This is a page for funny moments from LetsPlay/ProtonJon's videos on his own channel. For funny Runaway Guys moments, see [[Funny/TheRunawayGuys the Runaway Guys page]].

For funny livestream moments, go [[Funny/ProtonJonLivestreams here]].

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[[folder:KaizoMarioWorld]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6pbz3ROvQ&t=7m27s Jon's playthrough of Kaizo Mario World Special Stage 2]] has his famous reaction to the "KaizoTrap":
-->'''Jon''': ...oh, what?!... WHAT?! WHAAAT?! ...What the fuck? What the fuck? What...the...fuck? What the...''(bursts into tears)'' Are you serious?!\\
''(silence, as Jon calms himself)''\\
'''Jon''': Maybe I imagined that...\\
''(Reloads save-state, which shows Mario dying via KaizoTrap...again.)''\\
'''Jon''': ''(distraught)'' Oh [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I didn't imagine that!
* "Alright, what have we got? We got -- ''a hundred seconds?!'' Oh, mother fuck, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is not gonna be good]]!"
* "[[NightmareFuel I'm not sleeping tonight, guys;]] this is my nightmare sound."
* "[[MemeticMutation Move faster, Pokey!]] Faster! FASTER! For the love of God, Faster!"
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to9oSAe6-C0 Set to a pokey cosplay]]!
* "Jump! Jump you... fuckin' football player! MEGAMAN! JUMP MEGAMAN!"
* "Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Ca.. don't catch death! Stop catching death!"
* "For the love of Batman. JUMP!"
** "BILL COSBY! IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... SPACKLE!"
* "Not gonna mess up. Not gonna fuck this up." *dies, loads state* "You didn't see that."
* "Drillstomp!...360!...Kickflip [=McTwist=]!...Christ Air!...900!...I'm already out of Tony Hawk moves."
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "Go, go, go, go, Mario! I'm-a Mario!"]]
* From his playthrough of Special Stage 4: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbmx2-AtvEw&t=03m00s No matter how many times we've seen it, it still never gets old]].
** [[https://youtu.be/pbmx2-AtvEw?t=8m9s While trying to navigate a tricky set of jumps]] with thwomps and spikes: "Hop. Slight hop. Mega hop!" *Dies* "Sliiight -" *Dies* "Sliight, Mega, Man!" ''(succeeds)'' "Did it." (something crushes him out of nowhere) "'''''OH WHAT THE HELLL!?!?!?!?!?'''"
** And when the mid-level save drops him into a pit.
-->WHA.A.A.T???
** '''''"HOLY FUCK!!!"'''''
** "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[[LastSecondWordSwap dgeicles!]]"
** (singing, to the Super Mario World castle music) "This... is the castle... a '''fucking hard one'''..."
** "Yeah!" *nearly dies* "[=FuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuck=]!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other SuperMarioWorld Romhacks]]
* TwoWords: "[[GrimyWater Death Water!]]"
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCjMWKSpvHI "Have I said Death Water enough tonight?"]]
*** "''Death Water: The Movie'', [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment featuring Death Water!]] With Music/LedZeppelin as Death Water's Son! [-How a whole band can be one person, I don't know, but it's ''Death Water!'' So it doesn't matter.-]"
*** "It's... Cherry Kool-Aid! (I knew what you thought I was gonna say.)"
* "I've lost some of my powers of randomness today...I'm wearing a tie".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgCDzOV5EKE&t=09m28s Mario has killed Iggy.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnXthO_O-Aw&t=6m32s The ultimate Mario mindfuck.... Random Koopa Troopa and a key.]]
** "THERE'S A TIME LIMIT?!"
** Made even funnier by the fact that even Youtube considers it a mindscrew, with the URL having O_O in it.
* (While sliding down a hill in a Mario ROM-Hack with ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EEK6GMN_V4 SSBB]]'''s version of "[[{{Kirby}} Gourmet]] [[SuperSmashBros Race]]" playing in the background) "[[MundaneMadeAwesome SO FUCKIN' METAL!]]"
** "[[MundaneMadeAwesome FUCKIN' EXTREEEEEME!]]"
* "I'm [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-GFKMJwMtc&t=1m25s gonna flip]] this copy of ''Super Mario Advance: Yoshi's Island''" *Beat* "[[HeadsTailsEdge It landed on its corner...]]"
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k90QPb6sDt4&t=5m44s glitched-out shell]]: "Oh, damn, son!"
** "Look at it dance!"
* "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Ridiculous? That's ridiculous! Nothing can be as ridiculous as ridiculousness!]]"
* "WHY ARE THEY FALLING OUT OF THE SKY?!"
* "Is it a secret? Is it pizza? Is it [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs secret pizza]]? It's... a [[KaizoTrap KAIZO TRAP]]!"
* Any of his reactions to invisible blocks:
--> "No! You know my feelings on those!"
--> "AWWWWW, that's not cool, that is not kosher... in fact it is very anti-kosher, like eating a pig...raw."
--> "No, no, stop it, STOP IT."
--> "YOU SON OF A BI-...okay, that was kinda funny..."
* "(Posh accent) There was something I wanted to discuss. [[SeriousBusiness Very important]]. It involves FistOfTheNorthStar. [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike It is quite perhaps]] [[SoCoolItsAwesome the best Japanese animation ever made]]. D'you know why? Because it has a man that yells "[[{{Kiai}} ATATATA]]" a lot. And as an immature teenage boy, I find it hilarious."
* [[{{Angrish}} Das Frakenstein un liebund... schnitzel... walrus.]] [[WordSalad The third.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgCDzOV5EKE&t=07m20s "Why did I die -- THERE'S TIME! AHH! GETINTHEDOORGETINTHEDOORGETINTHEDOOR!"]]
* From the same video: "Iggy! I was wondering where you were. I haven't fought you in ages. [kills Iggy, promptly slides into the lava] '''THAT IS A STUPID MOVE.'''
* Most of 'Koopa Koopa Mob' from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-GFKMJwMtc Furious Mario]], which brings us such gems as:
-->'''Jon:''' Eenie-meenie-run-away!
--> Would you stop raining--! It does ''not'' rain football players in Mario Land! I don't care what you think!
--> Alright! I think we're good. [[HopeSpot I hope we're good.]] We're ''not'' good! [{{Beat}}] Okay, now we're good.
--> [[TimedMission I'd better stop]] [[LampshadeHanging complaining and start running...]]
* His reaction to the end of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t4SCh5EHT3U&t=73s 'Obstacle Course' from Furious Mario]]
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Through laughter]'' That's just ''stupid''!
* In Notte Luminosa, he enters a quiz minigame, where he finds that the penalty for getting a question wrong is being placed in a room that has no area to stand on, killing him.
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[[folder:KnyttStories]]
* In his first playthrough of "Don't Eat the Mushroom", he didn't eat the mushroom, and the game ended in the most anticlimactic fashion imaginable...
-->'''Jon''': [[SarcasmMode Well, I guess I have no choice]], I guess I have to eat the mushroom. Oh, wow. Imagine that. Imagine that; you have to do something the game tells us not to do. That's incredible, that's amazing, that's -- mushroom! ''(eats mushroom)'' ...huh? ...huh? That... that did nothing. Aw, it's not gonna be some stupid psychedelic FreakOut, is it? Like, I'm not gonna talk to her and she's gonna eat my head or something?\\
''(He walks forward a little bit... and then [[spoiler:the background abruptly switches to Advertising/TheBurgerKing standing against a field of fire while "What Is Love?" begins to play on infinite loop]], [[EnforcedMethodActing completely surprising Jon]])''\\
'''Jon''': '''''AUGH!''''' ''(gasps)'' Fuck!
** "Does doing drugs actually do this? I -- I'm gonna need to check this, 'cause if I took a hit of acid and suddenly saw Advertising/TheBurgerKing on fire singing "What is Love," I'd be amazed."
* "I got the "I Forget" move. HOORAY!"
* "Yes! More! More Jim Carrey!"
* "''Probably shouldn't have eaten that mushroom.'' Oh you..."
* "I am climbing myself. What the hell?"
* "WHO MADE THIS THING?!"
* "Aww, Internet Explorer? '''''6?!''''' Oh, no wait, it's 7, never mind."
* "It's nice and atmospheric, especially later o --" *falls into [[SuperDrowningSkills water]]* "...fuck."
** *again* "FUUUUU--! Lalalala, I didn't see that..."
*** *[[RuleOfThree ...and again]]* "FUUUUU[[LastSecondWordSwap dgecicles]]!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Super Smash Brothers]]
* "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!"
** "NO YOU WILL NOT!"
** "I DON'T WANT YOU TO SHOW ME ANYTHING!"
* The ending to the first video.
-->'''Ashley:''' How many times did I say [[spoiler:"You're holding a bomb!"?]]
* [[GroinAttack "GYNECOLOGY STAB!!!"]]
* "THE KNEE"
** The last few seconds of that same match. It has to be seen to be believed!
-->'''Jon''' as he sees Rodney turn into Wario-Man: Oh I'm dead.
-->'''Rodney''': But you're protected in that security box of yours [a series of bricks drawn in the Pictochat stage].
