* "Friends don't let [[Series/{{Jackass}} Jackasses]] drink and drive." Albeit, only for those on the "Love it" side of LoveItOrHateIt.
* When Ebert [[RogerEbertMostHatedFilmList really doesn't like a movie]], expect [[CausticCritic an epic beatdown]].
* His announcement that he had created a {{Website/Twitter}} page: "This Just In!: I am a Twit."
* [[http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2011/12/test_in_the_meadow.html Behold! The best of Roger Ebert]].
* Ebert expected to drive a BiasSteamroller over the film of ''Literature/AtlasShrugged''. [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110414/REVIEWS/110419990 It didn't quite end up like that]].
* "[[{{North}} I hated this movie! Hated hated hated hated hated this movie! Hated it!]]"
* The entire DeuceBigalowEuropeanGigolo saga. "Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
* The [[InsultToRocks "bottom of the barrel"]] monologue in his review of ''FreddyGotFingered''.
* His [[NoJustNoReaction outright]] [[BrokeTheRatingScale refusal]] to give ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' a rating.
--> "I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."
* His entire ''Your Movie Sucks'' book.
* This bit from his review of Film/AnatomyOfHell:
--> Breillat is the bold French director whose specialty is female sexuality. [..] But sometimes she is just plain goofy, as in "Anatomy of Hell," which plays like porn dubbed by bitter deconstructionist theoreticians.
* When Vincent Gallo retaliated to Ebert's extremely negative review of ''Film/TheBrownBunny'' by calling him a "fat pig", Ebert replied with "One day I will be thin, but [[InsultBackfire Gallo will always be the director of ''The Brown Bunny'']]."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkwVz_jK3gA Outtakes from a 1987 promo shoot]] for the episode reviewing ''Film/NoWayOut'', ''Film/TheBigEasy'' and ''The Fourth Protocol''.
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