* The ''Living Lohan'' parody.
** "Aren't you a little ''fat'' to be ''fat''!? Knock-knock. Who's there? You love food!"
** Lindsay crashes the nerds' fantasy role-playing session by "driving" an imaginary Herbie the Love Bug into the action. She justifies this with "Herbie IS magic!"
** When Lindsay meets the titular bad boy, Lindsay promptly becomes pregnant afterward...then we find that Lindsay's mom is pregnant... as well as Lindsay's teenaged sister.
-->'''Dina:'''"I'm the greatest mom in the world!"
* The Luke/Vader IAmYourFather parody.
-->'''Luke:''' I'll never join you! YouKilledMyFather!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' No, Luke... ''I'' am your father!\\
'''Luke:''' That's not true! That's impossible!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!\\
'''Luke:''' That's not true! That's... ''(bewildered)'' improbable!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' [[ReturnOfTheJedi And the Empire will be defeated... by Ewoks!]]\\
'''Luke:''' That's... ''(totally lost)'' highly unlikely.\\
'''Darth Vader:''' [[ThePhantomMenace And as a child, I built C-3PO!]] \\
'''Luke:''' (completely stony-faced with confusion)...''Huh?''\\
''(Later, with Vader sipping coffee and Luke smoking a cigarette)''\\
'''Darth Vader:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midichlorians.\\
'''Luke:''' ''(about to head off set, done with this)'' Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm out.''(exits)''
* [[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3XC7oGEQamU This]] {{WWE}} parody featuring Wrestling/JohnCena and Wrestling/TripleH.
* The infamous "Darth Vader Calls" sketch.
-->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' What do you mean they ''blew up the Death Star?'' *Cue screaming ClusterFBomb* WHO'S THEY?! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0 What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?]]
** In fact, any time Palpatine shows up, which is also part of the reason why the third Star Wars special was based around him!
*** What also makes Palpatine hilarious is SethMacFarlane gives him a voice almost identical to [[FamilyGuy Glenn Quagmire]].
* That, and when Lando doesn't know when to shut up about how the deal's getting worse.
** "[[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/this-deals-getting-worse-all-the-time.html I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further]]."
** Seeing Boba Fett and a stormtrooper's [[FunnyBackgroundEvent reactions to this in the background]] is part of what makes it so funny. At first they're just looking at each other confused as Vader keeps on altering the deal and by the end they're both just laughing their asses off.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWlrbtLlQZ8&list=PLQl8zBB7bPvL7IjkDgzmyqXIvWHeFkyWg Palpatine had a bad day even before he got tossed down the reactor shaft]]
* Let's not forgot the Vader-Jar Jar skit. Bonus points for the producers getting Ahmed Best himself to reprise his role as Jar-Jar.
-->'''Darth Vader:''' Inform the Emperor that the Jedi Temple has been sealed.\\
'''Private Perkins:''' Yes, my Lord.\\
'''Jar-Jar Binks:''' Ani?! Ani! Little Ani!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' Jar-Jar, I am no longer Anakin Skywalker...\\
'''Jar-Jar Binks:''' ''(touches Vader's cape)'' These are some nice-ah duds, ah-poopah!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' Look, Jar-Jar, it is very important... ''(Jar-Jar taps on Vader's helmet; groans, then scares Jar-Jar back a step)'' that you never speak to me again.\\
'''Jar-Jar Binks:''' What'sa happen to you? Yousa burn your face... ''(takes off Vader's helmet for a brief moment)'' '''''AAAHHH!''''' Ani-bo-bani!! ''(shakes Vader by the shoulders)'' What'sa happen to you?!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' ''(grabs Jar-Jar by the ears)'' Jar-Jar. Homey. My main man. Quickly, before the Separatists attack, get into the escape pod! ''(tosses Jar-Jar into an airlock chamber)''\\
'''Jar-Jar Binks:''' Hey, if this is escape, then where the pod? ''(Vader shuts and locks the door)'' Yousa forgot the pod!! ''(Vader presses a button which ejects Jar-Jar out into space)'' WHOOO!\\
''(A completely motionless Jar-Jar Binks floats out into space with no sounds whatsoever. Later, Vader is seen in bed.)\\
'''Darth Vader:''' ''(sighing happily)'' Aaaahhh. Hehehe.\\
''(Jar-Jar Binks appears at Vader's bedside as a Force ghost.)''\\
'''Jar-Jar Binks:''' Ani! Look! Yousa not gonna believe it! Meesa all sparkly glowy! ''(Vader covers his own head with a pillow while Jar-Jar bounces around Vader's bed ecstatically)'' Now, weesa gonna have all the time to spend together! I love you, Ani! Yaaaahh! Ah-haahhh! Ani, yeeeeah!
