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Funny moments on ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'':
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[[folder: General]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLhRTxwoa94 Anytime Muscle Man starts screaming.]]
* Quite a bit of whatever [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Pops]] does is gonna be worth a few laughs.
* Rigby's consistent inability to deal with scary movies, no matter how cheesy or ridiculous they are.
* Mordecai's forced laugh. [Throughout series, but a prominent example: "I guess I am pretty hot. ...Hot on the trail of finishing your website. Ha! Ha! Yeah..."]
* Despite very rarely saying anything, High-Five Ghost's expressions are usually pretty funny to look at.
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[[folder: Season 1]]
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[[folder: 101 -- The Power ]]

* "I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!"
** Especially the random screaming and then busting the wall.
* One word: Hamboning.
* How Rigby got the magic keyboard: "I have my methods..." [[CutawayGag Cut to a flashback]] of Rigby stealing the keyboard from a wizard who was [[PottyEmergency taking a desperately-needed leak in the bushes]].
* "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches! Bee boo boo bweep! Beep boo boo bwee boo boo!"
* [[CutawayGag "A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon / a soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon..."]]
** Followed by Mordecai's indignant reaction: "You ''drillbit''! What else did you send?"
* ...WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP! UGGH! UNBELIEVABLE!

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[[folder: 102 -- Just Set Up The Chairs ]]

* The little boy yelling '''JUST DRIVE THE BUS YOU GREASY SLOP JOCKEY!!!''' at Benson
** In that same episode, Rigby throws a rock at the destroyer of worlds. It passes through him, and he gets pissed.
-->'''Rigby: [[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]
** The destroyer of worlds chases Mordecai and Rigby at starts shooting lasers at them.
-->'''Mordecai and Rigby: AHHHHHHHHHH!
* "Oh who unleashed Destroyer of Worlds? Jolly good show!"
* Pops grabs onto some balloons, then floating up in the air.
* He'll be like, "Oh no, my gumballs!"
* Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost picking up the "special" entertainment (a clown with a hangover and a horse.)
-->'''Muscle Man: You know who likes special entertainment like that? '''MY MOM!"'''
-->'''Clown: (with slurred speech) Can I borrow five bucks?
* When they're facing Destroyer of Worlds with a giant video game character:
-->'''Mordecai''': Dude! Quit messing the buttons! You're messin' up the legs!
-->'''Rigby''': ''SHUT UP!''

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[[folder: 103 -- Caffeinated Concert Tickets ]]

* This exchange of conversation:
-->'''Rigby''': Going to this concert could be the greatest moment of my life.
-->'''Mordecai''': Whooa, sounds like your life ''sucks''.
-->'''Rigby''': [[BigShutUp STOP TALKIIIIIING]]!!!
* The coffee bean takes his flabby nipples and shoots '''coffee''' out of it. It borders on funny and {{Squick}}.
* This:
--> '''Mordecai:''' "One day, Rigby, you'll understand the real reason people go to concerts."
--> '''Rigby:''' Yeah, whatever, I already know, okay? It's to listen to music!
* Benson telling Mordo and Riggs that they have to mow the lawn. As in the entire park.
* The KarmaHoudini at the end of the episode.
* Benson: Haha, are you serious? Fist Pump? Do you know what kind of people go to those concerts?
--->'''Muscle Man:''' (Standing on a cart and twirling his shirt while High-Five Ghost Drives) WHOOOOOO! THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES! WE GOT TWO TICKETS TO FIST PUMP! SEE YOU LATER, GRANDMAS!

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[[folder: 104 -- Death Punchies ]]

* In "Death Punchies", the montage of Rigby losing to everyone (even Pops) at Punchies. Especially the part with Skips, where it cuts to a helicopter taking Rigby's body away. '''''WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH'''''
** Rigby being called the one cheek wonder, with one of his butt cheeks removed.
--> '''Mordecai''': WEE-OOO WEE-OOO WEE-OOO! (impersonates a doctor) Quick doctor, both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. If we want anyone to recognize this as a butt in the future, then we have to do a complete butt-transplant stat!
--> '''Rigby''': STOP TALKING! There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it!
** The sensei saying [[BigNo NNNOOOOOOOOO]]!
* Muscleman getting his butt on his face.
--> '''Muscleman''': Ohh no bro.
* '''Rigby''': YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!! [Throws phone book at door, which bounces right into his face.]

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[[folder: 105 -- Free Cake ]]

* The entire "Free cake! Free cake!" "No cake, no cake..." sequence in ''Free Cake'' is pretty hilarious, but the whole "disappointed" version of Mordecai and Rigby's usual "happy dance" just really [[IncrediblyLamePun takes the cake]].
* This exchange at Skips' surprise party:
--> '''Benson:''' Kill the lights, it's almost 8 p.m.!
--> ''(Unzipping sound)''
--> '''Muscle Man:''' Skips is going to be so surprised when he sees us totally ''naked''!
--> '''Benson:''' It's not [[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy that kind of party]], Muscle Man.
--> '''Muscle Man:''' Awwww....Don't turn on the lights!
* When Mordecai and Rigby are thinking of a plan...
--> '''Rigby''': I know! How about we get a van?"
--> ''(Mordecai and Rigby lugging a BoundAndGagged Skips into the back of a van)''
--> '''Rigby''': Bam! Free cake!
--> ''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Mordecai''': No dude. That's kidnapping.
* ''Rigby'': Are you a doctor now? Did you go to medical school in the last five minutes?
* $1.50 for cake mix being "too expensive."
* The fact there is a "Free Store."
** Then their multiple groans after there's no cake at the Free Store.

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[[folder: 106 -- Meat Your Maker ]]

* "OH MY GOSH!!! I TOTALLY PROPPED [the door] OPEN WITH SOME BAGS OF ICE!!!!!"
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The sausage eating itself out of existence.]]

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[[folder: 107 -- Grilled Cheese Deluxe ]]

* "This better not be the ostrich thing with the balls again".
*
--> '''Rigby''': "All you're good at is being a big piece of [[CurseCutShort sh-]]"
--> '''Mordecai''': (punch)
* "It's supposed to say, 'Rigby,' but [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment they misspelled my name wrong]]."

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[[folder: 108 -- The Unicorns Have Got To Go ]]

* DUDETIME ({{Beat}}) For Men. ...There's a DUDETIME For Women?

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[[folder: 109 -- Prank Callers ]]

* "THE 80'S CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR CELL PHONES BACK!"
* Pops in this episode was freaking funny:
--> '''Pops''': Oh and boys be careful, I think those phones cause brain tumors! *Pops turns around and his head starts pulsing*
--> '''Pops''': (gets hit by Mordecai's car) Ha ha ha ha!
* "HE'S STILL ON THE PHONE!" (rolls on the ground laughing)
* When the Master Prank Caller makes Mordecai and Rigby wear Eighties outfits.
--> '''Mordecai''': Aw man, these aren't even the cool clothes from the Eighties!


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[[folder: 110 -- Don ]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gJtkFCuJ4w This exchange.]]
-->'''Muscle Man''': I know someone who can help!
-->'''Benson''': If you say "your mom", you're fired!
--> {{Beat}}
-->'''Muscle Man''': MY MOM!
-->'''Benson''': GET OUT!
-->'''Muscle Man''': It was ''worth it!'' *high-fives HFG*
* The flashback to Rigby's birthday party.
--> '''Young!Rigby''': Guys! Guys! Guys! Watch me blow out the candles, guys!
--> ''Don comes up out of the basement''
--> '''Don''': Hey Rigby. Happy birthday, bro.
--> '''Rigby''': Wha...wha...I told you to stay in the basement!
--> '''Don''': Oh. Sorry, bro. Just wanted to give you some birthday sugar.
--> '''Rigby''': I don't want your freaking sugar!


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[[folder: 111 -- Rigby's Body ]]

* Rigby screaming in intense pain after he goes back into his just-run-over body in "Rigby's Body".
** In the same episode, Rigby curled up on the floor, suffering from intense stomach pains after a huge junk-food binge.
-->'''Rigby''':WHY ISN'T MORE FOOD WORKING?!!
*** HALF A SECOND LATER
**** -->'''Rigby''' Ooh! Ooh! Ow! No, wait, (body) don't go!
** Rigby's rapid-fire "Hmm-hmm"-ing immediately before said binge.
** "Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can ALL be turds!"
** "Its a bucket of diarrhea!"

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[[folder: 112 -- Mordecai and the Rigbys ]]

* From "Mordecai and the Rigbys":
-->'''Present!Rigby''': Hey, in the future, do we get that thing we've always wanted?
-->'''Future!Rigby''': Oh, we've got it.
-->[Lifts his sleeve up to reveal a shark tattoo on his armpit, which he opens and closes]
** Also Benson's reaction to their performance in the episode. "'''HOLY CRAP!'''"
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[[folder: Season 2]]
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[[folder: 201 -- Ello Gov'nor ]]

* "Ello gov'''NAH!!'''"
** That whole episode is one big CMOF.
** '''Moredecai''': No dude not another horror movie, last time I have to walk with to the bathroom every night for a week.
** Either way, the entire "LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! ... Look ah-tit, yer guhna louhk ah-tit...louhk at-tit yew..." sequence was ''hilarious.''
*** He really should have used the Death Punch if he still remembers it.
** Rigby beating up the british taxi and then '''picking up a tree and hitting the taxi with it'''.
*** And then he learns that the taxi is a man in a costume. "Oh..."
** '''HOLY CRAP IT'S REAL!'''


