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* The ''opening narration'', listing hopes and dreams that [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ends with]]:
-->"''...and to meet lots and lots of girls! Well, I didn't say that all their wishes involved Pokémon!''"
* Diane's cry for help after Meta Groudon gets her can be summed up as this. [[DamselInDistress Is she even crying for help]] or [[TheImmodestOrgasm having an orgasm?]]
** The fact that she was caught by Meta Groudon's [[NaughtyTentacles tentacles]] is even more unsettling if not hilarious.
* What does Jirachi do when Max wishes for candy? He teleports it all from the stand just outside. Especially when we see a very confused shopkeeper!
-->"''Candy! Candy!''"
** And right afterwords, May tells Jirachi to get rid of the problem (the candy), so he teleports her into the middle of the pile.
-->''"[[ExactWords Problem Gone]]!"''
* When May tells Max to go to sleep, [[TemptingFate Max tells Jirachi that they'll just pretend to be asleep so they can play]]. May seems to hear him, so she starts singing her lullaby. Max is sound asleep in about a minute.
* Spying on Max and Jirachi, Team Rocket argue about what they're gonna do once they get ahold of Jirachi.
-->'''Jessie''': Jirachi? Hey, that's the Pokémon they say can grant wishes!\\
'''Meowth''': And it can teleport stuff, too.\\
'''James''': And our first wish should be that it doesn't teleport itself away from us once we capture it!\\
'''Jessie''': [[StupidestThingIveEverHeard COULD YOU HAVE SAID SOMETHING EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THAT?!]] What if Jirachi grants us just ''one'' wish only? You'd waste it on that?!\\
'''Meowth''': I didn't even think about that! We might only ge one wish, and that's it! We're gonna need the perfect wish!\\
'''Jessie''': I've got it! Why don't we just wish for a hundred more wishes? It's genius!\\
'''James''': But, Jessie, if Jirachi teleports away from us after the first wish?\\
'''Meowth''': [[DeadpanSnarker I wish I could teleport away from the two of you]].
* Then there's this bit of dialogue when Team Rocket sees Jirachi drawing energy from the Millennium Comet.
--> '''Meowth:''' Do you see dat?\\
'''Jessie:''' You think I'm blind?\\
'''James:''' That would explain the hair.
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