* The FromACertainPointOfView [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSOBeD1GC_Y song]].
* The sketch where Tila Tequila([[SelfDeprecation who voices herself!]]) [[spoiler: becomes a Terminator-like figure]] is also funny, if only for the ending and [[spoiler: her constant screaming/fascination of Le Barron]].
** "But that's why we made her omni-ethnic. Not to mention the prepubescent alien whore appearance."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7k-BbwVqxo How about the InuYasha sketch?]] Weirdest BatmanGambit ever.
** Even better, the dad who fanboys over Manga/InuYasha in the skit is voiced by SethMacFarlane. Listening to Brian Griffin as an {{Otaku}} just might be the single greatest thing broadcast on TV.
* "My name is George W Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule."
** This was the show's first sketch. That should tell you something.
* Down on your knees, I'm the Piano God! Pray to the songs that I've sung! Tell me I'm too good to work here, and put my balls right on your tongue!
* Stinkor meets Mo-Larr, Eternian Dentist. [[WhatTheHellHero "How come Beastman gets the dental floss and]] [[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/mo-larr.html I get the fucking drill in my eye?!"]]
* From the DBZ Christmas episode: "What are Composite Santa's powers, Dad?" "I don't know son, but he freaks me right the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!"
-->'''The Nutcracker''': [[GroinAttack TESTICLE ATTACK NUMBER FORTY-NIIIINNNNEE!]] *whack*
-->'''Gohan''': Ow, my dragon balls!
* I'M SO HAPPY THAT I AM A GUMMY BEAR, GUMMY BEAR! *[[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/delicious-gummy-bears.html Gets trapped in bear trap]]*
* The [[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/my-stalker.html "My Stalker"]] parody of "My Buddy" toys. It's a fake commercial for various dolls. The tune goes, "My stalker, my stalker, his obsession still remains even though he's court-restrained. My stalker and meeee!" The funniest one is "My ex-girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, even though I said we're through she sticks to me like glue, My ex-girlfriend and meee!"
* The sketch where the couple roleplays Pirates of the Caribbean. The woman wants her husband to be get more into it. [[{{Squick}} He gets a little too into it]]. You'll never see Jack Sparrow the same way again.
* Dr. Ball: "SHE'S 'LOST THE WILL TO LIVE'? What is your degree in, ''poetry''?
* Orientation day on the jolly old Death Star! "Why, Private Perkins over there has been strangled over 30 times! Haven't you Perkins? Good man!"
* "Creator/MichaelBay presents.... ''[[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Michael_Bay_Presents:_Explosions! EXPLOSIONS!]]''"
* "You know what the smartest thing to come out of YOUR mouth is? MEIN DOODLE! I'm [[AlbertEinstein Einstein]], bitch! * throws a table* EINSTEIN, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
* Alien 1:"Dammit Dammit Dammit! Years of planning wasted!" Alien 2:"How were we supposed to conquer the Earth with a white Michael Jackson anyways?" Alien 1: "DAMMIT!"
* Skeletor's reaction to Beast Man accidentally killing He-Man. Hell, [[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/the-death-of-he-man.html the entire skit]].
* The Transformers PSA regarding prostate cancer. Then a few cuts later you have [[ComicBook/FantasticFour the Human Torch]] telling a doctor "It burns when I pee!" then Optimus [[BrickJoke leans into the shot]] and says "What did I ''just tell you?!''"
* The Nerd as a young boy is [[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/nerd.html marked for the rest of his life.]]
--> '''The Nerd''': "Uh...so [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]] stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Spa--"
--> '''[[RevengeOfTheNerds Ogre]]''': "NEEERRRRRRRDD!"