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[[folder: 202 -- It's Time ]]

* "You're just jealous that I made Margaret laugh when all you do is sit there going 'UH. UH. UH.'"
** The Time Pony.
* After beating the video game:
--> '''Rigby''': (tongue-kisses Margaret) Uh, oh, yeah! Uhh, uhh, oh yeah...oh...
* The trailer for ''[[ShowWithinAShow Pajama]] [[ChickFlick Sisters]] 2''.
--> '''Girl in trailer''': Hahahaha! Ohhhh...[[LargeHam Why doesn't he like me?!]] ([[{{Wangst}} falls down onto bed crying]])
** Even funnier, the girl in the trailer was very obviously voiced by [[CrossDressingVoices JG Quintel.]]

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[[folder: 203 -- Appreciation Day ]]

* "Appreciation Day"
--->'''Muscleman''' (regarding a year): That's almost, like 400 days!
** What really brings it home is the look on Mordecai and Rigby's faces after hearing the utter stupidity of his statement.
* The part where Benson is giving out plaques for the employees for their accomplishments, such as the one for Skips for never taking a day off. Since Pops is just the [[PointyHairedBoss son of the guy who owns the park]] and doesn't really do much in terms of being an employee, (but is still really liked by everyone for being such a nice dude,) Benson gives him a plaque for [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming helping a baby bird back into its nest]]. It was a pretty chuckle-worthy moment.

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[[folder: 204 -- Peeps ]]

* The ending of the episode.
--> '''Muscle Man''': I learned that Mordecai can go a long time without blinking!
--> '''Mordecai''': Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore. Somebody get me some eye drops?
--> ''Mordecai holds the eye drop over his eye. The drop dissolves in midair.''
--> '''Mordecai''': Take me to the hospital.

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[[folder: 205 -- Dizzy ]]

* Iacedrom and Ybgir (a realistic bluejay and raccoon that Pops meets in a hallucination).
** The best part is JG Quintel trying to do a funny accent.
*** "WOULHD YOU LIHKE SUM ICHE CREEEEM?" to be precise.
** Pops' speech from the end of that episode.
* This one from "Dizzy":
--> '''Benson''': Muscle Man, have you seen Pops at all today?
--> '''Muscle Man''': Yeah, and you know who ''else'' has seen Pops today?
--> '''Benson''': (''dryly'') Who, your mom?
--> '''Muscle Man''': I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"?

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[[folder: 206 -- My Mom ]]

* A couple from "My Mom":
-->'''Rigby''': Dude! Benson will blow a fuse if he knows we were slacking off!
-->'''Muscle Man''': You know who else would blow a fuse if she finds out we were slacking off?
-->'''Mordecai''': We don't have time for this!
-->'''Muscle Man''': You know who else doesn't have time for this?
-->'''Mordecai & Rigby''': Uhh!
-->'''Muscle Man''': You know who else says "uhh"? (''beat'') MY MOM! (High-fives High-Five Ghost)
** Then later on, Muscle Man asks the two if they know who taught High-Five Ghost his mechanical skills:
--->'''Muscle Man''': You know who taught him? My Uncle John. He's a mechanic [{{Beat}}] You know who taught him? MY MOM!
** "Pull your panties out of your butt, bro!"
*** Muscle Man in general is an amazing source of funny moments.
-->'''Rigby''': You know who else hates Muscle Man?
* "That's not even a picture of my mom! It's a picture of my buttcheek! I just squished it up to look like a woman's face!"

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[[folder: 207 -- High Score ]]

* Mordecai:(monotonous tone) DUUUUUDE. Why ya crying, duuuuuude.
** Another one from High Score is when Mordecai kicks GBF between the legs.
---> '''GBF''': AAUGH! MY CHIN!
* "But, now that I'm covered in brain goo, I've realized my mistake!"
* After GBF's WoundedGazelleGambit is revealed to be a lie...
-->'''Crowd''': *Boos*
-->'''GBF''': Oh, boo yourselves! [[SmallNameBigEgo I am Garrett Bobby Ferguson.]]
* The world record that Mordecai and Rigby beat was 1.250.000. GBF's Universal record that he prized so highly? 1.250.'''001'''
* Mordecai's epic fail at his first attempt at Broken Bones.
-->Rigby: How do you get negative points?

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[[folder: 208 -- Rage Against the TV ]]

* Muscle Man getting hit in the face by his own tits in Rage Against the TV.
** The commercial for TV Store Warehouse.
--->"[=TV=]s are trash to us and '''so are you!!!'''"
--->"We're literally giving them away! '''Literally!!!''' And the other [=TV=]s are really cheap so we're practically literally giving them away too! '''Literally!!!'''
* "Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!" "I'm kicking him in the [[VisualPun junk]]!"

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[[folder: 209 -- Party Pete ]]

* Mordecai and Rigby's rap from "Party Pete"
--> '''M+R''': We gonna par-tay!
--> '''Mordecai''': Got some chips, got some dip.
--> '''Rigby''': Some call me CHEAP, bit of a free-loader, but I bought CUPS for that old-school soda!
--> '''Mordecai''': I don't mean to BRAG, I don't mean to BOAST, but I got hummus for these MINI-TOASTS!
--> '''Rigby''': HUUUMMUS!
--> '''Mordecai''': HUMMUS!
--> '''Both''': HUUUUUUMMMMMUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!
--> '''Benson (off screen)''': Why are you guys yelling hummus?!
** ''The ending'' of Party Pete. Oh man. [[spoiler: Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, and some centaurs help clean up the mess from the party...just before Benson arrives. Once Benson inspects the house, he commends M&R for not throwing a party and says he wants to do something nice for them? What's the reward? Why, '''[[OhCrap the vintage Radicola M&R gave to Party Pete, of course.]]''' {{The Unreveal}} of Benson's reaction to the missing cola makes it all the more priceless.]]
* Rigby's attempt to get the party started with his horrible music and everyone's reaction to the music.

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[[folder: 210 -- Brain Eraser ]]

* Every second of "Brain Eraser".
* "I watch Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent all day, every day".
* ''Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent'' itself.
* The scene at the video store after Mordecai is completely [[{{Squick}} squicked out at seeing]] [[BrainBleach naked Pops on all the video covers]]:
--->'''Rigby:''' So, see anything you like?
--->'''Mordecai:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOooooo...]]
--->'''Rigby:''' You mean (Pops') junk mail?
* After Mordecai watches Planet Starlight Chasers Excellent, he becomes braindead. Doing so causes him to completely not notice everyone/thing around him.
-->'''Eileen:''' Is Mordecai ''ignoring'' you??
-->'''Margaret:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Is it me, or has Mordecai been working out?]]
* The end of it where Benson comes in and yells at Mordecai, Rigby and Skips after taking a shower, and [[HereWeGoAgain his towel falls off and his slot springs open...]]

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[[folder: 211 -- Benson Be Gone ]]

* The episode ''Benson Be Gone'' [[spoiler: in which Benson gets fired is priceless. More specifically? He copies Mordecai and Rigby's over-drawn "OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!"]]
** Susan demoniacally floating out of the house screaming after Benson gets everyone to slack off. Oh yeah, and [[Film/TheExorcist her head was spun around.]]
* Mordecai accidentally driving Mr. Maellard's limo into the house. The ''second floor'' of the house.
** Then backing out of it...

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[[folder: 212 -- But I Have a Receipt ]]

* BEH-NEH-NEH-NEH, NEH-NEH-NEH!
** The whole scene that unravels after they realize [[spoiler: that they just stabbed the Comics Shop owner in the chest with a yardstick]] is priceless.

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[[folder: 213 -- This Is My Jam ]]

* After Rigby thinks he's got "Summertime Lovin', Lovin' in the Summer(time)" out of his head:
--->'''Rigby:''' Mordecai! Mordecai! I don't have that song stuck in my head anymore!
--->'''Modecai:''' Oh, that's great, dude. Now we never have to listen to that dumb song ever agai- (Sees the Ghost Tape Dancing) [[FlatWhat ....What the heck is that?]]
--->'''Rigby''': I have no idea what I'm looking at.
** Mordecai's philosophical realization:
--->'''Mordecai''': It's just music. You can't touch music... but music can touch you.
--->'''Rigby''': Oh barf.
** Also, the montage of trying to get the song out of Rigby's head. First, he sticks his head in a toilet. Next, Mordecai tries to use loud objects like a pencil sharpener and a blender. Finally, Muscle Man is hitting Rigby on the head with a broom.
--->'''Rigby:''' Man! None of this is working! The song's still stuck in my head!
--->'''Muscle Man:''' You have a song stuck in your head?
*** That entire episode was hilarious. Another highlight is when the ghost tape appears, and in every scene, it's boogying down with a new dance move!
* Skips in "This is My Jam". Just... everything he does. For example:
-->'''Skips''': (in response to Mordecai and Rigby asking him how he knew about their idea) I know everything, remember?
-->'''Mordecai and Rigby''': Whaohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
-->'''Skips''': Just kidding. I was on the can and I heard your plan.
-->'''Mordecai and Rigby''': Ew.
* At the very end of the episode, the Ghost Tape has been destroyed. [[HereWeGoAgain Then Rigby begins constantly repeating the song they just used to destroy it]].

