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-->'''Keely''': What are a couple of teenagers going to do in a dark room with no adult supervision?
*
-->'''Phil''': Forbidden Romance calls for Forbidden Hedge Trimming.
*
-->'''Pim''': What kind of name is Keely?
-->'''Phil''': Asks Pim.
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-->'''Keely''': She's in Indonesia.
-->'''Phil''': You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.
-->'''Keely''': I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.
*
-->'''Phil''': Keely, Keely, Keely.
-->'''Keely''': [pushes Phil gently] Don't you triple Keely me!
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-->'''Barb''': That's perfect! I could be the hostess with the mostess!
-->'''Pim''': Mom, you can't even make toastess.
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-->'''Phil''': What I need you to do is go to the street fair...
-->'''Keely Replicate''': I love the street fair.
-->'''Phil''': ...with Via...
-->'''Keely Replicate''': I love Via.
-->'''Phil''': ...while I take Keely, the ''real'' Keely, skyaking.
-->'''Keely Replicate''': I love skyaking.
-->'''Phil''': Yes, but you're going to the street fair.
-->'''Keely Replicate''': I love the street fair. ''(gasp)'' Pillows!
* The revelation that new restrictions have been put on time traveling in the future, which is called the "Thanks to the Diffies" law. Lloyd doesn't get why it's called that.