!! Shows With Their Own Pages
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* ''Funny/BestOfTheWorst''
* ''Funny/HalfInTheBag''
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!!''Mr. Plinkett Reviews'':
* From the ''Film/StarTrekNemesis'' review: "Now I'll tell you what really bothers me: It's dem green plastic drum cymbals!! Why do they have to have 'space' cymbals?" and so on.
** ''*slurred*'' "Riker even played a fucking trumpet!" (Note: in the clip he shows, Riker is actually playing a trombone)
* Plinkett's way of cutting through the Lucas RomanticPlotTumor bullshit. Such as when Padma asks Anakin if Jedi are allowed to love, Plinkett lays this hilarious line:
-->'''Plinkett:''' So Padme does a little feeler to see if Anakin and her can fuck in the bathroom.
* [[RunningGag "Having a creepy Skeletor hand."]]
* "Before we start, let's recap a little on the whole prequel thing and how it ruined six years of everyone's lives. Even starving African children in Cambodia." Let that sink in. Starving African children in Cambodia (which is next to Vietnam).
* "Star Wars Episode I is the most disappointing thing since my son."
* "SHE LIED TO ME."
* "What's wrong with your faaaace?!"
* [[FreudWasRight "Sometimes a cigar]] is just a [[VaginaDentata giant vagina in the desert that swallows men whole"]]
* "OH MY GOD! What's wrong with your faaaace?!"
* The progression of relationship advice that Plinkett gives during Anakin and Padme's courtship. Some of it's actually not bad...but it escalates rather quickly to things like "Supporting Fascism," "Killing Women and Children," "Bringing a Corpse Home," and "Going on a Megalomaniacal Rant."
* '''Mr Plinkett:''' [on Star Trek: First Contact] Heck, I would have taken any 2-parter TNG episode over this piece of shit. [shows image of [[VisualPun Armus from Skin of Evil]]]
* Fifty nine [[DeathTrap minutes!]]
** TIME TO GO IN THE REFRIGERATOOOOOOOORRRRRR
* George Lucas Ruins the Lightsaber and the Force All In One Scene (from AttackOfTheClones)
** "But when you establish a multi-racial Jedi Order that all use the same universal weapon it becomes impractical! Each Jedi should really have their own unique weapon suited for them personally."
*** "For example, that one guy that looks like a squid. Y'know, with all dem tentacles swingin' about? A lightsaber could really pose serious injury to his head. ''Be CAREEE-FUULLLL!''"
*** "Or that guy in the background with the really tall, thin, neck. I know what I'd swing it if I were fightin' him!"
*** "Or what about this clumsy, fat asshole? What if he just happened to be a Jedi? His big, fat hands and his slow, lumbering ass would fucking get killed by Darth Maul!"
* From the Star Trek '09 review: LET'S BREAK IT DOOOOWWN: (accompanied by pictures of MCHammer) "Ohh, ohhh, I got my parachute pants on, oohhh, ohh-ohhh, I got my cat pregnant-"
* [[MushroomSamba "ThE bESt PArt of waAAkING UP, is ACiD in YoUR CUuu...."]]
* "If I wanted a message I would go listen to my answering machine"
--->Answering Machine: Hi Mr. Plinkett, Bob Foster here from the Department of Cultural Guilt, uh, just a friendly courtesy call to remind you about the horrible things that you did to the Native Americans. Uh, please continue to feel guilty about this, and, uh, if you have any questions, give me a call back, the number's 202-(Plinkett proceeds to pour coffee on the answering machine, shorting it out)
** Even better, it later cuts back to him smashing the machine with a hammer.
** "GET OUUUT!!!! GET OUUUUUUUUUT!!!!"
* "GET OUTTA MY POPCORN TUUUUUB!!! WRAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!"
* Essentially every time Plinkett raises (and reverbs) his voice is memorable for...[[CrowningMomentOfFunny various]] [[NightmareFuel reasons]]...
* [Referring to the TF Blockade from Phantom Menace] "You see, we once set up a NavalBlockade around Cuba, to stop the Russians from setting up missile launchers there. It was a little event you might have heard of. It wasn't a ''big'' deal, you know, but you might have ''heard'' of it, it was called '''[[CriticalResearchFailure WORLD WAR I]]'''. [[HypocriticalHumor Geez, you stupid people gotta learn your history right.]]"