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[[folder: 214 -- Muscle Woman ]]

* In "Muscle Woman", Mordecai and Rigby worked all day on the rock garden...[[BigNo and walked on it.]]
* Starla's tramp stamp of all the men she dated before (with Muscle Man's name on it twice)
* "That guy who thinks he's a knight got out again and made a fortress out of mattresses down by the creek, get him out of there."
* The slow motion running of Muscle Man and Starla...with both their GagBoobs flapping in the wind.

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[[folder: 215 -- Temp Check ]]

* The biker farting through a harmonica as part of his audition (if you live in the UK, then you get to see the same biker stick a kazoo in his nose and blow through it).


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[[folder: 216 -- Jinx ]]

* Benson unleashing his rage in "Jinx".
** After Summoning the monster, it goes on a rampage on patrons of the park. Among them is a rather dedicated jogger. After being attacked by the monster, [[spoiler: the man gets up, turns into a monster himself, gets ready to find and kill Rigby.....then goes right back to his jogging routine.]]
** Also Rigby attempting to jinx Mordecai [[spoiler: and then succeeding]]
*** [[spoiler:Leading up to Rigby being unable to cause Mordecai any harm with his punches, Mordecai states that its sad that Rigby will never be able to enjoy this game since he's too weak to punch anyone for breaking the jinx, and after a second of glaring, Rigby just pokes Mordecai in the eye instead.]]
** Rigby tries to get Benson to say his name three times, as saying his name three times will break the jinx. He throws trash in Benson's face. "Rigby!" screams Benson. Rigby throws more trash in Benson's face again. "Rigby!" screams Benson again. Rigby throws trash in Benson's face ''again.'' Benson FLIPS out, starts screaming, and drop-kicks the trash-can, then throws it at the cart, and kicks it.
** Poor, adorable, helpless Pops feebly protesting against the Jinxed people who are carrying him away. "Where are you TAKING me?! I DEMAND you put me down at ONCE!"
** The whole montage of Mordecai punching Rigby.

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[[folder: 217 -- See You There ]]

* Muscle Man's epic freak out after Rigby spills soda in his face.
* Muscle Man's BatmanGambit prank.
* Muscle Man: "Does THIS answer your question?" [Tosses cassette at boombox, misses.]
** Benson: "No...that doesn't answer my question, actually."

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[[folder: 218 -- Do Me A Solid ]]

* Mordecai's 10th solid. It's mind blowing. Mordecai must do this solid so no one dies. He squats down on the floor, and randomly makes truck noises. Everyone else gives this noise/look of disapproval/disgust. If you didn't laugh at that, Margaret just has this...LOOK that seals the deal. And then Rigby, the little shitter that's been putting Mordecai through hell, gives the best shit eating grin, then pulls out a camera. If you saw it when it premiered, your sides would've hurt.
** Oh, and Rigby saying Mordecai will "Mordi-cry himself to sleep tonight".
** Though considering how Mordecai treated Rigby in the Jinx episode, this was definitely some hilarious LaserGuidedKarma.
** Eileen was just hilarious in that episode.
-->''"Hey Rigby, look at me! I just laid sea turtle eggs, and now I'm gonna swim out to sea! Although many of my hatchlings won't live to adulthood."''

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[[folder: 219 -- Grave Sights ]]

* In ''Grave Sights'', Mordecai assuring Benson that the scary movie night will be a success:
-->'''Mordecai and Rigby:''' (singing) Because we know everything about scary movies, and you know nothing about scary movies, we'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies--
-->'''Benson:''' ''Stop singing or YOU'RE FIRED!''
-->'''Mordecai and Rigby:''' (stop singing) --with our knowledge of scary movies. (short {{Beat}})
-->'''Mordecai:''' We'll go get the movie.

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[[folder: 220 -- Really Real Wrestling ]]

* "For tickets, call [[YourMom yo momma]] and cry 'cause they're SOLD OUT!!"
--> '''Rigby''': And thats why we dont have tickets, because all you can think of is Bensons crank.

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[[folder: 221 -- Over The Top ]]

* Skips [[DisproportionateRetribution BREAKING MORDECAI AND RIGBY'S GAMING SYSTEM IN HALF]] simply because he was denied a rematch in arm wrestling.
** DRUNK. BENSON. Notably: "SKIPS. SKIPS. I am your BOSS. And as your boss, I order you... To arm wrestle me..."
** Skip's and Rigby's third arm wrestling match, complete with Mozart's "Dies Irae," in the background.

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[[folder: 222 -- The Night Owl ]]

* "Do you love cars so much that if they were a beautiful women you'd try to get to second base with them?"
** Bit of FridgeBrilliance there, since second base is often referred to as 'going under the hood'.
* The scene in the Night Owl episode where Muscle Man pretends to kill Mordecai and High Five Ghost floated up.
* In the distant future, the park is now a museum dedicated to the Night Owl, and ''Benson is still working there''.

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[[folder: 223 -- A Bunch Of Baby Ducks ]]

* From "A Bunch of Baby Ducks" the baby ducks bitch slapping/karate chopping a dog and snake to death.
** Also, the ducks imitating the "Ooooh"s and "Hm"s that Mordecai and Rigby have as catchphrases.
* The baby ducks forming into a muscle bound man and karate chopping their kidnapper so hard it causes an explosion.
* It's a blink and miss thing, but if you watch as Mordecai and Rigby are running out of the house to chase the kidnapper, you'll see Mordecai slip and fall into the kiddie pool. It's hard to choose between what was the funniest part though: the fact that Mordecai tripped and fell, or the face he makes while in the the pool.
* Form a mental image of the ducks' non-anthropomorphic mother calling Mordecai on the phone.

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[[folder: 224 -- More Smarter ]]

* In "More Smarter", when Mordecai and Rigby's verbal abuse of each other is literally taking physical form and assaulting the other... and then Mordecai ''still'' falls back on calling out Rigby's lack of a high school diploma as his proof of higher intelligence.
** Also in "More Smarter", the emphasis on the words while Mordecai and Rigby are arguing. Among them, "butt cheeks".
* Now genius Mordecai and Rigby replace their "Hmphs!" with "Tsks!"
** "Quarum hi! Fitio morionis!"
** "And if you don't stop goofing off, and clean up this grafitti, NOW, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!"
** Muscle Man calling the bizarre Latin that Mordecai and Rigby were speaking 'Spanish or something'.

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[[folder: 225 -- First Day ]]


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[[folder: 226 -- Go Viral ]]

* Muscle Man finally getting what's coming to him when the bear lands on him, plays the xylophone, and then farts on him.
* Everyone in the room joining in with Mordecai and Rigby's "OOOOOOOOOOOH" when Muscle Man is forced to pay up the 20 bucks he owes them for the bet.
--> '''MM''': Dont you losers have somewhere to be?!

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[[folder: 227 -- Skunked ]]

* "Dude, bingo!"
** "Bingo?"
*** '''"BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"''''
*** '''"OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"'''

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[[folder: 228 -- Karaoke Video ]]

* Pops singing "Footloose" at karaoke night. ''Mandatory'' karaoke night.
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[[folder: Season 3]]

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[[folder: 301 -- Stick Hockey ]]

-->'''Mordecai:''' Don't worry, Benson, we respect you. Oh, wait--now I'm taking the respect I said you could have and I'm ''throwing it away!''
-->'''Mordecai and Rigby:''' OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

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[[folder: 302 -- Bet to Be Blonde ]]

* The mere idea that there's an entire secret society made up of only blonde people is pretty funny.

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[[folder: 303 -- Skips Strikes ]]


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[[folder: 304- 305 -- Terror Tales of the Park ]]

* "GIMME CANDY, LADY!"

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[[folder: 306 -- Camping Can Be Cool ]]

* Mordecai's response to Margaret saying guys are jerks. His expression right after is amazing.
* Eileen stating she used to get lost in the woods a lot. ...Last year. It was a phase she was going through.
** This was a pretty awesome Eileen episode, by the way.

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[[folder: 307 -- Slam Dunk ]]


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[[folder: 308 -- Cool Bikes ]]

* The entire plot of the episode. [[spoiler: Mordecai and Rigby get arrested by intergalactic police and are sentenced to death for being too cool.]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Rigby:''' And then you'll be all like "WHOAAAA" and then we'll be all like "IN YO FACE!"
-->'''Benson:''' And then I'll be all like '''GET BACK TO WORK!!!'''
* "Hey, quit [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud murmuring excitedly]]!"
* '''Mordecai''': Admit it, Benson. [...] How 'bout now, B-benson?
* Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, wearing sunglasses and holding drinks while riding with two girls in their golf cart, said this:
-->''(Seeing Mordecai and Rigby on their bikes)''
-->'''Girl:''' Muscle Man. What are those things?
-->'''Muscle Man:''' Those are losers, baby. You don't want nothing to do with those.
* During the trial, the prosecutor ends his statement with a guitar riff. The judge asks the escribe to repeat the prosecutor's statement and she does so... ''Including making the exact same guitar riff with her mouth''.

