't worry, Gavin had already put holes in it himself, including one under his keyboard) under the monitor, and put in a device that included an Xbox controller vibrator set to go off randomly. It got to the point that Gavin was practically tearing apart his desk to find it. All being filmed, of course, before he finally moved the monitor and saw the device.
-->'''Geoff:''' Who's the one person in this office smart enough to have made this?\\
'''Michael:''' I wonder.\\
'''Ryan:''' Aaaaa, I gotta go.
* During the "Founders Panel" at [=RTX15=], when talking about the growing number of employees, it was brought up that one of the editors was a literal 'rocket scientist'. [[note]]Said editor, Trevor Collins, is now the head of the Achievement Hunter.[[/note]]
-->'''Joel:''' We are literally taking people away from NASA to edit videos of Gavin and Michael yelling at each other!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCYU-UaQCp8&feature=youtu.be This AT&T]] commercial, which has Geoff being pelted with various things by the members of Creator/{{Funhaus}}.
* [[https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/829041087687819264 Burnie shows off the new Rooster Teeth iMessage stickers to Barbara!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yF4W208sYI Miles in a Tiny Sweater]]. Miles wandering around the Rooster Teeth offices in the legendary "Virgin Killer" sweater. Cringe and laughs about.
-->'''Mica:''' He's still in it! Oh, my God!
* At RTX 2017, one guy asks if Yang's new arm has a vibration feature. Describing the reactions doesn't do justice. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxmLivEi30M Here]].
* While not directly related to Rooster Teeth, Gavin and Burnie's cameos as obnoxious reporters in Weird Al's parody of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXAW2qd65nA sports press conferences]] are priceless.

[[folder: Rooster Teeth fan work]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WserrAfvMME This video]] which shows all of Gavin's various happenings and mishaps to the Skyrim theme, notably Gavin tackling Gus just as "Fus ro dah" is being shouted.
* "Tornadoe", the fan thing brought on as a result of Sharknado.