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* This conversation in the game's opening, after the camp counselors unsuccessfully try to read Raz's mind:
-->'''Raz:''' My name...\\
'''Coach Oleander:''' Starts with a 'D'!\\
'''Raz:''' ...is Razputin.\\
'''Coach Oleander''': Grr...\\
'''Raz:''' But everyone calls me... Raz.\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Dogen:''' ''PLEASE DON'T KILL US LAKE MONSTER!!!''
** Which is also a subtle reference to the original main character of the game, who was named D'Artagan.
** It gets funnier in the next game. It turns out everyone actually calls him [[EmbarrassingNickname Pooter]].
* Oleander's DrillSergeantNasty persona when giving the game's opening speech to the campers, who the players don't find out are actually children until afterwards. Even an ''adult'' psychic would balk at his speech, much less children barely past 10.
--> '''Dogen''': *sobbing* They told me this was a summer camp...
* Dogen's initial "conversation" with the squirrels before Basic Braining is already hilarious, but if you stick near him instead of walking away, [[https://youtu.be/Bi5iEVA9DUo?t=333 he'll keep going]]:
--> '''Dogen:''' You squirrels think you're so smart.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Dogen:''' "Ooh, I'm so cool, I'm a squirrel!" Well, you know what we call you? Rats with wings!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Dogen:''' Well, then, we call you something else! Nut rats!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Dogen:''' And what's ''that'' supposed to mean?!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Dogen:''' It's a ''special'' hat! And you should be glad I'm wearing it!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Dogen:''' No!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Dogen:''' Never!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Dogen:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} I do too understand what you're saying, and I don't appreciate it!]]
* The music which plays whenever you reunite emotional baggage with its tag.
* In Basic Braining:
-->'''Oleander:''' Is your name Joey?\\
'''Raz:''' No!\\
'''Oleander:''' 'Cause I'm gonna call you "Slowey Joey"!\\
'''Raz:''' That's not my name.\\
'''Oleander:''' What was that, Slowey?! I can't hear you, you're talkin' too slow!
* Oleander's full of them:
-->'''Oleander:''' You're like molasses going uphill in January... with crutches!\\
'''Oleander:''' Dang, [[TooMuchInformation my bowels move more than you do]], Pokey!
* This little bit, which you can find after Basic Braining, after Mikhail asks Raz if Lili is his girlfriend:
--> '''Mikhail:''' Is okay. Girls only good for one thing, anyway. [[AccidentalInnuendo Wrestling]].
* After Basic Braining, go to the lake and talk with Elton Fir, who will explain that he can telekinetically talk to fish. Hang around long enough, and they'll stop talking to him about the Hulking Lungfish and start teasing him about wanting to "spawn" with Lili. He gets annoyed and says humans don't ''technically'' do that.
* This conversation with Elka, a girl who is trying to get [[{{Kidanova}} Nils']] attention [[OperationJealousy by dating JT]].
-->'''Raz:''' I found this in Nils' bunk. It looks like it came off a girl's dress!\\
'''Elka:''' ''(gasp)'' ...I don't care!\\
'''Raz:''' It looks like it was pulled off by ''force!''\\
'''Elka:''' ...I don't care!\\
'''Raz:''' It's got little ''teethmarks'' in it!\\
'''Elka:''' RAZ, PUT THAT THING AWAY OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE IT IN YOUR EYE SOCKET AND SEW IT TO YOUR BRAIN!
** And immediately after, Dogen's brain and mouth line up long enough for him to make a contribution:
--->'''Dogen:''' Nils kisses girls on the mouth and likes it.
* [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Raz]] tries talking with the birds:
-->'''Raz''': Why don't you come alight on my shoulder? ''(bird flies away)'' ...Jerk.
* If you use Pyrokinesis on the birds in the main campground, they burst into flames and leave behind a ''roast chicken'' which Raz can '''eat''' to regain health.
** Not to mention ''roast squirrel''.
** Even more pyrokinetic fun: if you use it on Sasha Nein, he'll deadpan "I'm sure you can find a more ''productive'' use for that skill, Razputin".
** Milla will tell you: "Please, Razputin this is polyester I'm already hot enough."
** Try using it on the giant tree timeline in the camp parking lot. Raz will groan "Aw, they don't trust us with anything!". The devs of the game fully expected people to try and burn everything they could, including the very large piece of wood (the timeline) in the parking lot.
--->'''G-Man on Fire''': I am on fire. I am uncomfortable.
** And if you shoot a bird with psy-blasts, Raz will follow it up with a cheery "See 'ya in hell!".
* If you interact with the weaver in Ford's sanctuary prior to getting the Cobweb Duster:
-->'''Raz''': Ford says that this machine can be used to weave pine needles into ''delicious taffy''...\\
'''Ford''': No I didn't! I ''said'' that you can weave Mental Cobwebs into PSI Cards!\\
'''Raz''': Just testing your hearing! Geez, he's like a bat...\\
'''Ford''': I'll bat your head in, punk.
* And then there's this scene:
-->'''Ford:''' [[ButThouMust Are you ready?]]\\
'''Raz:''' No, not yet.\\
'''Ford:''' ''([[DopeSlap slaps]] Raz)'' How 'bout now?
** You can continue this well into being an {{overly long gag}}.
* It's classic when you hit Sasha with a normal palm strike. The effect is even funnier with the way he wobbles back and forth, completely stiff as he's hit.
-->'''Sasha''': Yes. Ouch.
* Wait around long enough in the static egg at the beginning of the brain tumbler experiment, and Sasha will all but tell you to try punching your way out. Wait a little longer, and...
-->'''Sasha''': Punch your way out, Razputin!\\
'''Sasha''': Now! Hurry!\\
'''Sasha''': This test is costing the taxpayers a lot of money!