* Fidel Castro playing ''VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution''.
* [[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Six_Pays_a_Visit The greatest Six Flags ad]]
* Skeletor sends a not-so-great clone of [[Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]] to a party at Castle Greyskull. Turns out everyone ''loves'' the clone much better than the real He-Man.
-->'''Fake He-Man:''' Out my way, homo!
* The CareBears go to war.
-->'''Bedtime Bear''': Y'all know what time it is - it's bedtime! And by "bed" I mean "ethnic" and by "time" I mean "cleansing"!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAsd7-_5pu0 The "Lego Challenger" sketch.]]
* WesternAnimation/SheRaPrincessOfPower [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I__ohTtAuZo is needed at at inopportune time.]]
* "Now see the movie you've already seen!" It's ''Giant Fat Black Lady Who's Really a Black Man in a Really Big FatSuit''! "Dancing scenes! Farting scenes!"
* BillClinton pushing over a cow.
* The sketch where The Nerd dreams he's in the movie ''{{Tron}}'' brings us this hilarious quick scene as he rides a lightcycle.
--> '''The Nerd''': (drawing) Look at me! I'm the opening credits to ''{{Frasier}}''. (singing) Scrambled eggs...
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3dg9VURMU "It's Fumbles... it was always Fumbles"]]
* GeorgeWBush, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfiaGungQsg Jedi Knight]].
* The "Darkest Sketch in Television History" and its various endings.
--> '''Announcer''': (to a little boy who just had his mother, his father, AND the Tooth Fairy killed while he listened) Congratulations! You've just been in the darkest sketch in television history!
--> '''Everyone Else''': Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!
*
-->'''Video Director:''' And Cut! This is the edgiest thing I've ever worked on!
-->'''Assistant:''' Edgy?
-->'''Video Director:''' Yeah, a young lesbian, proud of who she is, singing about it. Awesome.
-->'''Assistant:'''...That's a [[Music/JustinBieber little boy.]]
* On one of the DVD commentaries for Season 5, hearing the other panelists' anger over Lea Thompson never getting a pair of Calvin Klein jeans despite shilling for them in ''Film/BackToTheFuture''.
* The [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto Ballad of Gay Tony]], the musical!
* In the {{Smurfs}}[=/=][[TheSnorks Snorks]] War sketch, Papa Smurf's toilet backs up and overflows.
--> "Oh, Smurf me up the Smurf!"
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRpegk2SY3k REAL reason]] Voldemort tried to kill Franchise/HarryPotter.
* The cast of ''Final Fantasy VII'' working at a burger joint... compete with RPG special effects and text boxes.
* An obnoxiously self-satisfied Superman punctuates his Season 5 appearances with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp_gRLg2P_A this. "Superman!"]]
* [[TheFlintstones Barney tries to distract with Fred]] to steal his Pebbles Cereal with a courier letter at the door. The deliverer makes fun of the rock puns.
--> "Dear Fred,\\
I hope this distracted you long enough.\\
Love, Barney\\
P.S. I invented paper. [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitching]]."
** This later devolves into Barney accidentally killing Fred with a club in the ensuing fracas, and then killing all the household appliances for witnessing it.
** Also, Wilma and Betty arriving home from the store.
--> '''Wilma''': So he tries to sell me a tampon, and I say, buddy its just a rock! And he says "well duh, [[BambooTechnology everything's a rock!]]"
--> '''Betty''': The nerve of some people.
** Plus the sketch involving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zq3ejyYJ2A the Great Gazoo,]] [[TakeThatScrappy especially the ending.]]
-->'''Fred:''' Yabba-Dabba-[[PrecisionFStrike Fuckin']]-Doo!
* In the "Beast and the Beauties" segment, there's an angry mob everywhere and there's Glycerine.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skMj9vCD2ko J.R.R. Tolkein Jr Jr]] it's weirdness is bizarre even by the standards of the show.
* The scene where Boba Fett talks to the Han Solo sculpture.
* Ted Turner IS...[[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/ted-turner-saves-earth.html CAPTAIIIIIN PLAAAAANET!]]
