This is a page for funny moments from LetsPlay/ProtonJon's videos on his own channel. For funny Runaway Guys moments, see [[Funny/TheRunawayGuys the Runaway Guys page]].


* [[ Jon's playthrough of Kaizo Mario World Special Stage 2]] has his famous reaction to the "KaizoTrap":
-->'''Jon''': ...oh, what?!... WHAT?! WHAAAT?! ...What the fuck? What the fuck? What...the...fuck? What the...''(bursts into tears)'' Are you serious?!\\
''(silence, as Jon calms himself)''\\
'''Jon''': Maybe I imagined that...\\
''(Reloads save-state, which shows Mario dying via KaizoTrap...again.)''\\
'''Jon''': ''(distraught)'' Oh [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I didn't imagine that!
* "Alright, what have we got? We got -- ''a hundred seconds?!'' Oh, mother fuck, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is not gonna be good]]!"
* "[[NightmareFuel I'm not sleeping tonight, guys;]] this is my nightmare sound."
* "[[MemeticMutation Move faster, Pokey!]] Faster! FASTER! For the love of God, Faster!"
** [[ Set to a pokey cosplay]]!
* "Jump! Jump you... fuckin' football player! MEGAMAN! JUMP MEGAMAN!"
* "Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Ca.. don't catch death! Stop catching death!"
* "For the love of Batman. JUMP!"
* "Not gonna mess up. Not gonna fuck this up." *dies, loads state* "You didn't see that."
* "Drillstomp!...360!...Kickflip [=McTwist=]!...Christ Air!...900!...I'm already out of Tony Hawk moves."
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "Go, go, go, go, Mario! I'm-a Mario!"]]
* From his playthrough of Special Stage 4: [[ No matter how many times we've seen it, it still never gets old]].
** While trying to navigate a tricky set of jumps with thwomps and spikes: "Hop. Slight hop. Mega hop!" *Dies* "Sliiight -" *Dies* "Sliight, Mega, Man!" ''(succeeds)'' "Did it." (something crushes him out of nowhere) "'''''OH WHAT THE HELLL!?!?!?!?!?'''"
** And when the mid-level save drops him into a pit.
** '''''"HOLY FUCK!!!"'''''
** "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[[LastSecondWordSwap dgeicles!]]"
** (singing, to the Super Mario World castle music) "This... is the castle... a '''fucking hard one'''..."
** "Yeah!" *nearly dies* "[=FuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuck=]!"

[[folder:Other SuperMarioWorld Romhacks]]
* TwoWords: "[[GrimyWater Death Water!]]"
** [[ "Have I said Death Water enough tonight?"]]
*** "''Death Water: The Movie'', [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment featuring Death Water!]] With Music/LedZeppelin as Death Water's Son! [-How a whole band can be one person, I don't know, but it's ''Death Water!'' So it doesn't matter.-]"
*** "It's... Cherry Kool-Aid! (I knew what you thought I was gonna say.)"
* "I've lost some of my powers of randomness today...I'm wearing a tie".
* [[ Mario has killed Iggy.]]
* [[ The ultimate Mario mindfuck.... Random Koopa Troopa and a key.]]
** Made even funnier by the fact that even Youtube considers it a mindscrew, with the URL having O_O in it.
* (While sliding down a hill in a Mario ROM-Hack with ''[[ SSBB]]'''s version of "[[{{Kirby}} Gourmet]] [[SuperSmashBros Race]]" playing in the background) "[[MundaneMadeAwesome SO FUCKIN' METAL!]]"
** "[[MundaneMadeAwesome FUCKIN' EXTREEEEEME!]]"
* "I'm [[ gonna flip]] this copy of ''Super Mario Advance: Yoshi's Island''" *Beat* "[[HeadsTailsEdge It landed on its corner...]]"
* The [[ glitched-out shell]]: "Oh, damn, son!"
** "Look at it dance!"
* "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Ridiculous? That's ridiculous! Nothing can be as ridiculous as ridiculousness!]]"
* "Is it a secret? Is it pizza? Is it [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs secret pizza]]? It's... a [[KaizoTrap KAIZO TRAP]]!"
* Any of his reactions to invisible blocks:
--> "No! You know my feelings on those!"
--> "AWWWWW, that's not cool, that is not kosher... in fact it is very anti-kosher, like eating a pig...raw."
--> "No, no, stop it, STOP IT."
--> "YOU SON OF A BI-...okay, that was kinda funny..."
* "(Posh accent) There was something I wanted to discuss. [[SeriousBusiness Very important]]. It involves FistOfTheNorthStar. [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike It is quite perhaps]] [[SoCoolItsAwesome the best Japanese animation ever made]]. D'you know why? Because it has a man that yells "[[{{Kiai}} ATATATA]]" a lot. And as an immature teenage boy, I find it hilarious."
* [[{{Angrish}} Das Frakenstein un liebund... schnitzel... walrus.]] [[WordSalad The third.]]
* From the same video: "Iggy! I was wondering where you were. I haven't fought you in ages. [kills Iggy, promptly slides into the lava] '''THAT IS A STUPID MOVE.'''
* Most of 'Koopa Koopa Mob' from [[ Furious Mario]], which brings us such gems as:
-->'''Jon:''' Eenie-meenie-run-away!
--> Would you stop raining--! It does ''not'' rain football players in Mario Land! I don't care what you think!
--> Alright! I think we're good. [[HopeSpot I hope we're good.]] We're ''not'' good! [{{Beat}}] Okay, now we're good.
--> [[TimedMission I'd better stop]] [[LampshadeHanging complaining and start running...]]
* His reaction to the end of [[ 'Obstacle Course' from Furious Mario]]
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Through laughter]'' That's just ''stupid''!
* In Notte Luminosa, he enters a quiz minigame, where he finds that the penalty for getting a question wrong is being placed in a room that has no area to stand on, killing him.

* In his first playthrough of "Don't Eat the Mushroom", he didn't eat the mushroom, and the game ended in the most anticlimactic fashion imaginable...
-->'''Jon''': [[SarcasmMode Well, I guess I have no choice]], I guess I have to eat the mushroom. Oh, wow. Imagine that. Imagine that; you have to do something the game tells us not to do. That's incredible, that's amazing, that's -- mushroom! ''(eats mushroom)'' ...huh? ...huh? That... that did nothing. Aw, it's not gonna be some stupid psychedelic FreakOut, is it? Like, I'm not gonna talk to her and she's gonna eat my head or something?\\
''(He walks forward a little bit... and then [[spoiler:the background abruptly switches to Advertising/TheBurgerKing standing against a field of fire while "What Is Love?" begins to play on infinite loop]], [[EnforcedMethodActing completely surprising Jon]])''\\
'''Jon''': '''''AUGH!''''' ''(gasps)'' Fuck!
** "Does doing drugs actually do this? I -- I'm gonna need to check this, 'cause if I took a hit of acid and suddenly saw Advertising/TheBurgerKing on fire singing "What is Love," I'd be amazed."
* "I got the "I Forget" move. HOORAY!"
* '''"WHA!!!''' Fuck."
* "Yes! More! More Jim Carrey!"
* "''Probably shouldn't have eaten that mushroom.'' Oh you..."
* "I am climbing myself. What the hell?"
* "Aww, Internet Explorer? '''''6?!''''' Oh, no wait, it's 7, never mind."
* "It's nice and atmospheric, especially later o --" *falls into [[SuperDrowningSkills water]]* "...fuck."
** *again* "FUUUUU--! Lalalala, I didn't see that..."
*** *[[RuleOfThree ...and again]]* "FUUUUU[[LastSecondWordSwap dgecicles]]!"

[[folder: Super Smash Brothers]]
* The ending to the first video.
-->'''Ashley:''' How many times did I say [[spoiler:"You're holding a bomb!"?]]
* [[GroinAttack "GYNECOLOGY STAB!!!"]]
** The last few seconds of that same match. It has to be seen to be believed!
-->'''Jon''' as he sees Rodney turn into Wario-Man: Oh I'm dead.
-->'''Rodney''': But you're protected in that security box of yours [a series of bricks drawn in the Pictochat stage].
-->[At which point Rodney grabs a lightning power-up, causing Jon's character and respective hit box to grow out of said box.]
-->'''Jon''': Unless that happens!!!
* "AHHH! I'M STUCK!" (Goes in reverse and falls off the stage)
* "No nines!" (Get's hit by a nine from Game N' Watch) "SONOFABITCH!"
** The following:
--> '''Jon:''' You weren't playing with Chris and everyone else when all they did was team up three Game & Watches on a--
--> ''(Jon gets hit with a 9 from the giant Lu Bu)''
--> '''Jon:''' MARIO!!!
--> '''Lu Bu:''' THERE WE GO! That was a ''[[HumiliationConga giant 9!]]''
* "Oh, God! Jill is the Anti-Dee!"
* "This call is being recorded." What makes it is how Rodney ([[LetsPlay/AzureBlade49 Azura]]) ''can't stop laughing''.

[[folder: Custom DealOrNoDeal, with Kelekin]]
* It bears mention that even the ''introduction'' has its own Crowning Moment...
-->'''Jon:''' We have... Hepatitis A-G. I forgot that was there. Uh...
-->''(Cue CensorBox with the text: "This part of the commentary deleted because Jon was an idiot and forgot he was recording")''
-->'''Kelekin:''' ''Anyways!''
-->'''Jon:''' Moving on! We have a... one year supply of Gonorrhea. God damn it.
** There's also the reason Jon gives for playing the game: He saw a Deal or No Deal arcade machine... at a Chuck E. Cheeses. Where he was going for his birthday. [[LampshadeHanging "Great place for a 23-year-old to go for their birthday, huh?"]]
* "I'm not getting a golden shower, you ''sick fuck.''"
** ''"What will R Kelly do now?"''
* The entirety of the round where Jon loses [[ItMakesSenseInContext the box of used condoms]].
--> '''Game narration:''' That round was ''not'' in your favor.
-->''' Jon:''' How was it not in my favor?
--> '''Kelekin:''' [[RefugeInAudacity He recognizes the benefits of them being used!]]
** The 'Bad Mario Rom Hack' versus the used condoms was worth a chuckle, too:
--> '''Kelekin:''' Seriously, though, if you had to choose between a romhack -- [[FromBadToWorse a]] ''[[FromBadToWorse bad]]'' [[FromBadToWorse romhack]] -- and a package of used condoms? I think that's quite the toss-up.
-->'''Jon:''' I'm not answering that question at all!
-->''' Kelekin:''' Thought I'd try.
* "You are ''useless'', [[CarmenSandiego Carmen]]!"
** "You're useless too... and you're a prick!"
*** And at the last choice:
-->'''2nd Helper:''''' [completely blank]
-->'''Jon:''' ......WOW!
-->'''Kelekin:''' She's speechless!
-->'''Jon:''' I think she had a stroke! That's why she is holding her head. [...]
-->'''Kelekin:''' Somebody should call 911. [...] She's telepatically calling 911.
-->'''Jon:''' I'm summoning 911 right now.
* Jon's reaction to the second offer is priceless, too:
-->'''Game text''': Suggested offer: Sponge Bath from Mom.
-->'''Jon''': [[{{Squick}} Eugh!]]
-->''' Kelekin:''' You know, I think that's a good suggestion.
-->'''Jon:''' Nonono! Change it! ''Change it!'' I hate you!
-->'''Kelekin:''' Hypothetical mom wants to give you a sponge bath.
-->'''Jon''': Hypothetical mom can hypothetically go away.