* The mental vault "The World Shall Taste My Eggs". It shows a brain-shaped chick hatching from an egg, walking over to a pier where it meets a fish, then rides the fish across water apparently to an amusement park where the chick rides a spinning teacup. The final slide shows the chick riding the teacup, which is now somehow flying in the sky and firing a DeathRay.
-->'''Raz:''' Okay, ''[[MindScrew what the hell was that]]?''
** What's funny is on [[RewatchBonus replaying the game]], you might realize that vault is '''spoiling Oleander's entire evil plan'''.
* This exchange:
-->'''Dogen:''' What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?\\
'''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist!
* Dr. Loboto soothes an agitated patient:
-->'''Loboto''': Don't worry, this will only hurt until YOUR BRAINS COME FLYING OUT!
* Sasha, before giving you a target to practice with, describes the most horrendous thing imaginable and out pops... an enamel-glass lamp. Also, his wonderful "And the world is a better place." after PSI blasting said lamp out of existence. And his disgusted noises at the new lamps appearing. Well, let's just say the entire scene up to when the Censor Machine flips to overdrive.
-->'''Sasha:''' Excellent. A victory for good taste.
** After shutting off all the Censor valves, Raz and Sasha have the following exchange:
--->'''Sasha:''' Young man, I hope you've learned a lesson here today.\\
'''Raz:''' Yes, I have: that [[SpoofAesop shooting things is fun and useful]]!
** And after defeating the giant boss censor, we get this great exchange:
--->'''Raz:''' So, is this where I get a speech and learn another lesson?\\
'''Sasha:''' No. Here's your merit badge. {{Let us never speak of this again}}.
** This becomes even funnier upon returning to Sasha's mind after his brain has been stolen where he offers to let Raz use the course again revealing that the whole incident was intentional meant to push Raz to his limits. Sasha already knew Raz well enough to predict he'd overload the Censors so he staged the whole thing... except for the Mega-Censor that part was completely real and entirely accidental.
* If you get stamped by the Mega-Censor enough in "Sasha's Shooting Gallery", Agent Nein will eventually stop giving advice and instead mutter things like "[[NonSequiturThud My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumberyard there...]]"
** "Razputin, see if you can reach into my pocket and hand me my cigarettes."
* One line that seems to stick out, from when Raz tries to warn Lili about the villains' evil plot:
-->'''Raz:''' Lili! A deranged madman is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world, and there's no one who can stop him except for you and me!\\
'''Lili:''' ''Oh my God!'' [[SkewedPriorities Let's make out!]]
** "...Make out? You mean, like, ''kiss''?"
** Becomes an OverlyLongGag. Raz is professional and goal-oriented the whole game, but the moment he sees Lili after that moment, all he cares about is having her clarify that ''yes'' she wants to kiss. Including when she is tied to a chair next to her brainless teachers with the threat of losing her brain being dangerously close.
** The joke reaches its hilarious conclusion before entering the final mind world:
---> '''Lili (thinking):''' When are you going to shut up and kiss me?\\
'''Raz:''' Uhm... I can hear that.\\
'''Lili:''' "I know."\\
''Lili closes her eyes and kisses him''
** It becomes OnceDoneNeverForgotten in the sequel when Lily's dad slyly says he hears there's a lot of ''kissing'' going on at camp.
--->'''Lili:''' Ew, Dad, gross!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM7O2H8TaLU Vernon's ghost story]], especially if you've been exploring the camp and know that a lot the general concepts are based in truth, even if the specific details are complete nonsense.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLHSUX7z1ZY Rebraining Vernon before Franke]], with him [[FailedASpotCheck thinking Franke is warming up to him and not, you know, essentially a]] ''[[FailedASpotCheck zombie]]''.
* The various responses heard when demolishing Lungfishopolis:
** "Ooooh! GOGGALOR!"
** Apparently Raz crushes the puppy orphanage in his rampage.
** "He's impervious to bullets! ...[[ThePowerOfLove And love]]!"
** "That was my school... YAY!"
* "Freedom! "FREEDOM!" "Free-''duuum''." '''"FREEDOM!"'''
** Also from Lungfishopolis, some quotes of the TV announcer, including when he's waiting for the Navy to summon their most powerful weapon, what they're best known for - ''planes''.
*** The camera zooms onto a destroyer ship as he says this and pauses for a few seconds before quickly cutting to circling planes.
** A random lungfish celebrity is brought in to give his opinion. He derides Go- Raz for a bit, then starts to plug his own show.
*** Said lungfish sounds like Kochamara simply doing an impression, which makes it sound funnier. Also it's likely that said show was another means of hypnotizing lungfish, which is why he pushed it.
** Also from Lungfishopolis:
--->'''Lungfish Soldier:''' "The prison archives may have some information on your young girlfriend."\\
'''Raz:''' "Well, I don't know if she's my ''girlfriend!'' I mean, I think we..."\\
'''Lungfish Soldier:''' "I only meant she is your friend who is a girl, Goggalor."
** Raz starts getting a little annoyed with the resistance:
--->'''Lungfish:''' "There is no 'I' in 'Team,' Goggalor."\\
'''Raz:''' "No, but there's an 'I' in 'Squish,' so watch it."
* This exchange between "Goggalor" and "Kochamara":
-->'''Oleander:''' Give up while you can, Goggalor!\\
'''Raz:''' I know it's you in there, Coach! I don't know where you're broadcasting from, but I'm going to find out and make you show me what happened to Lili!\\
'''Oleander:''' Kochamara does not speak giant monster boy language.\\
'''Raz: The only word you're going to need is "Ouch".'''
* The fight with Kochamara. Some people actually got hit with several of [[CallingYourAttacks his attacks]] on purpose, just to hear lines such as:
-->"DEADLY... TRIANGLE BEAM!"\\
"MIGHTY... RAM!"\\
"MIGHTY RAM... GROUND VERSION!"\\
"OVERLY... INTRICATE... COMBINATION!"\\
