* This discussion about crime:
-->'''Debbi''': Duke, let's go do some crimes.
-->'''Duke''': Yeah. Let's go [[PokeThePoodle get sushi and not pay]].
* ''This'' discussion about crime:
-->'''Duke''': The lights are growing dim, Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
-->'''Otto''': That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
-->'''Duke''': Yeah, but it still hurts.
* Otto finding out that his parents donated all his money to Dioretix.
* The Circle Jerks playing a lounge version of "When the Shit Hits The Fan"
** "I can't believe I used to ''like'' [[Music/TheCircleJerks these guys!]]"
* Otto and Leila discussing their relationship:
-->'''Otto''': Eh, fuck that.
-->'''Leila''': You shithead! I'm ''glad'' I tortured you!
* Just about anything from Miller.
** The monologue about time travel, aliens, the Mayans and plates of shrimp (which was a ThrowItIn scene that eventually [[spoiler:created the climax]].
** "Creator/JohnWayne was a fag." "THE HELL HE WAS!" On the commentary, Alex Cox and the other cast and crew cite this as their favorite moment of the film; the story was based on one that Cox was told about Wayne.
* The background RunningGag of nearly every consumer product on the screen having a generic label.
** Except for the pine tree air fresheners.
--->''Find one in every car. You'll see.''
* Otto is ordered to rat out the guy who beat him up, against his own wishes. So, what does he do? [[spoiler:Frame [[BrickJoke Humphries]], who is shown getting the shit kicked out of him]] in the next scene.

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