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[[folder: 309 -- House Rules ]]


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[[folder: 310 -- Rap It Up ]]


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[[folder: 311 -- Crusin' ]]

* When Mordecai and Rigby are trying to get dates, just to get away from them, a woman runs, jumps on a car, launches from said car, and grabs onto a helicopter, [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Speed Highway style.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 312 -- Under the Hood ]]

* After being forced to admit to painting graffiti in the park, [[spoiler: a man with a spray can nozzle for a head]] goes into a rant about how he's "showing the truth" and Benson deadpans, "I'm calling the cops." [[spoiler: Spray can nozzle head]] tries to escape [[spoiler: through a portal made by spray paint from his head]], but gets stuck while Benson casually dials the police.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 313 -- Weekend at Benson's ]]

* Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson's epic MushroomSamba after they drink the "Mississippi Queen", which appropriately has the song of the same name playing.
* Benson falling out of the golf cart.
* Any time Benson falls over or Mordecai and Rigby accidentally drop him. An unconscious person falling over or getting dropped shouldn't be this funny.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 314 -- Fortune Cookie ]]

* The whole sequence of Benson's bad luck which ends with him getting beaten up by the same guys from the bus stop and then, for no particular reason, a beekeeper just runs up a throws a beehive at him.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 315 -- Think Positive ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 316 -- Skips vs. Technology ]]

* The computer staff getting frustrated with Skip's inability to use a computer.
** Those two kids were just TERRIBLE; "Oh my GOD, you don't know exactly as much about computers as we do? How can you even be ALIVE?" ...is something they likely would have said.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 317 -- Butt Dial ]]

* "Burn them! BURN THEM!"
** "We're not going to burn them; when have we ever 'burned' anybody?"
* '''Pops''': Oh, was that you're phone Mordecai and Rigby were sucked into?
** '''Margaret''': Uh, sure...
* Pop's face when he hears Mordecai sing about how "hot" Margaret is.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 318 -- Eggscellent ]]

* Rigby convincing Mordecai into going to the restaurant with him by screaming random crazy words.
** "Shubaboo! Slebeeboo! Meybeway."
* '''Rigby''': Hold on, I'm confused. I'm the customer, right? [...] What does that sign over there say? [...] And what am I? [...] And the sign? [...] SAY IT.
* Mordecai: Dude, you're allergic to eggs?!
** Rigby: (weakly) I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn't notice.
* During the training montage, when Mordecai chokes on the omelet and Benson pats his back to make him [[CallBack accidentally spit it out on Muscle Man's face which makes him run away screaming again]].
* The fight between the park staff and the restaurant staff which includes Benson slapping the restaurant waiter with a pizza and Skip pouring soup down one of the staff's shirt and then punching his gut which sends the soup flying back up to his face.
* [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade "That's the hat of a trucker."]]

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[[folder: 319 -- Gut Model ]]


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[[folder: 320 -- Video Game Wizards ]]

* The Maximum Glove commercial.
-->'''Kid:''' What is ''that''!?
-->'''"Cool" Kid:''' Haven't you been watching the commercial, you idiot? It's the Maximum Glove! *Pumps fist in the air* ''Huh''!
-->'''Kid:''' *Eyes catch on fire* MY EYES!!!
* Rigby's mixed tape.
** Why do friends not pick their friends to enter a video game competition with them when they know that they would wanna be in it?
** They never pick their fre-yends! They never pick their fre-yends!
** On the night before the tournament, Rigby holding a boombox over his head playing his tape outside the hotel they're staying at in a reference to [[SayAnything Say Anything]].
* Skip purposely breaking his hand and displays his mangled hand in a calm matter to the referee to prove that he could not continuing playing.
* [[spoiler: When Rigby uses the Maximum Glove for the first time and the results did not go as expected.]]
-->'''Rigby:''' [[spoiler: Dude. This controller blows.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 321 -- Big Winner ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 322 -- The Best Burger in the World ]]

* Just the sheer insanity of the Best Burger In the World. Its a cheeseburger, wrapped inside a cheeseburger like a Beef Wellington, with two deepfried cheeseburgers for buns. And its only sold once every hundred years. [[UpToEleven And has ketchup from the Himalayas on it]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 323 -- Replaced ]]

* Mordecai and Rigby waking up late because Rigby accidentally set the alarm to the wrong time.
--> '''Mordecai:''' Dude, come on! We got to clean this place up. We were supposed to meet Benson at the paddle boats two hours ago!
--> '''Rigby:''' But I set an alarm!
--> '''Mordecai:''' Yeah, but for 6 P.M, instead of 6 A.M, you idiot!
--> '''Rigby:''' (pouty) Aw, man! Pizza King not happy! (throws crown to the ground)
* The pizza party fight at the lake, which featured a man [[TooDumbToLive challenging a giant lake monster to a fight]] [[CurbStompBattle with expected results]] and one man killing another man by throwing a slice of pizza into his chest.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 324 -- Trash Boat ]]

* The fact that Rigby changed his name to "Trash Boat".
** The fact you could see it coming from a mile away.
** '''Rigby'': Aw coooool, I wanna change my name to two completely random words, but what words should I pick?" Wait, what was the name of this episode?
* The guy in line behind Rigby at the courthouse wants to change his name back to Chad from "Butt Cheeks." Seeing as how he was wearing a Barracuda Deathwise t-shirt, he clearly saw the same show Rigby did and got the same idea.
* Anytime "The Urge" starts screaming.
* The ending [[spoiler: where several rock stars, each with a different InstrumentOfMurder, travel back in time to kill the rock star that stole their fame in the future, which results in a large battle. The battle ends when a maraca grenade kills them all and destroys the courthouse.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 325 -- Fists of Justice ]]

* "We know you're home, Skips! Pick up the phone, Skips!"

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[[folder: 326 -- Yes Dude Yes ]]


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[[folder: 327 -- Busted Cart ]]

* Benson getting pulled over and being forced to do a road sobriety test.
** Later on, when Mordecai, Rigby, & Benson were dancing to music in the car, they get pulled over again by the same cop but he decides to dance along with them.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 328 -- Dead at Eight ]]

* Muscle Man's water slide accident.
* Mordecai looking through Death's refrigerator to look for food for Thomas.
-->'''Mordecai:''' Okay. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Soul juice, goat's feet, aaaww... almond milk?!]]
* How Thomas finally falls to sleep. [[spoiler: A glass chandelier drops on him and knocks him out cold.]]
** Mordecai and Rigby's reaction to it.
--->'''Mordecai:''' [[spoiler: Dude. We're so dead.]]
--->'''Rigby:''' [[spoiler: He could be alright.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 329 -- Access Denied ]]


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[[folder: 330 -- Muscle Mentor ]]

This little bit.
-->'''Muscle Man''': Hey everyone, look! It's Rigbaby!

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[[folder: 331 -- Trucker Hall Of Fame ]]

* A rather morbid moment of funny, when we find out how Muscle Man's dad died.
-->'''Muscle Man:''' We're here today, cause my dad put a cactus under a cop in a bear costume, who turned out to be an actual bear.
* The fact High-Five Ghost doesn't deal well with these things. ...When he's a GHOST.
** Though, since he and his family 'started out as' ghosts, he conceivably could have no personal experience with death.
* Muscle Man's breakdown in the field. It ''just barely'' straddles the thin line between being a genuine TearJerker and being hilarious. Muscle Man punches the framed picture of his dad in frustration. His fist gets stuck, and he starts squealing like a pig. Still screaming, he starts running around, then falls, and rolls around in the grass, with the picture still on his wrist, and he's still screaming.
** "Son, if you're reading this, you punched my face and freaked out in the field by the rest stop where I faked that picture."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 332 -- Out of Commission ]]

* The "Family" "Restaurant." The sign quotes everything ("Live Entertainment", "Fine Dining", "Fun", est. "1960"), making it seem like everything is a perception. And then some, because the "Family" [[SelfDemonstratingArticle "Part"]] has decayed to not being followed to the point the the "Restaurant" became a truckstop-like bar.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 333 -- Fancy Restaraunt ]]

* Muscle Man and Starla's dad taking their shirts off and screaming, "Whoo!" at Wing Kingdom, and Mordecai and Rigby getting sickened by it.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 334 -- Diary ]]

* Mordecai's and Rigby's failed attempts to fix Margaret's diary ends with the diary burned and wet.
** Rigby's suggestion to heat the glue off in the microwave:
--->'''Mordecai:''' Wait! (flashbacks to when they put clocks in microwave, going to an alternate dimension and Rigby's temporary death)
--->'''Mordecai:''' We are not putting anything in the microwave.
** When they show Margaret's diary to Skips:
--->'''Skips:''' Why does it look like that?
--->'''Rigby:''' It's a long story.
--->'''Skips:''' Oh.
* Rigby's big secret, to save himself, Mordecai and Skips from the Guardian.
-->'''Rigby:''' [[spoiler: I think Eileen looks hot without her glasses on!]]
** [[spoiler:Which she was revealed to have heard at the end of the episode. She tries to impress Rigby by serving him and their drinks without her glasses... [[BlindWithoutEm then walks into]] [[EpicFail the table.]]]]
*** The way the mood changed at the last second was the best part.
* This:
-->'''Mordecai:''' How can we repay you Skips?
-->'''Skips:''' Do you remember that stuff I said about why I skip?
-->'''Mordecai:''' Yeah?
-->'''Skips:''' No you don't.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 335 -- The Best VHS in the World ]]

* The titular VHS. Everything in it comes so out of left field.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 336 -- Prankless ]]

* Gene's BigNo when Muscle Man launches a gigantic water balloon at his park.
* Skip throwing expired bologna all over the place.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 337 -- Death Bear ]]

* While being chased by [[spoiler: Death Bear in the zoo]]:
-->'''Rigby:''' Oh my gosh! [[spoiler: Death Bear is real!]]
-->'''Mordecai:''' Oh, man! I'm gonna kill you for this, Rigby!
-->'''Eileen:''' I think [[spoiler: Death Bear]] is gonna take care of that!
-->'''Margaret:''' Quit it! Don't say that!
* ''[[spoiler: Death Bear]]'' kicking away the animal control officers.
* The animal control officer's [[MajorInjuryUnderReaction reaction]] to [[spoiler: getting his arms ripped off by Death Bear.]]
-->'''Animal Control Officer:''' I wanna go home.
* Mordecai accidentally shooting Rigby with the tranquilizer gun.
-->'''Rigby:''' ''(slowly and in a deep voice)'' What the heck, man?