"HARD-TO-AVOID... AREA ATTACK!"
** What about this?
--->'''Kochamara:''' ...I've got the brain of a little girl back in my lab that's strong enough to power an entire army of Psychoblaster death tanks!\\
'''Raz:''' ''(starts laughing)''\\
'''Kochamara:''' What's so funny?\\
'''Raz:''' You've got the brain of a little girl?\\
'''Kochamara:''' I said ''in my lab''!\\
'''Raz:''' I think you've got the muscles of a little girl too!\\
'''Kochamara:''' Urgh. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Good one.]]
* Kochamara plummets, screaming and on fire, from the broadcast tower after accidentally flying directly into it. And behind his screaming you hear the distinct sound of a balloon deflating. It's [[http://youtu.be/uBGXpAD1QU4?t=3m20s ridiculous]].
* The mutated lungfish's real name. ''"[[SamusIsAGirl Liiiindaaaaa]]..."''
-->'''Raz:''' What a magical lady.
* Any line (or idle animation) by the G-Men in The MilkmanConspiracy. Made even funnier by the [[TheComicallySerious robotic monotone]] in which they say them.
-->'''Telephone Repair G-Man:''' I can listen to any phone conversations I wish, [[AndThatWouldBeWrong but do not do so out of my sense of professional responsibility]].\\
'''Plant-watering G-Man:''' Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.\\
'''Sewer-working G-Man:''' Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service to the community. ...Feces.\\
'''Construction-worker G-Man:''' [[ConstructionCatcalls Look at that woman's breasts. They are large.]]\\
'''Housewife G-Man:''' Sooner or later my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always love my pies.\\
'''Assassin G-Man:''' Oh no, they got Freddy. Poor Freddy. He was such a good secret agent. I mean assassin.
** How about every single thing the G-Men say or do? Especially "I am a grieving widow. These are my flowers." accompanied by the flowers in question being swung like a golf club.
*** Or, even better, being played as an ''air guitar''.
** [[MachineMonotone "Why, God. Why."]]
** It certainly doesn't hurt that they're played by the incomparable Creator/SteveBlum.
** One of the Sewer-Working G-men is desperately trying to pull a plunger off his own face.
*** Another is ''trying to use his plunger as a trumpet''.
** Equip Raz with one of those such items and press Y/Triangle and he'll ''imitate them''.
*** Even better, equip him with the rolling pin and [[IdleAnimation hold still]].
*** Get into a square without the right item and the G-Men will chastise you for being in a dangerous area. Have the right item and they react hilariously familiar.
---->'''Raz:''' I am on the road crew! This is my stop sign!\\
'''G-Man:''' Hello fellow road worker. Welcome to the road crew.
** Hell, a lot of his [[IdleAnimation Idle Animations]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVoox3QZTSY are funny]].
** When the G-Men raid the Den Mother's house in search of the Milkman, a horde of Censors spill out of a car, all spouting their CatchPhrase in the standard flat tone.
--->''Nonononononononononono--''
* Raz: OK, your name isn't Boyd anymore. It's 'Roid. 'Cause you're such a big pain in my butt!
* Boyd's randomly generated ranting before you finish his stage can cook up some comedy gold:
-->...And it's all the fault of... those eggheads in their ivory tower... who went to the prom with... all them haters... ''Have us all fooled!!''
** I see your prom, and raise you a cult. Looks like Dogen might've been onto something.
--->...A secret doomsday cult... with the full blessing of... the ''squirrels''!
** The best lines of that level come from [[DevelopersForesight using a cheat to get the confusion grenades early]]. Using them on the G-men makes them temporarily realize the ridiculousness of their situations. As for Boyd?
--->Wait a minute, I think there might not be a conspiracy after all! It's possible I'm just suffering paranoid delusions linked to an entity I call The Milkman, who is in actuality... ''(grenade wears off)'' [[TheUnreveal the mummified remains of Abraham Lincoln]]!
** Here's one of the best ones from the G-men:
--->"Okay, I have to think... do this watering can and I have a history?”
** "Oh my god, why am I holding a gun?"
*** "I hope I haven't killed again."
* Though it doesn't serve any purpose, Boyd will react to any of the props you find in his mental world:
-->'''Raz:''' (holding flowers) Are these a clue?\\
'''Boyd:''' Flowers to put on the grave of the truth! For those who mourn the loss of democracy...\\
'''Raz:''' (holding a phone) Hey, phone's for you!\\
'''Boyd:''' GAH! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! I ''never'' talk on the phone! That's how they get your location!\\
'''Raz:''' (holding a plunger) Look at this plunger I found in the basement of the post office.\\
'''Boyd:''' GAH! That's the exact model they used to kill the ambassador with in '63!\\
'''Raz:''' (holding a stop sign) STOP... being crazy and tell me where the Milkman is.\\
'''Boyd:'''Oh! You think I'm crazy? What if I'm the only one who's sane?\\
'''Raz:''' (holding a rolling pin) Is this yours?\\
'''Boyd:''' No. I don't trust... pies.\\
'''Raz:''' (holding a fake rifle) Do you have a real one of these? Like, the kind that shoots bullets?\\
'''Boyd:''' Give a loaded gun to a ten-year-old?! [[EveryoneHasStandards Do I look crazy to you?]]
* Fighting the Evil Den Mother.
-->'''Den Mother''': And now I will PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES!\\
'''Raz:''' Ha! You can't! ''That'' is [[BrickJoke the purpose of the goggles]]!
** Before that, when you first enter the house:
--->'''Den Mother:''' I told you not to follow. Now you must DIE!\\
'''Raz:''' But...\\
'''Den Mother:''' [[SeriousBusiness THAT IS THE WAY OF THE RAINBOW SQUIRTS!]]
* During the fighting between the Censors and the Rainbow Squirts, you can see [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill a Censor repeatedly slamming its stamp into a fallen Squirt's face, saying "no!" each time]].
* And then the most glorious line of them all:
