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* Nearly every idle chat between the Prince and Elika.
* Special mention goes to when the Prince interrupts their urgent quest to challenge Elika to a game of I Spy.
--> '''Prince:''' Want to play a game? Come on! It'll be fun.\\
'''Elika:''' The world's about to end and you want to play a game?\\
'''Prince:''' Might as well die happy!\\
...
--> '''Elika:''' Grass.\\
'''Prince:''' No.\\
'''Elika:''' Rock.\\
'''Prince:''' No.\\
'''Elika:''' This is a stupid game.\\
'''Prince:''' Want another go?\\
'''Elika:''' No. ({{Beat}})...Path.\\
'''Prince:''' No.\\
'''Elika:''' This is impossible!\\
...
--> '''Prince:''' S.\\
'''Elika:''' Are you still playing that game?\\
'''Prince:''' S!\\
...
--> '''Prince:''' Your turn.\\
'''Elika:''' For what? ...(''sighs'')...C.\\
'''Prince:''' Corruption.\\
'''Elika:''' Yes, can we go on?\\
...
--> '''Prince:''' S.\\
'''Elika:''' Sky again.\\
'''Prince:''' Now you're getting it.\\
'''Elika:''' You picked sky ''again''?\\
'''Prince:''' No, but you're getting a hang out of the rules!\\
'''Elika:''' Thanks. [[DeadpanSnarker They're so complex I was worried they might evade me.]]\\
...
--> '''Prince:''' S.\\
'''Elika:''' Scar.\\
'''Prince:''' No.\\
'''Elika:''' Scarrrr-f?\\
'''Prince:''' No.\\
'''Elika:''' Shrine?\\
'''Prince:''' A-ha! ...No.\\
'''Elika:''' I give up.\\
'''Prince:''' Sssssoulless follower of Ahriman!\\
'''Elika:''' I am ''amazed'' no one threw you overboard on your sea trips.
* Sometimes, Elika also brings the snark:
-->'''Prince:''' That's a nice blouse.\\
'''Elika:''' I think I have a spare if you'd like it.
* However, the Prince is not to be outdone.
-->'''Elika:''' We have to cross over there!\\
'''Prince:''' Sure, climb on the roof. It's not like gravity ever killed anyone.
* This conversation:
-->'''Elika:''' Why are you doing this? [[TheDulcineaEffect You're not doing this for me, are you]]? [[MaleGaze I've seen you looking at me]]. [[AllMenArePerverts I recognize that look]].
-->'''Prince:''' Hey, you're cute, but not 'stay to fight a dark god' cute.
-->'''Elika:''' Would you have helped my father if ''he'' had asked you?
-->'''Prince:''' He's not that cute, either.
* Elika and the Prince:
-->'''Elika:''' Wow. With you as a measuring stick, that really makes me a saint.\\
'''Prince:''' Oh, come on, I've helped old ladies home from the market.\\
'''Elika:''' If they had attractive daughters.\\
'''Prince:''' Yeah. I helped them, too.
* When chasing the Hunter:
-->'''Elika:''' Just be patient. Patience brings rewards.\\
'''Prince:''' So, does walking into a harem covered in chocolate.
* The Prince about the evil god:
-->'''Prince:''' You had to pick this religion? You couldn't have picked one where the all the evil creatures were...I don't know... slightly angry sheep?
* In the windmill:
-->'''Prince:''' You know, I once thought about settling down, milling flour for a living...\\
'''Elika:''' Really?\\
'''Prince:''' Ha, are you kidding? How boring would that be?
* The Prince lampshading the fact that their destination is, as always, the most inconvenient place.
-->'''Prince:''' Nice tower. I'd say it's from the ominous and forbidding school of architecture. \\
'''Elika:''' The fertile ground is...\\
'''Prince:''' At the top of the tower. Well, they wouldn't put it on the ground floor, would they?
* Before climbing up a tower:
-->'''Prince:''' I'll go first. But hey, no staring at my ass. I've felt you looking. \\
'''Elika:''' I thought you lost your ass?\\
'''Prince:''' Donkey.\\
(''And then Elika actually stares at his ass.'')\\
'''Prince:''' I can feel you looking!
* The Prince imitating the Hunter, which is a ugly monster after all.