[[folder:Superman 64]]
* The glitches, over 31 of them listed in [[ Jon's Let's Play of the game]].
*** Stage 6 adds a whopping '''27''' glitches to the count (including one during the ''pre-level cutscene''), bringing the total up to 58.
* [[ Getting shot to heal yourself]].
* "And now apparently I can't walk up the stairs. Superman, walk up the stairs. Stop jumping like a pony and walk up the stairs. Don't jump ''over'' the stairs! Thank you. -- Fly, Superman, into that wall!"
* "Let's show off our lovely hero's face ... AND THEN HIS CHEST!"
* "WOW. [[GameBreakingBug DUUUUDE!]]"
* ''[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Kidnappable Babies: Infinite]]''
** "What if I throw it... [[OhCrap oh man, where'd the baby carriage go?!]]"
** Right before the above, there's this:
-->'''Jon:''' And I am... ''walking in mid-air''. ''[Silence]'' Thank you, game. Thank you. The only problem with [kidnapping babies] is if I press B to fly, I can't.... Okay. That's new. ''[Starts flying]'' Oh, ''whoa!'' That... didn't work last time!
** Then when Jon realises exactly what he's done ...
--> '''Jon''': "Ah, shit, now I have to do this all over again."
-->'''Superman''': "Then there's no time to waste."
-->'''Jon''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fu]][[ThisIsGonnaSuck ck]]."
* ''Random Asshole Comment: 1''
* At the end of the dam stage:
-->'''Jon:''' Now I want everyone to just kinda sit back, relax, and enjoy this well earned victory. Do you know why?
-->''A mine robot flies by and [[KaizoTrap kills Superman]]''
-->'''Jon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Because it didn't really happen.]]
* One of the video comments on the first part of the Stage three video:
-->"Nice biography on Titus, but you forgot the part where the Caen brothers died tragically when they [[GoodbadBugs accidentally glitched]] [[GameBreakingBug through the floor]]."
* "For now, let's enjoy the third ride while we have it... in glorious Squint-o-vision..."
* "I... I smile and nod. It's Gameboy logic."
* "Mala is from the planet Krypton -- same as Superman -- which means she has the exact same powers ''as'' Superman... which, thankfully, in this game means absolutely nothing."
** The better humour is in what is stated silently:
--> '''Subtitles''': "Super Powers in Game: She can punch things."
* "Astute listeners with ''ears'' [[CriticalAnnoyance will have noticed that Superman's health is low.]]
* Jon breaking the game in the dam level and, without missing a beat, taking us an a tour of the 'Negative world'
-->'''Jon:''' There's the water -- [{{Beat}}] and we fell ''through'' the water. This is Superman's innards, incase you were wondering what the Man of Steel looked like inside. There's the water. There's us falling through it. Aaaaaand any second now, I'm gonna break the game. ''[This happens]'' Yup. [[SarcasmMode Isn't this game great, folks?]]
** In a similar vein, he screws himself over in a later mission by taking us on an actual tour. Of water and fog.
-->'''Jon:''' So I guess we'll take what little time we have left and explore the vast... ocean... of Metropolis. Where the hell are all the buildings? [{{Beat}}] Okay. So this is Metropolis, apparently Aquaman hangs out here... [[CaptainObvious there's the water.]] Fog under the water. Believable... I guess. Except for those triangles. You can -- ''[starts laughing]'' see the walls! You can see the boundaries of Metropolis!
* "Aren't you glad I decided to show this to you guys? 'Go ahead, play Superman, it'll be great! You'll love it! Oh, you'll have ''fun'' playing it!'"
* "Damn his hoola-hoop plans!"
* Jon's explanation of how he came across a Superman 64 strategy guide.
-->'''Jon:''' You probably can't find [a copy of the Superman strategy guide] unless you look online or you know some very deranged people... and I do.
-->'''Subtitle:''' Thanks, Dan.
** "I know more about this game than the guide does, which is really depressing... and makes it hard to sleep at night."
* Jon walks into the Braniac boss room, collects health... and hears glass shatter. He immediately starts laughing.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Through laughter]'' What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' was that?
* "Each piece of paper -- which magically disappears after you've read it, because apparently you've put it in your Superpocket or some other... where ''are'' the pockets on S -- I don't even want to ''know'' where Superman has pockets."
* Jon [[LargeHam hamming it up]] during his bio of Lex Luthor.
-->'''Jon:''' In fact, one time, when no one was looking, Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. I know! He took forty cakes! That's as much as four tens! AndThatsTerrible.
-->'''Subtitle:''' Much like this joke.
* Jon getting distracted by the map of the world in Stage 4.
-->'''Jon:''' I swear, that map is straight out of ''VideoGame/GoldenEye1997''! Maybe a different color, but that map looks straight out of it.
-->''[Screen switches to a comparison]''
-->'''Subtitle:''' I was thinking of Control, not Bunker 2. Also, they don't look the same at all.
-->'''Jon:''' [As the game resumes] Then again, it was just a map of the world, so I could be imagining it.
-->''[Screen switches back to the comparison]''
-->'''Subtitle:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You]] [[SelfDeprecation totally were.]]
* "That was not a boss fight. Not by ''any'' stretch of the imagination. ''He walked into my fist.''"
* "Oh no, I pushed him through the wrong part of the floor... [[ARareSentence ...that's a phrase I never thought I'd say.]]"
** ''"Is that forklift humping that robot!?"''
--->'''"Never Thought I'd Say That" Count:''' 2
* "The conveyorbelt still moves and... oh, that robot still move -- what is that robot ''doing''? Stop doing that to Superma-- ''what are you doing''? [[TomatoSurprise God, Superman]] ''[[TomatoSurprise is]]'' [[TomatoSurprise that robot!]] [[DullSurprise Oh no!]]"
* "Now, for some reason, it's not doing it anymore, but -- Superman, why are you humping the sky? Superman, why are you humping the ''floor''? Get up! That's wrong! Get-- there we go..."
** "... He wasn't getting up for a second, I was getting concerned. Uh, w-well he ''was'' getting ''up'' but... ah-hem..."
* "Let's get shot at ''and'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext get hit in the underpants...]] [[{{Whammy}} double whammy]] right there..."
* "Raise the roof, Superman! ...although I just threw it... So now we'll just steal some lights off the ceiling instead... which are ''also'' explosive. Of course. Okay, that one actually kind of makes sense."
* "I have to get out of here [[StealthPun super fast]]... [[LateToThePunchline oh, I see what I did there...]]"
* Jon glitching himself into the ground where Lois is being held at the start of Chapter 6... and having Superman peek up her skirt. [[ It has to be seen]] [[ to be believed]].
-->'''Jon:''' Don't do it! Don't do it!
-->Screen: He did it
-->*[[ArmorPiercingSlap SLAP]]*
* Jon's reaction to one of Superman's freakouts.
-->'''Jon:''' Now if you remember -- ''[Superman glitches]'' ...the dance button.
* "Hi Lois! Get out of the way, I need to save Lois."
* When doing Metallo's bio, Jon describes him as being as somewhat forgettable compared to the other bosses in the game, and then gives examples of what makes the other bosses interesting. Said examples? Mala has "A Winning Personality" and Lex Luthor "Spends Entire Level In A Tube".
* This moment during stage 4:
--> '''Jon''': ''(uses [[HeelFaceTurn Reprogrammation]] to convert an enemy to his side)'' Go get 'em! ''(gets shot by other enemies while his new partner does nothing)'' You are ''useless!'' ''[[NotSoHarmlessVillain (new partner shoots and kills an enemy)]]'' ...maybe not. Go get 'em Charlie! ''(sees that all the enemies are dead)'' Thanks Charlie, that's a slap on the back for you! ''(punches his ally and kills him)''
* Generally, the RunningGag featuring a masterful spoof of the Series/{{Batman}} "spinning ChestInsignia" EyeCatch, used with Superman's own Insignia whenever he (alongside his player, Jon) has to start over doing everything again.
* He reveals at the end of Stage 7 several glitches regarding rescuing hostages, all of which manage to be funnier than the last. He says you don't even need to ''take down'' the Shadows, you can just run around in circles, and shows that you can ''[[MoralDissonance ignore and fly away from them]]'' and still pass the mission.

[[folder: Mario Kart Wii]]
* (Jon gets a Thundercloud while chasing down Chris in the final seconds of the race)
-->'''Chris:''' Aww, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck no]], [[OhCrap no!]]
-->'''Jon:''' C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon! Hey, Chris! ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'' ([[HumiliationConga last-second pass]])
* Near the end of a different race, upon being informed of a blue shell headed his way:
-->'''Jon:''' Wait, seriously? ([[OhCrap alarm]]) ''Shit, no, no, no, no, ''(boom)'' nooo!'' (Jon places 2nd) ''DAMMIT!''

[[folder: Battletoads Race versus SuperJeenius, PCULL44444 and NintendoCapriSun]]
* At one point, Jon says he's gonna make mock-achievements in editing, highlighting some of the more gameplay-oriented and off-kilter moments throughout the race. Right off the bat:
-->'''Jeenius''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Aw, shit]]...\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Language, young man! ]]
''' First to curse in the race.
* The two "Fuck you sound barrier!" achievement moments.
** Moment 1 ([=PCULL44444=]):
--->'''PCULL:''' [[ NOOOOOO!!!]]\\
'''Jeenius:''' I don't know what that was but it must've been good.
** Moment 2 ([=SuperJeenius=]):
--->'''NCS''': Good, good. And we go up this way.
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[ NOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]]\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Fuck you, sound barrier! ]]
''' Make everyone go deaf.\\
'''PCULL:''' Holy crap...\\
'''NCS:''' Hahahaha!
--->'''Jeenius:''' I was right there! I was right --- Fuck!
--->'''PCULL:''' That's the first time I've ever heard SuperJeenius yell that loudly.
*** And then, the followup:
----> '''Jeenius:''' ''(After finding out that he's stuck in last, and then dying again.)'' '''[[ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!]]'''\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature/Animorphs ]]
''': ''I think he's part cat now...''\\
'''Jon:''' Holy crap, who just broke the sound barrier?
* The fact that the achievements are done almost in {{Minecraft}} style (the box and text).
* Jeenius [[SarcasmMode loves]] [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes snakes.]]
* Jeenius' reaction to finally clearing [[ThatOneLevel the Snake Level]] (after missing the warp that everyone else had used to skip two levels ahead).
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[BigYes Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!]] Thank God! Ahhhh! VOLKMIRE[[note]]The next level[[/note]] [[DoubleEntendre SUCK MY BALLS, I'M ON YOU!]]\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[That Came Out Wrong Ladies? ]]
]]''' [[SarcasmMode He's quite the charmer.]]\\
''([[{{Beat}} Long, awkward silence]])''\\
** Speaking of the snakes...
--->'''Pcull:''' I live a [[BlessedWithSuck blessed life of Battletoads failure!]]
--->'''Jeenius:''' I live a blessed life of I'm-Not-On-Snakes-Anymore!
** The snakes return in achievement form several episodes in.
--->'''Jeenius:''' Sprint never should have been implemented in this game. That is the single one thing that kills me.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: I Thought It Was Snakes? ]]
''' You were thinking it too
* In Episode 3, [[{{Angrish}} Scatman]] [[LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} Pcull]] [[ happens]], and everyone's baffled, but amazed. Which leads into a discussion about what happens when you remix a remix.
* Earlier in the same episode, when Pcull is complaining about the ducks turning around, [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun NCS]] asks, "What are they, Christian?" This ''actually gets an achievement'', with Bible verse citations in it, no less!
* Pcull's random swearing is always good for a laugh. "HOLY BALLS MONKEY SACK ASS MONKEY!"
* The predictable (and abundant) jokes about the game itself.
-->'''Pcull:''' Fuck. Shitty tits ass mother...dick. ({{Beat}}) Piss.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Yeah! What Patrick said!
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, that's a good rebuttal. I agree. As a counter-argument: VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}.
** Further in, we get:
--->'''Jeenius:''' I'm not gonna say it's a bad idea, I'm just gonna say it hurts my soul.
--->'''Pcull:''' Oh, that's just -- that's what Battletoads does, man.
--->'''Jon:''' Yeah. All's fair in love and Battletoads.
*** Speaking of love and Battletoads...
---->'''Jeenius:''' Water wheels, it is time to [[GoshDarnitToHeck put yourself inside of me.]]
---->'''Pcull:''' (Beat) [[FlatWhat What.]]
---->'''Jon:''' I don't think that's how Battletoads works.
---->'''Jeenius:''' [[RefugeInAudacity The]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity cartridge]]'' [[RefugeInAudacity works that way...]]
** And the obligatory achievement:
---> '''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Life Imitates Video Game/Battletoads ]]
''': Hurt yourself in real life
* NCS having a temporary HeroicBSOD:
-->'''NCS:''' [After a long silence, walks up to an enemy] Just kill me.
* This exchange:
-->'''Pcull:''' NO! [[DeadlyGas THE. GAS.]]
-->'''NCS:''' The gas? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh I can help you with that, maybe.]]
-->'''Pcull:''' [[{{Gasshole}} Oh, Tim. No Tim.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' I think he has plenty.
-->'''Pcull:''' If your gas kills me [[DeaderThanDead I'll lose my infinite lives.]]
* Pcull makes his move (Around 2:50 in Part 2):
-->'''Pcull:''' Okay, game face. Game face. [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat I got this! NONONO I DON'T GOT THIS! I DON'T GOT THIS.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' Patrick never had this.
-->'''Jon:''' Got cocky, didn't you?
-->'''Pcull:''' No, I didn't get cocky... [[HopeSpot I got hopeful.]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Music/The Protomen Hope Rides Alone ]]
:]]''' You don't got this
* As it turns out, the race was a pretty pivotal event for Patrick. It starts off when he avoids getting sucked into a fan in Intruder Excluder:
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' Oh god, Oh my god, that was the luckiest thing that's ever happened to me in my ''life''!

