* "Yes, we are very lucky kids to not have had our flesh eaten by the aliens."
* Everytime Seth or Sara address Jack as "Jack Bruno!"
* "Experience your car trouble in the morning, when we're open."
* Jack removes the Siphon's mask,
--> "You looked better with the mask on"
* Sara watching a live performance at the UFO convention.
--> '''Sara''': Is this a re-enactment of an important incident in human history?
* "A wise human once said, you are what you think you are." "Then why not ask him?!" "It was the Buddha. He's unavailable."
* GenreSavvy: "Don't go in the pimped out fridge, Jack."