* "My spoon is too big."
* ''Silly Hats ONLY''
* The {{Non Sequitur}}s from ThoseTwoGuys, at least until things [[NightmareFuel get freaky]].
* "You're watching ''The Family Learning Channel''. And now, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext angry ticks fire out of my nipples]]."
* "My anus is bleeding!" Admit it, you laughed.
* "I am the queen of France!" as [[NightmareFuel scary as it was]], the way he said it and the little dance he did to go with it made it [[BloodyHilarious pretty darn hilarious]].