* "[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]], motherfucker!"
* Just before Cain is punched out by LJ:
-->'''Cain''': Why haven't we taken off?
-->'''LJ''': Cuz I usually drive a cadillac!
* Upon walking into a building and immediately being surrounded by 12 STARS members:
--> '''LJ''': [[OhCrap Shit!]] [[DeadpanSnarker Maybe I was safer outside!]]
* After Carlos coughs
--> '''Alice''': How long ago were you bitten?
-->'''Carlos''': 3 hours ago.
-->'''LJ''':[ jumps back] been hangin' with you an shit.