-->''A few minutes later, he barely avoids getting zapped by electricity.''
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' Oh my god, that was the luckiest thing that's ever happened to me.
-->'''[=NCS:=]''' ...So the two luckiest things that ever happened to you in your life were in the past five minutes?

-->''Later on in the next video, a fish kills him by knocking him into some spikes.''
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' GOD-, you can't be serious! That was the biggest fail of my life!
-->'''[=SuperJeenius:=]''' Man, a lot of "of your life"s are happening in this video. Or this... project.
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' This project is just so momentous on my existence!
* The response Jon gets to "Are you okay?"
-->'''Jeenius:''' NO!
-->'''NCS:''' Shit. Man...
-->'''Jeenius:''' Save me, mommy!
* Pcull's amazement at actually getting to a boss.
-->'''Pcull:''' Oh my god, I'm at a boss. [=WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo=]?
-->'''Jon:''' [[CaptainObvious You]] ''[[CaptainObvious kill]]'' [[CaptainObvious it!]]
* At one point, NCS sings a little tune to himself. Then this happens:
--> '''Jon:''' What song are you singing?
-->''At that exact moment, NCS is just barely killed by a gas trap.''
--> '''NCS:''' Agh! I choked on dispersed... cloud smoke.
--> '''Jon:''' ...I've never heard that song.
--> '''Pcull:''' That's...
--> '''Jeenius:''' That's a good song. It was #1 hits in the 50s. I choked on~ dispersed cloud smoke~!
* The moment this starts up, you just ''know'' what's coming:
-->'''Pcull:''' [[MotorMouth I was doing alright and then the sharks started killing me and then I dodged him and he's chasing me and he's making me sad, but I'm going through this thing quickly now...]] and [[FiveSecondForeshadowing it's gonna make me die on these spikes down here]] -- [[TemptingFate SHIT!]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Called it ]]
''': [[LampshadeHanging Narrated your own death]]
* More CatchPhrase[=/=]CallBack humor:
-->'''Pcull:''' I forgot it was there so I jumped over the pit and it landed on my head as I was over the pit.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun You did not]] [[HeroicBSOD just jump me]] [[YoshisStory over the pit.]]
-->'''NCS:''' Wonderful.
* The group bursting into song on episode 4. Especially Jeenius singing a modified version of [[{{Queen}} "We Are The Champions"]] with Jon soon joining for a duet (and NCS trying to join in at the end).
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Humiliation Conga Conga Line Karaoke ]]
]]''': Everyone sings your song
* Episode 5, Jon:
-->'''Jon:''' End of stage [[PrecisionFStrike muthafuckas]]! [[NotSoFastBucko *Dies*]] [[BigNo NOOOOO!]] NO!
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Hear that sound? ]]
''': That's a soul being killed
** Don't know if it's worth mentioning, but the same thing happened to Tim in [[ another Battletoads race.]]) The reaction is worth watching.
* One of the achievements in episode 5 came from a ClusterFBomb.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Fuck ''fuck'' '''fuck''' '''''fuck''''' ''fuck fuck'' fuck fuck fuck.
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Fuck ]]
''': [[ShapedLikeItself Fuck]]
* Jon's reaction to Pcull gaining the lead:
-->'''Pcull:''' I gave [the ball] too much leeway and [[DarkestHour now I'm screwed.]] (Beat) [[MoodWhiplash Holy shit.]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Call Back There's Your ]]
[[MarioKart Blue Shell!]]]]''': Take the lead
-->'''Pcull:''' [[BigYes Oh my]] ''[[BigYes God]]''. [[BigYes Oh my God.]] ''[[BigYes Oh my God.]]'' [[BigYes Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit...]]
-->'''Jon:''' What?
-->'''Pcull:''' I'm at the boss.
-->'''Jon:''' Oh fuck you.
** Similarly, when he regains the lead in the next level...
--->'''Jon:''' So is it the first cloud that you're having problems with, Patrick?
--->'''Pcull:''' Yeah, the green one.
--->'''Jon:''' Okay, cool, 'cause I just killed it.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Wow ]]
''': This guy sounds like a dick
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[ContinuityNod What an]] [[LampshadeHanging asshole...]]
--->''[seconds later, Jon dies]''
--->'''Jon:''' Oh, what? Oh, thank God, it's a checkpoint.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: I'll take that back... ]]
''': Take back the lead
--->'''Pcull:''' Fuck you!
* The way NCS earns 'What Does This Thing Do?'. He's dead silent as he reaches the bomb in Rat Race, stands next to and stares at the bomb, and then gets blown up.
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Too Dumb To Live What Does this Thing Do? ]]
:]]''' Just stare at the bomb.
-->'''NCS:''' ''[After several seconds]'' [[LateToThePunchline Oh, was I supposed to get it first?]]
** While we're on the subject, NCS's unforeseen declaration of entertainment.
--->'''NCS:''' This rat level's fun -- I'm likin' it!
--->'''Jon:''' '''''Really?''''' I've ''never'' heard anyone say they've enjoyed Rat Race.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Stockholm Syndrome ]]
''': [[IThinkYouBrokeHim Battletoads broke him]]
** There's also this charming [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Rat Race-related]] exchange:
--->'''NCS:''' ''Dude''! Stupid gas things! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Quit farting in my face!]]
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[{{Gasshole}} You like it, Tim.]] Don't deny it.
--->'''NCS:''' (Distractedly) Yeah, I s'pose...
---> ''[[NotSoStoic [Jon starts laughing]]]''
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[IKnewIt I]] ''[[IKnewIt KNEW IT!]]''
* Episode 5 gives us the latest in the long line of Pcull's [[HopeSpot Hope Spots]].
-->'''Pcull:''' Check point, please? Check point my buns? Check point on my buns?
-->'''Jon:''' [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Kill yourself and check!]]
-->'''Pcull:''' This has got to be a check point. There's, like, a cloud that's blowing on me...
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, you got that check point by then.
-->'''Pcull:''' (dies) Okay, I'm dead... so... I hope it's a check point. (Respawns) [[HopeSpot Aaaaand....]] it's not! It's not.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[[DidntSeeThatComing Really]]?''
-->''[[HeroicBSOD [Pcull dissolves into]]'' ''[[LaughingMad laughter]]]''
* [=SuperJeenius=] demonstrating his [[BlatantLies lady charming skills]]. Again.
-->'''Pcull:''' NO! I hit you, you dirty slut!
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's not nice to hit sluts. Sluts are women too.]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Girl Power! ]]
''': He's got your back ladies
-->'''Pcull:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Women are sluts too.]]
--> ''[[ChirpingCrickets [Relative silence]]]''
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's no wonder you're single.]]
* The singing makes a triumphant return and Pcull puts his foot in his mouth.
-->'''Pcull:''' (Singing) I can't talk 'cause I'm concentrating. [[LastSecondWordSwap I keep dying 'cause I am]]... [[SubvertedTrope masturbating...]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Too Much Information Too Much Information! ]]
]]''': Too many Good Vibrations
* Battletoads is indestructible.
-->'''Jeenius:''' There are no words.
-->'''Jon:''' No words can destroy Battletoads. Except Battletoads.
-->'''Pcull:''' ''Fuck''.
-->'''Jon:''' That too.
* There's one segment where NCS is at the end of the Terror Tubes and everybody goes silent as he narrates his thought process. Naturally, it ends poorly.
-->'''NCS:''' Here we go, here we go -- to the right. That's right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right. ''That's'' right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right -- (lands on spikes) ''WHAT?''
-->''[Beat, everybody else starts laughing]''
-->'''Jon:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing I take it it didn't go according to plan.]]
-->'''NCS:''' ''Crap''.
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s identity crisis in the face of non-Battletoads conversation.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Argh, people are chatting in IRC and I want to chat with them, but I can't 'cause I'm Battletoads!
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Addicted to Battletoads ]]
''': "Can't chat, dying too much"
-->'''Jon:''' 'Cause you ''are'' Battletoads.
-->'''Jeenius:''' I ''am'' Battletoads.
-->'''Jon:''' [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie You have become the game.]]
-->'''Pcull:''' The only way you can win, is you become the game.
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''Exactly''. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Patrick understands!]]
** Shortly after that, Jon offers an interesting insight into his values.
--->'''Jeenius:''' You know that friend who's never on skype, and then he's on skype but you can't talk to him because you're... [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative busy playing Battletoads?]]
--->'''Jon:''' I think that's a legitimate reason not to talk to someone. 'I'm sorry, I'm playing Battletoads, you'll have to come back later.'
* A moment of ItMakesSenseInContext courtesy of NCS and Pcull,
-->'''NCS:''' Jeeze, what was that? I was killing you and then you killed me.
-->'''Pcull:''' You're not allowed to kill me when I'm killing you!
* Pcull goes [[{{Angrish}} remixing]] on us again:
-->'''Pcull:''' Oooohhhhhdodododododododiediediediedie!
-->'''Jon:''' That's it. You told that thing.
* Jake asks the question that's been on everybody's mind.
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''Why'' are we doing this? [[MachoMasochism I still don't really know...]]
* Before the check point meltdown, Jon 'reminisces'.
-->'''Jon:''' (As an old man) [[WhenIWasYourAge Back in my day]] [[NintendoHard we didn't have checkpoints!]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' (Beat) [[VideoGame/{{Battletoads}} I believe that.]]
* In Episode 1, [=SuperJeenius=] was having enough trouble in the Turbo Tunnel already. He did not appreciate Pcull making incoherent noises to distract him.
-->'''Jon:''' ''(Bursts into laughter)''
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''(hits a wall and dies)'' Fuck you, Patrick, I'm trying to pay attention here!
-->'''[=PCULL44444=]''': ''(makes more gibberish noises)''
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''(after dying a third time in the same sequence and laughing)'' Fucking Patrick, I'm gonna kill you!
** Even funnier is the achievement that goes with it at about 10:40
--->'''Pcull:''' (incoherent gibberish) gablabahdah [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]] ablabldahb
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Perfect Imitation ]]
''': Someone's getting hatemail
* Everyone finally finds something they can agree on.
-->'''Pcull:''' For serious.
-->'''Jon:''' For realsies.
-->'''Pcull:''' For--
-->'''Jeenius:''' FUUUUUCK!
-->'''Pcull:''' Yes.
-->'''Jon:''' I agree.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[ForrestGump And that's all I have to say about that.]]
* The ultimate gas-related award:
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: The [[Lets Play/Nintendo Capri Sun Timothy Bishop ]]
Award]]''': Die 30 times to the gas
* Jon gets [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor exactly what he asked for.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' No! No! No! No! Fucking ''no!''
-->'''Jon:''' [{{Beat}}] Tell us what you really think.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]]
-->'''Jon:''' ...okay.
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Well... ]]
''': At least he's honest.
* More of Jon's [[BlatantLies valuable]] advice.
-->'''Pcull:''' Alright. I've got a ''stick''! Now I have The Stick of Happiness!
-->'''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Now you might stand a good chance.]]
-->'''Pcull:''' Annnnd I died.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Or not.
-->'''Jon:''' You've gotta stay alive, too. That's the other trick.
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s lesson in give-and-take.
-->'''Jeenius:''' No. You give Battletoads an inch, it takes your asshole.
-->'''Pcull:''' I don't want my asshole taken.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Exactly! Don't give Battletoads an inch!
* Pcull has a ThatCameOutWrong moment and, without missing a beat, takes advantage of it.
-->'''Pcull:''' NO! He went behind me and then rammed me in the butt -- that's what she said.
* 'This game stops sobriety...'
-->'''Jon:''' [[NintendoHard Times like]] [[ClassicVideoGameScrewYous this]], I wish I drank...
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s mind wanders late into the run.
-->'''Jeenius:''' I really wish Battletoads was porn right now.
-->'''Pcull:''' ...[[FlatWhat what.]]
* Insight into the dynamics of LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Is this how the Runaway Guys feel?
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah. Pretty much.
* Interestingly, Pcull manages to come up with a FacePalm related misstep, mirroring another of Jon's collaborations. [[note]]*[[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Face eyes]]*[[/note]]
-->'''Pcull:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I wish I could facepalm Battletoads in the face...]]
* We go around the world in fifteen seconds.
-->'''[[SuperJeenius Jake]]:''' [[GratuitousJapanese Oiiiii,]] [[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} Isakku! Nan da miriya.]]
-->'''Pcull4444:''' [[GratuitousFrench Sacrebleu!]]
-->'''Jon:''' That is not the same language, sir.
-->'''Pcull4444:''' [[RuleOfThree NOOOOOOOOOO!]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[CaptainObvious Neither is that.]]
* Everyone takes a trip to the world of anime.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming You can still do this, Tim. I have faith in you.]] [[MoodWhiplash Much more]] [[SelfDeprecation than I have faith in me.]]
-->'''Jon:''' But aren't you supposed to [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann believe in you who believes in me?]]
-->'''Pcull:''' [Begins singing] [[{{Pokemon}} You teach you and I'll teach me!]]
-->'''Jon:''' [In the background] That's not how it works!
-->'''Jeenius:''' [In tune] I'll kill you! You son of a bitch! S-T-Ds!
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s mind is ''still'' in the gutter.
-->'''Jon:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Battletoads is not supposed to be this seductive, sir.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' Yes it is, sir!
* NCS just abandoning the game to look something up on Google Chrome. His toad dies over and over while he's away.
** Shortly after that...
--->'''Jon:''' I think Tim's fallen asleep. I can hear him -- sounds like he's snoring.
--->'''NCS:''' No, I'm still here. I'm just... watching something.
--->'''Pcull:''' Are you watching a guide?
--->'''Jon:''' He's actually replaced his run with a speedrun.
* [=SuperJeenius=] manages to glitch out the game and get his toad walking on water near the end of one segment in the AbsurdlySpaciousSewer level. ''Repeatedly.'' He barely seems to notice, but the achievements take note. Somehow, Jeenius' obliviousness makes it more amusing.
* "No, this is [[LetsPlay/PCULL44444 Pat]][[SpongebobSquarepants rick]]!"
* Patrick's genuine freak-out at the rubber ducks:

