* How Jerry tries to save Sam's cover after blowing it spectacularly with a hearty greeting after Sam got arrested.
* Gail makes Dov her ButtMonkey for an episode after humiliating him with a video game. Specifically, forcing him to say "Gail's awesome" at every opportunity.
* Chris's theory on the full moon and why it affects people so weirdly (because everyone's mostly made of water).
* Dov is chasing down a perp, then the perp goes down after claiming he was shot. Dov then finds out a kid with a slingshot had hit the perp because his mom always said to listen to cops.
* At the begining of "Monster", Andy and Sam arrest a man who robbed a bank and got dye pack all over his face. Blue-related puns abound throughout the episode, and one officer makes a Braveheart referance.
* After accidentally walking on Andy's dad and his girlfriend (Andy wanted to surprise him on his birthday), Andy and Sam are left with a funny but awkward conversation starter.
-->'''Andy''': Hey, when am I gonna meet your family?\\
'''Sam''': When I want to punish and humiliate you. *{{beat}}* Hey, wanna meet my family?
* Gail and Oliver bust a huge marijuana grow-op.
-->'''Gail''': We should celebrate!\\
'''Oliver''': We can buy shoes!\\
'''Gail''': And weapons!\\
'''Oliver''': Shoes and weapons, this is exactly what we need.
* Dov and Gail uncover a hidden safe in "Heart Breakers, Money Makers" and try to guess what's inside.
-->'''Dov''': I bet it's drugs. Or weapons, it's always weapons with these guys.\\
'''Gail''': I bet it's a severed head.\\
'''Dov''': Why would you keep a severed head in a hidden safe?\\
'''Gail''': Well were else are you gonna keep it?
** In the same episode, Chloe's pep-talk to Nick before his boxing match, which basically amounts to "don't let him hit you in the face, you have a nice face".