* {{Pinky and the Brain}}'s wild night out. Even better, they got MauriceLaMarche back to voice the Brain.
* Rambo's flashback to his torture by the Vietnamese. Basically, it amounts to a montage of [[FelonyMisdemeanor Felony Misdemeanors]] inflicted on him including having {{Twilight}} read out loud to him, being forced to play E.T. the Game, being forced to watch "Two Girls, One Cup", and getting Rick-Rolled.
* [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Doctor Noonien Soong]] singing a rap about...Data's dong.
* Fozzie's murder in the Muppets/I Know What You Did Last Summer sketch. After being stabbed in the back by the killer [[AllPartOfTheShow he wanders on to the stage and gets heckled by Statler and Waldorf.]]
-->'''StatlerandWaldorf:''' I told you a bear would die on the stage tonight! Do ho ho ho!
-->'''Fozzie:''' Could you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
-->'''Statler and Waldorf:''' [[ExactWords You're an ambulance.]] Do ho ho ho!
* The skit explaining how [[Film/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMJtzmWdHNc got the plutonium from the Libyan terrorists]]. What truly makes it work is that given how stupid said terrorists had to be to leave him alone with the plutonium, you almost believe this is how it must have happened.
* "Uh . . . sir, just so we're clear, ''TheAngryBeavers'' is a kid's cartoon."
* "On behalf of all the RedShirts that fell before me, it makes me very, very proud to speak the following sentence: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruwxZfiC9dI I'm the only one that brought a gun."]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qq7754ZZlE This sketch]], which shows the iconic traps from the beginning of ''RaidersOfTheLostArk'' under construction.
* The below parody of PokemonSpeak.
-->Pikachu: Pika! Pika Pika Pikachu! Pika Pikachu!
-->Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle Squirt! Squirtle! Squir— WHAT THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] AM I SAYING!? No, I mean it! This shit makes no sense at all!
-->Pikachu: (whispering) Just say the line, Earl, or you'll get the gas!
-->Squirtle: For the love of Christ, kids, go read a book or something!
* [[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Ode_to_the_Nut_Shot Ode To The Nut Shot]] is nothing but [[GroinAttack nut shots out the ass]] whilst The 1812 Overture plays in the background.
* The classroom scene in the "Work for [[GIJoe Cobra]]" skit. A class of Cobra {{mooks}} are quizzed on how to take out a Joe quickly and without alerting the other members of his unit:
-->'''Henchman 1''': Oh oh oh, I'd use a gas pellet!
-->'''Dr. Mindbender''': You're on the right track.
-->'''Henchman 2''': Er, I'd weave like a wicker basket, and construct a robot snake in it, that'd, like, shoot gas out of its mouth.
-->'''Dr. Mindbender''': Excellent. Anyone else?
-->'''Henchman 3''': Ooh, I'd totally do what Frank said, with the basket and all, but I'd also yell "COBRAAAA!"
-->'''Dr. Mindbender''': Perfect!
-->'''Henchman 3''': Now I know.
-->'''Everyone''': [[CatchPhrase And knowing is half the battle!]]
* The "Weather Dominator" Documentary sketch, with a GI Joe episode presented like a WW2 documentary. A war widow reading her late husbands letter to her out loud mentions that the letter ended with the word "blam", and she could never figure out what that last part meant.
--> '''Reporter''': That last part was Maury getting shot
--> '''Widow''': Oh, that makes more sense now. *starts bawling*
* Pretty much every one of The Nerds sketches.
--> *gets tripped by a school bully and drops his books*
--> '''Nerd''': My studies!!
** The Knight Rider sketch. The Nerd falls asleep watching Knight Rider, and dreams about riding around in KITT, only it turns out its the crappy ValKilmer voiced KITT from the Knight Rider remake. The Nerd is not amused.
-->'''Nerd''': Awwwww, you're that crappy KITT from that crappy remake from a few crappy years ago!!
-->'''2008!KITT''': Greetings, Micheal! Let's go on an adventure!
-->'''Nerd''': [...] NO! You SUCK ASS! All you did in the entire pilot episode was drive extra fast! It was BORING!
-->'''2008!KITT''': Fine! I hope you like ejector seats! ''[beeps and boops]'' ...I don't seem to have an ejector seat.
