* Pretty much all of the [[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cb4e61dab2/richard-pryor-prison-from-classicstandupfan Arizona state penitentiary]] bit is six minutes of hilarity:
--> (as Gene Wilder) "What do you think they'd do to us if we were here Rich?" ... "FUCK us".
--> (as Gene Wilder) "But I'm not homosexual!" "That don't matter! They don't fuck you cause you LIKE IT."
--> "Why did you kill everybody in the house?" "They was home."
* "Her apartment was ''baaad''. The kind of place where if I ''don't'' get the pussy, I can fuck this couch!" (on a Playboy model)
* "Men hold that shit in like it don't hurt. Walk around and get hit by trucks... 'Didn't he see that truck? Motherfucker wouldn't have seen a 747!'"
* The African safari: "'Its just a rabbit'. 'Fuck you! Ain't no rabbit ever looked at me like that!"
* The pet Squirrel monkey: "Wanna get this monkey's dick out of my ear Rich?" "Well you won't be making any movies for Warner Bros that's for goddamn sure."
* "I'm going to be in that long-ass line!" - choosing between OutWithABang or being hit by a bus.
* Using a lit match to portray himself running down the street while on fire after a freebasing accident.
* One from ''The Richard Pryor Show'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdN27HzoyO4 "And The Pips!"]], one of the most surreal musical experiences you'll ever see.
* "Goddamn! Water's cold!" "Yeah, and it's deep, too!"