-->[At which point Rodney grabs a lightning power-up, causing Jon's character and respective hit box to grow out of said box.]
-->'''Jon''': Unless that happens!!!
* "AHHH! I'M STUCK!" (Goes in reverse and falls off the stage)
* "No nines!" (Get's hit by a nine from Game N' Watch) "SONOFABITCH!"
** "YES NINES!"
** The following:
--> '''Jon:''' You weren't playing with Chris and everyone else when all they did was team up three Game & Watches on a--
--> ''(Jon gets hit with a 9 from the giant Lu Bu)''
--> '''Jon:''' MARIO!!!
--> '''Lu Bu:''' THERE WE GO! That was a ''[[HumiliationConga giant 9!]]''
* "Oh, God! Jill is the Anti-Dee!"
* "This call is being recorded." What makes it is how Rodney ([[LetsPlay/AzureBlade49 Azura]]) ''can't stop laughing''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Custom DealOrNoDeal, with Kelekin]]
* It bears mention that even the ''introduction'' has its own Crowning Moment...
-->'''Jon:''' We have... Hepatitis A-G. I forgot that was there. Uh...
-->''(Cue CensorBox with the text: "This part of the commentary deleted because Jon was an idiot and forgot he was recording")''
-->'''Kelekin:''' ''Anyways!''
-->'''Jon:''' Moving on! We have a... one year supply of Gonorrhea. God damn it.
** There's also the reason Jon gives for playing the game: He saw a Deal or No Deal arcade machine... at a Chuck E. Cheeses. Where he was going for his birthday. [[LampshadeHanging "Great place for a 23-year-old to go for their birthday, huh?"]]
* "I'm not getting a golden shower, you ''sick fuck.''"
** ''"What will R Kelly do now?"''
* The entirety of the round where Jon loses [[ItMakesSenseInContext the box of used condoms]].
--> '''Game narration:''' That round was ''not'' in your favor.
-->''' Jon:''' How was it not in my favor?
--> '''Kelekin:''' [[RefugeInAudacity He recognizes the benefits of them being used!]]
** The 'Bad Mario Rom Hack' versus the used condoms was worth a chuckle, too:
--> '''Kelekin:''' Seriously, though, if you had to choose between a romhack -- [[FromBadToWorse a]] ''[[FromBadToWorse bad]]'' [[FromBadToWorse romhack]] -- and a package of used condoms? I think that's quite the toss-up.
-->'''Jon:''' I'm not answering that question at all!
-->''' Kelekin:''' Thought I'd try.
* "You are ''useless'', [[CarmenSandiego Carmen]]!"
** "You're useless too... and you're a prick!"
*** And at the last choice:
-->'''2nd Helper:''''' [completely blank]
-->'''Jon:''' ......WOW!
-->'''Kelekin:''' She's speechless!
-->'''Jon:''' I think she had a stroke! That's why she is holding her head. [...]
-->'''Kelekin:''' Somebody should call 911. [...] She's telepatically calling 911.
-->'''Jon:''' I'm summoning 911 right now.
* Jon's reaction to the second offer is priceless, too:
-->'''Game text''': Suggested offer: Sponge Bath from Mom.
-->'''Jon''': [[{{Squick}} Eugh!]]
-->''' Kelekin:''' You know, I think that's a good suggestion.
-->'''Jon:''' Nonono! Change it! ''Change it!'' I hate you!
-->'''Kelekin:''' Hypothetical mom wants to give you a sponge bath.
-->'''Jon''': Hypothetical mom can hypothetically go away.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Superman 64]]
* The glitches, over 31 of them listed in [[http://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonSA?blend=2&ob=1#p/c/6537A2F60C44CF57/0/E7PlY_7TSJA Jon's Let's Play of the game]].
*** Stage 6 adds a whopping '''27''' glitches to the count (including one during the ''pre-level cutscene''), bringing the total up to 58.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XYNGLcPZw&t=10m20s Getting shot to heal yourself]].
* "And now apparently I can't walk up the stairs. Superman, walk up the stairs. Stop jumping like a pony and walk up the stairs. Don't jump ''over'' the stairs! Thank you. -- Fly, Superman, into that wall!"
* "Let's show off our lovely hero's face ... AND THEN HIS CHEST!"
* "WOW. [[GameBreakingBug DUUUUDE!]]"
* ''[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Kidnappable Babies: Infinite]]''
** "What if I throw it... [[OhCrap oh man, where'd the baby carriage go?!]]"
** Right before the above, there's this:
-->'''Jon:''' And I am... ''walking in mid-air''. ''[Silence]'' Thank you, game. Thank you. The only problem with [kidnapping babies] is if I press B to fly, I can't.... Okay. That's new. ''[Starts flying]'' Oh, ''whoa!'' That... didn't work last time!
** Then when Jon realises exactly what he's done ...
--> '''Jon''': "Ah, shit, now I have to do this all over again."
-->'''Superman''': "Then there's no time to waste."
-->'''Jon''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fu]][[ThisIsGonnaSuck ck]]."
* ''Random Asshole Comment: 1''
* At the end of the dam stage:
-->'''Jon:''' Now I want everyone to just kinda sit back, relax, and enjoy this well earned victory. Do you know why?
-->''A mine robot flies by and [[KaizoTrap kills Superman]]''
-->'''Jon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Because it didn't really happen.]]
* One of the video comments on the first part of the Stage three video:
-->"Nice biography on Titus, but you forgot the part where the Caen brothers died tragically when they [[GoodbadBugs accidentally glitched]] [[GameBreakingBug through the floor]]."
* "For now, let's enjoy the third ride while we have it... in glorious Squint-o-vision..."
* "I... I smile and nod. It's Gameboy logic."
* "Mala is from the planet Krypton -- same as Superman -- which means she has the exact same powers ''as'' Superman... which, thankfully, in this game means absolutely nothing."
** The better humour is in what is stated silently:
--> '''Subtitles''': "Super Powers in Game: She can punch things."
* "Astute listeners with ''ears'' [[CriticalAnnoyance will have noticed that Superman's health is low.]]
* Jon breaking the game in the dam level and, without missing a beat, taking us an a tour of the 'Negative world'
-->'''Jon:''' There's the water -- [{{Beat}}] and we fell ''through'' the water. This is Superman's innards, incase you were wondering what the Man of Steel looked like inside. There's the water. There's us falling through it. Aaaaaand any second now, I'm gonna break the game. ''[This happens]'' Yup. [[SarcasmMode Isn't this game great, folks?]]
** In a similar vein, he screws himself over in a later mission by taking us on an actual tour. Of water and fog.
-->'''Jon:''' So I guess we'll take what little time we have left and explore the vast... ocean... of Metropolis. Where the hell are all the buildings? [{{Beat}}] Okay. So this is Metropolis, apparently Aquaman hangs out here... [[CaptainObvious there's the water.]] Fog under the water. Believable... I guess. Except for those triangles. You can -- ''[starts laughing]'' see the walls! You can see the boundaries of Metropolis!
* "Aren't you glad I decided to show this to you guys? 'Go ahead, play Superman, it'll be great! You'll love it! Oh, you'll have ''fun'' playing it!'"
* "Damn his hoola-hoop plans!"
* Jon's explanation of how he came across a Superman 64 strategy guide.
-->'''Jon:''' You probably can't find [a copy of the Superman strategy guide] unless you look online or you know some very deranged people... and I do.
-->'''Subtitle:''' Thanks, Dan.
** "I know more about this game than the guide does, which is really depressing... and makes it hard to sleep at night."
* Jon walks into the Braniac boss room, collects health... and hears glass shatter. He immediately starts laughing.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Through laughter]'' What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' was that?
* "Each piece of paper -- which magically disappears after you've read it, because apparently you've put it in your Superpocket or some other... where ''are'' the pockets on S -- I don't even want to ''know'' where Superman has pockets."
* Jon [[LargeHam hamming it up]] during his bio of Lex Luthor.
-->'''Jon:''' In fact, one time, when no one was looking, Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. I know! He took forty cakes! That's as much as four tens! AndThatsTerrible.
-->'''Subtitle:''' Much like this joke.
* Jon getting distracted by the map of the world in Stage 4.
-->'''Jon:''' I swear, that map is straight out of ''VideoGame/GoldenEye1997''! Maybe a different color, but that map looks straight out of it.
-->''[Screen switches to a comparison]''
-->'''Subtitle:''' I was thinking of Control, not Bunker 2. Also, they don't look the same at all.
-->'''Jon:''' [As the game resumes] Then again, it was just a map of the world, so I could be imagining it.
-->''[Screen switches back to the comparison]''
-->'''Subtitle:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You]] [[SelfDeprecation totally were.]]
* "That was not a boss fight. Not by ''any'' stretch of the imagination. ''He walked into my fist.''"
* "Oh no, I pushed him through the wrong part of the floor... [[ARareSentence ...that's a phrase I never thought I'd say.]]"
** ''"Is that forklift humping that robot!?"''
--->'''"Never Thought I'd Say That" Count:''' 2
* "The conveyorbelt still moves and... oh, that robot still move -- what is that robot ''doing''? Stop doing that to Superma-- ''what are you doing''? [[TomatoSurprise God, Superman]] ''[[TomatoSurprise is]]'' [[TomatoSurprise that robot!]] [[DullSurprise Oh no!]]"