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 338 -- Fuzzy Dice ]]

* Muscle Man bluntly telling Pops they don't know what to get him for his birthday after Benson tries to hide the fact from him.
-->'''Muscle Man:''' I'm saying what's on my mind, bro. I'm just real like that.
* Skip's plan to have Rigby dress and act like a kid to get inside the Fun Fun Zone.
* This exchange when the gang can't afford the tickets to buy the dice:
-->'''Benson:''' [[CaptainObvious Alright, bad news everybody. We're gonna to have to win some tickets if we're gonna get those dice.]]
-->'''Skip:''' Yeah, we were right here the whole time.
* During the ticket winning montage, Rigby made a kid cry after beating him in air hockey and then gloats and Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost playing on a [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution DDR-like game]], "Dance Like a Loser 3".
* Benson's AccidentalInnuendo about the Skeeze Ballz game ("When the balls drop..." [Mordecai and Rigby snicker] "When the ''game starts''...").
* The ending montage of the episode. [[spoiler: It's a Creator/JohnHughes-style outtro, complete with SimpleMinds' "Don't You Forget About Me" as montage music...following a huge ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''-style shootout between the FBI and the animatronic band from the arcade that ends with them completely obliterated into tiny pieces.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 339 -- Sugar Rush ]]

* Pops on a sugar rush.
* Skips shocked to find out that [[spoiler: he was wrong on how to solve the sugar rush problem.]]
* After managing to replace the donuts they ate before, Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, and Skips get a sugar low and don't want anymore donuts, leading to Muscle Man eating all of them. As he does so, he makes another My Mom joke, only to get sped up like the others did earlier in the episode and disappears. Benson's reaction to this? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He only cares about the donut he wanted not being in the box.]]
* Muscle Man in slow motion, saying, "WOOO!" and swinging around his shirt.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 340 -- Bad Kiss ]]

* When Mordecai tells Rigby he kissed Margaret:
-->'''Rigby:''' Whoa! I owe Muscle Man so much money.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season 4]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: 401- 402 -- Exit 9 B ]]

* The Creepy Duck Man [[spoiler: getting sliced in half again.]]
* When they were hiding behind a slightly ajar door:
-->'''[[spoiler:Junior]]:''' Why's that open?!
-->'''Rigby:''' He knows...!!!
* The way the soundtrack abruptly cuts out the second "Summertime Lovin'" shows up, only to immediately resume.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 403 -- Starter Pack ]]

* The Pranking in the Workplace video. The second prank in the video was exaggerated so hard, it's hilarious.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 404- 405 -- Terror Tales From The Park II ]]

* In "Payback", Mordecai moonwalking and doing Michael Jackson's "hee hee", which knocks his uncle into the bowling ball return.
* Margaret thought her [[DudeNotFunny scary story would be funny]]. Immediately after she's done telling it, Mordecai laughs nervously, and looks over to his co-workers. Their reactions are priceless.
* The end, when [[spoiler:the park staff die in a car crash, and get out as ghosts.]]
-->'''Benson:''' Ugh, unbelievable! Rigby, you're fired!
-->'''Rigby:''' You can't fire me, [[spoiler: I'm dead!]] Woo, party!
* The guys blowing up at the end of "Wallpaper Man". No, really.
-->'''Rigby:''' Hey, hold on. How far away are we supposed to be before these things go off?
-->'''Mordecai:''' Wait, what?
-->

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 406 -- Pie Contest ]]

* How Mordecai & Rigby just laid on the ground groaning in pain after their golf cart mishap, but still had the enthusiasm to high five when they got their way.
* The entire exchange about Margaret's contest entry. Especially:
-->'''Rigby:''' Oh, dude! How much you wanna bet this is Margaret's pie?
-->'''Mordecai:''' *socks him one*
* Mordecai and Rigby telling everybody how bad their pies are.
-->'''Rigby:''' Starla, your pie was gritty and tasted like a sack of butt cheeks!
-->'''Mordecai:''' Skips! Next time you bake wear a hairnet, bro!
-->'''Rigby:''' Death, this was terrible! Stick to killing people!
-->'''Mordecai:''' Hey, dude with the pie glasses! The only thing more tasteless than your glasses was your pie!
-->'''Rigby:''' Scabitha, your pie was soggy and I found a bandage in it!
-->'''Mordecai:''' Margaret, your pie...ugh, your pie...it was the worst pie I've ever seen! Somehow it was burned and raw, it tasted like barf.
* After defeating [[spoiler: Promise Pie]], Mordecai picks up a shovel and scoops him up to throw him inside a garbage truck but misses and he ends up flying into the side of the truck and dies.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 407 -- 150-Piece Kit ]]

* Mordecai and Rigby meeting Hair To The Throne.
-->'''Mordecai:''' Of course we know you guys. Gunner Von Straus, Lead Guitar. Oggie Ogstrom, Lead Vocals. [[NobodyLovesTheBassist The bass player.]]
-->'''Bass player:''' ''(Frowns)''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 408 -- Bald Spot ]]

* Muscle Man's near endless [[PecFlex pec-flexing.]]
* It may just be me, but there seems to be something inherently funny about Fives hooking up with the chick from the roller rink.
* How about the fact that Fives' roller skates move with him despite the fact that he's ''floating 3 feet in the air''?

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 409 -- Guys Night ]]

* Muscle Man keeping the chanting up after [[spoiler:Pops collapses from the Milk Challenge.]]
-->'''Muscle Man:''' 911! 911!
-->'''Mordecai:''' [[DudeNotFunny Dude, not cool.]]
-->'''Muscle Man:''' 9...1...whatever, it's still Guys Night.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 410 -- One Pull Up ]]

* Muscle Man making fun of Rigby's inability to do a pull-up by mimicking the losing horns from ''The Price is Right'' ("[[LosingHorns Whomp whomp whomp whomp! WHOMP!]]").
* Muscle Man selling tickets to watch Rigby fail at doing pull-ups.
-->'''Muscle Man:''' ''(to the crowd)'' Let me remind you. There are no refunds in the event of a no-show.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 411- 412 -- The Christmas Special ]]

* The first two challenges had cryptic clues telling you what you had to do in order to pass the challenge. The third one? "Wrestle a bear, don't lose."
* When Santa reveals his abs to everyone:
-->'''Muscle Man:''' Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum! Santa�s got a six pack.
* The RunningGag of everyone (including Santa himself!) dissing Benson's [[HomemadeSweaterFromHell ugly Christmas sweater]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 413 -- TGI Tuesday ]]

* When looking for party supplies for Tuesday parties:
-->'''Mordecai:''' Alright, they have Friday, Saturday, Sunday, wow, even [[HatingOnMonday Monday]].
* Muscle Man and Benson insulting Mordecai and Rigby and not Eileen.
-->'''Muscle Man:''' Hey, ladies. And Eileen.
-->''(later on)''
-->'''Benson:''' Well, well, well. Look at these slackers. Not you Eileen, I don't know if you're a slacker.
* After Mordecai, Rigby, and Eileen fail to find a place to have the party and they are eating burritos:
-->'''Eileen:''' These burritos taste like failure.
-->'''Mordecai:''' Well you know what I think? I think they taste like hope.
* Benson talking about the Parkside Lux ballroom:
-->'''Benson:''' This ballroom held the most elegant balls in its day.
-->'''Rigby:''' Woah! Were they big?
-->'''Benson:''' [[InnocentInnuendo Oh, they were huge!]]
-->'''Rigby:''' ''(snickers)''
-->'''Mordecai:''' ''(punches Rigby)''
-->'''Rigby:''' OWWWW!
* When Muscle Man is in charge of handing out invitations:
-->'''Eileen:''' I hope he doesn't invite a lot of people we don't know.
-->''[[DescriptionCut (cut to Muscle Man and High Five Ghost standing on a golf cart holding fliers for Margaret's party surrounded by people)]]''
-->'''Muscle Man:''' Hey, completely random strangers! Come to this chick's party!