-->'''Nerd''': BOOOOORING!
-->[...}
-->'''2008!KITT''': Shall I turn into a pickup truck? I can do that!
-->'''Nerd''': [[SarcasmMode Wow! One of your amazing features is hauling cargo!]]
-->'''2008!KITT''': I can also turn from this kind of Mustang... to a ''different'' kind of Mustang!
** His appearance on ''Series/DoctorWho''. Basically, it's several solid minutes of PraisingShowsYouDontWatch.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0w5oGVwJ_Q The Gummy Bear Sketch]]. What really sells it is the screaming.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mifoEAaitQw The X-Men are killed in battle]], and Professor X is forced to recruit another group of outcasts hated and feared by human society: the cast of PoliceAcademy.
--> '''Xavier''': MAHOOOONEEEEEY!!
* The sketch about the fake series finales to TV shows, especially the finale to ''ThePJs'', which parodies EddieMurphy's real encounter with a transgender prostitute.
-->'''Thurgood:''' ''(hears police sirens)'' What on Eartha Kitt? WhitneyHouston, we have a problem! If anyone asks, yous my sister.
-->'''Prostitute:''' You mean brother.
-->'''Thurgood:''' What? You ain't got no [[FamilyMatters Urkel]]!
-->''(prostitute lifts up skirt)''
-->'''Thurgood:''' Oh, Vivica A. Fuck!
* The "Power Forest Rangers", which takes YogiBear into the live action world of PowerRangers. [[http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/power-forest-rangers.html It must be seen to be believed]].
* From the "Born Again Virgin" ChristmasSpecial, the sketch depicting [[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the Grinch]] stapling an antler on Max's head.
** Also the sketch where kids put a carrot on a snowman's crotch and [[FrostyTheSnowman comes to life with a magic hat]].
-->'''Frosty:''' Oh kids, what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
** The sketch where a family is riding in a horse-drawn sleigh while singing "Over the River and Through the Woods." The horse suddenly gets a fearful expression when he hears the lyric "The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh," which he doesn't and they end up freezing to death.
-->'''Horse:''' ''(sobbing)'' I didn't know the waaaay! I'm just a ''horse! You guys had GPS on your phones, why wouldn't you use it!?''
* The 100th episode may be best remembered for the Robot Chicken's [[Awesome/RobotChicken rampage against the Mad Scientist and the cast]], but the climb up the castle still had some funny moments to it:
** When facing Bitch Puddin':
-->'''Bitch Puddin[='=]''' How you like the taste of Bitch Puddin'? [[YourMom Yo Momma]] sure liked it after she ate it out my butthole!\\
''(Chicken hits her with a sign that reads "My mother was a saint!")''
** When Daniel "Gyro-Robo" decides to give his opinion:
-->'''Daniel:''' Hmm! Looks like ''someone'' has been watching Tony Jaa's ''[[Film/TomYumGoong The Protector]]''.\\
''(The Chicken whips his head around and [[DeathGlare glares at Daniel]], who recoils)''\\
'''Daniel:''' Looks like someone just [[BringMeMyBrownPants peed]] in his ''[[Anime/ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman Gatchaman]]'' boxer shorts!\\
''(Runs off)''
** As he makes his way up the castle, the Robot Chicken prevents the Bloopers Host from hanging himself. Shocked that he's been rescued, the Host comes to believe his life has value. [[MoodWhiplash Then the Chicken]] [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou rips off the Host's head]].
** When the Robot Chicken is confronted by Mike Lazzlo and Keith Crawford:
-->'''Mike:''' Ding-dang, this is gonna be one dilly of a slobber knocker!\\
''(The two executives try to stab the Chicken, who moves aside and allows them to kill each other)''\\
'''Keith:''' These ratings...will be ''glorious!''\\
''(The two executives begin kissing each other before the Chicken stomps their heads into paste)''
** The Chicken taking out the Humping Robot with an EMP grenade.
** The Nerd being the last person the Chicken faces before the Mad Scientists lair. He poses like he's about to unleash some kung fu shit... then calmly steps aside and opens the door for the Chicken.