* "Now, for some reason, it's not doing it anymore, but -- Superman, why are you humping the sky? Superman, why are you humping the ''floor''? Get up! That's wrong! Get-- there we go..."
** "... He wasn't getting up for a second, I was getting concerned. Uh, w-well he ''was'' getting ''up'' but... ah-hem..."
* "Let's get shot at ''and'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext get hit in the underpants...]] [[{{Whammy}} double whammy]] right there..."
* "Raise the roof, Superman! ...although I just threw it... So now we'll just steal some lights off the ceiling instead... which are ''also'' explosive. Of course. Okay, that one actually kind of makes sense."
* "I have to get out of here [[StealthPun super fast]]... [[LateToThePunchline oh, I see what I did there...]]"
* Jon glitching himself into the ground where Lois is being held at the start of Chapter 6... and having Superman peek up her skirt. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1CH7RGyh0lU&t=516s It has to be seen]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1CH7RGyh0lU&t=541s to be believed]].
-->'''Jon:''' Don't do it! Don't do it!
-->''(SHRIEK)''
-->Screen: He did it
-->*[[ArmorPiercingSlap SLAP]]*
* Jon's reaction to one of Superman's freakouts.
-->'''Jon:''' Now if you remember -- ''[Superman glitches]'' ...the dance button.
* "Hi Lois! Get out of the way, I need to save Lois."
* When doing Metallo's bio, Jon describes him as being as somewhat forgettable compared to the other bosses in the game, and then gives examples of what makes the other bosses interesting. Said examples? Mala has "A Winning Personality" and Lex Luthor "Spends Entire Level In A Tube".
* This moment during stage 4:
--> '''Jon''': ''(uses [[HeelFaceTurn Reprogrammation]] to convert an enemy to his side)'' Go get 'em! ''(gets shot by other enemies while his new partner does nothing)'' You are ''useless!'' ''[[NotSoHarmlessVillain (new partner shoots and kills an enemy)]]'' ...maybe not. Go get 'em Charlie! ''(sees that all the enemies are dead)'' Thanks Charlie, that's a slap on the back for you! ''(punches his ally and kills him)''
* Generally, the RunningGag featuring a masterful spoof of the Series/{{Batman}} "spinning ChestInsignia" EyeCatch, used with Superman's own Insignia whenever he (alongside his player, Jon) has to start over doing everything again.
* He reveals at the end of Stage 7 several glitches regarding rescuing hostages, all of which manage to be funnier than the last. He says you don't even need to ''take down'' the Shadows, you can just run around in circles, and shows that you can ''[[MoralDissonance ignore and fly away from them]]'' and still pass the mission.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Mario Kart Wii]]
* (Jon gets a Thundercloud while chasing down Chris in the final seconds of the race)
-->'''Chris:''' Aww, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck no]], [[OhCrap no!]]
-->'''Jon:''' C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon! Hey, Chris! ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'' ([[HumiliationConga last-second pass]])
* Near the end of a different race, upon being informed of a blue shell headed his way:
-->'''Jon:''' Wait, seriously? ([[OhCrap alarm]]) ''Shit, no, no, no, no, ''(boom)'' nooo!'' (Jon places 2nd) ''DAMMIT!''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Battletoads Race versus SuperJeenius, PCULL44444 and NintendoCapriSun]]
* At one point, Jon says he's gonna make mock-achievements in editing, highlighting some of the more gameplay-oriented and off-kilter moments throughout the race. Right off the bat:
-->'''Jeenius''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Aw, shit]]...\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Language, young man! ]]
''' First to curse in the race.
* The two "Fuck you sound barrier!" achievement moments.
** Moment 1 ([=PCULL44444=]):
--->'''PCULL:''' [[http://youtu.be/pERNUuCRdJ8?t=20m2s NOOOOOO!!!]]\\
'''Jeenius:''' I don't know what that was but it must've been good.
** Moment 2 ([=SuperJeenius=]):
--->'''NCS''': Good, good. And we go up this way.
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[http://youtu.be/pERNUuCRdJ8?t=28m8s NOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]]\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Fuck you, sound barrier! ]]
''' Make everyone go deaf.\\
'''PCULL:''' Holy crap...\\
'''NCS:''' Hahahaha!
--->'''Jeenius:''' I was right there! I was right --- Fuck!
--->'''PCULL:''' That's the first time I've ever heard SuperJeenius yell that loudly.
*** And then, the followup:
----> '''Jeenius:''' ''(After finding out that he's stuck in last, and then dying again.)'' '''[[http://youtu.be/d_eYvh5CzIA?t=12m58s AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!]]'''\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature/Animorphs ]]
''': ''I think he's part cat now...''\\
'''Jon:''' Holy crap, who just broke the sound barrier?
* The fact that the achievements are done almost in {{Minecraft}} style (the box and text).
* Jeenius [[SarcasmMode loves]] [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes snakes.]]
* Jeenius' reaction to finally clearing [[ThatOneLevel the Snake Level]] (after missing the warp that everyone else had used to skip two levels ahead).
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[BigYes Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!]] Thank God! Ahhhh! VOLKMIRE[[note]]The next level[[/note]] [[DoubleEntendre SUCK MY BALLS, I'M ON YOU!]]\\
'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[That Came Out Wrong Ladies? ]]
]]''' [[SarcasmMode He's quite the charmer.]]\\
''([[{{Beat}} Long, awkward silence]])''\\
'''LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun''': ...wow.
** Speaking of the snakes...
--->'''Pcull:''' I live a [[BlessedWithSuck blessed life of Battletoads failure!]]
--->'''Jeenius:''' I live a blessed life of I'm-Not-On-Snakes-Anymore!
** The snakes return in achievement form several episodes in.
--->'''Jeenius:''' Sprint never should have been implemented in this game. That is the single one thing that kills me.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: I Thought It Was Snakes? ]]
''' You were thinking it too
* In Episode 3, [[{{Angrish}} Scatman]] [[LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} Pcull]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCjCFZx0mwk&t=27m10s happens]], and everyone's baffled, but amazed. Which leads into a discussion about what happens when you remix a remix.
* Earlier in the same episode, when Pcull is complaining about the ducks turning around, [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun NCS]] asks, "What are they, Christian?" This ''actually gets an achievement'', with Bible verse citations in it, no less!
* Pcull's random swearing is always good for a laugh. "HOLY BALLS MONKEY SACK ASS MONKEY!"
* The predictable (and abundant) jokes about the game itself.
-->'''Pcull:''' Fuck. Shitty tits ass mother...dick. ({{Beat}}) Piss.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Yeah! What Patrick said!
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, that's a good rebuttal. I agree. As a counter-argument: VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}.
** Further in, we get:
--->'''Jeenius:''' I'm not gonna say it's a bad idea, I'm just gonna say it hurts my soul.
--->'''Jon:''' Oh, well, that's -- that's just what Battletoads does, man.
--->'''Jeenius:''' Yeah...
--->'''Jon:''' Remember, all's fair in love and Battletoads.
*** Speaking of love and Battletoads...
---->'''Jeenius:''' Water wheels, it is time to [[GoshDarnitToHeck put yourself inside of me.]]
---->'''Pcull:''' (Beat) [[FlatWhat What.]]
---->'''Jon:''' I don't think that's how Battletoads works.
---->'''Jeenius:''' [[RefugeInAudacity The]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity cartridge]]'' [[RefugeInAudacity works that way...]]
** And the obligatory achievement:
---> '''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Life Imitates Video Game/Battletoads ]]
''': Hurt yourself in real life
* NCS having a temporary HeroicBSOD:
-->'''NCS:''' [After a long silence, walks up to an enemy] Just kill me.
* This exchange:
-->'''Pcull:''' NO! [[DeadlyGas THE. GAS.]]
-->'''NCS:''' The gas? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh I can help you with that, maybe.]]
-->'''Pcull:''' [[{{Gasshole}} Oh, Tim. No Tim.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' I think he has plenty.
-->'''Pcull:''' If your gas kills me [[DeaderThanDead I'll lose my infinite lives.]]
* Pcull makes his move (Around 2:50 in Part 2):
-->'''Pcull:''' Okay, game face. Game face. [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat I got this! NONONO I DON'T GOT THIS! I DON'T GOT THIS.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' Patrick never had this.
-->'''Jon:''' Got cocky, didn't you?
-->'''Pcull:''' No, I didn't get cocky... [[HopeSpot I got hopeful.]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Music/The Protomen Hope Rides Alone ]]
:]]''' You don't got this
* As it turns out, the race was a pretty pivotal event for Patrick. It starts off when he avoids getting sucked into a fan in Intruder Excluder:
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' Oh god, Oh my god, that was the luckiest thing that's ever happened to me in my ''life''!

-->''A few minutes later, he barely avoids getting zapped by electricity.''
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' Oh my god, that was the luckiest thing that's ever happened to me.
-->'''[=NCS:=]''' ...So the two luckiest things that ever happened to you in your life were in the past five minutes?