-->'''Boyd:''' ''I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.''
** Hell, that scene doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well as Moment of Funny.
* Talking to Bonita Soleil. You hear this crying noise all the way down the corridor and then finding her voice is extremely gruff and greasy, quite opposite to the wailing noises.
-->'''Raz''': So, who's that crying?\\
'''Bonita''': It was just a recording. It helps me relax.
* This is the conversation you'll have if you ask Bonita if she's scared of the Phantom. The actual context is [[BlackComedy horrible, but the delivery makes it funny]].
-->'''Bonita:''' No, it's not him I'm frightened of. It's that fat one who clings to the side of the theater like a blood-swollen tick, sucking out its life.\\
'''Raz:''' Ew.\\
'''Bonita:''' He's always been there, but he wasn't always that big and loud. I couldn't hear him much at all, really. Not until Gloria's mother hit the stage.\\
'''Raz:''' He didn't like her performance either?\\
'''Bonita:''' No, [[LiteralMetaphor I mean HIT the stage. Ker-splat.]] [[DrivenToSuicide Jumped from the catwalks while Gloria was in Paris.]]\\
'''Raz:''' Ew.\\
'''Bonita:''' Yeah, that's what the janitor said, too.
** On a similar line the memory vaults of Gloria's time at Hagatha's Home for Girls fall into this due to delivery. Gloria literally being whipped into shape as a small child is heartbreaking and sad. Gloria being whipped by a cartoonishly evil old woman while dancing, singing, watching recordings of singing and dancing, practicing, and performing the final play basically constantly even when it makes no sense what so ever to be whipped is actually fairly funny. If only because Gloria's mind is clearly exaggerating the horrors of her childhood.
* The Stage Actors all have huge, gaping mouths that hang open when they aren't talking. Combined with their BadBadActing, it makes pretty much every scene they do hilarious to watch, especially when things go OffTheRails.
** 'The Day the Mail Boat Finally Came' only goes right when performed on the second set. The first set doesn't have any water, so the mail boat can't be rolled on stage ([[RocksFallEveryoneDies "Oh, look! The mail boat sank and everybody died! The end!"]]), and the third one doesn't have a shore, [[AmusingInjuries so the actor will fall down after stepping off the boat]].
* If you're into black comedy, the actors in Gloria's mindscape are invincible. And they're also not immune to Pyrokinesis. It gets even better if you upgraded it to affect multiple targets.
-->Ooh, oww oww! TWEEEEET!
* The fight with Gloria's inner critic.
-->'''Raz:''' How can I say this and still sound cool... Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never... hurt me?
** Right before that is the confrontation between Raz and Jasper.
--->'''Raz:''' Okay, the jig is up, PHANTOM!\\
'''Jasper:''' What? Why, I never! How dare you accuse me of being [[ButHeSoundsHandsome the rugged and romantic scoundrel that has thrilled and terrified audiences for years!]]\\
'''Raz:''' Yeah, I guess you're right. He's so agile, and limber, and... thin. He could never be you.\\
'''Jasper:''' ({{Beat}}) Why you! Of course it's me!
* Reactions to the Psycho-Portal:
** Fred:
-->'''Napoleon!Fred:''' Sacre bleu! We have been hit!
** Boyd:
--->'''Boyd:''' Gah! [[OhNoNotAgain Not another tracking device!]]
** And then there's Edgar, who comments on the Psycho-Portal's design like it's a painting.
* When at the carpenter's door, trying to recruit him for (Fred) Napoleon's army:
-->'''Carpenter:''' Go away, burglar!\\
'''Raz:''' I'm not a burglar!\\
'''Carpenter''' Yes you are! I can hear your feet on my roof. Why don't you go down through the chimney? I've got a nice, hot fire roaring just for you.\\
'''Raz:''' If I was on the roof, how could I be talking to you down here?\\
'''Carpenter:''' ...Maybe you're a ventriloquist!
** And then once you finish his task:
--->'''Carpenter:''' For a ventriloquist, you're pretty tough!
** Even better; what's the first thing the villager who wants his gun say he's going to do once the war's done? Use his gun to rob the carpenter, since [[BrickJoke breaking in from the roof didn't work]].
*** And then after bragging that he wouldn't die like the other soldier pieces, he dies because he ''forgot he needed to reload his gun.''
* If Raz tries to interact with any of Napoleon's pieces:
-->'''Napoleon:''' Hey, don't touch my pieces! That is cheating!
* The second soldier that Napoleon summons:
-->'''Soldier:''' Mon dieu! I... HATE... BRIDGES!\\
'''Soldier:''' Zat's for [[YouKilledMyFather killing my father]], BRIDGE!
** When you return to Waterloo World after completing it, the game pieces are replaced with cow figures. When Raz talks to them about the previous battle none of them respond to him, which leads to this:
--->'''Raz:''' Shame on you, ungrateful cow.
* After their intense conversation during the first meeting of Raz and Edgar, this happens.
-->'''Raz:''' ''({{beat}})'' Well, I'm gonna go downstairs. You good?\\
'''Edgar:''' I'm good.
* When Raz persuading a bulldog to paint a sign:
-->'''Raz:''' Who wants to go for a walk?
* When you first get the Confusion Grenades, try using one on the poster dog. The resulting cutscene is absolutely ''hilarious''.
-->"No, wait! God... is ''cat''... spelled backwards."
* This exchange with The Eagle, which comes after a long series of dramatically introduced wrestlers.
-->'''Eagle:''' Ca-caw!\\
'''Raz:''' That's it? Ca- ''(gets punched in face)''\\
'''Eagle:''' Ca-caw!
** And when you call Agent Cruller for help, he and Raz get into a debate over whether "Ca-caw!" is one word or two. ("Well, sure, if you're gonna use a hyphen...")
** The subtitles get cut off by the hit vocalization, but they go on just long enough to throw you off when they DO get interrupted. The actual content of them, however, is essentially a script of Raz's line before, during AND after being hit, complete with written "Got hit" vocalization.
** Using Invisibility when fighting the Eagle will get him to go "CA-...''caw''?!".
* When the Dragon luchador comes out, Raz gets distracted by his smell, describing it as the odor of stink bombs laying eggs, which then spoiled.