[[folder: Mario's Early Years]]
* The "robot child" narrator.
* In ''Fun with Letters,'' the pair head off to "Sentence Land," which allows for the player to pick random words and have the "robot child" narrator read them out, Mad Libs-style. They have a lot more fun creating completely random and nonsensical sentences than they do actually doing what the game actually wants them to do, like "The jet is wet" and "Ran ran away."
-->'''Robot child:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Lu Ig I i S i N t He Ba G!= ]]
-->'''Kelekin:''' Apparently we're actually now in Idiom World.
* Later on in Sentence World, they are prompted to complete the sentence, "The Princess has a big _____." The options are "Cup," "Lid," and "Box." Then they notice [[VisualInnuendo where the box is placed with regards to the Princess.]] You can hear Jon full-on ''collapse'' with laughter.
-->'''Youtube comment from [=DMAN123223=]:''' Peach held her big CUPS while Mario put his MOP in Peach's wet BAG.
** Actually, almost all of Sentence Land is gold.
-->'''Jon:''' The bug is on the...
-->'''Jon and Kelekin:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike BUG!]]
** There's also Kelekin [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on what they're doing to the poor game.
-->'''Jon:''' Maybe we should leave this room...
-->'''Kelekin:''' Apparently we reached Inappropriate World.
-->'''Jon:''' The princess has a big what? [pauses] ...Do you wanna answer this one? You're welcome to it.
-->'''Kelekin:''' [silence] I think it's the lid.
** [[ The noises]] that Jon dissolves into after a little too long in Sentence World.
* In "Preschool Fun," in Body World, they discover that they can click on the sun. Which... does a suggestive eyebrow wiggle at them.
--> '''Jon:''' Oh god! OH god, it's winking at us! Suggestive sun! No!
--> '''Kelekin:''' He's like, ''[seductively]'' "Hey kids..."
--> '''Jon:''' ''[in a creepy voice]'' Hey kids!
--> '''Kelekin:''' You like the heat?
--> '''Jon:''' Want to watch Mario take off his suspenders?
--> '''Kelekin:''' I don't want to go to Body World anymore!
* Later on, Kelekin admits to playing along with Body World's instructions, like "clap your hands" and "Wiggle your nose."
* The very first part of ''Fun with Letters'', when they start fooling around with the games' intentions.
-->'''Game:''' You found a fish that starts with F. F.
-->''[Jon and Kelekin start laughing]''
-->'''Kelekin:''' F! F!
-->'''Jon:''' Fu! Fu! Q.
* ''Anything'' that has to do with 'Icky Iggy'. Anything.
-->'''Kelekin:''' Icky Iggy!
-->'''Jon:''' Yay! Icky Iggy! ''[Starts laughing]'' What the ''heck''? Look at that afro!
-->'''Kelekin:''' That is-- oh my god, I wish I had that hairstyle. I know what you have to do next Halloween!
-->'''Jon:''' I am ''not'' dressing up as Icky Iggy!
-->'''Kelekin:''' I just wanna say it, like, ten times. [=IckyIggyIckyIggyIckyIggyIcky=]-- I can't.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The dubstep of the past.]]
-->'''Kelekin:''' Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-- igloo!
* Both Jon and Kelekin making up [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal alliterative titles]] for the Alphabet World representatives.
-->'''Kelekin:''' Energy efficient Elephant!
-->'''Jon:''' F. Freakin' fish.
-->'''Game:''' N. N. Noisy Nest.
-->'''Jon:''' I agree. O! Oily Octopus!
-->'''Jon:''' P! Princess--
-->'''Kelekin:''' Promiscuous Peach!
-->'''Jon:''' ...why are those shoes under an umbrella?
-->'''Kelekin:''' It's an Untie umbrella.
-->'''Jon:''' Why would they show kids a volcano?
-->'''Game:''' V. V. Violent Volcano.
-->'''Kelekin:''' As opposed to the friendly ones.
-->'''Kelekin:''' Y! Yodeling Yoshi!
-->'''Jon:''' Pleeeease! It would have been so good if it was Yodeling Yoshi.
* The first encounter with the monkey.
-->'''Game:''' You found it!
-->'''Jon:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome I found a]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome monkey!]]''
-->'''Kelekin:''' [[DullSurprise Wow.]] [{{Beat}}] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Wait]]''...
* Jon's little mistake while identifying [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative animals]] [[IncrediblyLamePun hawking]] [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative insurance.]]
-->'''Kelekin:''' It's the Gilbert Gottfried duck!
-->'''Jon:''' [[EpicFail Geico!]]
-->'''Kelekin:''' ''Geico''? It's Aflack.
* [[ The Supermarket Piranha Plant]] and Jon's complete bewilderment.
-->'''Jon:''' Why'd a-- wha--? Where'd that Piranha Plant come from?
* Kelekin's proposal for a new world.
-->'''Kelekin:''' I suppose Opposite World is better than Double-Negative World.
-->'''Jon:''' Double-Negative World would be great!
-->'''Kelekin:''' ''[Imitating the 'Robot Child']'' Find the one that is not not hard!
* Pretty much any time they get distracted by Luigi.
-->'''Kelekin:''' I've never really stacked up a bunch of crayons to find out if they'd be good to sleep on, but--
-->'''Jon:''' Luigi's got your back.
** There's also this one:
-->'''Jon:''' Luigi's sleeping in the vegetable isle. Wake up, Luigi! We need to ''learn''!
* Another faux pas-- this time concerning the lyrics to Baa Baa Black Sheep/Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Singing]'' Mary had a little lamb--
-->'''Kelekin:''' Twinkle twinkle little star!
-->'''Jon:''' Oh, god, I failed preschool! That's my horrible secret!
* One of the last things we hear from ''Fun with Letters''.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[With Mario standing on the pipe, under Peach]'' U! Upskirt! And on that note..
-->'''Kelekin:''' [[BlatantLies I feel like I learned a lot today.]]
* Jon trying to figure out what was coming out of a Warp Pipe to talk to him.
-->'''Jon:''' Th--that was Bowser's butt. It just stuck... Did you see that? It stuck out of the pipe... ''[Sees it again]'' No, that's a... ''carrot''?
* Kelekin unenthusiastically reading out the cow's speech bubble in an apathetic "moo." at the beginning of the first video.

[[folder: TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles (NES)]]
* He beats the game and doesn't realize it for several seconds - even after commenting on Shredder dying.
--> '''Jon:''' That's fucking right, you fucking melt in that ... Why did you explode? I don't fucking care, you did. ... I-I ... What was the point of that? Whatever, you're [[ClusterFBomb fucking]] dead. Did I just beat the game?
* His attempt to explain what's going on upon reaching the lair is completely nonsensical... which makes it awfully entertaining.
-->'''Jon:''' My house! Master! Shredder has, somehow, conveniently set the VCR with this footage. That is set to go off as soon as we walk in. Also, his hand is somehow sticking out of the TV... that's damn impressive. I think he's actually sitting in the TV itself-- they just forgot to actually, like, check, see if it was him and when they all went away to try to find Splinter, he just got out and left.
* There's also this:
-->'''Jon:''' [[CatchPhrase I love being]] [[ShoutOut a turtle]] [[LastSecondWordSwap who can't swim.]]

[[folder: NinjaGaiden]]
* Ryu must go through a maze to find Irene in the second game, so Jon takes it literally and animates a whole sequence of Ryu going through a literal maze.
** Jon has a ScrewThisImOuttaHere moment during Act 5 of the second game, so Ryu decides someone who will play while Jon is gone: [[spoiler: Arnold Schwarzenegger]].

[[folder: Crash and the Boys]]
* The epicness that is [[MemeticBadass Clint.]]
** "[[ThatCameOutWrong My Clint-hand is sore!]]"

[[folder: KirbySuperStar]]
* The first LP, even though it's noticeably different from later (especially the first parts), had one moment in ''The Great Cave Offensive'' where Jon paused the entire LP to go get a pizza, leaving player 2 sitting by himself for a good five minutes. When he comes back, he then takes another few minutes to eat the pizza before finally continuing the LP.

[[folder: DonkeyKong94]]
* In episode 3, he repeatedly pre-empts people in the comments making references that annoy him, such as when the game features Mario being hit with a poison mushroom and when a level has "100 SECONDS?!"
* In episode 4, Jon shares his experience of [[ThatCameOutWrong Cyberscoring]].

[[folder: GunstarHeroes Extreme run with TheCompletionist]]
* Him and Jirard getting damaged by [[ZeroEffortBoss Melon Bread]]. A boss they previously thought couldn't hurt you.
* The RunningGag that this is mostly Jon's play-through since Jirard keeps dying.
* Jirard's steadily increasing awe as Jon starts to play through the Seven Force bosses, Jon himself expecting to die at any time so Jirard can re-enter as player 2, yet it never happens.
* Jirard keeps trying to provide moral support with phrases like "You got this, you're good" to Jon, but Jon keeps telling him not to say it -- as it resembles his own weaponised TemptingFate tactic he uses in LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys
* Jon's appearance in Jirard's episode of Gunstar Heroes on his channel before this LP was made of funny too, especially when Jon makes a [[CatchPhrase "BEARS!"]] joke. Greg was not amused.
--> '''Jon:''' I AM NOT BRUCE WILLIS!