-->''Later on in the next video, a fish kills him by knocking him into some spikes.''
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' GOD-, you can't be serious! That was the biggest fail of my life!
-->'''[=SuperJeenius:=]''' Man, a lot of "of your life"s are happening in this video. Or this... project.
-->'''[=PCULL:=]''' This project is just so momentous on my existence!
* The response Jon gets to "Are you okay?"
-->'''Jeenius:''' NO!
-->'''NCS:''' Shit. Man...
-->'''Jeenius:''' Save me, mommy!
* Pcull's amazement at actually getting to a boss.
-->'''Pcull:''' Oh my god, I'm at a boss. [=WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo=]?
-->'''Jon:''' [[CaptainObvious You]] ''[[CaptainObvious kill]]'' [[CaptainObvious it!]]
* At one point, NCS sings a little tune to himself. Then this happens:
--> '''Jon:''' What song are you singing?
-->''At that exact moment, NCS is just barely killed by a gas trap.''
--> '''NCS:''' Agh! I choked on dispersed... cloud smoke.
-->({{Beat}})
--> '''Jon:''' ...I've never heard that song.
--> '''Pcull:''' That's...
--> '''Jeenius:''' That's a good song. It was #1 hits in the 50s. I choked on~ dispersed cloud smoke~!
* The moment this starts up, you just ''know'' what's coming:
-->'''Pcull:''' [[MotorMouth I was doing alright and then the sharks started killing me and then I dodged him and he's chasing me and he's making me sad, but I'm going through this thing quickly now...]] and [[FiveSecondForeshadowing it's gonna make me die on these spikes down here]] -- [[TemptingFate SHIT!]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Called it ]]
''': [[LampshadeHanging Narrated your own death]]
* More CatchPhrase[=/=]CallBack humor:
-->'''Pcull:''' I forgot it was there so I jumped over the pit and it landed on my head as I was over the pit.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun You did not]] [[HeroicBSOD just jump me]] [[YoshisStory over the pit.]]
-->'''NCS:''' Wonderful.
* The group bursting into song on episode 4. Especially Jeenius singing a modified version of [[{{Queen}} "We Are The Champions"]] with Jon soon joining for a duet (and NCS trying to join in at the end).
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Humiliation Conga Conga Line Karaoke ]]
]]''': Everyone sings your song
* Episode 5, Jon:
-->'''Jon:''' End of stage [[PrecisionFStrike muthafuckas]]! [[NotSoFastBucko *Dies*]] [[BigNo NOOOOO!]] NO!
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Hear that sound? ]]
''': That's a soul being killed
** Don't know if it's worth mentioning, but the same thing happened to Tim in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=K1I1bCzUxOA&t=800s another Battletoads race.]]) The reaction is worth watching.
* One of the achievements in episode 5 came from a ClusterFBomb.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Fuck ''fuck'' '''fuck''' '''''fuck''''' ''fuck fuck'' fuck fuck fuck.
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Fuck ]]
''': [[ShapedLikeItself Fuck]]
* Jon's reaction to Pcull gaining the lead:
-->'''Pcull:''' I gave [the ball] too much leeway and [[DarkestHour now I'm screwed.]] (Beat) [[MoodWhiplash Holy shit.]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Call Back There's Your ]]
[[MarioKart Blue Shell!]]]]''': Take the lead
-->'''Pcull:''' [[BigYes Oh my]] ''[[BigYes God]]''. [[BigYes Oh my God.]] ''[[BigYes Oh my God.]]'' [[BigYes Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit...]]
-->'''Jon:''' What?
-->'''Pcull:''' I'm at the boss.
-->'''Jon:''' Oh fuck you.
** Similarly, when he regains the lead in the next level...
--->'''Jon:''' So is it the first cloud that you're having problems with, Patrick?
--->'''Pcull:''' Yeah, the green one.
--->'''Jon:''' Okay, cool, 'cause I just killed it.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Wow ]]
''': This guy sounds like a dick
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[ContinuityNod What an]] [[LampshadeHanging asshole...]]
--->''[seconds later, Jon dies]''
--->'''Jon:''' Oh, what? Oh, thank God, it's a checkpoint.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: I'll take that back... ]]
''': Take back the lead
--->'''Pcull:''' Fuck you!
* The way NCS earns 'What Does This Thing Do?'. He's dead silent as he reaches the bomb in Rat Race, stands next to and stares at the bomb, and then gets blown up.
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Too Dumb To Live What Does this Thing Do? ]]
:]]''' Just stare at the bomb.
-->'''NCS:''' ''[After several seconds]'' [[LateToThePunchline Oh, was I supposed to get it first?]]
** While we're on the subject, NCS's unforeseen declaration of entertainment.
--->'''NCS:''' This rat level's fun -- I'm likin' it!
--->'''Jon:''' '''''Really?''''' I've ''never'' heard anyone say they've enjoyed Rat Race.
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Stockholm Syndrome ]]
''': [[IThinkYouBrokeHim Battletoads broke him]]
** There's also this charming [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Rat Race-related]] exchange:
--->'''NCS:''' ''Dude''! Stupid gas things! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Quit farting in my face!]]
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[{{Gasshole}} You like it, Tim.]] Don't deny it.
--->'''NCS:''' (Distractedly) Yeah, I s'pose...
---> ''[[NotSoStoic [Jon starts laughing]]]''
--->'''Jeenius:''' [[IKnewIt I]] ''[[IKnewIt KNEW IT!]]''
* Episode 5 gives us the latest in the long line of Pcull's [[HopeSpot Hope Spots]].
-->'''Pcull:''' Check point, please? Check point my buns? Check point on my buns?
-->'''Jon:''' [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Kill yourself and check!]]
-->'''Pcull:''' This has got to be a check point. There's, like, a cloud that's blowing on me...
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, you got that check point by then.
-->'''Pcull:''' (dies) Okay, I'm dead... so... I hope it's a check point. (Respawns) [[HopeSpot Aaaaand....]] it's not! It's not.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[[DidntSeeThatComing Really]]?''
-->''[[HeroicBSOD [Pcull dissolves into]]'' ''[[LaughingMad laughter]]]''
* [=SuperJeenius=] demonstrating his [[BlatantLies lady charming skills]]. Again.
-->'''Pcull:''' NO! I hit you, you dirty slut!
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's not nice to hit sluts. Sluts are women too.]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Girl Power! ]]
''': He's got your back ladies
-->'''Pcull:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Women are sluts too.]]
--> ''[[ChirpingCrickets [Relative silence]]]''
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's no wonder you're single.]]
* The singing makes a triumphant return and Pcull puts his foot in his mouth.
-->'''Pcull:''' (Singing) I can't talk 'cause I'm concentrating. [[LastSecondWordSwap I keep dying 'cause I am]]... [[SubvertedTrope masturbating...]]
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Too Much Information Too Much Information! ]]
]]''': Too many Good Vibrations
* Battletoads is indestructible.
-->'''Jeenius:''' There are no words.
-->'''Jon:''' No words can destroy Battletoads. Except Battletoads.
-->'''Pcull:''' ''Fuck''.
-->'''Jon:''' That too.
* There's one segment where NCS is at the end of the Terror Tubes and everybody goes silent as he narrates his thought process. Naturally, it ends poorly.
-->'''NCS:''' Here we go, here we go -- to the right. That's right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right. ''That's'' right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right -- (lands on spikes) ''WHAT?''
-->''[Beat, everybody else starts laughing]''
-->'''Jon:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing I take it it didn't go according to plan.]]
-->'''NCS:''' ''Crap''.
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s identity crisis in the face of non-Battletoads conversation.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Argh, people are chatting in IRC and I want to chat with them, but I can't 'cause I'm Battletoads!
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Addicted to Battletoads ]]
''': "Can't chat, dying too much"
-->'''Jon:''' 'Cause you ''are'' Battletoads.
-->'''Jeenius:''' I ''am'' Battletoads.
-->'''Jon:''' [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie You have become the game.]]
-->'''Pcull:''' The only way you can win, is you become the game.
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''Exactly''. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Patrick understands!]]
** Shortly after that, Jon offers an interesting insight into his values.
--->'''Jeenius:''' You know that friend who's never on skype, and then he's on skype but you can't talk to him because you're... [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative busy playing Battletoads?]]
--->'''Jon:''' I think that's a legitimate reason not to talk to someone. 'I'm sorry, I'm playing Battletoads, you'll have to come back later.'
* A moment of ItMakesSenseInContext courtesy of NCS and Pcull,
-->'''NCS:''' Jeeze, what was that? I was killing you and then you killed me.
-->'''Pcull:''' You're not allowed to kill me when I'm killing you!
* Pcull goes [[{{Angrish}} remixing]] on us again:
-->'''Pcull:''' Oooohhhhhdodododododododiediediediedie!
-->'''Jon:''' That's it. You told that thing.
* Jake asks the question that's been on everybody's mind.
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''Why'' are we doing this? [[MachoMasochism I still don't really know...]]
* Before the check point meltdown, Jon 'reminisces'.
