* In ''Beach Pizza'', after Habib said to his cousins "Own the bitch" and the lifesavers thought he said he wants to own the beach, Les (one of the lifesavers) gives a speech.
-->'''Lifesaver Les:''' So you're looking for a fuckin' blue, are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!
-->'''Rocky:''' What'd you start us for, mate? Chillax.
-->'''Lifesaver Les:''' I'll fuckin' biff ya, mate!
-->'''Habib:''' What did I do?
-->'''Lifesaver Les:''' [[ClusterFBomb Well, if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! Cause we own the FUCKIN' beach! Our grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach, alright? And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!!]]
-->'''Habib:''' Rocky, look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is, like, hard to understand.
-->'''Lifesaver Les:''' You, you and you and you, FUCK OFF!!!}}
-->'''Rocky:''' "I think he said, 'Who wants to start a WAR!!!!'
** FUCKIN' ARABS! THEY'RE TAKING OVER OUR FUCKIN' BEACH! '''LET'S GET 'EEEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!!'''
** And then there's a riot, until Pauly bashed Alan Ford Jones and went on air. Then everyone starts running to the camera crew.

* Anything involving a mentally disabled nut named Leonard.
** In his first appearance in ''Crazy Pizza'' he was trying to attack Pauly at the club, who told the story about how he was attacked by the nut every time he delivers to his house.
** The moaning of Leonard and his mother about the dead father.
--->'''Nut's Mum:''' What did you do? He's horrible! He's horrible, you stupid, stupid man! (sobs)
** As Pauly drove to the graveyard, Leonard plays with the radio settings and then starts to scream after Pauly tells him to stop it.
--->'''Pauly:''' You Nut!
---> ''(Leonard continues screaming)''
--->'''Pauly:''' Just get the body outta here, hide it. Not that way, you idiot! Go!

** In the Season 3 premiere.
*** "Why did you smack me for, Bobo?"
*** "What do you want me to do now Mr. ''(raspberry)'' Boss man!" ''(laughs; Bobo slaps Leonard, screaming)''
*** A dodging car ride, when Pauly bumps into Leonard. He then did a burnout which causes Leonard to get out of the dodging car and got hit by one. and that's how he ended up on a wheelchair.
*** "Bobo, I poo poo in my pants!"
*** "I need to go pee pee! Open the pee pee! Open! ''(Davo slaps him with a thong)''

** Any time he screams.

* In ''Refugee Pizza'', when Pauly has encountered the Koala guy, Leonard the Nut, the RTA nut and the guy from the cinemas who all try to beat up Pauly in the hilarious way.
** Later on, when the Parking Officer notices Pauly has blue balls. and the way he laughs.
--->'''Parking Officer:''' Blue Balls! You haven't even gotten her pants! You must be a real dickhead! (laughs)
--->'''Pauly:''' Stop laughing mate!

* "Today's me FUCKIN Birthday! I don't need this '''SHIT!!'''"

* Whenever Junior gets freaked out on Crocodile Island.

* In ''Doctor Pizza'', DJBJ told the golfing doctors to wait longer and he was being chased by them, until they took the pizza away from him. DJBJ reminded them about his doodle.
-->'''DJBJ:''' What about my doodle! the fucking doodle! ''(screams)''

* In ''Freaky Pizza'', Ronnie [=McDoggle=] ordered the small Hawaiian pizza, but Bobo told the customer he doesn't make small pizza's only medium or large. then the kids splashed the drink all over Ronnie, who angrily tell them off.
** Then later:
-->'''Bobo Gigliotti:''' Fat Pizza Pizzas, they're big and they're cheesey.
-->'''Ronnie [=McDoggle=]:''' Yeah it's Ronnie [=McDoggle=] here mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, over an hour! '''WHERE IS IT!!'''
** When Pauly delivered the pizza, the clown argue the pizza was cold.

* The teacher who taught Pauly the word "Stooge!"
-->'''Stooge Teacher:''' Stooge!