* "Are you talking to the billboard again?" "Shut up."
* Zee Captain trying (and failing) to convince a skeleton that the moon landing never happened. Then trying to strangle it when it insults him.
* Zee Captain trying to get connected to the internet on a computer without a screen, causing Mr. Snippy to take a photo of his epic failure ... [[HypocriticalHumor with a phone without a screen]].
** Considering Snippy's personality, that was probably sarcasm, but it's still totally hilarious. Especially with the smiling emoticon next to Captain's head.
* Pilot being all serious about the flying, and then you see he's piggy-backing on Zee Captain with a little toy airplane, whilst Zee Captain bemoans his back.
* When Zee Captain begins narrating his childhood experience, if you're looking you see he gave his[=/=]her can to the skeleton next to him to hold. And then there's the story itself, which is about how a strange man tried to lure a young Captain into their van. When the man succeeded...
--> '''Man:''' I'm gonna suck out your precious eyeball fluids with this straw!
* The Titanic bit. That is all.
* The jet-powered train. You can just imagine how Mr. Snippy voice would sound on the "Dear god, we're actually moving" line.
* The [[spoiler: fizzy-drink cult]], and Zee Captain pretending to be the prophet Lemonade.
** The pit of Sugary Suffering they throw him in when they cotton on that he's a fake. Captain escapes by drinking it all with a straw.
* Zee Captain forgetting Mr. Snippy. It keeps cutting back to him getting more and more bored.
* The "You call this ...?" montage.
* "And that is how the all-mighty captain and his trusty straw [[spoiler: escaped the sugary pit of doom by consuming it whole!]]"
* The cake comic. One of the comments on it is a CallForward.
* Zee Captain at [=McDonald=]'s.
-->...oh and your [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/14 drive through]] is broken, I had to walk in here like a common boob.
* Zee Captain sending the Geiger counter off the scale.
-->Do I ''[[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/16 win?]]''
* The car art-shift.
* Zee Captain asking Mr. Snippy about Santa.
* Mr. Snippy NOT holding still for the [[spoiler: probing]] and the [[spoiler: aliens]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] that no ever does.
** Later, the aliens copy the technology he has on him, which inadvertently creates an AI that corrupts and destroys the entire data of the ship. The result is that a robot sent to dissect Snippy suddenly becomes convinced he is a pear that it must make into a salad. When he protests that he's human, it believes that he is a pear that wants to become human and [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext becomes convinced it's]] [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ursula and starts singing "Poor, Unfortunate Souls"]] before shutting down.
--> REMEMBER THIS! YOU ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS TO KISS THE PRINCE, OR YOU SHAN'T BE HUMAN ANYMORE!
* The [[ReplacementGoldfish new Mr. Snippy]]. Zee Captain talking to it about aliens and Santa.
* You've been on a break for the last 392373 cycles!
* [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks Throwing tea always works!]]
* Good luck with that one, ugly!
* What did you do with SANTA?!
* The trial:
--> He returned today with his ship his crew and his PANTS unaccounted for. He claims his smartbot was [[spoiler: disabled by [[ImprovisedWeapon tea]]]], his weapons officer was [[spoiler: brutally murdered [[ImprovisedWeapon by cake]]]] and his engineer[[spoiler: 's head exloded by an [[DeathGlare angry stare]]]].
--> My client pleads contemporary insanity.
--> That's the third time this month!
--> I'm sure it's real this time!
** One of the mini smartbots is scanning the guy's arse.
* The captain simply withstanding the [[spoiler: enormous blastwave]].
* "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall My sexy followers!]] [[AsideGlance Look at them!]] [[MediumAwareness They're watching my every move and judging me!]]"
* "Either someone is thinking about me or the market is finally ripe for going into real estate!" Cut to them in front of a house with a 'For sale' sign.
* The phone call.
* Zee captain's list: Pineapple, bathtub, umbrella, new lieutenant, mustache, a song, dental floss, love, etc.
* "I hate Mondays."
* Zee captain buying the scooter.
* What the [[spoiler: other survivors]] find in Mr. Snippy's pockets.
** The purse. [[spoiler: "It summons cancer"]]
* [[ShoutOut My captain always said]] [[Film/ForrestGump life is like a box of chocolates]].
* [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/16 GRAVITY]]. ''WHY'' DO U. DISOBEY. CAPTAIN.
* Zee captain's umbrella. [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/31 Guess he found one]]. The comments about magic pockets, as well.
* Pilot offering to share his chocolates with the skeleton.
* "GWAAAH! Radioactive spiders! (To a skeleton) Run, my friend, before the consume you!"
* [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/49 This]] ImagineSpot.
* Pilot being so crazy he shuts down the EldritchAbomination. And the resulting hallucination.
* Pilot tying balloons to seemingly everything he could find: a clock, a pair of headphones, one of the worm monsters, a pineapple ... and a boat. And then he gives the worm a ''name''; Photoshop. [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude He named the worm Photoshop]].
* [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/70 Sandwich malfunction]].
* [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/23 "I kill you in the name of DELICIOUS!"]]
** [[ImprovisedWeapon CAKED!]]
* [[http://ask-snippy.tumblr.com/post/19187678560 "Dance with ZEE CAPTAIN?"]]
* [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/81shoes SHOOOOOOES!!!]]
* Mr. Snippy being threatened/attacked by a [[spoiler: malevolent snowflake]]. Yes, you read that correctly.
* The Captain's plan to save Earth from being destroyed by a black hole? [[spoiler: Drink said black hole with a straw.]]
* When ANNET's [[spoiler: massive horde of cube bots]] starts [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/169 masquerading]]:
-->'''Pilot''' : It's raining gifts!
--> '''Snippy''' : [[DeadpanSnarker Here comes the flesh harvesting committee.]]
--> '''Captain''' : 'Tis but a sky advert. [[VisualPun Boxing Day]] must be upon us. And per ancient tradition, [[CasualDangerDialogue we must shop till we drop]]!
** [[spoiler: Pilot's]] broken sword still stuck on Snippy's chest throughout the entire sequence.
* [[http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/181 Cash Cab!]]
* Snippy being abducted by aliens while arguing with Captain about whether various mythical creatures are real.
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