* [[http://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/u53hb/man_admitted_to_hospital_for_kidney_stone/ wat]]
* A lot of what [[http://www.reddit.com/user/_vargas_ _vargas_]] says.
** This is just the beginning ([[http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2quy07/tifu_by_throwing_my_toddler_down_the_stairs/cn9uh84 full comment here]]) of one of his longer comments:
--->"As someone who has dropped more babies than I can remember (some were dropped while I was drunk, so an official tally is near impossible), allow me to alleviate some of the guilt you may be feeling. First off, babies aren't some delicate, fragile creatures whose lives are easily extinguished like the kitten my cousin Ronnie hugged too hard when we were kids. Babies are durable, like Crocs, and are designed by evolution to withstand all sorts of trauma."
* [[http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z geraffes are so dumb.]]
* Whenever a Redditor makes a typo in their title and/or posts in the wrong subreddit. [[https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/32yi32/what_would_be_your_favourite_characters_theme_dong/ Here's a example of a typo in the post.]]
--> Original Poster: [[https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/32yi32/what_would_be_your_favourite_characters_theme_dong/cqftvqd oh god i've made a terrible mistake]]
* [[http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2coh0g/hwtahds_the_thd_if_then_you_could_become_one_who/ hwtahds the thd if then you could become one, who, when would you do?]]
* [[UsefulNotes/MajorLeagueBaseball Jose Canseco's]] SoBadItsGood [[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1clw9o/i_am_jose_canseco_famed_steroid_user_and_former/ AMA.]]
--> ''Concerning [[ItMakesSenseInContext time travel:]]''
--> Redditor: [[Film/BackToTheFuture You just don't have enough jiggawatts.]]
--> Jose Canseco: [[YourMom your mother thinks I do.i just jiggawatted in her]]
* [[http://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/2spgr5/so_ive_been_using_this_reversible_belt/ Lenny face.]]
* Any given comment from [[http://www.reddit.com/user/rogersimon10 u/rogersimon10]], anecdotes that start off fairly normally but always result in him [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood getting beat up by his dad with jumper cables]].
* [[http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/c0s5w6t The Ultimate Pun]], made by /u/dart22, which was such an amazing pun that it ''wasn't'' followed up by endless pun threads; everyone knew they'd never measure up.
-->'''Redditor''': Exactly... Ask Lexi Belle if she has any interest in philosophy. If she says yes, then ask her which philosophers she likes. Once you get her answer, strike up a conversation with the girl in your class about these very philosophers. This will get you laid.\\
'''dart22''': Isn't this putting Descartes before the whores?
* [[Memes/{{Politics}} /r/ThanksObama]] shut down. Why? Because [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo Obama himself made a "Thanks, Obama" joke]] and the subreddit's moderators declared that [[http://www.reddit.com/r/ThanksObama/comments/2vpleh/game_over_folks/ they would never be able to top that]] and closed its doors permanently.
* One user accidentally changed his language preferences to Spanish, and asked how to undo it. A massive thread popped up to help him (including an admin). [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/ All in Spanish.]]