* Adela is alone in the house when a burglar breaks in. At first she thinks it's just Joe playing a prank and smacks him upside the head, but when she realizes what is going on, she calls for help and tries to escape. He forces her to sit down, so she switches tactics:
-->'''Adela''': Usted, usted no habla español, ¿verdad? No, si no, me lo imaginaba[[labelnote:translation]]You, you don't speak Spanish, do you? No, of course not, didn't think so [[/labelnote]] ''Yo espiki Inglish. Peña family, Cuban [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable [=reFOOgee=]]], work very very hard in United States. ''\\
''(Burglar ignores her. Adela is [[TooAnnoyedToBeAfraid more exasperated than scared]])''\\
'''Adela''': ¡A este le importan tres pepinos la tragedia que tuvimos! (This one does not give three craps about the tragedy we've had!)