* "When I became a reformed alcoholic, I realized I'm the same asshole; I just have fewer dents in my car."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4 The history of golf]].
* His guest spot on ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' is widely considered one of the show's greatest episodes. Williams notably made the usually straight-faced Colin Mochrie [[{{Corpsing}} corpse]], which only one other guest star could do--Richard Simmons.
* The entirety of ''Weapons of Self-Destruction''.
** His speech about [[TurnOfTheMillennium the past 10 years]].
** The bit about GPS devices, especially the part where Robin talks about a Scottish GPS.
-->I think that'd be an honest GPS. It'd go, (''Scottish accent'') "There's your turn! You fucking missed it, you idiot! Take one more left turn! Take another left turn! Deja fucking vu!"
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