-->'''Jon:''' (As an old man) [[WhenIWasYourAge Back in my day]] [[NintendoHard we didn't have checkpoints!]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' (Beat) [[VideoGame/{{Battletoads}} I believe that.]]
* In Episode 1, [=SuperJeenius=] was having enough trouble in the Turbo Tunnel already. He did not appreciate Pcull making incoherent noises to distract him.
-->'''Jon:''' ''(Bursts into laughter)''
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''(hits a wall and dies)'' Fuck you, Patrick, I'm trying to pay attention here!
-->'''[=PCULL44444=]''': ''(makes more gibberish noises)''
-->'''Jeenius:''' ''(after dying a third time in the same sequence and laughing)'' Fucking Patrick, I'm gonna kill you!
** Even funnier is the achievement that goes with it at about 10:40
--->'''Pcull:''' (incoherent gibberish) gablabahdah [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]] ablabldahb
--->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Perfect Imitation ]]
''': Someone's getting hatemail
* Everyone finally finds something they can agree on.
-->'''Pcull:''' For serious.
-->'''Jon:''' For realsies.
-->'''Pcull:''' For--
-->'''Jeenius:''' FUUUUUCK!
-->'''Pcull:''' Yes.
-->'''Jon:''' I agree.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[ForrestGump And that's all I have to say about that.]]
* The ultimate gas-related award:
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: The [[Lets Play/Nintendo Capri Sun Timothy Bishop ]]
Award]]''': Die 30 times to the gas
* Jon gets [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor exactly what he asked for.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' No! No! No! No! Fucking ''no!''
-->'''Jon:''' [{{Beat}}] Tell us what you really think.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]]
-->'''Jon:''' ...okay.
-->'''Achievement Unlocked: [[/folder]]

[[folder: Well... ]]
''': At least he's honest.
* More of Jon's [[BlatantLies valuable]] advice.
-->'''Pcull:''' Alright. I've got a ''stick''! Now I have The Stick of Happiness!
-->'''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Now you might stand a good chance.]]
-->'''Pcull:''' Annnnd I died.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Or not.
-->'''Jon:''' You've gotta stay alive, too. That's the other trick.
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s lesson in give-and-take.
-->'''Jeenius:''' No. You give Battletoads an inch, it takes your asshole.
-->''[Silence]''
-->'''Pcull:''' I don't want my asshole taken.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Exactly! Don't give Battletoads an inch!
* Pcull has a ThatCameOutWrong moment and, without missing a beat, takes advantage of it.
-->'''Pcull:''' NO! He went behind me and then rammed me in the butt -- that's what she said.
* 'This game stops sobriety...'
-->'''Jon:''' [[NintendoHard Times like]] [[ClassicVideoGameScrewYous this]], I wish I drank...
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s mind wanders late into the run.
-->'''Jeenius:''' I really wish Battletoads was porn right now.
-->'''Pcull:''' ...[[FlatWhat what.]]
* Insight into the dynamics of LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys.
-->'''Jeenius:''' Is this how the Runaway Guys feel?
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah. Pretty much.
* Interestingly, Pcull manages to come up with a FacePalm related misstep, mirroring another of Jon's collaborations. [[note]]*[[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Face eyes]]*[[/note]]
-->'''Pcull:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I wish I could facepalm Battletoads in the face...]]
* We go around the world in fifteen seconds.
-->'''[[SuperJeenius Jake]]:''' [[GratuitousJapanese Oiiiii,]] [[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} Isakku! Nan da miriya.]]
-->'''Pcull4444:''' [[GratuitousFrench Sacrebleu!]]
-->'''Jon:''' That is not the same language, sir.
-->'''Pcull4444:''' [[RuleOfThree NOOOOOOOOOO!]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[CaptainObvious Neither is that.]]
* Everyone takes a trip to the world of anime.
-->'''Jeenius:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming You can still do this, Tim. I have faith in you.]] [[MoodWhiplash Much more]] [[SelfDeprecation than I have faith in me.]]
-->'''Jon:''' But aren't you supposed to [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann believe in you who believes in me?]]
-->'''Pcull:''' [Begins singing] [[{{Pokemon}} You teach you and I'll teach me!]]
-->'''Jon:''' [In the background] That's not how it works!
-->'''Jeenius:''' [In tune] I'll kill you! You son of a bitch! S-T-Ds!
* [=SuperJeenius=]'s mind is ''still'' in the gutter.
-->'''Jon:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Battletoads is not supposed to be this seductive, sir.]]
-->'''Jeenius:''' Yes it is, sir!
* NCS just abandoning the game to look something up on Google Chrome. His toad dies over and over while he's away.
** Shortly after that...
--->'''Jon:''' I think Tim's fallen asleep. I can hear him -- sounds like he's snoring.
--->'''NCS:''' No, I'm still here. I'm just... watching something.
--->'''Pcull:''' Are you watching a guide?
--->'''Jon:''' He's actually replaced his run with a speedrun.
* [=SuperJeenius=] manages to glitch out the game and get his toad walking on water near the end of one segment in the AbsurdlySpaciousSewer level. ''Repeatedly.'' He barely seems to notice, but the achievements take note. Somehow, Jeenius' obliviousness makes it more amusing.
* "No, this is [[LetsPlay/PCULL44444 Pat]][[SpongebobSquarepants rick]]!"
* Patrick's genuine freak-out at the rubber ducks:
--->"OHMYGODTHERUBBERDUCKIE'SATTHETOP!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Mario's Early Years]]
* The "robot child" narrator.
* In ''Fun with Letters,'' the pair head off to "Sentence Land," which allows for the player to pick random words and have the "robot child" narrator read them out, Mad Libs-style. They have a lot more fun creating completely random and nonsensical sentences than they do actually doing what the game actually wants them to do, like "The jet is wet" and "Ran ran away."
-->'''Robot child:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Lu Ig I i S i N t He Ba G!= ]]
]
-->'''Kelekin:''' Apparently we're actually now in Idiom World.
* Later on in Sentence World, they are prompted to complete the sentence, "The Princess has a big _____." The options are "Cup," "Lid," and "Box." Then they notice [[VisualInnuendo where the box is placed with regards to the Princess.]] You can hear Jon full-on ''collapse'' with laughter.
-->'''Youtube comment from [=DMAN123223=]:''' Peach held her big CUPS while Mario put his MOP in Peach's wet BAG.
** Actually, almost all of Sentence Land is gold.
-->'''Jon:''' The bug is on the...
-->'''Jon and Kelekin:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike BUG!]]
** There's also Kelekin [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on what they're doing to the poor game.
-->'''Jon:''' Maybe we should leave this room...
-->'''Kelekin:''' Apparently we reached Inappropriate World.
-->...
-->'''Jon:''' The princess has a big what? [pauses] ...Do you wanna answer this one? You're welcome to it.
-->'''Kelekin:''' [silence] I think it's the lid.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Pa81s4mw3a0&t=641s The noises]] that Jon dissolves into after a little too long in Sentence World.
* In "Preschool Fun," in Body World, they discover that they can click on the sun. Which... does a suggestive eyebrow wiggle at them.
--> '''Jon:''' Oh god! OH god, it's winking at us! Suggestive sun! No!
--> '''Kelekin:''' He's like, ''[seductively]'' "Hey kids..."
--> '''Jon:''' ''[in a creepy voice]'' Hey kids!
--> '''Kelekin:''' You like the heat?
--> '''Jon:''' Want to watch Mario take off his suspenders?
--> '''Kelekin:''' I don't want to go to Body World anymore!
* Later on, Kelekin admits to playing along with Body World's instructions, like "clap your hands" and "Wiggle your nose."
* The very first part of ''Fun with Letters'', when they start fooling around with the games' intentions.
-->'''Game:''' You found a fish that starts with F. F.
-->''[Jon and Kelekin start laughing]''
-->'''Kelekin:''' F! F!
-->'''Jon:''' Fu! Fu! Q.
* ''Anything'' that has to do with 'Icky Iggy'. Anything.
-->'''Kelekin:''' Icky Iggy!
-->'''Jon:''' Yay! Icky Iggy! ''[Starts laughing]'' What the ''heck''? Look at that afro!
-->'''Kelekin:''' That is-- oh my god, I wish I had that hairstyle. I know what you have to do next Halloween!
-->'''Jon:''' I am ''not'' dressing up as Icky Iggy!
-->...
-->'''Kelekin:''' I just wanna say it, like, ten times. [=IckyIggyIckyIggyIckyIggyIcky=]-- I can't.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The dubstep of the past.]]
-->'''Kelekin:''' Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-- igloo!
* Both Jon and Kelekin making up [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal alliterative titles]] for the Alphabet World representatives.
-->'''Kelekin:''' Energy efficient Elephant!
-->'''Jon:''' F. Freakin' fish.
-->...
-->'''Game:''' N. N. Noisy Nest.
-->'''Jon:''' I agree. O! Oily Octopus!
-->'''Jon:''' P! Princess--
-->'''Kelekin:''' Promiscuous Peach!
-->...
-->'''Jon:''' ...why are those shoes under an umbrella?
-->'''Kelekin:''' It's an Untie umbrella.
-->'''Jon:''' Why would they show kids a volcano?