* After beating the luchadors, you can find them all tending to flowers in an area. Raz will say something to the effect of "good to see you're channeling me kicking you ass into something constructive". In response, a luchador will just make a dismissive grunt.
* Confuse El Odio and he will arrogantly pose like Dingo.
* The second phase of the bullfight, where Dingo has to be confused into thinking he is El Odio, then get struck by banderillas.
-->'''Dingo:''' Look out! Here comes El Odio! (Confused)
-->'''Dingo:''' Ow! El Odio doesn't like that! (Hit a second time)
-->'''Dingo:''' Ow! Right in El Odio's butt! (Third hit)
* If he is just confused but not struck by a banderilla, Dingo will [[LeeroyJenkins blindly charge at El Odio and get a headbutt.]] Sadly, he takes no damage, but at least that can be done forever and he can't damage Edgar, since he loses the clash.
* The post-bullfight scene in Black Velvetopia, in which it becomes painfully obvious to Edgar what and who Dingo and Lampita really are. It also counts as a Moment of Awesome.
-->'''Lampita:''' ''(sobbing over Dingo)'' That's alright... That's okay... we'll... win the game... some other... day! ''[Back to sobbing.]''\\
'''Raz:''' Oh, ''please.'' Edgar, look at them! They're too pathetic to hurt you anymore! Can't you just let it go?\\
'''Edgar:''' How embarrassing. I can't believe I was hung up so long over these ''losers!''\\
'''Lampita:''' ''(Drops Dingo at Edgar's death glare)'' I, I um... I always... loved you more?\\
'''Edgar:''' ''([[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Smirks.]])''\\
'''Lampita:''' ''(Instantly swallowed up by a pitfall in the middle of the arena.)'' '''Aaaaaaaaaa-'''\\
''[Pitfall closes as Raz and Edgar turn around, Edgar looks back, reopening it.]''\\
'''Lampita:''' '''-aaaaaaaaaaaahh!''' ''(thud)''
** Dingo's exaggerated slack-jawed expression and Lampita trying to fix it make it even funnier.
** This conversation just before Part 2 of the boss fight:
-->'''Raz:''' You can't let the junior varsity pep squad ruin your life!\\
'''Dingo:''' ''(suddenly switching to American accent)'' Um, what's up with the "junior"?\\
'''Lampita:''' Yeah, we were full-on varsity! ''(Scoffs)''
* All seems lost, and Sheegor [[ConsultingMisterPuppet insists that her pet tortoise, Mr. Pokeylope, will be able to fix things...]] [[SubvertedTrope And then Mr. Pokeylope, in a deep, smooth voice, comes up with a plan.]]
** Just watch Raz's face throughout this little scene. Just... watch.
* If you "use" the cake meant for Pokeylope on Lili before you put it beside his cage, you will get this beautiful gem.
-->'''Raz:''' Hey, if I shoved this cake in your face right now, you wouldn't be able to do anything as revenge!
-->'''Lili:''' Not right away, no. But a revenge that ''painful'' would take lots of planning, anyway.
* Near the end, when the asylum becomes extra-flammable due to an entirely ridiculous series of events:
-->'''Edgar:''' Oh no, I spilled all my turpentine and acetone!
* "The milkman has completed his route... you guys wanna split a cab?"
** Made even more hilarious when you remember that the Asylum is based on an island... ''and there's no boat''.
** That entire scene is glorious:
--->'''Gloria:''' ...Leave? ''Here?''\\
'''Fred:''' Yeah, this place is for crazy people! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTVcs9N0PsM#t=2m20s And I don't know about you, but I ain't crazy no more.]] ''(TwitchyEye)''
* The final objective in the game is, quoted verbatim: KILL THE TWO-HEADED DAD MONSTER!
* The real Augustus' line after blasting mental Augustus into the meat grinder:
-->"I have a lot more hair than that!"
* In the ending scene we're told Lili's father has been kidnapped. Cut immediately to [[HeelFaceTurn Oleander]] in the parking lot pointing out that [[NotMeThisTime it wasn't him, he has an alibi]].
-->'''Oleander:''' I was here this whole time! You all saw me!
* When you're learning telekinesis, Cruller is remarkably patient if you pick him up.
-->'''Cruller:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Very nice. Now, set me down easy and go pick up something that won't blow up your head if you make it mad.]]
** In fact, all of Cruller's reactions to using your powers on him count.
* Most players won't see it, but if you ask Ford for advice on dealing with the Eagle wrestler, this exchange happens:
-->'''Raz:''' Two words: "Ca-caw."\\
'''Ford:''' Well, I mean, that's really ''one'' word, isn't it?\\
'''Raz:''' How are you spelling it?\\
'''Ford:''' C-A-hyphen-C-A-W.\\
'''Raz:''' Oh, well, if you're gonna use a hyphen, I mean...\\
'''Ford:''' It's a hyphenated word. ''ONE'' hyphenated word. Like, erm... "half-wit."\\
'''Raz:''' Look, are you--?\\
'''Ford:''' Watch his shadow, and when you see him comin' down, turn on your shield for a real back-breaking landing!\\
'''Raz:''' Back, hyphen, breaking. Two words.
* When you ask for advice on the knife throwers in the Meat Circus:
-->'''Raz:''' [[ARareSentence How do I kill that armless guy with the swords in his mouth?]]\\
'''Ford:''' Ah, youth. I remember the first time I asked that very question...
* When you ask for advice on the mutant bunnies:
-->'''Raz:''' Hellish bunnies spewed forth from meat grinders? Ring a bell?\\
'''Ford:''' At this point, I'd just say beat the heck out of them. Something like that shouldn't even exist!
* In the Vault entitled "Milla's Adventures", apparently Sasha ''[[http://psychonauts.wikia.com/wiki/File:Advmilla03.png sported a curly mustache and giant turban]]'' while undercover on a mission with her. And he's about as deadpan as he always is, which makes it even funnier.
* "Sasha's Second Sight" starts as a cute and heartwarming story of Sasha using his second sight (hence the title) to read his father's mind years after Sasha's Mother died... up until until one of the mental images shows her '''naked''' (granted, you don't see anything below her shoulders) and seemingly aroused. Young!Sasha's face just adds to it.
