* Of all the things you can destroy, the pay phones are the most amusing thing to smash. They'll let out one faint ring when you do so. And they can magically repair themselves when you come back to the same area where they were.
* After the Hero saves Jian, he greats him with his usual sarcasm, and the Hero breaks his silence to [[SnarkToSnarkCombat snark back at him]].
-->Jian: So you have come to save us all?\\
Hero: It's nice to see you too.\\
Jian: You still have poor timing, and I see you have lost your sword, that's just great.
* [[TheBrute Payne]] just can't resist shouting out hundreds of funny death threats whenever he runs into the hero or tries to run into him with a truck in a PressXToNotDie instance. He even shouts them when [[DisneyVillainDeath falling to his death]].
* When Jian finds out you're alive, he gives us this gem: "So, apparently you are still alive and we won't all have to die excrutiatingly painful deaths. Exciting!" All said in a tone that makes us wondering if he's being sarcastic or not.
* Some of the mission titles and descriptions are pretty dang funny.
** In one mission, you have to blow up half the trucks in town. The description is "[[StuffBlowingUp Blowing up their stuff]] is an excellent way to get their attention." In a sidequest, you have to blow up the other half. The description for this one is: "You've stopped the looting. [[StuffBlowingUp But blowing up their trucks is fun]].
** One sidequest has you tearing down (read: shooting down and/or stabbing) wanted posters with your face on it. There are three separate sidequests for doing this, one for the three different towns. On your next playthrough, take a closer look at the descriptions. The first one is called "You've got a fan". The second one is called "You've got more fans" and has the description "Somebody's put up wanted posters of you. [[LampshadeHanging In a ghost town]]." The third sidequest? "[[RuleOfThree You must be famous]]".
** One mission takes place on the obligatory train level, which gets blown up at the end. The next time you take a train, what's the mission called? "[[BrickJoke Try not to blow this one up]]".
* Upon entering the Lower city and clashing with the Katakara clan for the first time, Tamiko claims they're just a myth. Jian gives a legendary bit of snark in return.
-->'''Tamiko:''' That's just a story! There's no Katakara clan anymore.
-->'''Jian:''' [[SarcasmMode No? Good. Then we are all safe!]] I will become a gardener.