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[[folder: 414 -- Firework Run ]]


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[[folder: 415 -- The Longest Weekend ]]

* While trying to keep Muscle Man from getting in touch with Starla, Mordecai and Rigby rip the computer off the desk and prepare to trash it. Only to meet the throbbing head vein of Benson. They put it back. Very gently.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 416 -- Sandwich of Death ]]

* The waver.
-->'''Waver:'''You can't sue me.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 417 -- Ace Balthazar Lives ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 418 -- Do or Diaper ]]

* 6 words: [[spoiler:"Have a nice week, diaper boy!"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 419 -- Quips ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 420 -- Caveman ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 421 -- That's My Television ]]

* After discovering that [=RGB2=] is [[spoiler:a man in a television costume, he sighs deeply,]] at which points Mordecai respectfully shuts his eyes...until:
-->'''[=RGB2=]:''' I'm not dead! I'm just resting.
-->'''Mordecai:''' Oops. Sorry.

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[[folder: 422 -- A Bunch of Full Grown Geese ]]

* The geese ruining Mordecai and Rigby's sandwich by slapping it out from Mordecai's hand, kicking dust into it, throwing it in a trash can then proceed to punch the trash can several times, and then finally rolled that trash can towards Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops.
* Rigby lampshading that Benson always threatens to fire them and not follow through with it which leads to Benson to scream angrily at them and chase them out his office.
* Mordecai and Rigby's failed attempts to get rid of the geese. The second attempt ends with Rigby being beaten up by the geese while screaming "Why?"
* Skips finding Mordecai and Rigby hanging around outside his house a few minutes later after suggesting to contact the baby ducks and irritably asks, �You guys are still here?�
* When Mordecai calls the baby ducks, three of the four baby ducks greet him. When Mordecai is about to tell them his problem, the last duck greets Mordecai pretty late which annoys his brothers while he smiles.
** "Yo, other baby ducks!"
* Mordecai and Rigby's reaction when the geese [[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes start glowing red]] and they [[SuddenlyVoiced start talking]].
* When the Mega Geese starts destroying the park house:
-->'''Mega Goose''': Now we will destroy everything you care about, [[EvilIsPetty starting with this standard-definition TV]], which is really doing you a favor.
** They then proceed to destroy the TV with [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill a bunch of missiles]].
* After the geese have been defeated:
-->'''Goose''': Fools! The game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" will never end. There will be future lakes... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking future sandwiches to ruin...]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 423 -- Fool Me Twice ]]

* After Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are transported to the game show from the phone:
-->'''Game Show Host:''' What are your names, contestants?
-->'''Rigby:''' Uh...
-->'''Mordecai:''' Oh my gosh!
-->'''Benson:''' What the..?!
-->'''Game Show Host:''' Welcome first American contestants: "Oh My Gosh", "Uh", and "What The".
-->'''Benson:''' No, no, no! There's been a mistake and we need to leave. Our names are Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby.
-->'''Game Show Host:''' Oh! You fooled me once!
-->'''Audience:''' Shame! On! You!
-->'''Benson:''' No! We weren't even trying to fool you!
-->'''Game Show Host:''' But, I thought you were!
-->''[sirens start appearing around Benson]''
-->'''Benson:''' This makes no sense!
-->'''Game Show Host:''' You fooled me twice!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 424 -- Limousine Lunchtime ]]

* The meatball falling out from Mordecai's and Rigby's sandwich in slow motion.
* Benson watching a instructional video telling him to be diligence, to keep his eyes peeled, and act as if his employees are right behind him at all times... while Mordecai and Rigby are quietly stealing the limousine keys from him.
-->'''Benson''': Poetry.
* After all the trouble Mordecai and Rigby go through to get a new limousine, Mr. Maellard winds up staining the seats with his lunch. His reaction?
-->'''Mr. Maellard:''' Eh, I'm rich. I'll just buy another limo.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 425 - Picking Up Margaret ]]

* After Mordecai is kissed by Margaret, ''We are the Champions'' begins to play as Mordecai celebrates. His victory is cut short as he sees Benson's car being towed. And the music keeps playing.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 426 -- K.I.L.I.T. Radio ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 427 -- Carter And Briggs ]]

* Briggs getting the audience psyched up.
-->'''Briggs:''' Alright! You guys ready for some donuts?!
-->*The audience cheers*
-->'''Briggs:''' ''I can't hear you''! I said: ''ARE YOU READY!?''
-->*The audience cheers louder*
-->'''Briggs:''' ''THANK YOU MY HEARING IS NOT SO GOOD!''
* Mordecai and Rigby's BadBadActing during their guest spot on Carter and Briggs.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 428 -- Skips' Stress ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 429 -- Cool Cubed ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 430 -- Trailer Trashed ]]

* Thomas, before the group sets off for the border.
-->'''Thomas:''' Are we getting overtime for this?
-->'''Benson:''' No!
** And a few moments later.
--->'''Thomas:''' It's just, I don't know him that well and-
--->'''Everybody:''' '''''Thomas!'''''
* Fives guarding Muscle Man's trailer with a goddamn bazooka!
* Based on the timing of the flush and him leaving the bathroom immediately afterwards, the health inspector "probably" didn't wash his hands afterwards.
* The "dramatic" reveal that the health inspector is really [[spoiler: Frank Jones, the guy that came runner-up in the hot dog eating contest...who lost by quite a large margin. All Frank Jones does is remove his glasses, still looking the same without them]]. The look on Muscle Man's face, complete with the very overdramatic music, really sells it.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 431 -- Meteor Moves ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 432 -- Family BBQ ]]

* Mordecai in the leopard print speedo.
* Margaret's family, which consists entirely of red cardinals except for her dad, who is ''[[TokenHuman human]]''.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 433 -- The Last Laserdisc Player ]]

* The Reel To Reel Guardian. Muscle Man is a little squicked when he has to put the reels on what look like its nipples.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 434 -- Country Club ]]



[[/folder]]

[[folder: 435 -- Blind Trust ]]



[[/folder]]

[[folder: 436 -- World's Best Boss ]]

* A box of-- A box of-- A box of--


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 437 -- Last Meal ]]

* Rigby's impression of Death and calling Death's skin grated Parmesan cheese.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 438 -- Sleep Fighter ]]

* Benson insisting Muscle Man's sleep fighting isn't a park problem... Until he shows up in his apartment.
** The fact that MM even went to Benson's apartment since it isn't even in the park. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d by Thomas:
--->'''Thomas:''' How did you even find out where I live?

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 439 -- Party Re-Pete ]]

* When the gang needs to see Benson, Rigby calls "Party Starters" to get Benson to come:
-->'''Rigby''': Hello, "Party Starters"? Yeah, it's an emergency. I'm a helpless loser with no friend and I can't get the party started. My name? Mordecai. \\
''(Mordecai punches Rigby in his face)''\\
'''Rigby''': Ow! Huh, no I'm fine I uh... [[CutHimselfShaving fell down the stairs]].
** After Rigby finish calling them, he ask if everyone of them has $50 on them to pay for Benson .
* The police [[InstantEmergencyResponse quick response]] to the explosion at "Party Starters" with Rigby lampshading it.
-->'''Police''': We came when we saw the explosion.\\
'''Rigby''': You guys got here fast.\\
'''Police''': Of course we did we're the police.

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[[folder: 440 -- Steak Me Amadeus ]]

* Near the end, the animatronics start mocking Margaret for choosing to go to college, when rockets come out of nowhere and blow up all 3 of them. Turns out it was Amadeus, the chef, who apparently found a rocket launcher lying around, that fired them. Then he gives us a PreMortemOneLiner along these lines:
-->'''Amadeus:''' Nobody talks that way about college education in my restaurant!
* Muscle Man spinning around on the ground while firing his gun.
* When the whole gang gets arrested and are told that they will be going to jail:
-->'''Thomas''': Uh, I'm just an intern.
-->'''Everyone''': Thomas!

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[[folder:Season 5]]
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[[folder: 501 -- Laundry Woes ]]


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[[folder: 502 -- Silver Dude ]]

* Silver Dude [[spoiler: being sentenced to street jail by turning into a mime and then being flung away by the God of Street Performing.]]
* The God of Street Performing teabagging the ground. When Benson comes in and sees him doing it, he immediately tells Mordecai and Rigby to clean the floor, mainly the spot the God of Street Performing is teabagging on.

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[[folder: 503 -- Benson's Car ]]

* Thomas walking into the room, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext dressed in a pizza costume]], and [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere calmly leaving]] the second he does, while Jack trashes the house.

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[[folder: 504 -- Every Meat Burritos ]]

* The burrito itself. Which as stated, contains ''every'' meat. From giraffe, to smoked alpaca(They were out of llama). And when the boys eat it?
-->'''Rigby:''' Huh. TastesLikeChicken.
** [[FreezeFrameBonus The meat that they showed in the commercial that they fast forwarded through]] and [[IAteWhat judging by the type meat they have]] it's understandable why they fast forwarded it. Also, don't let some of the names fool you, [[AluminumChristmasTrees these are in fact real animals]], except the [[BaconAddiction bacon]] and [[ImAHumanitarian long pig]]:
--> Gila monster, pigeon, marmot, dik-dik, baboon, bushpig, [[ImAHumanitarian long pig]], aardwolf, manatee, bat-eared fox, red bat, spotted bat, dog-faced bat, opossum, emu, hairy long-nosed armadillo, big hairy armadillo, screaming hairy armadillo, colocolo, spectacled bear, lowland tapir, red deer, shy albatross, komondor dog, hagfish, sonoran sidewinder, snorkel viper, oak-leaf rattler, [[BaconAddiction bacon]], narwhal, kookaburra, aha ha, blobfish, bulldog stargazer, tufted titmouse, screaming cowbird, green jay, lady amhersts pheasant, polish chicken, quetzal, surinam toad, tomato frog, turtle frog, Christmas tree worm, vampire squid, coelacanth, mugger crocodile, aya-aye, dumbo octopus, platypus... and more!
* Musclemans TheAllegedCar, the Muscle Machine
--> '''MM''': She'll purr like a kitten when I start her up
--> *Muscle Man pats the car and a side mirror falls off and breaks. Rigby opens his mouth to remark*
--> '''MM''': JUST GET IN THE CAR!!!

