From ''Razor's Edge'':
* Shepard's epic LampshadeHanging of Miranda's outfit:
--> '''Shepard''': ''We're about to go to investigate a colony that's gone dark, at night, with no idea what we're going to encounter. And you're wearing the same... well-fitted uniform and a side arm?''
-->'''Miranda''': ''Yes, is there a problem with that?''
-->'''Shepard''' ''Yeah, we call it armor and helmets, [[CaptainObvious keeps people alive a great deal longer when the shooting starts]]. Or did you think I put this on just because I wanted to look like something out of one of Joker's action vid fantasies?''
-->'''Joker''': ''[[ImStandingRightHere Hey!]]''
* Kasumi and Joker's reactions to having [[TeamPet Urz]] aboard.
-->'''Kasumi''' ''[[{{Squee}} I can't believe we have a puppy!]]''
-->'''Joker:''' ''[[JumpScare FISH]] [[OhCrap DOG!!]]''

From ''Razor's Edge: Dark Witness'':
* The two [[SpitTake Spit Takes]] that Shepard has courtesy of Garrus and Hannah Shepard.
* The many [[MomentKiller Moment Killers]] that interrupt Shepard and Tali when they're trying to get laid on the ''Normandy.'' The chapter is aptly called "Interruptions."

From ''Razor's Edge: Requiem'':
* A good deal of the banter between Kasumi and Garrus is hilarious. One of the highlights is on Tuchanka after the events at the Hollow.
-->'''Kasumi''': "You look entirely too satisfied with yourself."
-->'''Garrus''': "Not every day I get to act it up like some over muscled vid-star, Kasumi. Let me bask in it for a minute. Where were you anyways? Didn't feel like joining the universe's most bizarre krogan krantt?"
-->'''Kasumi''': "You know better than that. The spotlight isn't for me. Best, not most famous, remember?"
-->'''Garrus''': "But it would have been fun! [[ConanTheBarbarian You could have sat on the steps and wrapped your arm around my leg, looking up at me, just like the covers of those ancient fantasy vids Joker always insists are classics!]]" "Though remembering those you would have needed to have been wearing a lot less clothing..."
-->'''Kasumi''': "Garrus?"
-->'''Garrus''': "Hm?"
-->'''Kasumi''': "You do know I'm capable of hacking your armor's environmental controls?"
-->'''Garrus''': "So... that's a no on the gauze and metal bikini?"
-->'''Kasumi''': "Better question, [[ShipTease why are you trying to get me in a bikini?]]"
** Yet another moment between Garrus and Kasumi
--> '''Garrus''': "Daydreaming on us, Sneaky?"
--> '''Kasumi''': "Sneaky?"
--> '''Garrus''': "Vega has taken to calling me 'Scars'. Figure I'd try my hand at this nickname thing too."
--> '''Kasumi''': "Hmm... but 'Sneaky'? Really? I expected more out of you, Garrus."
--> '''Shepard''': "She's got a point there."
--> '''Garrus''': "You started this in the first place. At least 'Scars' sounds appropriately manly."
--> '''Kasumi''': "What, 'Gare' isn't manly? How about 'Garry'? Just imagine the look on people's faces when you're introduced as 'Garry the turian'."
--> '''Garrus''': "You're enjoying this far too much."
--> '''Kasumi''': "No, enjoying it far too much would be mentioning a message from Dr. Michel on the Citadel calling you... what was it?"
--> '''Garrus''': [[OhCrap "How... but... don't you dare..."]]
--> '''Kasumi''': "Oh yes, I think it was 'Garebear'."
--> '''Vega''': "Whoa... did I just hear what I think I heard?"
* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has password locked the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''
* EDI and Shepard having TheTalk while one of the Rachni warriors is nearby.
--> '''Shepard''': "I'm not a great person to be asking for love advice, EDI."
--> '''EDI''': "The concept of romance and sexuality is mostly restricted to organics. There are only two sapient organics in this elevator."
--> ''The rachni next to him [[UncomfortableElevatorMoment shifted and seemed to be doing its best to look innocent.]] As innocent as a massive bug-like alien could.''
--> '''Rachni''': ''We do not think it wise to offer mating advice to the cold-singer''
* While discussing the hunt for Levithan, Shepard chimes in that Cerberus agents are now also interested in their quarry.
--> '''Kasumi''': "Great. I'm sure they just want to find it [[AndCallHimGeorge to hug it and kiss it and call it George]],"
--> ''Numerous confused glances, alien and human, turned in the thief's direction but she merely rolled her eyes.''
--> '''Kasumi''': "Nevermind. I'm not explaining cartoons to an evolved velociraptor, two giant bugs, and the rest of you."
* Javik's [[TheComicallySerious reaction]] to the husk head in Bryson's lab:
--> '''Javik''': "I have seen worlds burn and millions die, but I still find myself mildly disturbed."
* The assault on Omega consists of [[TheDon Aria T'loak]], [[DesignerBabies Miranda]], [[PersonOfMassDestruction Jack]], [[BadassNormal Zaeed]]... [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Carmichael]], an UnluckyEverydude who just happened to be the pilot of the shuttle that brought said team to Omega. The guy tries, but he just can't keep up with the rest of the ultra-badasses in his group. He can only lament his bad luck after they are saved from Adjutants by Nyreen's Talons.
--> '''Miranda''': Problem, soldier?
--> '''Carmichael''': "[[SarcasmMode No ma'am, no problem at all.]] I just crashed here, ran through a busted, foul smelling space station and almost got my guts ripped out by some kind of [[BuffySpeak Reaper zombie monster.]] Now I'm surrounded by [[AmazonBrigade half a dozen women that are all capable of killing me without effort.]] [[PrecisionFStrike I'm just fucking fine."]]
--> '''Jack''': "Sarcasm, that's how real men cope! You're alright kid. Just remember that last part and you'll go far."
* Right before that, we have Nyreen saving Aria and manages to insult one of her own Talons in the process.
--> '''Nyreen''': "Aria T'loak… Omega's self-appointed queen returns. "Not quite the triumphant welcome you were expecting? Being saved by my pair of wannabe Archangels?"
--> ''Above them, one of the two snipers [[FlippingTheBird made a rude gesture]] as he was collapsing the bi-pod on his rifle.''
* From one of the Rachni brood warriors:
--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''