[[folder: ResidentEvil5 with SuperJeenius]]
* The RunningGag of Chris Redfield apparently being a football star.
** Special mention goes to Jon using "FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!" as a battle cry when rushing to save a dying Sheva in the second video.
*** Mixed with a victory fanfare and the words "Touchdown" appearing onscreen when he's successful.
* Building on this, the tagline Jon made for the LP's playlist:
--> "'''Let's Play Resident Evil 5''': I team up with SuperJeenius to save Africa from Bio-Terrorism through the power of sports."
* The unintentional RunningGag of Jon getting things wrong about the game when he talks about its mechanics or where items are hidden (etc) and having to correct himself in post-production annotations. He starts to lampshade this by episode 6, referring to it as "Conversations with Future Me".
* LetsPlay/SuperJeenius claiming that Sheva's high heels are the most lethal weapons in the game.
* Jon [[MostAnnoyingSound spamming the "Come on!" command]] pretty much any time he has the opportunity to.
--> '''Chris Redfield''': HURRY!!!
* Jake in part 2 [[TooDumbToLive uses a knife on a downed transformer box]].
* After Jon tells Jake that there is an achievement for knocking a crossbow bolt out of the air with your knife, Jake becomes obsessed with trying to get it.
* This little gem, as they are trying to fend off a truck trying to run them over:
--> '''Jon:''' Move back, you idiot! ''*shoots the explosive barrels, truck falls over*''
--> '''[[SuperJeenius Jake]]:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense Nope.]] ''*gets run over by the falling truck, but survives with a decent chunk of his HP still left*'' [[MemeticMutation Problem?]]
* Jon calling Josh Stone, Carlton from ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir''.
* In part 6, Jake referring to the Uroboros enemies as "[[{{Pokemon}} Zigzagoons]]" and Jon's baffled reaction. (As Jake says, "because they zig, and they zag, and they're goons").
** While discussing this, Jon then refers to Pokemon as "Little cute monsters that fight each other [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and want to take over the world]]".
* The dancing enemy in part 6.
* In part 7, immediately after SuperJeenius talks about how much he enjoys [[YourHeadAsplode watching enemies' heads explode]] and Jon suggests he needs therapy, ''he gets an achievement for exploding heads''.
* In part 8, this little dialogue bit between the two of them that sounds like something you'd see on a sitcom.
--> '''Jon''': I think we're gonna meet one of your favourite enemies here.
--> '''Jake''': [[OhCrap Oh, spiders?]]
--> '''Jon''': No.
--> '''Jake''': ''(relieved)'' Oh, okay. ''({{beat}})'' Dogs?
--> '''Jon''': We already met dogs.
--> '''Jake''': Invisibles?
--> '''Jon''': No.
--> '''Jake''': [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers The Chinese?]]
--> '''Jon''': ''What?''
--> '''Jake''': ''(cracking up)'' I dunno, I'm out of ideas...
--> '''Jon''': What version of ''Resident Evil'' have ''you'' been playing?
--> '''Jake''': Biohazard.
--> '''Jon''': ...Touche.
* Starting in part 9, Jake's obsession with electrocuting things with the Stun Rod cattle prod.
* When going through the swamp area, Jake comments that the crocodiles [[TemptingFate aren't that dangerous]]. Less than a minute later, Jon gets killed by one.
* "[[MundaneMadeAwesome Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Redfield eating an egg!]]" *APPLAUSE*
* Also in part 9, this exchange:
--> '''Jake''': You don't like [[ItMakesSenseInContext lingerie grandma football]]?
--> '''Jon''': ...That's not exactly what I'm into!
* In part 10, there's a moment where Jake is holding onto a lever to keep a drawbridge down for Jon. [[ It soon turns sour.]]
--> '''Jake''': I really want to drop this out from under you so bad.
--> '''Jon''': You... can, but [[TemptingFate of course that would be a dumb--]]
--> ''"Checkpoint" appears on the screen, and Jake lets go of the lever, killing Jon.''
--> '''Jon''': WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
--> ''{{Beat}}, Jake starts cracking up.''
--> '''Jon''': ...Aw, you're a ''dick.''
** The best part is that the comments for the video [[IronicEcho bring up Jon's "A$$hole Song"]] from the Runaway Guys' New Super Mario Bros. Wii playthrough. [[ At least]] [[ twice]]. [[ "Don't Eat The Mushroom" is also mentioned]].
* From part 11:
--> '''Jake''': Hey! Gold in the grass! That's nice! ''(Gets damaged)'' Oh! ''Snakes'' in the grass! [[IronicEcho That's not very nice at all!]]
--> '''Jon''': [[DeadpanSnarker I think you just learned what that phrase means]].
* Jon discovers to his glee that Chris Redfield has a neckbreaker attack. "DUUUUDE! That was BADASS!"
* From part 13, when Jake shoots an enemy, only for it to turn out to be an Uroboros (where a tentacle bursts from the decapitated neck):
--> '''Jake''': Oh, [[BuffySpeak this guy has a face]]. Er, well, he doesn't really have a--
--> '''Jon''': How ''dare'' that guy have a face.
** Also, just before that, Jon shoots an enemy ''through'' Jake (as friendly fire is turned off) and then shortly afterwards gets hit hard: "Ow! [[FelonyMisdemeanor HE BURNED MY FOOT!]] THAT ''JERK!''"
** Jake takes over a turret and starts blasting away at a distant figure... only for it to turn out to be ''Jon''.
** During the boss fight with the transformed Irving, Jon's moment of TemptingFate when he says Irving has terrible aim, only to be ''immediately'' hit and almost killed by a tentacle.
* In part 14:
** Jake [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes constantly freaking out over the spiders]].
*** Plus his InsaneTrollLogic about how the normal African spiders are scarier than the big mutant ones.
** Jake [[InsistentTerminology referring to the gems they find in chests as 'triangles']].
** After Jon accidentally knocks a ladder down, they start a RunningGag that Chris Redfield hates ladders.
** Near the end, they spend ages dodging [[InsistentTerminology spiky death balls]] to collect treasures, only to find that they get to collect them after they open the door and the balls are destroyed.
* In part 15:
** This moment of ShapedLikeItself:
--->'''Jake:''' Oh, it's a square. I like squares. They have four equal sides... and they're shaped like a square.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext BOOB LOCATOR GO!]]
** This exchange after Jake inadvertently summons enemies:
---> '''Jon:''' What did you do?!
---> '''Jake:''' I made people.
---> '''Jon:''' You ''made'' people?
---> '''Jake:''' Yeah, I'm a girl. It happens.
---> '''Jon:''' Little too fast.
---> '''Jake:''' Too furious?
---> '''Jon:''' YES! DEFINITELY!
** The conversation with "Future Jon".
** After Jake makes more geometry references, Jon says he feels like he's playing a game with Sheldon from ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''... only for Jake to reveal that his ''mom'' has said the same thing. And even matched the other three LP'ers playing ''Four Swords Adventures'' with Jake to other characters from the show.
* Much like the aforementioned neckbreaker moment, there's Jon's astounded reaction to Chris's haymaker finisher in part 16:
-->'''Jon:''' Oh, ''dude!'' That was a fuckin' [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros falcon punch]] right there!
** While dodging the sun beams, Jake runs into an alcove and sees two spiders on the wall, freaking him out so much that he backs out of the alcove and gets hit by a beam.
--> '''Jake:''' WorthIt.
** Jon's confusion over the game's use of the word 'trilliant'. He looks it up and finds it's a word used to refer to gemstones cut into a triangular shape. He challenges the viewers to try and find ways to insert it into random conversations.
* In part 17, Jake accidentally kills Jon by redirecting a laser wrongly in the laser mirror puzzle. Jon is outraged... [[HypocriticalHumour because he had been planning to do it to Jake to get him back for the bridge incident]].
** Later in the same puzzle, Jon gets trapped in the center area by the lasers. Jake comes up with a complicated plan to get him out (ignoring Jon's much safer one) and ends up killing him again. This earns them a B rank for the level.
--> '''Jon:''' B! Because you burned me to death! B STANDS FOR BURN!
* In episode 18, two words: [[ Dramatic Goat]].
** Part 18 also has Jon [[LeeroyJenkins shooting at a glass wall containing lickers while screaming at the top of his lungs,]] which frees the Lickers and scares the crap out of Jake. Jon's reason? [[{{Troll}} Just to screw with Jake.]]
** Also in episode 18, Jon and Jake fight a boss. Unfortunately for Jake, it happened to be a spider boss, which he did not like.
-->'''Jake:''' (after beating the level) That was kind of fun, except for the whole spider thing.
-->'''Jon:''' You gonna be OK?
-->'''Jake:''' Yeah, yeah. I'm good.
-->'''Jon:''' You need, like, a hug or something?
-->'''Jake:''' Probably.
-->'''Jon:''' We'll do that off-camera... off-mike.
-->'''Jake:''' [[HoYay Off everything]].
-->'''Jon:''' Haha! No, no, no! [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Get out of my house]].
** Jon claiming that the goats in the lab complex are the most sinister enemy in the game, complete with TheStinger at the end of the video.
* In part 19, Jake is nearly killed by an enemy machine-gun and Jon manages to heal him with an item at the last minute -- which gets Jon an achievement called "[[{{Baywatch}} Lifeguard]]", prompting him to decide that Chris Redfield is also DavidHasselhoff.
** They joke about NotUsingTheZWord, then Jake refers to the enemies as "Not-Zees", which Jon hears as "Nazis".
** After Jake gets hit with a flash grenade:
--> '''Jake:''' Well, I'm...white.
--> '''Jon:''' (laughs) Well...''technically''...
** When fighting the Lickers, Jon starts singing "Point-blank sniping, I am running now!" to the tune of the ''{{Transformers}}'' theme.
** Also during that fight, Jon gets caught by a Licker's tongue and Jake is standing right next to him so he...uses an herb.
--> '''Jon:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks for helping!]]
* Part 20 has Jake being killed by a Reaper instantly, and as the game shows Sheva being impaled multiple times, Chris stands by and just... looks on and doesn't do a damn thing. Jon concludes that Sheva's death was entertaining to Chris.
** Also within the same part, Jon and Jake find an emblem in a dumpster and waste many bullets trying to shoot it due to how it's awkwardly placed. The emblem is literally within arm's reach and the duo have so much trouble shooting it. Jake even uses an ''incendiary grenade'' on the emblem, only for it to do nothing to the emblem!
** From the same episode's comments, [[ Smithy4224's commentary]]. Especially the last three bits.
---> [[ 14:40]] - Lady, has anyone told you [[YoureInsane you're crazier than a Neo-Nazi with mescalin in his balls]]? [[note]]Smithy4224 telling [[EvilutionaryBiologist Excella]] [[SocialDarwinist Gionne]] like it is.[[/note]]
---> [[ 15:23]] - Oh, that thing's just MADE of rape. [[note]]He's referring to [[CombatTentacles Ouroboros]].[[/note]]
---> [[ 17:18]] - And [[KillItWithFire the proper response to it]].
* Jon and Jake's EpicFail in episode 21 where they take 5 attempts to kill the Reapers...accompanied by the ''DuckHunt'' music each time.
** In the same episode, Jon and Jake's reactions to finding [[MundaneUtility "instructions"]] for the Uroboros virus were pretty funny.
* The battle with [[spoiler: Wesker and Jill]] features the [[CallBack return of the "FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAALL" battle cry]] as Jon rushes to save Jake. It doesn't work.
** At one point during the fight, Jake randomly stops in the middle of the hallway to ''check a light for treasure''.
** Then, during the [[spoiler: Jill-only]] part of the fight, Jake attempts to shoot the device on her chest. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill With a Magnum.]] Strangely enough, it doesn't work as intended. Jon is displeased.
** Also, the ''first time''[[spoiler: Jake kills her]].
--> '''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Make the shot count]].
--> '''Jake:''' One more. One shot...
--> ([[spoiler: Jill falls over dead.]])
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: You...killed her]].
--> '''Jake:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] Damn it!
--> ({{Beat}})
--> '''Jake:''' [[IronicEcho I made the shot count]].
* "If it can be punched, do it" -Chris Redfield, 2013
* Jake's outrage in episode 25 when an enemy still lives after Jake shot him in the face with a rocket launcher. ''Twice.''
* In episode 26, it's Jon and Jake's reaction to Uroboros Aheri.
-->'''Jon:''' Jake?
-->'''Jake:''' Yo?
-->'''Jon:''' Run.
** And shortly afterward.
--->'''Jake:''' Jon?
--->'''Jon:''' What?
--->'''Jake:''' Run.
* Part 28 has Jon being instantly killed by Wesker with a punch ''through'' the chest. Sheva can be seen in the scene standing next to Wesker and just ''watches him kill Chris'', almost as if she is getting revenge for a few parts back when Chris watched Sheva being impaled by a Reaper.
** When Wesker is hanging off Sheva's leg and she starts to fall, Chris has a flashback of Jill, yells his BigNo, and dives to save her. Jon chooses to ruin the moment by saying, "No! I'm catching the ball this time!" This sends Jake into a silent laughing fit, telling Jon that it was supposed to be touching. Jon's defense? "I'm sorry, you can't be touching while I'm here."
* Episode 29 has Jon and Jake's second attempt to beat Wesker after Jake died in the previous episode. Due to low ammunition, they're reduced to attacking the man covered in slithering snake-creatures with a knife and a stun baton, and it '''worked'''. They would have won if one of Wesker's attacks didn't kill them.
** First Jon, and then Jake, keep accidentally hitting the 'Come on!' taunt when they're trying to jump. "This is not the time for coming on!"
** "Josh and Jill went up the hill to fetch a helicopter!"
** Jake thinks he sees a treasure glinting in the rescue helicopter and Jon has to stop him from wanting to shoot up the helicopter to get it.
** Jake on how he doesn't find the Uroboros as scary as spiders...
---> '''Jake:''' It's just tentacles, I'm used to this.
---> '''Jon:''' WHAT?! TooMuchInformation!
** "We just killed Wesker's stunt double! Plot twist!"
** Jon and Jake having a giant snark-a-thon on how ludicrous the finale is, particularly when the helicopter shows up ''in the volcano''.
** Their ratings for the game. Jake rates it [[ShapedLikeItself resident evil/10]] and Jon rates it [[RunningGag football/10]].
* On episode 30, Jake attempts to play the piano to get a door open. Jon, however, decides it's necessary to have Chris call for Jill, causing Jake to mess up from laughing too much.
--> '''Jake:''' Dammit, Jon! Stop pointing at the door!
--> '''Jon:''' Ahahahahaha! Already worth it.
** At the beginning of that episode, Jon explains to Jake when and where the chapter takes place in the ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' chronology. When Jake accidentally lets slip a spoiler for the chapter, Future!Jon censors it out with an airhorn noise.
** Any time Jon hits the taunt button and gets the most appropriate possible taunt in response to something, such as when Jake pretends to abandon Jon locked in a cell:
---> '''Jake''': I'm going to leave you here now.
---> '''Chris Redfield''': Thanks!
* In episode 31, Jake randomly torturing a dead CIA agent (creeping Jon out) and the FunnyBackgroundEvent in "What We Missed" where A.I. controlled Chris empties his gun into Wesker's prone form. And then another where Jill carries on playing the piano while A.I. Chris gets attacked by an enemy.
** Jake also gets to save Jon in turn, complete with "[[BorrowedCatchphrase FOOOTBAAAALL!]]"
*** Just after that, Jake breaks open a box and grabs the flash grenade JUST when the enemy slams his anchor on him, leaving him completely unharmed due to invincibility frames.
---> '''Jon''': Oh, now I'm nowhere near you.
---> '''Jake''': That's ok, I had invincibility frames! *cracks up*
---> '''Jon''': ...Oh, you lucky bastard...I'd be angry if you weren't a beautiful human being and saved my life like that.
---> '''Jake''': Yeeaaaah!
** Their joint reaction when Jake manages to knife a score star high up on the wall, which is so loud that the volume seemed to have been lowered in editing.
** And the glorious return of [[spoiler: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Chris Redfield eating an egg. *APPLAUSE*]]]]
* In episode 32, Jon and Jake spend the whole start of the episode arguing about who gets to play as which character, as [[CrossPlayer Jake wants to keep playing as the girl]], and then it ends in a ShaggyDogStory as it turns out the DLC makes Jill player 2 after all.
** Jon's gleeful reaction to Josh's melee attacks.
** Due to the lack of much weaponry in the segment, Jake turns into a KnifeNut and becomes obsessed with stabbing enemies to death.
** The RunningGag of enemies just randomly exploding.
** The CasualDangerDialogue where Jon and Jake swap ammo ''while'' both stabbing a not-zombie.
* In episode 33, "[[IncendiaryExponent I may have accidentally set you on fire...]]"
** Jon and Jake fight a not-zombie and send it flying into a building with a simultaneous Backhand and Roundhouse moves. This comes complete with sports sound effects and a SACKED!!! message that appears on the screen.
---> '''Jake''': That was pretty hot. I'm slightly more attracted to you now, Josh.[[note]] The character Jon is playing, not Josh far as we know.[[/note]]
* In episode 34, Jon shooting an enemy so hard that it somehow blasts the enemy through a doorway and slams the door on him.
** Jake saves his rocket launcher for the whole fight until a boss near the end...[[EpicFail and misses]].
---> '''Jake:''' [[BlatantLies I just like difficulty]].
** In a CallBack to Jake's own LP of ''ResidentEvil4'', when Doug the helicopter pilot is killed:
---> '''Jake:''' Doug! No! He never got to tell us where the good bar is!
---> '''Jon:''' ...All helicopter pilots know where all the good bars are?
---> '''Jake:''' And none of them survive!