* Barry doing slow motion karate and always being knocked down (again in slow motion) by a punch from Mordecai.
** Made even better, it's a reference to the popular "Worst Death Scene Ever" viral video taken from Karate Girl.

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[[folder: 505 -- Wall Buddy ]]

* Mordecai noting how whenever Rigby is required to do a simple task, he just gets some gadget. Followed by Rigby quickly shoving [[CallBack The Russian and a bottle of Brain Max]] aside.

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[[folder: 506 -- A Skips in Time ]]

* TALLY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
* Rigby considering going back to his high school years a FateWorseThanDeath:
--> '''Mordecai:''' It's us in high school!\\
'''Rigby:''' No! Anything but that!
* How about the bit after [[spoiler: Future Skips has just arrived?]]
--> '''Skips''': Don't you guys have a time machine?
--> '''Rigby''': Yeah, but Mordecai broke them all over a girl who ended up leaving him.
--> '''Mordecai''': It was mutual!
--> '''Rigby''': That's what they all say.
--> *Mordecai punches Rigby*
--> '''Rigby''': OW!
* Muscle Man saying he knows a guy who built a time machine, then revealing that he [[RetGone accidentally erased himself from existence by keeping his parents from meeting]].

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[[folder: 507 -- Survival Skills ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: 508- 509 -- Terror Tales of the Park III ]]

--> '''Benson''': Rigby, You get all the promotions! (Cue high five and freeze frame.)
--> '''Muscle Man''': Wait, did he say Rigby gets ''all'' the promotio *is cut off by credits*
* [[ShoutOut Gotta have my Pops]]!
** [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Pretty much all of]] [[JiveTurkey Jebediah Townhouse's]] [[TheEighties 80s]] or [[TheNineties 90s]] slang.
* Muscle Man's response to Thomas's failed scary story:
-->'''Muscle Man:''' Seriously, that made my ears sad, bro.
** Thomas's story was so bad that Rigby used it in an insult when describing Muscle Man's costume.
-->'''Rigby''': That's the Thomas's story of costume.

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[[folder: 510 -- Tants ]]


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[[folder: 511 -- Bank Shot ]]

* Cash Bankis and his friends eating gold-plated chicken.
-->'''Cash Bankis' friend''': This gold really holds in the moisture.
* Any moment Rigby fails to shoot a proper bank shot:
** When Rigby is practicing for his rematch, he frustratingly throws a basketball that bounces off several objects and then breaks the window in Benson's office.
-->'''Benson''': Oh, come on! Are you kidding me?!
** When Rigby demonstrates his skills in front of Don, the basketball hits Rigby in the face and breaks through a cardboard box that was covering Benson's broken window.
-->'''Benson''': Ugh! Not again!
** During the training montage, Rigby throws a bank shot that breaks a lamp post, hits a squirrel, and lands in a bird fountain. Rigby frustratingly kicks the ball away that ends up hitting Muscle Man in the head that knocks him unconscious while he was mowing the lawn.
* The CallBack to previous episodes, such as Don helping Rigby train, the Eggscellent Challenge hat and the God of Basketball returning.
* The reveal that Rigby's original gut shot that he thought he lost [[spoiler: was actually still in play, just undergoing a ridiculously complex bouncing pattern.]]

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[[folder: 512 -- Power Tower ]]


* Mordecai and Rigby's horrified reaction to Don [=DeNoccio=] performing "The Shredder" pose incorrectly, which results in your muscles getting literally shredded, leading to an agonizing death.
** When he does the pose, Don explodes, and the video immediately ends, leading to Mordecai and Rigby looking very horrified. Muscle Man simply stares and says, "Easy!"
* The flashback to how Muscle Man got his nickname, he was apparently a natural bodybuilder in his teens, having spontaneously sprouted an incredibly muscular body while saving Muscle Dad from getting his throat crushed in the bench press.

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[[folder: 513- 514 -- Thanksgiving Special ]]

* The spectacular moment where Mordecai and Rigby single-handedly ruin the Park's Thanksgiving dinner.. With nothing but [[EpicFail a football.]]
** A ''foam'' football, at that.
** Special mention goes to the turkey becoming a projectile and blasting out the front door, where it flies upward and explodes.
* Muscle Man schooling the football players at doing touchdown dances.
* Thomas triumphantly removing his pizza costume during Thanksgiving dinner, and being an absolute mess underneath to his mother's bewilderment. Keep in mind he had to wear it for four weeks straight.
* "Chewing on Freedom". ALL OF IT. Especially the cameo from past in-universe celebrities.. and a lizard man.
* Anything involving Rich Buckner, mostly due to J.G. Quintel doing his best Creator/DonaldTrump impersonation in a flat monotone.
--> '''Rich Buckner:''' I wish for Thanksgiving to be mine... ({{beat}}) and for another million dollars in an untraceable Swiss bank account!\\
(breaks the wishbone only to find out it's just [[ChekhovsGun the spoons Rigby was using]])\\
(in a flat monotone) [[BigNo Noooo]]!\\
(sees that his blimp's about to crash)\\
(in the same monotone) Nooo!
** When Rigby finds out that the gang's parents aren't coming:
-->'''Rigby''': Let's just go home.
-->'''Rich Buckner''': Yes!
** Let's not forget Mordecai and Rigby's squicked reaction to Buckner digging around in the turducken for the golden wishbone.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext The guys in a pilgrim, indian and turkey costume who steal the turkey Pops, Benson and Skips buy.]] Mostly due to being a rare moment where ''Regular Show'' doesn't explain a bizarre element that pops up in the middle of the episode.
* One of the patrons at the concert crying tears of joy in reaction to Rigby's "spoon-boning". Later on he mentions that he's thankful [[UncannyFamilyResemblance his whole family looks like him]].

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[[folder: 515 -- Heart Of A Stuntman ]]

* The one time that Muscle Man doesn't have connections to someone:
-->'''Muscle Man''': Well, I might know a guy who...''({{beat}})'' actually, no. I don't know any stuntmen. Ugh! You're losin' it, Mitch!
* Johnny Crasher (voiced by Creator/BobcatGoldthwait), a stuntman who is an absolute ''mess''. Having survived 40 comas, he's now blind in one eye, hideously overweight, has severe headaches, and his stuntman training program is nothing short of a TrainingFromHell.
* Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost almost killing themselves trying to complete Crasher's obstacle course to get their stuntman licenses.
* The ridiculously underwhelming stunt performance MM and Rigby put on in the ending, since both of them are in full body cast from the injuries they sustained during the stuntman course.
* When MM and Rigby have finally made it across the finish line for the stunt course, two of Crashers assistants runs up and smashes a pair of chairs over their heads just to top things off.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 516 -- New Year's Kiss ]]

* Future Rigby trying to warn Rigby about the future by appearing above a toilet as a hologram.
-->'''Rigby''': Were you in the stall the whole time?\\
'''Future Rigby''': Gross! No.
** When Future Rigby meets Rigby again:
--->'''Rigby''': Dude! Why are you always showing up in the bathroom?\\
'''Future Rigby''': I just get better reception.
* Muscle Man decides to streak during the New Years party while wearing a diaper and at the end of the episode he's being chased by two police officers.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 517 -- Dodge This ]]

* Benson suffering a major concussion from dodgeball.
-->'''Benson''' (whispering to Mordecai): I like you better than all of these guys.
** Benson is really funny in this episode. When Mordecai lets CJ win, he lets out a BigNo and bawls "'''This was the Ballerz' year! THE BALLERZ' YEEEAAAR!'''"
** "I need a wing real bad..."
* "Rignado!" (Hits referee in the face)
** The BrickJoke later when Rigby's "Rignado" actually manages to net the team a win against the magical elements.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 518 -- Portable Toilet ]]

