* H.I.'s last parole hearing:
-->'''Board Member #1:''' "You're not just telling us what we want to hear, are you, H.I.?"
-->'''H.I.:''' "No, sir."
-->'''Board Member #2:''' "'Cuz we just wanna hear the truth."
-->'''H.I.:''' "Well, then I guess I am telling you what you wanna hear."
-->'''Board Member #1:''' "Boy, didn't we just ask you ''not'' to do that?"
-->'''H.I.:''' "Yes, sir."
-->'''Board Member #1:''' *{{beat}}* "''Okay'', then."
* Gale and Evelle robbing the rural bank:
-->'''Gale:''' All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up! Everybody freeze! Everybody down on the ground!\\
''*{{beat}} as no one moves*''\\
'''Hayseed:''' Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...\\
'''Gale:''' ''*glares with the perfect "Are you fucking kidding me?" look on his face*'' ...[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]\\
'''Hayseed:''' Okay, then.
* Gale and Evelle when they realize they've left Nathan behind...and, about ten minutes later, when they realize they've done it again.
* [[http://www.movieweb.com/movie/FI1Im447d3HF37/HUAK4GAGzBlFED Also their escape from prison]].
* "You're crazy! I PITY YOOOOU-" ''[[WatchOutForThatTree *smack!*]]''
* "I'll pitch my voice wherever I ''[[SuddenlyShouting PLEASE!!]]''"
* The police-chase scene after H.I. gets busted for stealing Huggies, complete with dogs joining in and the participants running through random people's homes.
* "Nathan Junior accepts me for who I am!" Coupled with Ed's utterly baffled look.
* [[http://www.hulu.com/watch/12870/raising-arizona-fight-for-nathan The fight between H.I. and Gayle in that tiny trailer]]
* "Son, you got a panty on your head."
** "You just drive, ''fast''." [[ExactWords The hayseed then floors it]], nearly speeding off without H.I.
* "Ray! You take that diaper off your head and you put it back onto your sister!" You can see Creator/HollyHunter [[{{Corpsing}} trying to suppress a laugh]] at this line.
* The increasingly-battered copy of ''Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care'' that follows Nathan Jr. wherever he goes.
** "Here's the instructions."
* Evelle wants to buy balloons for Nathan Jr.:
-->'''Evelle:''' These blow up into them funny shapes and all?\\
'''Clerk:''' Well, no. Unless round is funny.
** Which is immediately given a CallBack in the next scene:
--->'''Evelle:''' "Got me a packet a' balloons."\\
'''Gale:''' "Hey, they blow up in them funny shapes?"\\
'''Evelle:''' "Naw; just circular."
* "...Seven-hundred ninety-two Mississippi, Seven-hundred ninety-one Mississippi... Aw, ''bullshit!''" ''(cue OhCrap moment when he sees them coming ''back'', and resumes counting.)''
* "Just lay down on the floor, little missy!"
* "Maybe it was Utah..."
* The "starter home in suburban Tempe" which turns out to be a trailer in the middle of the desert.
* "Would you shop at a store called unpainted Huffhines?"
** Nathan Sr. is a gold mine of cranky hilarity:
--->'''FBI Agent:''' "What was the child wearing?"\\
'''Nathan Sr.:''' "[[AskAStupidQuestion A dinner jacket.]] What'd ya think? He was wearing his damn jammies!"\\
'''Other Agent:''' "Sir, can you describe the jammies?"\\
'''Nathan Sr.:''' "I don't know, they were jammies; they had ''[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]s'' and shit on 'em!!"

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