-->'''Game:''' V. V. Violent Volcano.
-->'''Kelekin:''' As opposed to the friendly ones.
-->...
-->'''Kelekin:''' Y! Yodeling Yoshi!
-->'''Jon:''' Pleeeease! It would have been so good if it was Yodeling Yoshi.
* The first encounter with the monkey.
-->'''Game:''' You found it!
-->'''Jon:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome I found a]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome monkey!]]''
-->'''Kelekin:''' [[DullSurprise Wow.]] [{{Beat}}] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Wait]]''...
* Jon's little mistake while identifying [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative animals]] [[IncrediblyLamePun hawking]] [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative insurance.]]
-->'''Kelekin:''' It's the Gilbert Gottfried duck!
-->'''Jon:''' [[EpicFail Geico!]]
-->'''Kelekin:''' ''Geico''? It's Aflack.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6VJaLVR94YI&t=489s The Supermarket Piranha Plant]] and Jon's complete bewilderment.
-->'''Jon:''' Why'd a-- wha--? Where'd that Piranha Plant come from?
* Kelekin's proposal for a new world.
-->'''Kelekin:''' I suppose Opposite World is better than Double-Negative World.
-->'''Jon:''' Double-Negative World would be great!
-->'''Kelekin:''' ''[Imitating the 'Robot Child']'' Find the one that is not not hard!
* Pretty much any time they get distracted by Luigi.
-->'''Kelekin:''' I've never really stacked up a bunch of crayons to find out if they'd be good to sleep on, but--
-->'''Jon:''' Luigi's got your back.
** There's also this one:
-->'''Jon:''' Luigi's sleeping in the vegetable isle. Wake up, Luigi! We need to ''learn''!
* Another faux pas-- this time concerning the lyrics to Baa Baa Black Sheep/Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Singing]'' Mary had a little lamb--
-->'''Kelekin:''' Twinkle twinkle little star!
-->'''Jon:''' Oh, god, I failed preschool! That's my horrible secret!
* One of the last things we hear from ''Fun with Letters''.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[With Mario standing on the pipe, under Peach]'' U! Upskirt! And on that note..
-->'''Kelekin:''' [[BlatantLies I feel like I learned a lot today.]]
* Jon trying to figure out what was coming out of a Warp Pipe to talk to him.
-->'''Jon:''' Th--that was Bowser's butt. It just stuck... Did you see that? It stuck out of the pipe... ''[Sees it again]'' No, that's a... ''carrot''?
* Kelekin unenthusiastically reading out the cow's speech bubble in an apathetic "moo." at the beginning of the first video.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles (NES)]]
* He beats the game and doesn't realize it for several seconds - even after commenting on Shredder dying.
--> '''Jon:''' That's fucking right, you fucking melt in that ... Why did you explode? I don't fucking care, you did. ... I-I ... What was the point of that? Whatever, you're [[ClusterFBomb fucking]] dead. Did I just beat the game?
* His attempt to explain what's going on upon reaching the lair is completely nonsensical... which makes it awfully entertaining.
-->'''Jon:''' My house! Master! Shredder has, somehow, conveniently set the VCR with this footage. That is set to go off as soon as we walk in. Also, his hand is somehow sticking out of the TV... that's damn impressive. I think he's actually sitting in the TV itself-- they just forgot to actually, like, check, see if it was him and when they all went away to try to find Splinter, he just got out and left.
* There's also this:
-->'''Jon:''' [[CatchPhrase I love being]] [[ShoutOut a turtle]] [[LastSecondWordSwap who can't swim.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: NinjaGaiden]]
* Ryu must go through a maze to find Irene in the second game, so Jon takes it literally and animates a whole sequence of Ryu going through a literal maze.
** Jon has a ScrewThisImOuttaHere moment during Act 5 of the second game, so Ryu decides someone who will play while Jon is gone: [[spoiler: Arnold Schwarzenegger]].
* In the few videos where he has co-commentators, they just have too much fun with the fact that his NamesTheSame as a certain [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Planeteer]]. Particularly when a power-up with that Planeteer's [[KillItWithFire element]] is involved.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Crash and the Boys]]
* The epicness that is [[MemeticBadass Clint.]]
** "[[ThatCameOutWrong My Clint-hand is sore!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: KirbySuperStar]]
* The first LP, even though it's noticeably different from later (especially the first parts), had one moment in ''The Great Cave Offensive'' where Jon paused the entire LP to go get a pizza, leaving player 2 sitting by himself for a good five minutes. When he comes back, he then takes another few minutes to eat the pizza before finally continuing the LP.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: DonkeyKong94]]
* In episode 3, he repeatedly pre-empts people in the comments making references that annoy him, such as when the game features Mario being hit with a poison mushroom and when a level has "100 SECONDS?!"
* In episode 4, Jon shares his experience of [[ThatCameOutWrong Cyberscoring]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: GunstarHeroes Extreme run with TheCompletionist]]
* Him and Jirard getting damaged by [[ZeroEffortBoss Melon Bread]]. A boss they previously thought couldn't hurt you.
* The RunningGag that this is mostly Jon's play-through since Jirard keeps dying.
* Jirard's steadily increasing awe as Jon starts to play through the Seven Force bosses, Jon himself expecting to die at any time so Jirard can re-enter as player 2, yet it never happens.
* Jirard keeps trying to provide moral support with phrases like "You got this, you're good" to Jon, but Jon keeps telling him not to say it -- as it resembles his own weaponised TemptingFate tactic he uses in LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys
* Jon's appearance in Jirard's episode of Gunstar Heroes on his channel before this LP was made of funny too, especially when Jon makes a [[CatchPhrase "BEARS!"]] joke. Greg was not amused.
--> '''Jon:''' I AM NOT BRUCE WILLIS!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ResidentEvil5 with SuperJeenius]]
* The RunningGag of Chris Redfield apparently being a football star.
** Special mention goes to Jon using "FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!" as a battle cry when rushing to save a dying Sheva in the second video.
*** Mixed with a victory fanfare and the words "Touchdown" appearing onscreen when he's successful.
* Building on this, the tagline Jon made for the LP's playlist:
--> "'''Let's Play Resident Evil 5''': I team up with SuperJeenius to save Africa from Bio-Terrorism through the power of sports."
* The unintentional RunningGag of Jon getting things wrong about the game when he talks about its mechanics or where items are hidden (etc) and having to correct himself in post-production annotations. He starts to lampshade this by episode 6, referring to it as "Conversations with Future Me".
* LetsPlay/SuperJeenius claiming that Sheva's high heels are the most lethal weapons in the game.
* Jon [[MostAnnoyingSound spamming the "Come on!" command]] pretty much any time he has the opportunity to.
--> '''Chris Redfield''': HURRY!!!
* Jake in part 2 [[TooDumbToLive uses a knife on a downed transformer box]].
* After Jon tells Jake that there is an achievement for knocking a crossbow bolt out of the air with your knife, Jake becomes obsessed with trying to get it.
* This little gem, as they are trying to fend off a truck trying to run them over:
--> '''Jon:''' Move back, you idiot! ''*shoots the explosive barrels, truck falls over*''
--> '''[[SuperJeenius Jake]]:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense Nope.]] ''*gets run over by the falling truck, but survives with a decent chunk of his HP still left*'' [[MemeticMutation Problem?]]
* Jon calling Josh Stone, Carlton from ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir''.
* In part 6, Jake referring to the Uroboros enemies as "[[{{Pokemon}} Zigzagoons]]" and Jon's baffled reaction. (As Jake says, "because they zig, and they zag, and they're goons").
** While discussing this, Jon then refers to Pokemon as "Little cute monsters that fight each other [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and want to take over the world]]".
* The dancing enemy in part 6.
* In part 7, immediately after SuperJeenius talks about how much he enjoys [[YourHeadAsplode watching enemies' heads explode]] and Jon suggests he needs therapy, ''he gets an achievement for exploding heads''.
* In part 8, this little dialogue bit between the two of them that sounds like something you'd see on a sitcom.
--> '''Jon''': I think we're gonna meet one of your favourite enemies here.
--> '''Jake''': [[OhCrap Oh, spiders?]]
--> '''Jon''': No.
--> '''Jake''': ''(relieved)'' Oh, okay. ''({{beat}})'' Dogs?
--> '''Jon''': We already met dogs.
--> '''Jake''': Invisibles?
--> '''Jon''': No.
--> '''Jake''': [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers The Chinese?]]
--> '''Jon''': ''What?''
--> '''Jake''': ''(cracking up)'' I dunno, I'm out of ideas...
--> '''Jon''': What version of ''Resident Evil'' have ''you'' been playing?
--> '''Jake''': Biohazard.
--> '''Jon''': ...Touche.
* Starting in part 9, Jake's obsession with electrocuting things with the Stun Rod cattle prod.
* When going through the swamp area, Jake comments that the crocodiles [[TemptingFate aren't that dangerous]]. Less than a minute later, Jon gets killed by one.
* "[[MundaneMadeAwesome Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Redfield eating an egg!]]" *APPLAUSE*
* Also in part 9, this exchange:
--> '''Jake''': You don't like [[ItMakesSenseInContext lingerie grandma football]]?
