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* The DisasterDominoes scene which leads to Adolf Hitler's staff car crashing into an American WWII veteran convention, complete with an [[AdolfHitlarious involuntary Hitler impersonation]]. It has to be seen to be believed.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJMPom6-xmA A brief]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dsgQb3jkk4 summary]]: Creator/JonLovitz's character has stolen Hitler's car, burned his middle finger and his tongue on the cigarette lighter, and hit his upper lip on a lipstick smear on the steering wheel, resulting in him appearing to have a Hitler mustache, speaking in German-sounding gibberish, flipping off the crowd of World War II veterans in a poor attempt at demonstrating what happened and even -- to put a cherry on top -- unwittingly making some [[MilkingTheGiantCow Hitler-eque gestures]] out of nowhere, like pounding the rostrum with his fists or waving his arms in the air wildly in multiple Roman salutes. The best part of all this? The character ([[NWordPrivileges and the actor, too]]) is Jewish.
* Never forget the Squirrel Lady.
** [[Advertising/BurmaShave YOU]]
** SHOULD
** HAVE
** BOUGHT
** A
** SQUIRREL
** ''Cue skeleton with bag of nuts.''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y18xFKnE8J4 And your hat!" "Why my hat?]]" "For her... her... [[WomensMysteries VAGINA]]!" It's hard to choose the funnier face: Cuba saying that last word or the bus driver's reaction.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuscvBChOqM The helicopter scene]]. Where do we even start? After Nick convinces chopper pilot Tracy to take him to Silver City, she takes a detour north to say hi to her boyfriend Sean (cue disappointment on Nick's face). As they approach the house, she catches him having a TwoPersonPoolParty with his supposed ex-girlfriend Charlaine. Her response? She nose-dives the chopper towards them, causing Sean and Charlaine to knock over the above-ground pool which floods the back yard. Then she flies back to the front of the house and starts trashing his truck by throwing random things at it. Sean gets in and tries to drive away, but she chases him on the road, flying ''maybe two meters above the ground'' (cue DoubleTake from two cops who witness this) with a terrified Nick in tow. When she catches up with Sean, she rams his car with the chopper's skids, forcing him off-road into the desert. Then she whips up a sandstorm and causes Sean to crash. Then the chopper malfunctions, forcing her to make emergency landing. She gets out and talks Nick into coming with her as she steals the truck (technically hers since she paid for it). Then Sean suddenly latches onto the side and threatens Nick, but Tracy finds Charlaine's bra on the seat and shoves it in his mouth before knocking him off. She then just smiles at Nick, who is both afraid [[InLoveWithYourCarnage and turned on]] at the same time.
** Tracy's [[AxCrazy completely deranged]], [[LargeHam over-the-top]] behaviour throughout the scene makes it all the more hilarious. She makes [[NightmareFace crazy faces]], she [[SlasherSmile grins]] and [[LaughingMad laughs]] like a total maniac while nose-diving towards Sean, throwing stuff at his car or chasing and ramming it on the road, all between shouting insults and taunts at him.
** When Sean still has the nerve to say that ''he'' is breaking up with Tracy while she's stealing the car, she immediately responds by telling him to TalkToTheFist.
--->'''Sean:''' That's it, Tracy. You and I are through.
--->'''Tracy:''' ''[turns around and punches Sean, knocking him to the ground]''
** Their MeetCute moment had Tracy joke about Charles Lindbergh's biography containing a passage where he'd undergone a sex change, Nick asking if there are a lot of female pilots with her responding "At least one!" and Nick wandering off, lampshading the fact that he couldn't think of a witty reply. After Blaine and Duane's sabotage, he comes back.
--->'''Nick''': [[ComebackTomorrow What I should have said]] was "Two if you count Lindbergh".
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "We're not crazy lady!" "We should have bought a squirrel, we didn't buy a squirrel". "Which is why we stole the rocket-car."]]
* Duane and Blaine sabotaging an entire airport [[http://youtu.be/OXpqA3BvLLg to the tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King"]] (which is, media wise, the most overused composition in comedy history). When Duane ends up driving up the tower with Blaine [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming]] as he climbs up, it's just hilarious. The musical timing is great, too.
--> '''Duane:''' [[CaptainObvious Well, that can't be good.]] ''[just as the airport navigation system starts up]''
* The Cody brothers decide to double their chances of winning and Duane ends up clutching onto a hot air balloon. He is shown colliding with cows and fighting with the hardware store guy, while Blaine ends up crashing a rental car into a lake. The classical music just clinches it.