** ''[Discussing the Federation invasion]'' "So the droid army just rolls in. Unchallenged, as expected. [[WorldWarII Just like the Nazis into France]], in a little historical event you might have heard of? Hmm, what was it called? Uh...'''[[TheyJustDidntCare THE FRENCH REVOLUTION]]?"'''
* [showing picture of an overweight cat] "Hey anyone wanna help me milk my cat? 's time to make breakfassht..."
** "My cat ain't gonna milk itself!"
* "At last! We get to the big dumb ending, where we see the ''excitement'' and the ''passion''... that ''thousands'' of computer animators have [[MoneyDearBoy for getting paychecks!]]"
* "And don't say it was the Will of the Force, unless you don't want me to send you a Pizza Roll... aaan' whennnI sennit to you, 'm gonna shovvit up yer ass..." [shows image of [[IncrediblyLamePun Kit]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Fisto]]]
* When the hooker he kidnaps in his Episode II review winds up falling for him after he forces her to sit through the movie and she realizes how bad it is.
* "Shinzon had a passing interest in Troi 'cos she had a vagina, and he probably never did it with a chick. Uh, maybe he fucked a Reman in the ass... [shows image of a Reman grimacing]
* "Aw, he's accidentally flying the spaceship, how cute! I hope he fucking dies."
* (dragging woman by the ankle) GEDDIN MY LIVING ROOM!!"
* (deleted scene: Still dragging woman) [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory CoME WIth mEEE aND yoU'll BEe in A woRLd of PUrE imagiATiOn!!]]"
* Fuck the Pain Away...
* Plinkett's phone call.
* Him slowly going insane at the end of the "Baby's Day Out" review.
--->"My cat stole my merkins!"
--->"You want to help me milk my cock?" (picture of a [[VisualPun rooster]])
--->"Maybe they're trying to make a statement about the Gerber corporation and their anti-Union practices!"
--->[[MakesSenseInContext "They don't make jokes in the circus!"]]
--->"Fuck The Pain Away (GroinAttack) Fuck The Pain Away (GroinAttack) x5
* "What could've been the greatest lesbian sex scene ever in a children's movie":
--> "Servant sex is just something I'm into now..."
--> [[FunWithSubtitles "Lick my bink hole."]]
* (A comparative picture of [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Guinan]] and baby Bink in his photo outfit) WHAT?!!!
* StarWars AttackOfTheClones is the worst thing ever made by a human. Except for the [[FelonyMisdemeanor bagpipes...]]
* (on [[RomanticPlotTumor Anakin and Padme's 'love story']])
--->"Now you say 'Maybe they ARE in love, and maybe I just don't see it 'cause I'm a [[SerialKiller psychopath]] who butchers women.' [[DumbassHasAPoint Well-yeah-meh-sneh]]..."
* A more subtle example is in the ''Phantom Menace'' review; he talks about how the hero arc works, and how the hero often gets the girl at the end as icing on the cake, and he plays several such scenes from various movies together as an example...including [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka hugging Charlie Bucket]].
* OH NO the timeline changed and Bambi's alive again except now shes my first cat!
* After listing practically everything that happens in the new Star Trek movie. "I think I need to go see a therapist after this..." *clip of Deanna Troi* "[[AnythingButThat NO NOT HER--!]]"
* Spock saying "Go to hell."
* "Zoe Saldana's there for one obvious reason... (Shows footage of Uhura undressing) She's entirely believable as a Xenolinguistics expert."
* This is what they call filler, and its nowhere near as good as the filler they put in Twinkies... Mmmmmm...[[spoiler: I like to fuck my cat. ''(cut to Plinkitt fucking his cat)'']]
** Unintentional hilarity results from [[DullSurprise his cat's reaction]] [[spoiler: during the subsequent "rape" scene.]]
* ''(clip of Anakin kneeling before Palpatine)'' "And so Anakin kneels before the monster mash, and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash."
** Plinkett referring to Palpatine as "Monster Mash" for the entirety of his Episode IV commentary is also sure to make you snicker.
* "So Palpatine shows up at the senate to convince everyone that the Jedi- the organization of monks who have been the guardians of peace and justice for 1000 years- are suddenly planning on taking over the world. ''(impersonating Palpatine)'' 'Oh, and I just also happen to look and sound like a monster that wants to take over the world now. Don't mind my creepy black cloak, my horribly evil sounding voice or my terrifying face. Also don't mind the fact that I'm yelling about creating a galactic empire run exclusively by me. No no no, you see its the ''Jedi'' that are trying to take over. That warranted them all being executed by the army that is controlled by myself without any kind of evidence to prove what I'm saying is true. Yup, we just killed them all, even the children. Then we burned down their temple, and your all just gonna have to take my word for it. Trust me, look at my face. Would this face lie to you?'"