--> '''Jon''': ...That's not exactly what I'm into!
* In part 10, there's a moment where Jake is holding onto a lever to keep a drawbridge down for Jon. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mmjLhm0U1Kg&t=1051s It soon turns sour.]]
--> '''Jake''': I really want to drop this out from under you so bad.
--> '''Jon''': You... can, but [[TemptingFate of course that would be a dumb--]]
--> ''"Checkpoint" appears on the screen, and Jake lets go of the lever, killing Jon.''
--> '''Jon''': WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
--> '''Jake''': WE JUST GOT A CHECKPOINT!
--> ''{{Beat}}, Jake starts cracking up.''
--> '''Jon''': ...Aw, you're a ''dick.''
** The best part is that the comments for the video [[IronicEcho bring up Jon's "A$$hole Song"]] from the Runaway Guys' New Super Mario Bros. Wii playthrough. [[http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=0G-AHzBbm5-MdMVlOGtK3naGGkhkQmMpl3vtPdsuLa0 At least]] [[http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=0G-AHzBbm5-nHKexJnInrDGi8kZXpfyqVys_8uxUiCA twice]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=0G-AHzBbm59YuXYJDOznKGrvKWMexARe5bPltXMJvko "Don't Eat The Mushroom" is also mentioned]].
* From part 11:
--> '''Jake''': Hey! Gold in the grass! That's nice! ''(Gets damaged)'' Oh! ''Snakes'' in the grass! [[IronicEcho That's not very nice at all!]]
--> '''Jon''': [[DeadpanSnarker I think you just learned what that phrase means]].
* Jon discovers to his glee that Chris Redfield has a neckbreaker attack. "DUUUUDE! That was BADASS!"
* From part 13, when Jake shoots an enemy, only for it to turn out to be an Uroboros (where a tentacle bursts from the decapitated neck):
--> '''Jake''': Oh, [[BuffySpeak this guy has a face]]. Er, well, he doesn't really have a--
--> '''Jon''': How ''dare'' that guy have a face.
** Also, just before that, Jon shoots an enemy ''through'' Jake (as friendly fire is turned off) and then shortly afterwards gets hit hard: "Ow! [[FelonyMisdemeanor HE BURNED MY FOOT!]] THAT ''JERK!''"
** Jake takes over a turret and starts blasting away at a distant figure... only for it to turn out to be ''Jon''.
** During the boss fight with the transformed Irving, Jon's moment of TemptingFate when he says Irving has terrible aim, only to be ''immediately'' hit and almost killed by a tentacle.
* In part 14:
** Jake [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes constantly freaking out over the spiders]].
*** Plus his InsaneTrollLogic about how the normal African spiders are scarier than the big mutant ones.
** Jake [[InsistentTerminology referring to the gems they find in chests as 'triangles']].
** After Jon accidentally knocks a ladder down, they start a RunningGag that Chris Redfield hates ladders.
** Near the end, they spend ages dodging [[InsistentTerminology spiky death balls]] to collect treasures, only to find that they get to collect them after they open the door and the balls are destroyed.
* In part 15:
** This moment of ShapedLikeItself:
--->'''Jake:''' Oh, it's a square. I like squares. They have four equal sides... and they're shaped like a square.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext BOOB LOCATOR GO!]]
** This exchange after Jake inadvertently summons enemies:
---> '''Jon:''' What did you do?!
---> '''Jake:''' I made people.
---> '''Jon:''' You ''made'' people?
---> '''Jake:''' Yeah, I'm a girl. It happens.
---> '''Jon:''' Little too fast.
---> '''Jake:''' Too furious?
---> '''Jon:''' YES! DEFINITELY!
** The conversation with "Future Jon".
** After Jake makes more geometry references, Jon says he feels like he's playing a game with Sheldon from ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''... only for Jake to reveal that his ''mom'' has said the same thing. And even matched the other three LP'ers playing ''Four Swords Adventures'' with Jake to other characters from the show.
* Much like the aforementioned neckbreaker moment, there's Jon's astounded reaction to Chris's haymaker finisher in part 16:
-->'''Jon:''' Oh, ''dude!'' That was a fuckin' [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros falcon punch]] right there!
** While dodging the sun beams, Jake runs into an alcove and sees two spiders on the wall, freaking him out so much that he backs out of the alcove and gets hit by a beam.
--> '''Jake:''' WorthIt.
** Jon's confusion over the game's use of the word 'trilliant'. He looks it up and finds it's a word used to refer to gemstones cut into a triangular shape. He challenges the viewers to try and find ways to insert it into random conversations.
* In part 17, Jake accidentally kills Jon by redirecting a laser wrongly in the laser mirror puzzle. Jon is outraged... [[HypocriticalHumour because he had been planning to do it to Jake to get him back for the bridge incident]].
** Later in the same puzzle, Jon gets trapped in the center area by the lasers. Jake comes up with a complicated plan to get him out (ignoring Jon's much safer one) and ends up killing him again. This earns them a B rank for the level.
--> '''Jon:''' B! Because you burned me to death! B STANDS FOR BURN!
* In episode 18, two words: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RLkh9wSiuR4&t=725s Dramatic Goat]].
** Part 18 also has Jon [[LeeroyJenkins shooting at a glass wall containing lickers while screaming at the top of his lungs,]] which frees the Lickers and scares the crap out of Jake. Jon's reason? [[{{Troll}} Just to screw with Jake.]]
** Also in episode 18, Jon and Jake fight a boss. Unfortunately for Jake, it happened to be a spider boss, which he did not like.
-->'''Jake:''' (after beating the level) That was kind of fun, except for the whole spider thing.
-->'''Jon:''' You gonna be OK?
-->'''Jake:''' Yeah, yeah. I'm good.
-->'''Jon:''' You need, like, a hug or something?
-->'''Jake:''' Probably.
-->'''Jon:''' We'll do that off-camera... off-mike.
-->'''Jake:''' [[HoYay Off everything]].
-->'''Jon:''' Haha! No, no, no! [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Get out of my house]].
** Jon claiming that the goats in the lab complex are the most sinister enemy in the game, complete with TheStinger at the end of the video.
* In part 19, Jake is nearly killed by an enemy machine-gun and Jon manages to heal him with an item at the last minute -- which gets Jon an achievement called "[[{{Baywatch}} Lifeguard]]", prompting him to decide that Chris Redfield is also DavidHasselhoff.
** They joke about NotUsingTheZWord, then Jake refers to the enemies as "Not-Zees", which Jon hears as "Nazis".
** After Jake gets hit with a flash grenade:
--> '''Jake:''' Well, I'm...white.
--> '''Jon:''' (laughs) Well...''technically''...
** When fighting the Lickers, Jon starts singing "Point-blank sniping, I am running now!" to the tune of the ''{{Transformers}}'' theme.
** Also during that fight, Jon gets caught by a Licker's tongue and Jake is standing right next to him so he...uses an herb.
--> '''Jon:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks for helping!]]
* Part 20 has Jake being killed by a Reaper instantly, and as the game shows Sheva being impaled multiple times, Chris stands by and just... looks on and doesn't do a damn thing. Jon concludes that Sheva's death was entertaining to Chris.
** Also within the same part, Jon and Jake find an emblem in a dumpster and waste many bullets trying to shoot it due to how it's awkwardly placed. The emblem is literally within arm's reach and the duo have so much trouble shooting it. Jake even uses an ''incendiary grenade'' on the emblem, only for it to do nothing to the emblem!
** From the same episode's comments, [[http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=2TXaDBKF2Kom9xuHPkbKtkRL5qz2kl1Ve90fpxlZYOo Smithy4224's commentary]]. Especially the last three bits.
---> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bGmzSHfdlh0&t=882s 14:40]] - Lady, has anyone told you [[YoureInsane you're crazier than a Neo-Nazi with mescalin in his balls]]? [[note]]Smithy4224 telling [[EvilutionaryBiologist Excella]] [[SocialDarwinist Gionne]] like it is.[[/note]]
---> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bGmzSHfdlh0&t=923s 15:23]] - Oh, that thing's just MADE of rape. [[note]]He's referring to [[CombatTentacles Ouroboros]].[[/note]]
---> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bGmzSHfdlh0&t=1037s 17:18]] - And [[KillItWithFire the proper response to it]].
* Jon and Jake's EpicFail in episode 21 where they take 5 attempts to kill the Reapers...accompanied by the ''VideoGame/DuckHunt'' music each time.
** In the same episode, Jon and Jake's reactions to finding [[MundaneUtility "instructions"]] for the Uroboros virus were pretty funny.
* The battle with [[spoiler: Wesker and Jill]] features the [[CallBack return of the "FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAALL" battle cry]] as Jon rushes to save Jake. It doesn't work.
** At one point during the fight, Jake randomly stops in the middle of the hallway to ''check a light for treasure''.
** Then, during the [[spoiler: Jill-only]] part of the fight, Jake attempts to shoot the device on her chest. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill With a Magnum.]] Strangely enough, it doesn't work as intended. Jon is displeased.
** Also, the ''first time''[[spoiler: Jake kills her]].
--> '''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Make the shot count]].
