* '''Berthe''': "Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get anything else up." BUH DUM TISH.
* Before the revolution scene:
--->'''Fastrada''': Pippin is disloyal to you, my lord.
--->'''Charles''': Every son is disloyal to his father at one time or another, my lady.
--->'''Fastrada''': But Lewis loves you, my lord.
--->'''Charles''': Lewis is an asshole, my lady.
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