In ''Challenge Of The Warlords'':
--> '''Drong:''' What's a Queen Gwendholyn? Can Drong eat it?
--> '''Player Character:''' NO!
** From the same game:
--> '''Ogre Mage:''' In order to stop Gralkus [the Great Orc about to declare war on the Dwarves], you must BE Gralkus.
--> '''Player Character:''' What does that mean? Am I supposed to dress up as an Orc or something?
** Once again from Puzzle Quest 1, when your character asks one question too many[[note]]about how fighting wyverns will help him/her learn axefighting techniques[[/note]]:
--> '''Red-Axe:''' Enough! Your first trial should be the Trial of the Closed Mouth, [[DeadpanSnarker but you would fail that before we had even begun]].
--> '''Player Character:''' Sorry...