[[folder: Livestreams]]
* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DIS! APP! OINT! ED!]]
* [[ Batman]] [[ and the Chocolate Factory]].
** Shortly after the former, [[{{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}} Patrick]] wonders what it would be like if [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] were the host of various children's shows, including Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood
-->'''Patrick''': ''(as Bane)'' So let's tie our shoes and get ready to destroy [Mrs. Robinson]! Do you remember how to tie your shoes, kids? First the bunny goes round the tree and then you strangle the life from it!
* Jon plays the WiiU version of Tekken Tag Tournament 2, which adds Nintendo-themed costumes for the characters. The results are...interesting.
** Jon plays as Kuma the bear in a Mario costume...
--> '''Jon:''' GO KUMA! I mean...Go Mario! ...Go Kumario? ''[[DragonBallZ Goku Mario!]]'' [[XMeetsY Actually that sounds pretty good]].
** [[ Disco Toad]].
** The RunningGag that whenever Jon says he sucks at using a particular Tekken character, he ends up winning in a ridiculously fast CurbStompBattle, in a sort of reverse version of the Let's Play curse.
** [[ Panda Peach]], that is all.
** Jon's quest to get an all Captain Falcon fight ends up with him fighting himself while simultaneously commentating. And it is glorious!
* Jon decided to stream ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive Extreme Beach Volley Ball'' as a favor to {{Lucahjin}} and absolute chaos ensues. Jon gains at least twelve subscribers and spends nearly an hour [[ trying to drive Tina off a water slide]] in the most amazing way he possibly can.
** Accompanied, of course, by bursts of R.Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly".
** Around 40 minutes in, Lucah starts to ''die'' laughing, and Jon soon joins her.
** As if that wasn't enough, one of Jon's subscribers dug up ''[[ this]]''.
** Prior to the waterslide incident, there's Jon's reaction to the fact that Lucah is such an expert on the game, and his [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe incredulous responses]] when so many people start subscribing during the stream of that game.
* Jon plays a [[TheRunawayGuys Runaway Guys]] [[ Dating Sim]]
-->'''Jon''': The problem with bringing up streaming something stupid to the livestream chat is that they want to actually see said dumb thing.
* [[ Pepsiman: The World's greatest non-superhero]].
* It's become something of a RunningGag that Jon gets the largest amount of subscribers when things are going really stupid, which makes Jon even more exasperated at the already ludicrous situation... [[{{Troll}} which is probably the intention of said subscribers.]]
* Playing VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 on a Retron, he accidentally kicked the cartridge, which caused it to fail to connect to the console properly. [[ This is the result.]]
** The ''very beginning''
-->'''Proton Jon:''' Okay, we're gonna play SUPER BGGAGABGABAYU. ...Ooon the NES.
*** Made better by the fact that his co-commenters ''had no idea of what was happening'', they could only hear Proton speaking.
** All the glitched text forming nonsense words that sound vaguely German or Japanese...
*** The end-of-level message that reads "YOU GOT A EARD!" instead of "YOU GOT A CARD!", which Jon reads as "YOU GOT A BEARD!"
*** Toad's strangely poetic comment "Pntttptnpn to a faraway land" in a mushroom house.
*** Jon reading the on-screen text "WRCCIXR G1 WRP ZINR!"
** As commenters point out, Jon gets screwed over by invisible coin blocks...[[CallBack again]].
** Jon notes that a glitched 1-up appears in the game as the letter P and comments "[[ThatCameOutWrong Man, I got a P!]]"
** Jon plays up to World 8 because he wants to see what glitched Bowser looks like...[[SpringtimeForHitler only for the game]] to ''start healing itself'' enroute.
** It starts glitching again a bit later, and Jon has to get up to Bowser while being unable to see the lava for the glitches...[[spoiler:and Bowser turns out to be perfectly normal]].
** in addition to the glitchiness, Somehow in the midst of the chaos, Jon's soundboard when someone subscribes changes from "YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG" to [[MortalKombat MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!]]
** Jon reads out the heavily glitched credits as best he can, then the game resets...and the title screen has reverted to normal, to his surprise.
** Jon reading from the comments "Jon beat World 4, but it's still anyone's gurflgrgl!"
** On the same note as that "You will give us an ERGGUURGH?!"
** One of the subscribers during the livestream tells Jon "I thought you weren't doing any more ROM hacks", causing Jon to laugh and respond with "Touche".
* During a game of WheelOfFortune with {{Lucahjin}}, DanTheEnigma, and PsychoticGex (the latter of whom were teamed up for sake of having room for all 4 players), Lucah ended up temporarily [[RageQuit leaving the skype call]] for all of 2 minutes. Meanwhile, Jon, Dan, and Gex are just laughing their asses off.
** To give some context as to why that happened: the group is playing the game in hotseat multiplayer, relaying their decisions for Jon to carry out via Skype. On the second puzzle of the session, after a few turns as normal, both "Gex the Enigma" (the team of two) and Lucah both figure out the puzzle while Jon (who was already in the lead) doesn't have a clue. Jon spins for Gex, and gets a Bankrupt. He then spins for Lucah, and lands on a Miss a Turn. The other two already call shenanigans, only for Jon to pick another letter, realize the answer, but spin one more time for score... [[spoiler: he lands on the jackpot space and immediately secures it. The other three promptly rage, Lucah getting so vitriolic she actually drops the call.]]
** Later, the chat actually made a ''[[CrackPairing Lucah/Mexican Pizza]]'' fanfic!
* In some other ''Wheel of Fortune'' matches, Jon wins the final prize of "FUN" while guest John ([[InsistentTerminology with a H]]) wins "the Eiffel Tower" (according to Jon slightly misinterpreting the prize cutscenes).
** And then [[SuperJeenius Jake]] wins "the Pyramids, and a boat, and some water for the boat to go in".
* At one point Jon ended up streaming Superman 64 due to the game he was supposed to play not working and with the night's stream being titled "Hopefully Not Breaking My Games For Once" edition you'd expect the game to break. [[spoiler:Jon's computer crashed instead]]
* At [[ 1 hour 24 minutes]] into this stream, Skitch accidentally says "that episode of ''Film/FaceOff''" instead of 'that movie'. This segues into Jon and the others discussing a hypothetical spinoff series of ''Film/FaceOff'' where NicolasCage takes on a different face and persona every week and has to help people, similar to ''Series/QuantumLeap''.
** Around 3:30, Jon calls out [=LiamSixx=] for previously saying he lived 3 hours away from Jon in Alberta, and now saying he only lives 1 hour away. Liam defensively says he got it wrong...
--> '''Liam:''' Look, which direction is Medicine Hat from you?
--> '''Jon:''' [[CrazyAwesome ...EVERY direction!]]
** And then Lucah, who's stayed quiet, dismisses all this as "Canadian talk".
* [[ Die Hard stream]]:
** [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Jon's reaction]] to the game's terrible John [=McClane=] voice.
** Breakdancing John [=McClane=].
** Around 3:25, Jon ignores his gun and tries just rolling around between the enemies as they fire at him. Cue FiveSecondForeshadowing:
-->'''Jon:''' Maybe if I keep doing this they'll just shoot each other - THEY SHOT EACH OTHER! THEY SHOT EACH OTHER!
** He then realises that [[GoodBadBugs you can't take damage while you're rolling]]. [[GameBreaker And you can fire as you're rolling]].
** Jon's reaction to the game's idiosyncratic quit-game option screen (around 17:30).
* The [[VideoGame/MegamanLegends Servbot]] [[ComedicSociopathy punting]] during the Kasumi89 stream. Possibly trumping that is when [[spoiler: one of the bots gets ''stuck in a wall'']].
* Jon decides to play Sonic 3 and Knuckles. First it takes him several attempts and cartridge-blowing before the lock-on technology works, and then he discovers that the person he bought the cartridges off was some kind of Sonic prodigy, because he has six or seven saved files with all the Chaos Emeralds and maxed out lives and continues. Jon immediately gets an inferiority complex and keeps pre-emptively apologising for not living up to the previous owner by explaining he was a Nintendo kid growing up.
* The Fortune Cookie gives Jon the original 8-bit ''SuperMarioBros'' as one of his choices and the chat favours that one. He's worried because he hasn't played it "since before the N64 came out", but after a few touch-and-go moments, manages to beat it. Happily he celebrates with a soundboard clip...
-->'''Soundboard:''' DIS! APP! OINT! ED!
-->'''Jon:''' ...That was not the sound clip I wanted!
* Jon moves house and for his first stream in his new house, he starts out with ''The New Tetris''. He sets up a game with the hardest-level AI 'to see how long I can last' and comments on how he only expects the game to last two or three minutes, especially given how he's got to converse with the chat at the same time and isn't paying much attention to the game. Then, in the middle of him saying this, the game abruptly ends-
-->'''Jon:''' ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I WON?!]]'' [[BigWhat WHAT?!!]]
* After LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} and [=LiamSixx=] had both done speedruns on their own channels that night, Jon decides to do his own speedrun... [[spoiler: Color A Dinosaur]]. ''And people start subscribing as he does it''.
* In ''Payday 2'', all four members of the team deciding to use the Santa Claus mask for the first mission.
* Jon uses a straw poll system so his viewers/subscribers can choose which of the fortune cookie's selections (and his own) he should play. However, occasionally he also uses it to ask them secondary questions like what character he should play as. This escalates out of hand when they're even using it to [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder determine the answers to trivial rhetorical questions Jon asks]] such as "Will [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] mention ''Xenoblade'' or ''Pokemon'' first the next time Jon sees him", and on one occasion the chat even managed to ''crash the straw poll setup'' with too many polls.
* Jon plays ''Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular'' and becomes obsessed with trying to beat the seemingly impossible pole vault. He finally manages it...due to looking away from the screen at the crucial moment.
* During ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist'':
--> (After Jon says 'Liam has the best stories')
--> '''[=LiamSixx=]''': [Chat says] "Liam, tell me a bedtime story". "Everybody died. The end."
--> '''Jon:''' That story sucks!
--> '''Liam:''' "...And they lived happily ever after".
--> '''Jon:''' That's a much better story.
** Later, while Jon is fighting Pizza Monsters that look like xenomorphs:
---> '''Liam:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Why does every alien in the history of aliens always look like ]] ''[[ShapedLikeItself Alien]]''?
* During [[ the first stream of 2014]] (a Fortune Cookie stream), somebody subscribes with the name "[=YouWillGiveMeAnEggDotCom=]". Jon thinks the name is funny enough on its own, but then somebody gets the idea to try the URL, and finds that it redirects to Jon's Twitch page.
** The ''Anime/SailorMoon'' fighting game. Highlights include the story Jon makes up to complement the first cutscene (acting as though he's translating the Japanese text), his bafflement at the brutality of the grabs (headbutts, slaps, ''[[WrestlerInAllOfUs powerbombs]]''), Chibi Moon "eating" the opponents face, [=DanTheEnigma=] continuously questioning why Tuxedo Mask is on the continue screen in the chat, and somebody pointing out the ContrivedCoincidence of struggling against Sailor Mercury, when [[CallBack earlier in the stream]] he was struggling against the similarly named Mercurius in a Gundam fighting game.
** Speaking of struggling against Mercurius, he expresses frustration with one move in particular, which he dubs the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Erection Shield"]].
** The Barbie game. From their reactions to the acting, to Lucahjin saying "clean My Balls" (their name for the pony) and the chat going wild with it, to Jirard showing up in the chat and treating the pony washing as a competitive sport.
** Jon plays ''Bomberman 64: The Second Attack''. First he accidentally refers to it as ''Bomberman Act Zero: The Second Attack'' out of habit, and then the first bit of dialogue in the game refers to "picking up an unusual egg", [[ContrivedCoincidence fitting hilariously well with the established running gag]].
* During one of his streams in October, someone (or multiple people) kept subscribing to his channel. This wouldn't be anything strange, except that 20 or so of them were all variations on Chugga's username, puns/jokes involving his username, and one that was simply "Chugga Wants An Egg". Jon and the chat was wondering if Chugga was doing this on purpose to see how many eggs Jon would give him before he asked him to stop. Jon didn't stop because (a) Either way he was getting 5 bucks a subscription and if whoever was doing it wanted to keep giving Jon money then so be it, and (b) he thought it was hilarious.
* Jon ended streaming ''VideoGame/{{Drakkhen}}'', for one specific reason:
--> '''Jon''': [[FrickinLaserBeams LAS]][[RuleOfCool ER]] [[PantheraAwesome PAN]][[ItMakesSenseInContext THER!]]
* During Jon's stream of [[VideoGame/ShikigamiNoShiro Castle Shikigami 2]], Jon and the chat makes a sudden realization that the character he's playing as is voiced by [[HeyItsThatVoice Chris]] [[RogerCraigSmith Red]][[VideoGame/ResidentEvil field]].
--> '''Jon''': [[BigYES YES!]]
* Jon's determination to play City Escape while streaming VideoGame/SonicGenerations. (He then played the original City Escape after finding out that the Generations remake was not as good as the original and got a D rank.)
* [[ All]] of McPixel (starts around 1:52:50)
--> '''Jon''': That was not the solution.
* {{LetsPlay/Lucahjin}} was over at Jon's house to hang out on the [[ Jan. 25th stream]], at one point ''VideoGame/KatamariDamacy'' came up and things got very surreal;
** Skitch brought up the "Ban Doge" petition on the government website, and went on a nearly fifteen minute insane, rambling improvised story about a teacher whose life was ruined because of Doge, by the end of it Jon and Gex are both awestruck.
*** Halfway through, Gex interrupts to mention that a new subscriber has signed up with the username "John Doge Johnson", then name of the teacher in Skitch's story.
** Lucah (who may or may not have been groggy from lack of sleep) went into a berserker rage at Jon's poor play, concluding with her playing the next round and screwing up ''even worse''.
** And then Gex, [[ButtMonkey Poor Gex]]. He meant to say "knack", but his words slipped and he accidentally blurted out the N-word. Lucah's fake offense was a bit too real and Gex sulked off. What followed was several minutes of Lucah pleading him to come back, even saying "It's okay! I'm racist too!". Trainwreck would be a bit of an understatement for how it goes from there.
* Jon and G's adventures in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'':
** G attempting to stun Wesker with the stun rod. [[spoiler:And ''succeeding''.]]
** After the stun rod, They detonate a rocket with ROTTEN EGGS. and then with a KNIFE.
* VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Winning the straw-poll vote.
* "Bird, Bird, Water!!"
** Meanwhile, the chat just blows up with puns:
-->'''Zach110 & Pikmin3411''': Laser Raven!
-->'''Ninjapupftw''': DEATH WATER.
* The RunningGag that "Jon's audience hates Contra" - whenever a Contra game appears as a straw poll option it gets under 5% of the vote, much to Jon's bafflement.
* During Jon's inaugural "Choose Your Own Adventure" stream, he lets the audience vote on what to do for the first hour. The "Mystery Option" wins by a landslide... [[spoiler:and Jon immediately ends the stream. [[note]]Well, not really, but that was what the Mystery Option was supposed to be. Since it was the first option chosen, Jon decided to continue the stream and play ''Star Fox 2'' instead.[[/note]]]]
* The "Non-Titanfall" stream reveals just how [[LargeHam large a ham]] [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] is: according to Jon, every time he screams on {{LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys}}, they mute his mic, but it's so loud ''everybody elses mics'' picks up the sound instead.
