!!The series:
* The Nathan Lane interview, where Jiminy causes Lane to laugh uncontrollably towards the end.
--> '''Jiminy''': You worked with that one famous drunk actor. What's his name? I'm always forgetting his name.\\
'''Nathan''': There's been so many.\\
'''Jiminy''': Drunky. Oh, George C. Scott, that's it.\\
'''Nathan''': (laughing while talking) Well he wasn't...\\
'''Jiminy''': Was he swervin' on the stage all the time?\\
'''Nathan''': (still laughing) No...\\
'''Jiminy''': Spewin' old booze from his breath?\\
'''Nathan''': He was... (more laughter)\\
'''Jiminy''': What was that like?\\
'''Nathan''': He was very kind to me.\\
'''Jiminy''': Very kind to you?\\
'''Nathan''': He did occasionally have a drink, but not ''on'' stage.\\
'''Jiminy''': I'll bet he had it in a little flask he hid. How come we don't hear from him so much?\\
'''Nathan''': Well, unfortunately he passed away.\\
'''Jiminy''': NO!\\
'''Nathan''': (struggling to keep from laughing more) You didn't get the memo?\\
'''Jiminy''': I didn't get the memo!
* When Jiminy interviewed Alec Baldwin, he asked how many actresses he's slept with. When they got to Sarah Jessica Parker:
--> '''Alec''': What do you do? She comes to your apartment at three o'clock in the morning after she wraps the friggin' TV show, she's like, y'know, (knocks)-\\
'''Jiminy''': But she's with Matthew Broderick from ''The Producers''!\\
'''Alec''': (derisively) Come on, get serious. (crew members heard laughing)
* When interviewing Janeane Garofalo, Jiminy read a quote from Janeane, "Sex is..." and [[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0678393/mediaviewer/rm1716484096 scrunched up his face.]] Janeane burst out laughing. Can't blame her; it was a hilarious face.
* The Regis Philbin interview, where he got Regis to crack up a few times.
--> '''Jiminy''': You did ''Series/GetSmart''. Were you any good on it?\\
'''Regis''': I just played a cook, as a matter of fact. They had a little, to this day, people still talk about the, the scene where Don Adams played a little practical joke on me.\\
'''Jiminy''': Who's Don Adams?\\
'''Regis''': ''(mildly irritated tone)'' He was the agent in ''Get Smart''.\\
'''Jiminy''': What's ''Get Smart''?\\
'''Regis''': ''(cracking up)'' ''Get Smart'' was the name of Ga- ''(laughs)'' Don Adams's show!\\
'''Jiminy''': Oh, I'd love to see it, go on.\\
'''Regis''': Well, I was playing a baker, and everybody was suspicious of everybody-\\
'''Jiminy''': A baker, a baker of pies and bread?\\
'''Regis''': Of pies, and cakes, yes. And, uh-\\
'''Jiminy''': I love cake.\\
'''Regis''': ...He set me up, and then he hit me in the face with a cream pie.\\
'''Jiminy''': Who did?\\
'''Regis''': ...Don Adams.
* When Jiminy interviewed Creator/DavidDuchovny, he got interrupted by a cell phone call and answered it. He then told David, "It's private." David was undestandably confused: "You just want me to go?" Jiminy re-iterated: "Well, it's private. (...) That means leave."
--> '''Jiminy''': ''(on phone)'' Hi, Dixie. Oh, you can't believe it. Well I mean, the editors are gonna win an Emmy for this one. No, you know what it is? There's a self-absorption behind a smug wisdom-\\
'''David''': ''(off-camera)'' I can hear you!
** In the same interview, David mentioned that he barely did any research for his role on ''Series/TheXFiles''; at most, he talked to an FBI agent on the street for three minutes.
--> '''Jiminy''': [[SarcasmMode Well that's commitment.]]