* From ''[[WesternAnimation/LaffALympics Laff-A-]]{{Film/Munich}}''
** Blue Falcon kicking [[TheScrappy Scrappy-Doo]] into a lake, with the defense that he was one of the planners of the massacre.
** Scooby accidentally firing his gun and scaring Shaggy with it.
-->'''Shaggy:''' Scoob, like what the fuck are you doing, man!?
-->'''Scooby:''' Rorry, Raggy. Ra rafety rasn't ron.
** Scooby mourning WesternAnimation/HongKongPhooey's death before taking off his mask and realizing he's a dog.
** "Rid re rever realyy arromplish arrything?"
** The Great Fondoo complaining about how none of the Really Rottens, himself included, are established Creator/HannaBarbera villains. In reality, the majority of the HB villains were licensed to other shows at the time, forcing the show to use expies instead.
--> '''Snooper''': Do you know why we're here?
--> '''Fondoo''': Why YOU'RE here?! I don't know why I'M here. What, there weren't any better Hanna-Barbera villains to round out the Really Rottens? ''Who the hell am I?!''
** Yogi trying to keep the Really Rottens out of the Yogi Yahooeys apartment, and getting pissed when a sleep-drunk Boo Boo doesn't react fast enough to help him.
--> '''Yogi''': Boo Boo, you fucking bear of average intelligence!
** WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw attempting to stop the massacre by dressing up as his alter ego El Kabong, but gets killed by Dread Baron when he says his catch phrase.
* A man searches for his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGJGQ2EGAU inhaler]].
* A boy playing in his sandbox:
--> '''Little Boy''': Mom! *pulls up a skeleton arm* I found Dad!
* The {{Micronauts}} sketch, with the characters scaling a pair of mountains revealed to be a sleeping womans breasts.
* Film/TheCabinInTheWoods parody, where Seth Green reveals that Creator/JossWhedon stole the idea for the movie from them, who have the job of appeasing a particular god, a stoner watching cartoons in his apartment.
** The character introductions
--> '''Jock''': Party weekend at the cabin! I say we all toss some footballs around!
--> '''Stoner''': I say we all get ''hiiiiigh''
--> '''Nerd''': I really have some studying to do!
--> '''Slut''': Lets all have SEEEEEEX!
--> '''Virgin''': I'm not having sex until I meet that special someone.
** The talisman scene.
--> '''Seth Green''': The cellar is filled with talismans. Whatever they pick, we'll use that to kill them all. If they open up the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' books, they'll all be impregnated by vampires *cut to ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin* If they pick up the ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'' collection, Creator/AlanMoore will be ''very'' unhappy *cut to Alan More bursting through the ceiling and killing the Nerd with his hair*
** The stoner picking up a ''Robot Chicken'' Nerd action figure, which summons the Nerd to the cabin. When the original Nerd complains that there can't be two nerds in a horror movie, a zombie Joss Whedon appears and kills him.
** The Monster Menagerie scene. Instead of being full of mythological and pop culture monsters, it's full of various AdultSwim characters or characters that have appeared in Robot Chicken such as [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Master Shake]], [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]], Bitch Pudding, Skeletor, Composite Santa, and tons of others.
** Joss Whedon's [[PreMortemOneLiner Pre-Mortem One-Liners]] which are all incredibly unsubtle jabs at television networks.
** The Nerd and the Virgin resorting to hilariously unsatisfying sex to ruin the horror movie setup.
* The sketch where Literature/CuriousGeorge is brought to America, only to infect the city so badly, that the government [[NukeEm nukes the area]].
* Doc finally dies from a heart attack during the training segment from ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', and at his wake, several of Little Mac's opponents give personal euologies. Wrestling/MikeTyson has the best one by far.
--> '''Tyson''': I did not know Doc, I have filled my pockets with all the pizza rolls, and I am now leaving. If anyone wishes to try and stop me, you are welcome to try. *leaves the funeral home and steals a vase of flowers on the way out.*
** Tiger revealing that his magic gem has given him brain cancer, because apparently it's radioactive and he can no longer control his teleporting.
** King Hippo having had gastric bypass surgery at Doc's advice, and ended up with skin folds so long he trips on them.
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