** "He [Vader] is not even gonna look into the whole Padme thing and what happened to her. He's just gonna trust Monster Mash, who just got away with lying to the whole universe."
* Plinkett melting a Star Wars Episode I VHS tape in the oven and urinating on it.
* [[MST3KMantra George Lucas didn't ruin my childhood.]] [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice Fucking polio]]]] did.
* "After all, these are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all, which is why they have: Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. Boring political dialogue. Forced amputations. Drug-dealing. Mass murder." (cut to sounds of screaming) "Don't try to escape like the other one!"
* The trailers. Just...the trailers:
** "Look, bitch! I don't [[JumpTheShark jump sharks]]. I [[NightmareFuel fuck them for breakfast]]!
* "GET YER FINGER OUT OF MY ASS WALLET!"
* "The Urban Market stole my TV once, so I know they like movies."
* "They don't call him "Kit Fisto" because he's into chicks, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre if you know what I mean]]."
* His attempt to save time on "Cop Dog." Bonus points for [[spoiler: realizing it was a bad idea, not because he was completely incomprehensible, but because he forgot to mention a few films. He then tries again]] only to continue as normal.
** "Who was his trainer, Mike Vick? Did you get the joke?"
** ''Fuck Off, Ghost!''
** "So instead of getting her metrosexual son a haircut and slapping him across the face..."
** This is worse than Star Trek: Nemesis.
* His ill-fated [[Creator/EastmanKodak Kodak]] promo.
--> "What?! After fucking ten years, '''''that's all I saved?!''''' '''''YOU PIECE OF FUCKING CRAP!'''''"
* The random guy in the background who picks apart Picard's plan to puncture the plasma coolant tanks.
--> '''Random Guy''': Oh, puncture it. Okaaay... but it seems like it's highly pressurised...\\
(Data gets sprayed with flesh-melting gas)\\
'''Random Guy''': Oh my God...!
* Cleaning up cat shit to the tune of La Danse Macabre.
* Re-releasing the Phantom Menace review in 3D with added special effects.
* The entire [[AlternateDVDCommentary commentary for Episode 1.]] Plinkett rambles about the movie, his cats, his life, laundry, [[CallBack Bambi]], and so much more, getting interrupted by his cats, [[TalkingToHimself Gold Shirt Guy, and Not-Darth-Sidious]]. It's amazing.
** After ranting about how if he were in the movie he'd consider Padme "expendable," thinking that she was just a handmaiden who "does the Queen's laundry," Plinkett goes off on this tangent:
--> "When I was 58 I learned how to do my own laundry. They say the clothes make the man. You know what else they say? 'Indonesians make the clothes.' Both statements are kinda true statements. But I really like doin' laundry "
** Plinkett urging people to "occupy George Lucas's front lawn" because he's one of the 1%
** Plinkett giving the people he presumes are listening to his commentary while sitting in a theater watching Episode 1 in 3D instructions to do things like raise their hand or talk to the person next to them.
** [[MakesSenseInContext "Get off that, Mr. Tiny, that ain't a lover!"]]
* [[TemptingFate How bad could [Episode III] really be?]] (picture of Darth Vader's [[BigNo infamous scene]]) Oh...
* [On reviews praising RevengeOfTheSith for being DarkerAndEdgier] MY STOOL IS DARK! And doctor says that's bad! ...[[BaitAndSwitchComment I dunno why he thinks he knows so much about interior decorating though]] (RimShot)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hAovTH_n8M An update]] starts with Jay and Mike talking about merchandise... and then this happens:
-->'''Plinkett:''' Enough of this sell-out crap! When's the next Plinkett review-oh wait I'm me.
* From the Film/{{Titanic}} review:
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I gotta go, my cat's fucking my fleshlight".]]
** The close ups of [[{{Titanic}} Jack Dawson's]] sketchbook. Lots of [[TerribleArtist crudely drawn]] naked women.
** "[[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]], you '''fuck!''' You bought your rug at Gillman's Discount Wigs in {{Joisey}}! You cheapskate! I know it because I '''''sold it to you!!'''''"
** "When the Titanic was built, it was the largest moving object ever created by man. Other than [[UsefulNotes/WilliamHowardTaft president Taft.]]"
