* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000384 CANDY CORN VAMPIRE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000385 (AUGH)]]
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000396 And again.]]
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000553 One]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000554 more]] [[RunningGag time.]]
* Any attempts to use Problem Sleuth and Ace Dick's keys/guns as actual keys.
--> > Open door lock with tommy gun.
--> "You throw your RING OF KEYS at the lock. They jangle uselessly against the door. You're not sure what you expected was going to happen. You sure can be dumb sometimes."
* When Ace Dick absorbs Fiesta Ace Dick and Zombie Ace Dick, he undergoes an incredible transformation into...[[spoiler:Ace Dick]]!
--> "Really, you are just utterly astounded by how shitty your IMAGINATION is. If your IMAGINATION was a face you would punch it. In the face."
* Ace Dick's female counterpart just being Ace Dick, in a wig.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000600 Ace Dick leaves his office.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000871 You're here for two things: to fucking ruin someone's shit, and to play a friendly game of make-believe. AND YOU'RE ALL OUT OF IMAGINATION.]]