--> '''Jake:''' One more. One shot...
--> ([[spoiler: Jill falls over dead.]])
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: You...killed her]].
--> '''Jake:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] Damn it!
--> ({{Beat}})
--> '''Jake:''' [[IronicEcho I made the shot count]].
* "If it can be punched, do it" -Chris Redfield, 2013
* Jake's outrage in episode 25 when an enemy still lives after Jake shot him in the face with a rocket launcher. ''Twice.''
* In episode 26, it's Jon and Jake's reaction to Uroboros Aheri.
-->'''Jon:''' Jake?
-->'''Jake:''' Yo?
-->'''Jon:''' Run.
** And shortly afterward.
--->'''Jake:''' Jon?
--->'''Jon:''' What?
--->'''Jake:''' Run.
* Part 28 has Jon being instantly killed by Wesker with a punch ''through'' the chest. Sheva can be seen in the scene standing next to Wesker and just ''watches him kill Chris'', almost as if she is getting revenge for a few parts back when Chris watched Sheva being impaled by a Reaper.
** When Wesker is hanging off Sheva's leg and she starts to fall, Chris has a flashback of Jill, yells his BigNo, and dives to save her. Jon chooses to ruin the moment by saying, "No! I'm catching the ball this time!" This sends Jake into a silent laughing fit, telling Jon that it was supposed to be touching. Jon's defense? "I'm sorry, you can't be touching while I'm here."
* Episode 29 has Jon and Jake's second attempt to beat Wesker after Jake died in the previous episode. Due to low ammunition, they're reduced to attacking the man covered in slithering snake-creatures with a knife and a stun baton, and it '''worked'''. They would have won if one of Wesker's attacks didn't kill them.
** First Jon, and then Jake, keep accidentally hitting the 'Come on!' taunt when they're trying to jump. "This is not the time for coming on!"
** "Josh and Jill went up the hill to fetch a helicopter!"
** Jake thinks he sees a treasure glinting in the rescue helicopter and Jon has to stop him from wanting to shoot up the helicopter to get it.
** Jake on how he doesn't find the Uroboros as scary as spiders...
---> '''Jake:''' It's just tentacles, I'm used to this.
---> '''Jon:''' WHAT?! TooMuchInformation!
** "We just killed Wesker's stunt double! Plot twist!"
** Jon and Jake having a giant snark-a-thon on how ludicrous the finale is, particularly when the helicopter shows up ''in the volcano''.
** Their ratings for the game. Jake rates it [[ShapedLikeItself resident evil/10]] and Jon rates it [[RunningGag football/10]].
* On episode 30, Jake attempts to play the piano to get a door open. Jon, however, decides it's necessary to have Chris call for Jill, causing Jake to mess up from laughing too much.
--> '''Jake:''' Dammit, Jon! Stop pointing at the door!
--> '''Jon:''' Ahahahahaha! Already worth it.
** At the beginning of that episode, Jon explains to Jake when and where the chapter takes place in the ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' chronology. When Jake accidentally lets slip a spoiler for the chapter, Future!Jon censors it out with an airhorn noise.
** Any time Jon hits the taunt button and gets the most appropriate possible taunt in response to something, such as when Jake pretends to abandon Jon locked in a cell:
---> '''Jake''': I'm going to leave you here now.
---> '''Chris Redfield''': Thanks!
* In episode 31, Jake randomly torturing a dead CIA agent (creeping Jon out) and the FunnyBackgroundEvent in "What We Missed" where A.I. controlled Chris empties his gun into Wesker's prone form. And then another where Jill carries on playing the piano while A.I. Chris gets attacked by an enemy.
** Jake also gets to save Jon in turn, complete with "[[BorrowedCatchphrase FOOOTBAAAALL!]]"
*** Just after that, Jake breaks open a box and grabs the flash grenade JUST when the enemy slams his anchor on him, leaving him completely unharmed due to invincibility frames.
---> '''Jon''': Oh, now I'm nowhere near you.
---> '''Jake''': That's ok, I had invincibility frames! *cracks up*
---> '''Jon''': ...Oh, you lucky bastard...I'd be angry if you weren't a beautiful human being and saved my life like that.
---> '''Jake''': Yeeaaaah!
** Their joint reaction when Jake manages to knife a score star high up on the wall, which is so loud that the volume seemed to have been lowered in editing.
** And the glorious return of [[spoiler: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Chris Redfield eating an egg. *APPLAUSE*]]]]
* In episode 32, Jon and Jake spend the whole start of the episode arguing about who gets to play as which character, as [[CrossPlayer Jake wants to keep playing as the girl]], and then it ends in a ShaggyDogStory as it turns out the DLC makes Jill player 2 after all.
** Jon's gleeful reaction to Josh's melee attacks.
** Due to the lack of much weaponry in the segment, Jake turns into a KnifeNut and becomes obsessed with stabbing enemies to death.
** The RunningGag of enemies just randomly exploding.
** The CasualDangerDialogue where Jon and Jake swap ammo ''while'' both stabbing a not-zombie.
* In episode 33, "[[IncendiaryExponent I may have accidentally set you on fire...]]"
** Jon and Jake fight a not-zombie and send it flying into a building with a simultaneous Backhand and Roundhouse moves. This comes complete with sports sound effects and a SACKED!!! message that appears on the screen.
---> '''Jake''': That was pretty hot. I'm slightly more attracted to you now, Josh.[[note]] The character Jon is playing, not Josh Jepson...as far as we know.[[/note]]
* In episode 34, Jon shooting an enemy so hard that it somehow blasts the enemy through a doorway and slams the door on him.
** Jake saves his rocket launcher for the whole fight until a boss near the end...[[EpicFail and misses]].
---> '''Jake:''' [[BlatantLies I just like difficulty]].
** In a CallBack to Jake's own LP of ''ResidentEvil4'', when Doug the helicopter pilot is killed:
---> '''Jake:''' Doug! No! He never got to tell us where the good bar is!
---> '''Jon:''' ...All helicopter pilots know where all the good bars are?
---> '''Jake:''' And none of them survive!
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[[folder: Yoshi's Island]]
* The CouchGag of end slate extras is quite amusing.
** Episode 2: Butt Accuracy: 85%
** Episode 3: Bonus: Here's how I warmed up for this episode. (Jon is singing to the tune of the prologue.)
** Episode 4: English Proficiency: 32% See me after class!
** Episode 5: (near the end of the video) What? I don't always put something here!
** Episode 6: (in very, very turbulent airplane conditions) "Let it be known that, editing on an plane is a terrible idea."
** Episode 7: After Jon states [[ScheduleSlip when the next video will be posted]], the video crashes abruptly. It then has [[BrickJoke Funky Kong surfing at the end]].
---> ''Error Code 0x0184: User attempted to follow a schedule.''
** Episode 8: A picture of [[WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry Bluster Kong]] gradually stretches and zooms in, accompanied with a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].
* In general, the arguments between Present Jon and Future Jon, especially in episode 2 when Jon somehow manages to imply that he 'is not a real person'.
* Jon plays a bonus minigame in the first episode but selects the card with Kamek (the losing option) first so immediately fails. When he gets the same minigame again, he uses Gambler's Fallacy and tries the same card twice more on the assumption Kamek must be somewhere else, ''only to get Kamek again both times''. He becomes certain that Kamek is ''always'' there on every playing of the game and asks Future Jon to check...only for Future Jon to report that no, it is random, and Jon's ''[[BornUnlucky just that unlucky]]''.
* At the start of Episode 2, he predicts what the comments of Episode 1 were, because he made Episode 2 in advance. He is ''completely wrong''.
--> ''Overall Score: F- See me after class.''
* During stage 1-4, he plays Blarg's voice clips from Tetris Attack to show why he likes Blarg...and he falls into the lava during said moment, complete with an AUGH! from the stupidity of his death. The annotation from Future Jon that follows drives it home.
--> ''Solid impression, 4/5''
* Jon continually refers to the flashing eggs containing red coins as "Seizure Eggs".
* Jon's reaction in episode 4 when he finds out that the official name of the super mode where Baby Mario with a cape takes over after gaining a star is "Powerful Mario".
* In episode 6, after some ScheduleSlip, Present Jon keeps making overly optimistic mentions of when he thinks the video will be out, only for Future Jon to keep snarkily correcting him.
** Also in episode 6, Future Jon can't find an official name for a terrain item, so dubs it "Ceiling Sponge Cake".
* In episode 7, Jon's computer crashed and needed repairs, he went to [=MAGFest=], and then got sick when he came home, in that order. He points out that at this point, fate obviously just doesn't like him making solo projects.
* In episode 9, Jon was struggling with rebounding eggs to obtain a flower. When he finally does...
--> "I'm now a T.A. at [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Stormtrooper School]]."
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[[folder:Other]]
* During AGDQ he made a donation which got read on stream. The game he donated during? [[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld Kaizo]]
-->'''Proton Jon:''' "You're crazy. Absolutely crazy. Why would you do this to yourself? I mean, I know you'll clear it but why would you do this to yourself?''
* Jon crashes Chugga's Pax East [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgzv0043vvo/ update video]] and freaks him out.
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