* This discussion about crime:
-->Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
-->Duke: Yeah. Let's go [[PokeThePoodle get sushi and not pay]].
* Otto finding out that his parents donated all his money to Dioretix.
* *The Circle Jerks playing a lounge version of "When the Shit Hits The Fan"* "I can't believe I used to ''like'' [[Music/TheCircleJerks these guys!]]"
* Otto confronting one of his old punk friends as he attempts to FreudianExcuse that society led him to a life of crime: "That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me."
* Otto and Leila discussing their relationship:
-->Otto: "Eh, fuck that."
-->Leila: "You shithead! I'm ''glad'' I tortured you!"
* Just about anything from Miller.
** The monologue about time travel, aliens, the Mayans and plates of shrimp (which was a ThrowItIn scene that eventually [[spoiler:created the climax]].
** "John Wayne was a fag." "THE HELL HE WAS!" On the commentary, Alex Cox and the other cast and crew cite this as their favorite moment of the film; the story was based on one that Cox was told about Wayne.
* "What about our relationship?!" "Fuck that!"