If you thought the [[{{Woolseyism}} Woolseyisms]] from the [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI vanilla game]] were memorable, this retelling does its best to one-up them.
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* When Celestia lends Twilight her Unicorn Esper, Applebloom naturally wants to learn Magic too, only to sulk when she's told she can't. Celestia's reassurance that she has her own talents doesn't comfort her one bit. Ironically enough, due to the skill reshuffling the new mechanics caused, said unique talent? Using Tools, same as Celestia's counterpart Edgar.
* When Applebloom leaves to go back to Canterlot City, she warns Twilight not to let Celestia "do anything odd" to her, and Luna laughs about how her sister "still has a reputation". It seems [[RonTheDeathEater Celestia]] + [[TheCasanova Edgar]] = [[MemeticMolester Molestia]].
** Not always, however, which can be even funnier. At one point she mentions using the "caring mother" routine on a soldier to extract information much the same way Edgar uses seduction.
* Luna [[InnocentlyInsensitive unintentionally]] [[NoIndoorVoice browbeating]] [[ShrinkingViolet Fluttershy]] into joining her party during their first meeting together.
* Pinkie Pie, [[FountainOfMemes as]] [[CloudCuckooLander usual]]. Particularly outstanding is her rambling if you talk to her while she watches the Opera, where she recounts going to a "[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate creepy and boring]]" play but was kept entertained by [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 some hecklers in the front row]].
* For that matter, she may have at least one foot over the MoralEventHorizon, but Emperor Gilda's TotallyRadical dialogue is something to see. Whereas Gestahl was a fairly generic EvilOverlord, Gilda's dialogue is almost as amusing as Discord's/Kefka's.
* The random enemies that can Fus-Ro-Dah your party members away. If you don't see it coming, it's a hillariously awesome BigLippedAlligatorMoment.