-->"[[RunningGag Taft, you]] '''[[RunningGag fuck!]]''' You bought your clothes at the Portly Gentleman Used Clothing Store! You cheapskate! I know it because I '''''sold it to you!!'''''"
* From one of his very first reviews (the ''Star Trek: Insurrection'' one), the very first line (delivered in his typical, completely deadpan style):
-->'''Plinkett:''' ''Star Trek Insurrection'' sucks my balls.
** The inexplicable shot of Worf farting about twenty seconds in.
** His comment on the boring costume design: "Ain't no one winning an Oscar for the [=JCPenney=] spring fashion look!"
-->'''Plinkett:''' ''(in an exaggeratedly effeminate voice)'' Earth tones, people! Everyone wears earth tones! Browns and beige! And mother of pearl! And browns and beiges and dark browns and light browns and browns and beige! [[OverlyLongGag Browns and beiges and dark browns and light browns and browns and beige!]] Everyone's gonna be wearing earth tones 'cause they live on a planet.
* "Darth Vader should never say the word Padme, or Snuffleupagus."
* "The entire Senate is filled with stupid idiots". *cuts to picture of the [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets United States]] [[TakeThat Senate]]* "Yeah, okay that's true".
* "Obi-Wan Kenobi is a [[BigStupidDooDooHead stupid asshole idiot head]]."
* During the analysis of ''Film/TheForceAwakens'' teaser, Palpy wonders if he'll be in ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels''. Plinkett doesn't care.
-->'''Palpy:''' I think that takes place between Episode... whatwoulditbe... 3... and 6... I don't even know anymore. I can't keep track of this fucking shit.
-->'''Plinkett:''' I don't know if you're in the fucking cartoon show. I don't watch cartoons!
** Mr. Plinkett confusing a FanFilm for the actual movie trailer.
** Palpy and Plinkett each tuning each other out by listening to Music/TaylorSwift on their MP3 player.
* Reviewing the Trade Federation's invasion of Naboo during the Phantom Menace
-->'''Sio Bibble:''' Communications disruption can only mean one thing, invasion."
-->'''Plinkett:''' It could also mean you didn't pay your phone bill!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zphhfHon_I#t=4m16s Plinkett accidentally admitting]] [[DirtyOldMan to masturbating to Olsen Twins movies]] alongside the ''Indiana Jones'', ''Star Wars'' and ''Star Trek'' series, followed by a ludicrous scene where he ejaculates large quantities of semen at a television showing one such Olsen Twins movie[[labelnote:*]]Despite claiming to be over 100 years old and thus being biologically incapable of producing semen[[/labelnote]]...and [[CrossingTheLineTwice couldn't stop]].

!!''Other'':
* When running the stream for December 9, 2012, the stream was shut down because of DMCA action after showing the [[Film/AlvinandtheChipmunks chipmunks singing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance]]. If you hear anyone saying something about "Fuck DMCA and fuck the Chipmunks", now you know why.
* [[http://redlettermedia.com/101-wacky-kid-jokes-with-kids/ "101 Wacky Kid Jokes WITH KIDS!!!"]] They decide to test the titular book of jokes on actual kids and see if they laugh. The whole thing is pretty funny from the 1st kid's total disinterest to Rich treating the whole thing as SeriousBusiness. But the funniest moment has to be the 2nd kid[[labelnote:*]] who's shown to have laughed a lot (it's hard to tell if he was amused by the jokes but was too embarrassed to admit it or laughing at Rich and Mike)[[/labelnote]] found the jokes so stupid that [[spoiler: in the middle of one joke, he just gets up and runs away without any warning or hesitation.]]
* In ''The Western Ore Musical'', Flint Eastrock deciding to throw a rock at him and his gun away instead of just shooting Jones during a gun fight. [[NeverBringAKnifeToAGunFight It goes pretty much how you'd except]]... [[AntiClimax kind of]].
* Rich Evans' watching [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgLa3eKMYs the teaser]] for ''Film/TheForceAwakens'' spoofing YouTube videos of fans going apeshit over the teaser - especially at the shot of the Millenium Falcon. [[spoiler: He descends into a rabid caricature of {{fanboy}}ism. Things go ''really'' downhill when he jerks off an R5-D4 at his crotch after seeing the Falcon.]]
* During the trio's watching of the first three ''Transformers'' films, Mike says at the ending of ''Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon'': "Oh, this is when Optimus Prime murders [Megatron]." Rich starts laughing after Optimus' BoomHeadshot and doesn't stop. It's glorious.