* In the Meat Circus, the projections of Raz's dad and Oleander's discuss what their sons are up to, the former lividly tells Raz "YouAreGrounded!" while the latter claims he's actually "''[[{{Pun}} ground]]''". Despite being an [[PlayedForDrama intense]] moment, it's surreal that [[AbusiveParents those two]] make ''dad jokes''.
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsDc1YVxHA0 SMK Speedrun of Psychonauts]], the developers of Psychonauts watch a speedrunner exploit their game. The entire video is a minefield of comedy due to the (sometimes agonized) reactions of the devs. A few moments that stick out are...
** Tim beginning the video by asking if it's technically illegal to be breaking their game.
** At one point during Basic Braining, the game crashes and as the speedrunner goes to close the crash window, one developer hastily calls out, "Wait, debug, debug!" With the implication that he wants him to [[InsaneTrollLogic fix the game-breaking bugs while the game's being played]].
** The simultaneous laughter and YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reactions when he proceeded to skip the other three quarters of Black Velvetopia by floating up to the portal after telling them "this is why you don't put loading zones until the correct trigger is met".
* During the ending cutscene, sharp eyes will notice thanks to Dogen's design, he's incapable of clapping.
* The sheer ammount of visual gags you get with the Clairvoyance power - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9n9Mi9vcAY a video]] showing them all, including ones you can only see if you cheat Clairvoyance into the early game. As an example, Dogen sees ONLY Raz's helmet, Nils is incapable of actually seeing Raz and sees a "not a girl" sign instead...
* After you earn Pyrokinesis, Cruller makes Raz promise to only use it [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatResponsibility if it's really important]], or [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential if it's really entertaining]]. And if he's using it to impress girls, then he should make sure that [[AerosolFlamethrower they aren't wearing a lot of hairspray]].
* As a part of an objective in Milla's mind, you're tasked with, quote, "beat[ing] stupid Bobby Zilch in the race".
* When Raz encounters de-brained Bobby down at the lake, he actually stops to punch Raz in the arm before continuing on his way.
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[[folder:Official Comics]]
* From a comic titled "True Psychic Tales: The Screeching Bore of Someplace", used to promote the game in a magazine (and which can be viewed online [[https://web.archive.org/web/20200107084105/http://www.log24.com/log/pix13A/130512-Psychonauts-Spider_Tale.jpg here]]) :
-->'''Raz''': Sasha! [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Large-breasted Nazi demon robot spiders!]]\\
'''Sasha:''' This confirms my suspicions: We're trapped in the hideous fantasy of a hardcore mainstream gamer! We'll defeat them with science, using these magic guns I invented.
-->'''Raz:''' Yay!
* Scott Campbell's official comics for the game were lost during a site redesign, but can still be found online elsewhere. As also seen in the Vault Viewer commentary folder below, he's quite funny in his own right.
** "Eating Outdoors."
--->'''Coach Oleander:''' Corn tastes better in the outdoors, you guys think? Yes, especially during a battle when you're in a foxhole with the shells ripping the ground apart around you.\\
'''Sasha Nein''': Corn is corn. The molecular structure does not change when exposed to fresh air.\\
'''Coach Oleander:''' I am about to challenge you to a psychic duel, Nein. How does that sound?
** "PARTIES are so awesome."
--->'''Milla Vodello:''' [standing outside with eyes closed, humming]\\
'''Ranger Cruller:''' Miss Vodello, you having one o' them mind parties?\\
'''Milla Vodello:''' Yes, darling. I'm preparing the classroom for the children.\\
'''Ranger Cruller:''' Kids love pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.\\
'''Milla Vodello:''' Yeah, we won't be playing that game I don't think.\\
'''Ranger Cruller:''' Then the kids will miss out on a valuable lesson.\\
'''Milla Vodello:''' What lesson?\\
'''Ranger Cruller:''' Pinning. Also donkeys.
** "At Peace."
--->'''Admiral Cruller:''' [standing on the dock, staring blankly out at the lake]\\
'''Sasha Nein:''' Admiral? Stealing a moment next to the lake, eh? Before the kids arrive? Yes. Lake Oblongata is quite beautiful. But do not worry. Even with children bombarding its shores, it shall still be our lake.
---> '''Admiral Cruller:''' [still standing in the same position] Zzzzzzz...\\
'''Sasha Nein:''' Ah yes, I see. Sorry for disturbing you. [levitates away]
** One of the comics involves Quentin sipping some hot cocoa, only to get approached by Bobby Zilch saying that hot cocoa's for babies. Then Nils approaches and Bobby asks him if he wants to see a newborn baby drink hot cocoa, to which Nils agrees. All Quentin can do is stare at his cup, knowing he'll get humiliated if he drinks any.
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[[folder:Vault Viewer Commentary]]
* Though technically not part of the game, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IjZu6hjgt8 the commentary that was released alongside the Vault Viewer]] in September 2011 was full of [=CMoF=]. It might not explain a lot about Psychonauts in and of itself, but in a way, it tells us about the [[Creator/TimSchafer mind]] ''behind'' Psychonauts. Which explains almost everything in the game.[[note]]The commentators are Tim Schafer and Scott Campbell, who was responsible for the artwork inside the vaults.[[/note]]
** In the intro of the commentary:
--->'''Tim:''' Well, [Psychonauts] was made from 2000... zero. To 2005.
** For example, "Oleander's Pride":
--->'''Scott''': That's a flag for... country.\\
'''Tim:''' It's a flag for Country! [laughs] Cause we never said where this game is set.