* When Jiminy interviewed Bob Hope [[labelnote:Note]](played by Dave Thomas)[[/labelnote]]:
--> '''Bob''': And th-th-this is the, uh, kid from that movie. [[Film/AmericanPie The kid movie.]]\\
'''Jiminy''': And his name is Eugene...\\
'''Eugene''': Levy.\\
'''Jiminy''': Levy.\\
'''Bob''': I didn't see your movie, but I saw the trailer for it, where you entered, I think, a kitchen and there was a kid and he was doin' something with a pie. He had his, like, penis in a pie, didn't he?\\
''(moments later, when Jiminy cuts to commercial)''\\
'''Bob''': I wanna talk more about that kid's penis.
* When interviewing Sharon Stone, Glick said that Stone was a Ford model at one point. Then he says: "And was there nuuuuuudity innnnnvolved?" in this drawn-out, hushed tone that's hilarious.
** In the same interview:
--> '''Jiminy''': Let's talk about ''Film/BasicInstinct''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo_ExI-mvkk&t=3m5s Haaauuuooohhhh ha ha ha!!!]] ''(hops on his chair, turns around, and falls down)''
* When interviewing Creator/BillyCrystal, he mentioned that Crystal played a mime in ''Film/ThisIsSpinalTap'':
--> '''Billy''': I said: [[{{Pun}} "Mime is money."]]\\
'''Jiminy''': ''(dismissively)'' I'm not interested in that part of the conversation.
* Creator/IceCube, a notorious [[TheStoic poker face]], is slightly cracked up a few times by Jiminy, such as this moment:
--> '''Jiminy''': What's the whole "ice" obsession about?\\
'''Ice''': Because it describes my personality.\\
'''Jiminy''': 'Cause you're cold. Or, when heated, you melt.\\
'''Ice''': ''(cracks a smile)'' What you think, man?\\
'''Jiminy''': You don't seem cold at all, you seem warm and loving.
* After one of the commercial breaks in the first episode, Adrian van Voorhees ends a musical interlude and the band plays an off-key note. He gives them a "what the hell was that?!" look.
* The Lalawood Fables segment in the Dennis Miller/Jerry Seinfeld episode has one of the funniest [[GroinAttack groin attacks]] ever done.
* In the Elijah Wood interview, they get onto the subject of ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings''- Jiminy gets it mixed up with ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'':
--> '''Jiminy''': I know this story. Children eat each other.\\
'''Elijah''': No.\\
'''Jiminy''': Look at the tape, boy. Children are on an island, and they eat each other. And they season each other and then they chow down.
* This bit at the end of the Bystanders to Times Gone By With Adrian van Voorhees sketch:
--> '''Adrian''': ''(sniffing his pipe)'' The next crew member I find smoking dope out of this pipe is gonna get his ass kicked!

!!TheMovie:
* After "Growing Up Gandhi" finishes:
--> '''Andre Devine''': This terrible movie you made. It's like a goose farting in your face!
* When interviewing Steve Martin:
--> '''Jiminy''': You get a lot of bad reviews. How does that make you feel, and how do you handle it?\\
'''Steve''': Well first of all, a ''lot'' of people get bad reviews. Creator/CharlieChaplin got bad reviews.\\
'''Jiminy''': (shakes head) Mmm-mmm.\\
'''Steve''': ...Creator/BusterKeaton got bad reviews.\\
'''Jiminy''': No, not ''really''. Not, not on the level ''you'' get them.
* The outtakes, especially the moment when Creator/KurtRussell gets the giggles and can't stop.
--> '''Kurt''': ''(laughing)'' It's like being in the principal's office! [...] I'm not gonna come close to making it!\\
'''Jiminy''': You're gonna be fine. Kurt Vogel Russell. Is that your name?\\
'''Kurt''': ''(still laughing)'' That's it, Jiminy! Oh, shit...
** Another outtake:
--> '''Jiminy''': You were a cheerleader!\\
'''Steve Martin''': I was. In high school.\\
'''Jiminy''': ''(makes effeminate hand gesture)'' Yoo-hoo! Everyone must've stared at ya. Talk about bein' gay!\\
''(Steve cracks up)''