* Rigby's misspelling his own name on his lunch bag by forgetting to include a "B" making it "RIGY" so he uses a caret symbol to include the "B".
* "What a coincidence. My ''sandwich'' is chicken, too."
* Rigby's claustrophobia kicks in and what little logic he's capable of goes out the window
-->'''Rigby''': We're gonna starve before they find us! Why did you eat the whole sandwich?! You should of saved some just in case!\\
'''Mordecai''': Dude that makes no sense.\\
'''Rigby''': [[NoYou You makes no sense!]] (pounds on the door and screams) [[HypocriticalHumor Help, I'm trapped in here with a crazy person!]]
* When Mordecai discovers that Rigby got meatball gravy on the doorknob of the portable toilet:
-->'''Mordecai''': How did meatball gravy get on the doorknob, Rigby?\\
'''Rigby''': I was eating meatballs!\\
'''Mordecai''': You're not supposed to eat meatballs with your hands, dude.\\
'''Rigby''': Hands are nature's forks!
* Rigby's scream of terror. On Rigby's [[RuleOfThree third scream]], which was on the phone with C.J., she had to pull the phone away from her ear when Rigby screamed again.
* Eileen and C.J. encountering Muscle Man in a robe, eating chocolates and listening to music in the portable toilet with lit candles.
-->'''Muscle Man''': Eileen! ''(sees C.J.)'' Uh... second girl. This is not awkward.\\
'''Eileen''': Okay...\\
'''Muscle Man''': I said it's not awkward!
** And after learning that Mordecai and Rigby were inside the portable toilet that he had sent away to a military base to be destroyed:
-->'''Muscle Man''': Oh. Uh... okay. Yep. Well... this ''is'' awkward.
* Anything to do with the General:
** The General denying one soldier to speak freely while allowing the other soldier to speak.
-->'''Soldier #1''': Permission to speak freely, sir?\\
'''The General''': No.\\
'''Soldier #2''': Permission to speak freely, sir?\\
'''The General''': Granted.
** After being told the President wanted limited testing on the laser satellite because each shot cost $3 billion:
-->'''The General''': The President's not my father! I'll blow up as many toilets as I like!
** The General sighing like an annoyed teenager when he gets a call from the President at the end of the episode.
* The fact that the later part of the episode revolves around the military blowing up portable toilets.
-->'''Soldier #2''': Sir, why do we test the satellite laser on portable toilets, sir?\\
'''The General''': Why do we test on portable toilets?! We need to be able to stop the enemies at a moment's notice. Enemies and portable toilets have two things in common: they're both soulless and they're about the same size.\\
'''Soldier #2''': Can never be too safe, sir.\\
'''The General''': You better believe it. Now, I do not feel like being intimidated today, so let's put some taxpaper money to good use. Begin laser sequence!
* "Thank yoooou Mordecai!"
* The random guy Eileen frees from one of the toilets.

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[[folder: 519 -- The Postcard ]]



[[/folder]]

[[folder: 520 -- Rigby in the Sky with Burrito ]]



[[/folder]]

[[folder: 521 -- Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit ]]

* Rigby's scream of terror when he bails out of the car. It's even funny in-universe.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 522 -- Saving Time ]]

* "Heh-heh. Heh-heh heh-heh. This is the clock song, we're setting all the clocks wrong!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 523 -- Guitar Of Rock ]]

* "Bruce Rock is gonna live forever!" Cue Bruce taking a fatal tumble off the stage.
* Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson completely failing at respectively playing a guitar, keyboard, and bass, with Rigby also singing incredibly off-key.
* After ''literally'' going to Hell and back in pursuit of a replacement Bruce Rock signed guitar, [[spoiler:Mr. Maellard just goes [[Music/TheWho Roger Daltery]] on it by smashing it on the ground.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 524- 525 -- Skips' Story ]]

* Headmaster Bennett's [[{{Angrish}} speechless reaction]] when Walks and Mona not only ignore him, but kiss in front of him.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 526 -- Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys ]]

* Eileen's [[http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140524171712/theregularshow/images/a/a5/S5E23.10_Feel_Better_Now.png reaction]] to watching Rigby rub a glass of ice water on his sweaty body to cool off.
-->'''Eileen''': ''(aroused)'' Feel better now? ''(clears throat, normal)'' Feel better now, Rigby?
* The entire seemingly magical performance [[spoiler:turning out to just be a [[SuccessHallucinations heat-stroke induced hallucination]].]]
* Eileen and Thomas' dumbfounded reaction to the park gang trying to play their song without any instruments.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 527 -- Bad Portrait ]]

* Mordecai's unseen portrait of a random woman. It's so horrible it reduces her to tears.
** The sound Mordecai makes when he realized he screwed up.

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[[folder: 528 -- Video 101 ]]

* Rigby offers Eileen a high-five but she misses and falls face down on the ground.
* The costumes Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and CJ wore during the music video.
* Everyone's reaction to the finished music video Mordecai and Rigby made.
-->'''CJ''': Um...\\
'''Rigby''': Ugh! [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who made this garbage?]]\\
'''Mordecai''': Dude. We did.\\
'''Rigby''': Oh, yeah. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I knew we should have used more zebra.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 528 -- I Like You Hi ]]

* Mordecai's bad luck with Margaret resulted in his friends creating the slang [[PersonAsVerb "Pulling a Moredecai"]], which is "the act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands." It's so bad that even [[TheStoic Skips]] mocks him for it.
* Moredcai asking Skips, Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost, and Thomas on how to fix his problem.
-->'''Skips''': [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Tell her the truth.]]\\
'''Mordecai''': Uh hmm, uh hmm... Thomas?\\
'''Thomas''': Well, my second girlfriend likes dancing, but my fourth girlfriend was more into the [=DJ=] scene. So... uh... try... try that.\\
'''Mordecai''': Okay, not really sure why you're on this panel. Muscle Man?\\
'''Muscle Man''': One word, bro: cellphone thief. ''(snatches Mordecai's cellphone)''\\
'''Mordecai''': Hey!\\
'''Muscle Man''': ''(calling CJ on Mordecai's phone)''\\
'''CJ''': Hey, Mordecool.\\
'''Muscle Man''': This isn't Mordecai. This is a common criminal. I've been stealing phones and texting people, "I like you hi", all day.\\
'''CJ''': I know it's you, Muscle Man. What are you doing with Mordecai's phone?\\
'''Muscle Man''': Uh... ''(imitates a police siren)'' [[INeedToGoIronMyDog The cops are coming, gotta go!]] ''(hangs up and gives Mordecai's phone back)'' Sorry, bro, that always works on Starla.\\
'''Mordecai''': Okay, anymore advice?\\
'''High-Five Ghost''': Well, [[CallBack you have to wait four years but...]]\\
'''Mordecai''': Okay, anything I can actually do?\\
''(Skips, Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost, and Thomas tells him they have nothing for him and they leave)''
* Rigby lampshading how bad Mordecai's [[ComplexityAddiction plan]] on how to fix things between him and CJ.
-->'''Rigby''': Hoo, that's bad! That's like one of my plans.
* Practically everything Yuji does and say throughout the episode.
** His reaction to Mordecai and Rigby warping into Mordecai's phone.
--->'''Yuji''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Heh, I guess warping into a phone is kinda extreme.]]
* The return of the Phone Guardians.

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[[folder: 529 -- Play Date ]]

* Rigby's groaning pirouette when Mordecai refuses to hang out with him.
* When Mordecai asks Rigby to babysit Thomas:
-->'''Rigby''': Isn't he, like, in college?\\
'''Mordecai''': Not ''that'' Thomas, Death's Thomas.
* CJ meeting Thomas:
-->'''CJ''': Whoa! He can talk?!\\
'''Thomas''': Obviously.\\
'''Mordecai''': Yeah. He's actually 300 years old.\\
'''CJ''': Then why is he so shrimpy?
* Thomas being taken to playground that's not in the underworld.
-->'''Thomas''': But where's the fire, the brimstone, the overall loss of hope?\\
'''Mordecai''': I don't know. That guy on the bench looks kind of sad.
** When a kid approaches Thomas, he just shoves the kid to the ground and he just lays there with his arms and legs sticking up in the air.
* "How emasculating. "
* Mordecai's reaction to CJ's screaming entry into the underworld
-->'''Mordecai''': [[SeenItAll You get used to it.]]
* Thomas making a giant minotaur chase Mordecai thinking that he flirted with his wife. His wife is [[InterspeciesRomance a giant praying mantis]].
** When the minotaur tries to jump the gorge and fails to make it across, he has this to say as he plummets which sums up some of the [[DesignatedVillain innocent antagonists]] in the show:
-->'''Minotaur''': I'm the victim here! You're the one who hit on my wife! I was just playing with my kids!
* Mordecai's solution to keeping Thomas from ratting them out to Death? [[spoiler: Knocking him unconscious with a bowling ball]]
* Death's non-reaction to the destroyed garage door, tipped over motorcycle and Thomas sleeping face down on the floor.
* When Death comes back and picks up Thomas and tells Mordecai and CJ to leave:
-->'''CJ''': Wait. You don't get paid?\\
'''Mordecai''': Nah. He just lets us live.

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[[folder: 530 -- Catching The Wave ]]

-->'''Pops''': A brow of grass, and hair of moss, puddles are my dipping sauce, a petal, a wing, an arm or two, presenting a hug from me to you. (moans in comfort) (gets pricked by thorn) Ooh! (Gets stung by bee) Ow! (Gets smacked in head by branch) Ohoo! (Trips over rock and falls knees first into creek) Ooh! (Starts getting bitten by turtles) Oh, why nature, WHYYY?!

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[[folder: 531 -- Gold Watch ]]

* When Benson is rocketed three months into the future, what does he see written on his headstone? Yup, "You're Fired!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: 532 -- Paint Job ]]

* Benson yelling at Mordecai and Rigby at beginning where Mordecai and Rigby just stood there and didn't even react or say anything.
* When Rigby asks Eileen to get him the coffee shop's most relaxing drink, Eileen gives him this:
-->'''Rigby''': Eileen, this is just hot water.\\
'''Eileen''': It's good for your digestion.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Others]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6SrXBaopYg RAH HAH RINGTONE PICK UP YA PHONE!]]
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