--->'''Tim:''' Is he stepping into a vanishing point?

--->'''Tim:''' Now he's jumping out of an airplane, all guns a-blazing... I think those are guns. Or else he's carrying... sparklers.\\
'''Scott:''' Heh... yeah, he's here for the fireworks show.

--->'''Tim:''' ...[[{{Dissimile}} but he's [Oleander] not a pin-up girl.]] He's king of the army. And the navy.

--->'''Tim:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext His elbow's all drippy!]]

--->'''Scott:''' That child is... he's in need to that box of crosses. Or math.\\
'''Tim:''' A box of math.

--->'''Tim:''' That's the nurse's body, [[BrainBleach not the coach's assless chaps]].

--->'''Scott:''' Go ahead and say it, bro, say what you think is going on there.\\
'''Tim:''' I think- Maybe [[{{Squick}} he has his thumb up his butt.]]
** "Oleander's Shame":
--->'''Tim:''' And there's that framed star... is that the president of Country?

--->'''Tim:''' And why are those boats on the land?\\
'''Scott:''' They've gotta park 'em somewhere.

--->'''Tim:''' [[TemptingFate I'm hoping he takes this well and realizes that he should get into another line of work.]] ([[{{Beat}} Slide changes]], showing Oleander shaking a fist.) [[DullSurprise Oh no.]]

--->'''Scott:''' Yeah, [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative I've never had a problem with being kicked out of the army.]]
** "Sasha's First Loss":
--->'''Tim:''' I think that's his hand, though. That's not a pile of mashed potatoes, that's his hand.
--->'''Scott:''' Oh yeah it is!
--->'''Tim:''' ''Who'' drew this?

--->'''Scott:''' Oh, did you notice the lamp, dude?
--->'''Tim:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's a beautiful tiffany lamp that offers some discontinuity.]]
--->(Later)
--->'''Tim:''' [[{{Gasp}} (GASP)]] [[LateToThePunchline It's a]] [[FridgeBrilliance tiffany lamp!]]

--->'''Tim:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} They should make a German western...]][[note]][[{{Film/TheTreasureOfSilverLake}} Even funnier when you realize they actually exist.]] Although they're not really set ''in'' Germany, which may have been Tim's point.[[/note]]
** "Sasha's Second Sight":
--->'''Tim:''' Why is Sasha wearing a beret in this one?
--->'''Scott:''' It's perspective.
--->'''Tim''': You already used that one.
--->'''Scott:''' It's foreshortening.
** "Milla's Adventures":
--->'''Tim:''' And then Sasha is uh... lifting some microfilm. Or is it a candy bar?
--->'''Scott:''' [[ShrugOfGod Uh...]]

--->'''Tim:''' And now Milla is dropping down ''Film/MissionImpossible'' style into a pit of seals.
--->'''Scott:''' Dude, those are alligators, bro.
--->'''Tim:''' Oh. I was misled by the fact that ''they look like seals''.

--->'''Tim''': And she's not scared by the fact that the pedestal says 'No touch' (later) If the note had said 'Please don't touch' Milla probably would have listened to it, but instead is says 'No Touch."

--->'''Tim:''' Milla looks happier here, happier than she ever looks in the game. Cause their clothes were [[ShipTease blown off]].
--->'''Scott:''' I can paint those out.
--->'''Tim:''' We'll fix it in post.
---> (Later)
--->'''Tim:''' I can't wait to see what happens after this [[{{Squee}} sliiide]]!
--->'''Scott:''' I think the fans would like to know, have they ever made out?
--->'''Tim:''' I'm not gonna say! Spoilers. Someday we'll make a game about it. ''Sasha and Milla Kissing Game''.
** "Milla's Children":
--->'''Tim''' And the teeter totter is on fire... [[EpicFail and even the sandbox is on fire!]] (later) [[ViolationOfCommonSense Why did they build the sandbox out of sawdust?]]

--->'''Tim:''' [[BlackComedy It's like your reward is this image of burning children.]]
--->'''Scott:''' Goths probably love this.
--->'''Tim:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Here's your reward; good playing! You won!]]
** "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Razputin's Getaway]]":
--->'''Scott:''' Razputin's Getaway!
--->'''Tim:''' Now what is Razputin getting away from, here?

--->'''Tim:''' That would be like... a kind of boring psychic skill. The power of memory.
--->'''Scott:''' I'm going to use memory on that!
** Fan favorite, "The World Shall Taste My Eggs":
--->'''Tim:''' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The World Shall Taste My Eggs.]] This was... it kinda confused some people. Which I... don't know why.
--->'''Scott:''' [[BlatantLies It's one of the easier ones, I think.]]