--> ''[while clutching the rope of a hot air balloon entangled with a cow]''
--> '''Duane:''' Give me my key!
--> '''Hardware Store Guy:''' ''[[[ImplausibleDeniability pretending to be oblivious while hanging onto the rope]]]'' What're you talking about?!
--> '''Duane:''' Give me back my key!
--> ''[they start fighting]''
* Duane and Blaine realize that they have just crashed into a monster truck rally, and are on the line of cars about to be crushed. Cue them panicking and struggling to leave the car - [[ShellShockSilence in slow-motion, with only the revved up truck engine as sound]]. Everybody else thinks it was part of the stunt.
** Even better: the car they're in is a convertible, yet they still struggle with the door.
* Nick Schaeffer tricking the organizer of the race into donating a good chunk of money to charity at the end of the film.
* Vera and Merrill stealing a rocket powered vehicle by acting like the Price is Right showgirls. Then they start the car and it gets even funnier from there. Especially when they hit Mach 1 and are racing a bullet a crooked mechanic fired off after their sonic boom destroyed his shack.
** Amusingly, the team of scientists and the original driver aren't even bothering to call the police. They're just stoked at seeing their new car break the land speed record and the sound barrier!
* One of the best brick jokes ever. Enrico is a narcoleptic and, once the race starts, falls asleep before he even gets out of the casino. The movie then ambles along long enough to almost forget about the character completely. After about 45 minutes of hijinks, the film ''finally'' cuts back to Enrico still asleep in the hotel lobby. And he's STILL the first to arrive to the money...and falls asleep AGAIN! It's probably good for the movie, since Enrico is played by Creator/RowanAtkinson and might have overshadowed some of the other names of the cast.
* "I make a joke, to help you forget how screwed you are." Atkinson's Italian accent putting such emphasis on the word "screwed" makes it much funnier than it would otherwise be.
** Right before, Wayne Knight's doing a defibrilator routine on the heart, prime CrossesTheLineTwice.
* Sinclair's efforts to get the race started.
-->'''Merrill''': So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?
-->'''Donald Sinclair''': Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because ''he's nearest to the door''.
** And then Enrico ''leans forward to look''.
** No one moves after this, so Sinclair rolls his eyes, ''pulls a gun, and starts firing at the ceiling.''
* Creator/RowanAtkinson's character, who is tres-[[Series/FawltyTowers Manuel]], in nearly every scene.
-->'''Pollini:''' ''[just as other contestants have agreed to cooperate and share the prize money]'' Is a race! Is a race!
-->''[heads down stairs, everybody else just watches him idly]''
-->'''Pollini:''' I'm winning! I'm winning!
-->''[other contestants scream in protest and start chasing him]''
** Later, after being hit with an organ-delivery truck and catching a ride with the driver, he's sitting in the front seat singing Music/ArethaFranklin. The driver's reaction is priceless, because not only is Pollini singing off-key and out-of-synch, but he's singing "Respect" while the radio's playing "Chain of Fools."
* The scene on the ''Series/ILoveLucy'' convention-going bus. The bus veers off course, the soap in the bathroom starts filling up the bus, but Owen refuses to stop, and it plays out like an episode of I Love Lucy. Minus the tons of other Lucys, of course.
** Related:
--->'''Lucy''': How about a pit-stop? \\
'''Owen''': Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back. \\
'''Lucy''': The latch is broken. Anyone could just come in. \\
'''Owen:''' So? You ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before! \\
'''Lucy''': [[UnsettlingGenderReveal ...Not necessarily.]]\\
'''Owen''': ''(disgusted)'' GAH! \\
'''Lucy''': ''(annoyed)'' Please, would you stop screaming?! \\
'''Owen''': Damn!
** Said Lucy has a hilarious "Ooh, I'm enjoying this" face when Owen starts taking off the bus driver clothes.
* Zack comes up with a crazy idea of [[DisposableVagrant finding a drifter and cutting out his heart]] so he could replace the one he failed to deliver intact...
-->'''Zack:''' ''[frantically]'' ...but where would I find a drifter... ''[[[EurekaMoment suddenly calms down, looks at Pollini and smiles]]]'' Enrico? Where you said you're from?
-->'''Pollini:''' ''[cheerfully as usual]'' Me? I am from Napoli.
-->'''Zack:''' Did you leave any family there?
-->'''Pollini:''' No. My Pappa is dead. Mamma too. All gone.