** Near the start, Jon plays ''Ghostbusters'' and a commenter points out that he's [=ProtonJon=] using a Proton Stream on a [=ProtonJon=] Stream.
--->'''Jon:''' We have officially become too meta.
** Jon gets annoyed that people are asking about Superman 64 when there's an update about it "right under the stream", prompting this:
-->'''LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} (singing, as Sebastian from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''):''' Under da stream, under da stream! There is an update, about Su-per-man, under da stream!
** Jon plays ''WarOfTheMonsters'' after a confused mess of straw polls, during which Pcull [[GodwinsLaw accuses Jon of being Hitler]] for restricting straw poll use, and Jon's fans promptly make photoshops about it. Then, during the game, after Jon (playing as Magmo) uses the phrase "[[EverybodyLovesRaymond Everybody Loves Magmo]]", he and Pcull conceive a sitcom about giant monsters. "It ain't easy being thirty feet tall! ([[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud LAUGH TRACK]])"
* The 3/23/2014 Choose Your Own Adventure Stream actually has a story in which every spoiler tag was chosen by the viewers. [[spoiler: {{Chuggaaconroy}}]] was murdered at [[spoiler: the Tokyo Game Show]] by [[spoiler: {{Lucahjin}}]] using [[spoiler: Chugga's voice]] and will be defended in court by [[spoiler: {{Phoenix Wright}}]].
** During {{VideoGame/XCOM Enemy Unknown}}, Jon chose 4 members of the chat to be part of the initial team with moderator [[Characters/ProtonJon DanTheEnigma]] being one of them. [[TemptingFate Dan made a Straw Poll to determine who the first casualty of the team would be.]] 60% of the voters voted for Dan to be the first one to die.
*** Ironically enough, [[TakeThat Dan's character was one of the only two to emerge from the mission uninjured]], even scoring the mission-ending kill. Much to Dan's dismay, the game assigned his character as a [[CombatMedic support]] instead of a [[MightyGlacier Heavy]] who specializes in heavy weaponry and [[BombermanActZero explos]][[RunningGag ives.]]
* Jon ended up playing Bad Rats.
* At the start of his "[[ Pre-PAX Panic]]" stream, Jon keeps coming up with excuses to put off starting the game (GoatSimulator) because he wants to keep listening to an awesome remix of the [[SonicAndKnuckles Flying Battery Zone music]] that someone linked him to.
** At 1:50, Jon uses his 3DSes to take pictures of his stream, creating a DivideByZero infinity effect.
** At 2:40, Jon (playing ''Jak X: Combat Racing'' somehow manages to [[EpicFail fail the tutorial]].
* In "Random Game Night: Artik Skarab Edition", Lucah reads the username of a subscriber ("Ravagetalon") as "Rava getalon" instead of "Ravage talon".
** The Jaws game he played. Only it wasn't the infamous NES game, it was a ps2 game where you play as Jaws...and can bodyslam boats. And Jaws himself got powerbombed by a killer whale when Jon tried to kill it.
** The "mystery game" Alien 3 for the Game Boy features a stick weapon with a [[FreudWasRight rather unfortunate shape]]. Jon promptly dubs it the "Dickstick". {{Hilarity ensues}}.
** Masae and Lucah are, in general, ''ridiculously silly'' while Jon tries to play Golden Eye. Jon, however, is focusing intently on the game, ignoring the two girls. When they point out what he's doing, Jon replies "How do you think I deal with Emile?"
** Jon eventually tries bringing in LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} to try and end the madness, only to make it worse. He tries doing a FissionMailed fake-out of the stream ending to make them all leave, but Lucah ''figures out what he's doing right as he presses the stream-end button'', ruining it.
* From "Misfortune Cookie Test Stream":
** Jon starts out playing the ''Robocop'' game by the same people who made ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'', and it turns out to be almost as bad.
** Then he moves on to the main point of the night, doing a Fortune Cookie but then choosing the winners with different methods such as the ''last'' place game winning, or the third place, etc. [[HilarityEnsues However]], for his first one the Cookie decides to troll him by ''continuously'' giving him [=RPG=]s as options (which Jon won't use because they take too long to get going).
** Jon plays "Overlord" and guest Tenmar creeps him out by talking about Jon while imitating the sycophantic sidekick's voice in that game.
** Jon "plays" ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' (actually spending most of the time fooling around with the minigames) and [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]] with laughter whenever he sees Duke's wooden animations in the mirror, especially when he twirls a swivel chair. When he goes to the gallery of images from the first game he remembers that the villain was called "Dr. Proton" (and Duke just refers to him as "Proton" in dialogue), leading to some fun moments. Then at the end of the session we get this:
--> '''Jon:''' I guess we're done with Duke Nukem Forever.
--> '''Jewker:''' [[QuipToBlack You might say we're done with Duke Nukem]]...''[[IncrediblyLamePun forever]]''.
--> (Jon [[SlowClap Slow Claps]] Jewker for almost a minute)
** One of the options on the next Cookie is ''[[VideoGame/{{VirtualON}} Virtual-ON Oratorio Tangram]]'', which Jewker refers to as "Virtual Ontario Tangerine".
* In "The Runaway Guys Stream":
** At the start, Jon gets so many subscribers so fast that he can't finish a sentence in his conversation with Chugga and Tim without having to give someone an egg.
** Jon starts out by playing ''VideoGame/WheelOfFortune'' and the chat looks forward [[EpicFail to Chugga failing as usual]], and [[SelfDeprecation Chugga himself comments]] that his play might as well be "[[TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Plays Wheel of Fortune]]". [[spoiler: [[SpringtimeForHitler Then Chugga actually wins the first game!]] ]] He returns to form later though with the guess (for TV show title category) of "The Molded Gurus" for ''[[spoiler:Series/TheGoldenGirls]]''.
*** Special mention goes to the first "High-Low" minigame. Emile is up first, and everyone in the chat is expecting another high-[[JustForPun caliber]] goof-up from him. Then comes the clue: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge I]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ce ]][[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge A]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ge]].
** The Guys play ''Mario Party 6'', but Chugga forgets to change the disc in the Wii and it comes up as ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'', his last LP, to an amused reaction from Jon.
** Emile says ''one thing'' that unleashes quite possibly the greatest parade of silliness and fan art in ''the history of mankind'', a parade so funny that simply describing it doesn't do it justice. In fact, if you don't want too many spoilers, [[ here's the link to the stream]], but if one truly wants an idea of what the whole thing was about...
---> '''Emile:''' [[spoiler:[[AccidentalInnuendo Should we do Daisy on hard?]]]]
*** It gets even better down the line when they get to a mini-game where Chugga's character is inside a small box Daisy is holding.
----> '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm inside Daisy's]] [[UpToEleven heart-shaped box.]]\\
'''Tim:''' ''*sighs*'' Oh my god.\\
'''Jon:''' You know what that is, right?\\
'''Emile:''' No, I just know it's a song.\\
'''Jon:''' Jesus [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Christ, Emile. ''*to Tim*'' Do... you want to tell him or should we just leave it open to intepretation?\\
'''Emile:''' I don't know what it means!\\
'''Jon:''' What would a [[CountryMatters heart-shaped-box be?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, a box of chocolate on Valentines' Day?\\
'''Jon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God, Emile!]]
*** The fact that it takes a full minute and Jon telling him point-blank before Emile realizes what it means.
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: IT MEANS VAGINA!]]
** Emile spends the whole time between making dirty jokes and not getting other's dirty jokes.
** At the end Jon is practically dying of laughter and Chugga suggests his gravestone should bear the words "Death By Fanart".
* In "Fortune Cookie Back Home Edition":
** Jon accidentally mutes his mike and doesn't realise because guest commentator DanTheEnigma apparently seems to be replying to his comments without actually hearing them. Dan declares himself "the King of Predictions".
** Jon plays ''Animal Crossing'' for the first time, names his character "Wesker♪" and his town "Eggtopia".
--> '''Jon (as Wesker♪)''': This tree represents life, [[LargeHam just like I will control all YOUR lives!]]
** The HurricaneOfPuns from the chat based around the idea that Dan wants to get a job purely so he can afford to buy a Wii U. Made even funnier when [[WebAnimation/MattNDusty ThatAmericanSlacker]] asks Dan if there's any photos of him to photoshop. Dan obliges, HilarityEnsues.
** Jon tells stories about events that happened while he was with The Runaway Guys including Chuggaaconroy ripping his pants while trying to imitate a fan video of their Mario Paty four Let's Play, Tim ripping a huge fart in the middle of a restaurant twice, and Chugga using a toy rocket laucher as a penis pump.
*** Whenever Jon would start telling one of these stories, Slacker would post [[ this pic]] in the chat.
* From the "Impromptu SuperMarioStrikers" Tournament
** One of Jon's friends, SlurpeeNinja, became Jon for most of the night
** The chat becomes obsessed with Jon's hat resulting in things like fanfiction of the hat.
** Similarly, the chat becomes obsessed with KirbyAirRide
-->'''Chat:''' Air Ride or Riot
** This reaches its logical conclusion when the chat claims that [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jon is hiding a copy of Air Ride under his hat]].
* "Fortune Cookie: Remembering What Home Is Like Edition": Tom Fawkes relentlessly uses his mic's voice changer to bring a slew of jokes, such as seductive [[{{Franchise/Transformers}} Megatron]] and [[LargeHam THE VOICE OF GOD]]. Points for when he impersonates Psycho Mantis and quickly points out it wasn't a mic effect, but rather just speaking into a cup.
** Later on Skitch gets in the call and becomes a Speak & Spell
-->'''Speak & Spell Skitch:''' You. Will. ''Give.'' Me. An. Egg.
** Let's not forget the madness that was [[ Freddi Fish]]. ALL HAIL THE BLOOD FISH GOD!
*** With Jon saying the dialogue in a silly voice and Lucah egging him on.
*** Lucah claims to have 300 hours logged on the game on her Steam account. Tom assumes it's a silly joke, checks, and is rendered speechless when he finds out she's serious.
*** Jon claims that Grandma Grouper's icon on the sign looks like 'old Donatello' and then they proceed to name her after a different Ninja Turtles character every time.
** The first game Jon plays is ''VideoGame/KirbyAirRide'' after the chat's previous obsession with it (see above) and he starts a new file with nothing unlocked. After his first race...
-->'''Jon:''' I unlocked something, what did I unlock? [[LargeHam I UNLOCKED]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome CONFETTI!]]''
** At the chat's suggestion, Tom tries to imitate Jon's Waluigi voice, but it turns into a SurferDude / "Film/BillAndTed" Waluigi.
--> '''Jon ([[MindScrew as Tom as Jon as Waluigi]])''': Eh! Waluigi! I'm gonna go get some gnarly waves, dude!
** Jon plays ''Sonic Adventure 1'' and Tom claims that Dr Eggman was renamed Robotnik in America because of the RedScare. This leads to he and Skitch having a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic deep and meaningful discussion about Cold War symbolism in Sonic]], in which they claim Tails represents the Chernobyl disaster (as he has two tails), Knuckles is Communist China, Shadow is the CIA and Rouge is apartheid South Africa.
--> '''Tom:''' This is the worst conspiracy theory ever!
--> '''Skitch:''' Or the ''best.''
* "Fortune Cookie: Haven't Finished Unpacking Yet Edition":
** Jon starts out by playing a Contra game before the first cookie, as it's the only way his "Contra-hating audience" will ever let him play one.
** Gex orders a pizza, and uses a straw poll to have the chat viewers pick which pizza chain he should order from, what toppings he should have, and [[OverlyLongGag which slice he should eat first, based on compass directions]].
** The chat's FlatWhat reaction when Jon shows them just how bad ''Resident Evil Gaiden'' is after they vote for it.
** ''[=CrossworDS=]'' beating out ''VideoGame/SurgeonSimulator2013'' by only 216 votes, and consequently beating ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII'' in viewership.
*** After it wins the straw poll, Jon loads up ''[=CrossworDS=]'' only to remember that it's displayed sideways on the DS screen and so appears turned ninety degrees on the stream.
** ''Personal Trainer: Walking'' winning with 50% of strawpoll votes, and beating ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition]]''.
** During a game of ''Wheel of Fortune'' with Gex and Tom while backloggery was down, we get a truly epic example of GoodBadBugs. After Gex guesses the final letter of the puzzle, he suddenly only has 2 seconds to solve it. It switched over to Tom's turn... [[spoiler:[[HilarityEnsues and the timer started counting]] '''[[HilarityEnsues up]]''']]. The three of them simply stare at the screen for a solid twenty minutes laughing, complete with people sporadically subscribing, Jon playing ''every single sound on his computer'' as a response, and the [[spoiler: timer going past '''''1000''''']]. It got to the point where Jon specifically limited what games they could play just so it could keep going, and replaced the egg sound with the Wheel of Fortune jingle for the rest of the night. The cherry on top? The one exception to the [=RPG=] rule, ''{{VideoGame/Chrono Trigger}}'', '''[[HolyShitQuotient showed up in the Fortune Cookie for the very first time afterwards]]'''.
--> '''Random Person in chat:''' Who would have thought that ''Surgeon Simulator'' would be the '''low point''' of tonight?
** The best part? Jon left the game running after the stream finished and [[spoiler: '''[[ the timer actually broke 10,000.]]''']]
* In the following "Never Trust a Timer" stream, Jon starts off with ''VideoGame/SonicBlastMan 2'' and initially plays as the character Captain Choyear, who he [[InsistentTerminology constantly refers to as]] "[[VideoGame/StreetFighter Guile]]" and then discovers that his uppercut attack looks rather like someone cheering, leading to the RunningGag of Jon putting on a cheerleader voice while playing as him.
** There's also Sonic Blast Man's "AH FAT FUH FRIDDUM" 16-bit voice clip.
** Jon has to leave early so he sets his Otacon alarm clock to remind him. It works...[[HilarityEnsues but he finds out there's no way to turn it off]].
---> '''Otacon:''' [[MostAnnoyingSound SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE!]]
* Jon streams a romhack of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time: Master Quest]]'' that replaces Link with Waluigi. After a while, he switches over to Fortune Cookie, only for ''Master Quest'' to show up in the ''first round'' of cookies and win with a commanding lead, so Waluigi's adventures continue... only to be impeached almost instantly.
** Jon plays the SNES ''Power Rangers'' game and the commentary and chat both dissolve into nostalgic discussions about the show and lampshading the RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude concept, until someone suggests Zordon should have recruited "a team of 18-Year-Old Jons with attitude". Cue the photoshops...
** Tom Fawkes' increasing bewilderment that the chat keeps picking his choice for game in almost every Fortune Cookie.
* From "Pre-Pre-PAX Prep Edition" stream:
** About to play ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', Jon leans over to reset his NES, knocks his desk and a Duke Nukem action figure falls on a Klaptrap model and makes it fall on Jon:
--> '''Jon''': Duke Nukem just threw a Klaptrap at me!
** Jon plays "Enter the Matrix" and manages to glitch it ''almost immediately'', getting the protagonist stuck in a door. He then proceeds to show off the mode where you play as anthropomorphic cars fighting each other, and has to fight himself with a contrioller in each hand as it's 2-player only.
* Jon plays ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' for the first time ever. His ''very first'' item? '''''[[GameBreaker Polyphemus]].'''''