--->'''Scott:''' No wonder people were confused! I'm confused!

--->'''Tim:''' It's actually getting air. That teacup is flying!

--->'''Tim:''' Oh, I see what you're saying. [[NauseaFuel It would contain your vomit if you threw up.]]
--->'''Scott:''' That's the great thing about teacups.

--->'''Tim:''' The coach's evil plan was to throw up on some skeletons. I don't know why Raz was so dead set on stopping him.

--->'''Tim:''' Well I think we've explained this one really well. If there was any confusion before, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext now people will understand that this is about a cashew that barfs on skeletons from a teacup]].
** "Lungfish and Loboto":
--->'''Scott:''' Yeah, that's a classic Frankenstein design.
--->'''Tim:''' I don't think Frankenstein had sheet metal stapled to his head.

--->'''Scott:''' I bet she has her own class!
--->'''Tim:''' Yeah, like knitting or watching TV or... how to breathe air... actually, her skills aren't that in-demand.
** "Lungfishopolis Under Siege!":
--->'''Scott:''' [As Kochamara] Then one by one, come up and give me five!
--->'''Tim:''' Noble, noble Kochamara.

--->'''Tim:''' Is there such a thing as happy tyranny, Scott? That's, like, a discussion question for later. Pause this and discuss it among yourselves.
--->'''Scott:''' Yeah, because they're using this as a text book, right?
** "Boyd: Fired Again!":
--->'''Scott:''' See? He's sitting on the moon.
--->'''Tim:''' ...That's really unlikely.

--->'''Tim:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Here's my name. Remember it in jail!]]

--->'''Scott:''' You get to apologize for him a lot, though.
--->'''Tim:''' [[IncendiaryExponent Only if he sets fire to something.]]
** "Boyd: Hired Again!"
--->'''Tim:''' The coach is giving him some milk... really threateningly.
--->'''Scott:''' I know, dude. ''Really'' threateningly.
--->'''Tim:''' Boyd does ''not'' know what to make of it.

--->'''Tim:''' He's drinking milk and he's drooling, 'cause he's being hypnotized by cookies with some sort of crazy hypnotic pattern on them.
--->'''Scott:''' No, that's just a peanut butter cookie. That's the international sign for peanut butter cookie. ... It matches his eyes. He must have peanut butter eyes.
** "Gloria's Cruel Training":
--->'''Scott:''' This orphanage is all about Flintstones plays.

--->'''Scott:''' Maybe she’s jealous that she’s not getting whipped as much as the other kids.
--->'''Tim:''' Yeah! She doesn’t get ''any'' of the whipping.

--->'''Tim:''' She gets a good part, you can see in this next one, she gets the part of Rapunz- uh, Romeo and Juliet. She gets the Juliet part. Wait, what is this play about?
--->(Later)
--->'''Scott:''' It's one of those Shakespeare ones with the dogs.
** "Gloria's Fallen Star":
--->'''Scott:''' That one guy has a real creepy mustache. Not sure if I needed to mention that, but there it is.

--->'''Tim:''' It's like the logo for our company, but with bad hair!

--->'''Scott:''' And she loses her nose when she's angry.
--->'''Tim:''' Don't we all?
** "Fred vs. Crispin":
--->'''Tim:''' [as Crispin] I am at a baby asylum! There’s no crazy people my own age to talk to!

--->'''Scott:''' What do you think is up with the little rabbit on Crispin's back?
--->'''Tim:''' I was wondering what that little rabbit was for!
** "Fred vs. Napoleon":
--->'''Tim:''' That would be a good movie – [[GenreBusting Napoleon with a time travel machine]].

--->'''Tim:''' I like this last picture that shows how happy he is [[LaughingMad now that he's gone crazy]].

** "Edgar's Lament":
--->'''Tim:''' I think it's obvious that she’s going for the glamour and clean-cutness of Mr. Butt-chin here.

--->'''Tim:''' it's like a combover, but for eyebrows.
** "Edgar's Love":
--->'''Tim:''' He's talking about all his hopes and dreams for life, which is, he wants to be some kind of Sasquatch imitator.

--->'''Tim:''' [as Lana] Oh, I'll put this snail shell on my head.
--->'''Scott:''' Yeah, that’s a much better place for it.
** "The Big Top":
--->'''Tim:''' This is unique, in that Meat Circus had only one vault. Why is that? Were we getting tired by the end?

--->'''Tim:''' And he's in the middle of a meadow full of tiny, tiny, little vacation houses.
--->'''Scott:''' And a bunch of fried eggs.

--->'''Tim:''' He's so mean, he’s like, “I’m going to pick this bunny up by its ears, and take it away from you, take it to my kidney bean store.”
--->'''Scott:''' [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment Not the kidney bean store!]]

--->'''Tim:''' [as Little Oly] Ahh, I want to scream, but I've got this huge stick of butter in my mouth!
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[[folder:Supplementary Material]]
* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190731015147/http://www.doublefine.com/campster/index.htm The Campster pages,]] written in-character for the entire cast of supporting characters and taking place before the game, are a goldmine.
** Crystal and Clem showcase their usual behaviors, but are a bit less performative with being outright happy. ''Especially'' Crystal, after she realizes she misunderstood a comment by Dogen on Chloe's page.
-->'''Dogen:''' Another excellent hat. I used to think I was the only person who had to wear a special hat, but now that I'm here I realize that a lot of people have problems with their brains being bad and hurting.
-->'''Crystal:''' Omg! Mine totally too! My brain hurts all the time too! So bad that sometimes I just want to die! We should form a club!!! :) :) :)!
-->'''Clem:''' Chloe[sic], I think he means hurting other people.
-->'''Crystal:''' [[PrecisionFStrike God fucking dammit!]]
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