-->'''Zack:''' Any other family? Friends?
-->'''Pollini:''' No. No. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I am]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely alone]]''. Why... why... ''[[[DelayedReaction finally catches on]], seeing Zack giving him a DeathGlare]'' [[LookBehindYou Look! A dreefter!]] Let's kill 'im!"
* [[CringeComedy The look on Randy's face]] when he realizes that he, a Jew, is in a museum dedicated to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie a Nazi]]. It was almost cartoony...
** There's also that DoubleTake Randy does when he hears that Barbie was a [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking three-time ballroom dancing champion]].
** And Kimberly the daughter actually {{Squee}}s when she sees that there's a gift shop.
* Straight-arrow Nick is panicked over what shows up on his hotel bill:
-->'''Nick:''' What are those 144 dollars for?
-->'''Clerk:''' That's for the movies, sir.
-->'''Nick:''' I didn't watch any movies.
-->'''Clerk:''' Okay, let's see... "Afro Whores".
-->'''Nick:''' ''"Afro Whores"''?
-->'''Clerk:''' You watched it... uh, let's see... eleven times.
-->'''Nick:''' No. No, no, no...
-->'''Clerk:''' "Afro Whores" two-thirty, "Afro Whores" four o'clock, "Afro Whores" five-thirty... It says in the morning you watched ''[[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas The Grinch]]'' for ten minutes, then switched back over to the "Afro Whores".
-->'''Nick:''' I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party, there were 35 people there, you can ask any of them! You have to take that off my record!
-->'''Clerk:''' This is not a record, sir.
-->'''Nick:''' It... It's a delete!
-->'''Clerk:''' Okay, fine. How many times ''did'' you watch it?
-->'''Nick:''' None! I didn't watch it!
-->'''Clerk:''' Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters--"
-->'''Nick:''' I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it!
-->''[[[FascinatingEyebrow clerk looks at him skeptically]]]''
-->'''Nick:''' I didn't!
-->''[the black family behind him in line just stare at him awkwardly]''
* Randy calling Hitler's car "The Nazimobile" is pretty funny and fairly catchy too.
** He later admonishes the biker gang for ''trashing'' [[CoolCar Hitler's car]].
** And Kimberly finds a set of glasses under the seat and puts them on, saying "look, I'm Mrs Hitler".
** Bev finds a tube of dark lipstick and remarks "That Eva Braun had style."
** Later, even Randy admits that the car is beautiful, pointing out that you don't see mahogany like this anymore.
** This exchange when they steal the car.
--->'''Jason:''' I can't believe you, dad! You just stole Adolf Hitler's Mercedes-Benz!
--->'''Randy:''' Well, Hitler had it coming! What goes around comes around! Yahoo!
--->'''Kimberly:''' Man, they're gonna be pissed.
--->'''Randy:''' Eh, they're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.
** And finally when Randy drugs his family with sleeping pill-laced milkshakes, he's all too happy at the prospect of getting to the money... Until the Nazis track down the stolen car in the diner parking lot, causing Randy to panic and try to rouse his family.
--->'''Randy:''' Oh shit! Honey! Time to wake up! Come on wake up, Bev, the Third Reich's here!\\
[''Randy tries to look inconspicuous and ducks down panicking'']\\
'''Randy:''' Oh no! SS in the parking lot! [[OhCrap Not good! Not good!]]
* When everyone arrives at the train station in Silver City, and scramble for the locker, there's a station clerk [[FunnyBackgroundEvent just chilling in the background]], [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed by the hostility that's happening in front of him.]]
* The billionaires in the casino basically form a B-plot/RunningJoke for the length of the film. They're monitoring the other characters with tracking devices, as they're gambling on who wins in the end, and pass the time by gambling on just about anything else they can think of: Sinclair's assistant eating a random piece of chocolate from a box of them and the winner is determined by what's in the chocolate itself. They call in a high-class prostitute to give an estimate on how much a particularly extravagant act involving a hot tub full of Pepto Bismol would cost with the winner being whoever was closest as if it's a game of ''The Price is Right''. And it's topped off when, as they all fly to where the racers are so that that they can figure out who actually wins in Sinclair's private jet, they have the pilot deliberately fly as roughly as possible so that they can bet on who throws up first from the turbulence.
** There's also a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Event]] earlier in the film with a bunch of maids holding onto curtain rails, with the bet being which maid can hold onto them the longest.
** A deleted scene shows them playing ''TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}'' with real money.