[[folder: BombermanActZero Online]]
* The surprise third player from the first stream
* Skitch's commentary from the third stream [[RunningGag because it's still anyone's game]].
* Also from the third stream, it's noticed that at that time, Bomberman: Act Zero was the 15th most played game on the site.
-->'''Jon''': Wait, [[BigWhat WHAT??!]]
* Jon being a ThirdPersonPerson in his excited sports commentator-style commentary on the game, and lampshading it.
* The game lists the 8 players in a match with national flags beside their names. In one of the games, Jon is on top and another Canadian is on the bottom, with all the players in between being Americans - Jon promptly dubs it "A Canadian sandwich".
* In one match, a new player with the username "A Girlbreast" joins in. Jon and the others have fun with HelloInsertNameHere jokes, while one commenter manages to do a Navigtr / WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} reference based on it.
* Jon gets promoted from rank E (the default) to D. The others immediately begin mocking him for it and claiming that Jon is the only person on earth who's played the notoriously terrible game long enough to actually get a promotion.
* A poor choice of words concerning the above sets chat off about "The D". It starts out sexual, turns into puns, and ends ''with the Wikipedia page for the letter D being vandalized''.
* Jon gets promoted to rank D+
* Tropers/DanTheEnigma ends up as the game's ButtMonkey due to a comment made by The Jewker and his constant choking. Everyone gets in on it, resulting in a straw poll asking if he will choke. [[spoiler: Every option was "yes".]]
-->'''The Jewker''': Dan is an aggressive man, but he is not aggressive ''enough'' to get a win.
** This in-fact escalated to the point where Dan actually pulled a FaceHeelTurn in-chat.
*** More like a [[WildCard Tweener]], but whatever suits the editors. -Dan
** When The Jewker is brought into the call on the first Bomberman: Act Zero Night he continues the jokes at Dan's expense.
-->'''The Jewker''': This is a winner's call.
* When asked why why he and his fellow players love ''Bomberman Act Zero'' despite the game's terrible reputation, Jon gives [[ this clip]] as evidence. It involves three players simultaneously having infinite line bombs power-ups for insane results.
* Before the first Bomberman Night, someone decided to complain about the fact that they had been waiting for over an hour for the stream to start. Jon responds by delaying the stream by 20 minutes and changing the title to reflect this.
* Tropers/DanTheEnigma is only a few hundred points away from getting a D rank, and is trying to earn the amount of points required to get said rank, leading to the inevitable jokes in the chat about Dan "wanting the D". [[ActuallyPrettyFunny He even joins in after a while.]]
* People start subscribing with hilarious usernames, such as "eggpleaser" and "Hey_Distraction". And after the latter subscribes, Jon naturally gets distracted and dies.
* Bomberman Act Zero has now spawned a [[ fanfic]]
* Any time Dan scores a kill on Jon has hilarious reactions.
-->'''Jon''': DAMMIT DAN!
* In the fifth stream, Jon comments on the increasing popularity of "It's still anyone's game":
-->'''Jon:''' Well, there are worse catchphrases to have. I should know, I have half of them.
* Jon's anti-[=MysticShaymin=] "rock opera" song in the seventh stream.
* Spaghetti O's
* In the closing Q&A session of the [[ 5th Bomberman Night,]] (Starting at 4:32:25) Jon told us about all the places he's lived. This includes getting kicked out because of a roomate's poor diet, a house that was illegally set up as a suite, and several other crazy events. The funniest of all though, was the story of his 3rd home, which was inhabited by "Including, but not limited to:
** A PyroManiac
** A [[FurryFandom Furry]]
** An MMO Addict
** The Pirate from LazyTown
** A Christian Theology major who liked picking fights
** A 300lb emo girl who used to cut herself
** Her Ex-Wiccan Boyfriend
** And Butters from SouthPark."
*** One of the Co-Commentators then remarks that Jon was living in the real-life version of DrawnTogether.
* In the [[ most recent one]], Dan Wins the tournament, then challenges Jon for Double or nothing. And ends up getting steamrolled.

[[folder: SaintsRowIV streams with Pcull 44444]]
* At the beginning Jon and Pcull need to make characters. Pat decides to go with a fat black man with deep british voice while Jon decides to make... Albert Wesker using the NolanNorth voice of course.
* Jons reaction to pretty much any cutscene or well known music piece in the game.
* Also his reaction to the Eagle and Horse Masks in the "Lets Pretend" store.
* Pcull ended up turning his Character into what Jon refers to as: "Gandalf the Pimp" after buying a Wizards Outfit in the same store.
* Wesker wildly licking a candy cane. And caroling.