[[folder:I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer]]
* Phelous's epic FreakOut upon discovering that the killer in ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer]]'' was [[spoiler:a zombie fisherman? A ''zombie '''fisherman!?''''' A '''''ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?''''']]
* The start of the review merits a mention:
-->'''Phelous:''' "This movie sucks."\\

[[folder: The End ]]

[[folder:The Ruins]]
* When the corpse of Mathias's brother is found.
-->'''Phelous:''' "''I think he's deeeeeead.''"
* His response to Creator/BenStiller [[PlayingAgainstType being credited as Executive Producer]]. [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Zoolander}} He cuts to Derek Zoolander doing "Magnum".]]]]

[[folder:Troll 2]]
* He set the [[{{Narm}} infamous]] BigOMG to ''Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra''.
** And, as an encore from the first ''Troll'' movie:
-->'''[[Series/TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]]''': "You are all weirdos."

* Poking fun of the whole "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Someone's rubbing puppets on us!]]" [[SpecialEffectsFailure effects used]], there's a scene where Phelous is attacked by a [[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit The Frog]] plushie.
** What really sells this is the song that plays when Kermit is gnawing Phelous's face off.
-->'''Kermit:''' "''Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what's on the other si-''"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''Cut it out!''" (flings Kermit away with a large thud)

[[folder:Troll 3]]
* The end skit has toy bulldozers rushing to attack Phelous. The sound and editing are timed ''perfectly''.
** The effect of Phelous having a root poke through his eye that ''surpasses'' the [[SpecialEffectsFailure one in the movie]]: [[spoiler:He uses a stick and a paper cutout of his face]].
-->'''Phelous:''' AHHHHHHH, [[BlatantLies REAL]]!

[[folder:Cabin Fever]]
* The [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big Crocodile Scene Happening]].

[[folder:The Midnight Meat Train]]
* The [[BadassInANiceSuit sharply dressed]] killer stands up, straightens his tie and gets on the eponymous subway train. Phelous sets the whole thing to the theme from ''Get Smart''. It fits. Perfectly.

[[folder:Silent Hill: Shattered Memories]]
* His spoof on the alternate personalities in ''SilentHillShatteredMemories'' with rapid fire {{Shout Out}}s to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, and WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, as well as a TakeThat to TheIrateGamer.
-->'''Phelous as Angry Nerd:''' "''Shattered Memories''? More like shattered asshole! I'd rather play a different game than play this game!"
-->'''Phelous as The Nostalgia Critic:''' "Hello, ''Silent Hill'' shattered my memories! I don't remember it so you don't have to!"
-->'''Phelous as The Cinema Snob:''' "In my ''expert'' opinion, ''Silent Hill: Shattered Memories'' is a game that came out on the in December 2009."
-->'''Phelous as Irate Gamer:''' "''Silent Hill: Shattered Memories'' is the perfect [[YouFailLinguisticsForever predecessor]] to the first ''Silent Hill'' game."

[[folder:Fear Dot Com]]
* He gets progressively more and more confused and infuriated with the evil website's nonsensical actions and statements, until...
-->'''Evil Website Woman:''' ''*seductively*'' "Do you want to hurt me?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "Yes! ''Holy Shit'' YES!!"
** When the Evil Website Woman calls one of the characters, Phelous cuts in as her.
--> "''[[Film/TheRing Seven daysss]]...'' ah I mean, are you ready to play?"
** His running gag of calling the in-film website ''Fear Dot Com Dot Com''.
** [[WebVideo/LeeAndDena Dena Natali]]'s part in the end skit. Her performance as the aforementioned Evil Website Woman achieves the right balance of funny and creepy.

[[folder:Night of The Lepus]]
* His ''Film/NightOfTheLepus'' review repeatedly splices in footage from the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave", specifically the scenes involving [=McCoy=]'s encounter with the [[Literature/AliceInWonderland white rabbit]]. The effect is hilarious.

[[folder:I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer]]
* The increasing tone of ThisIsGonnaSuck that creeps into his voice as he repeatedly asks "This is a comedy, right?"

[[folder:Automaton Transfusion]]
* The title image for ''Automaton Transfusion'' says [[DamnedByFaintPraise "One of the films in decades."]]

[[folder:Night of the Living Dead 3D]]
* [[Film/NightOfTheLivingDead3D "All right, Vince, hit him in the head, right between the eyes."]] ''[[Franchise/StarWars *Death Star explodes*]]''

[[folder:The Deaths of Ian Stone]]
* At the end of the review, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic calls out Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'' because it was nostalgic. [[spoiler:Phelous then gets shot by NC after calling him "funny".]]
-->'''Phelous:''' [[spoiler:Doug, you're funny!]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Nostalgia Critic]]:''' [[spoiler:'''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} [[BerserkButton Fun]][[NeverHeardThatOneBefore nie!?]]''' (ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and shoots Phelous)]]

[[folder:Cabin Fever 2]]
* This part:
--> '''John''': You know I can't leave [Alex]! You know that!
--> '''Cassie''': Well, let's just go and get him, then!
--> '''Phelous''': I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC! Don't be all RATIONAL about it!
** Him going LaughingMad during the scene [[spoiler: where Cassie amputates John's infected arm]] is also pretty good.
* "So, you're probably wondering why [Paul[[note]]Rider Strong's character from the first movie[[/note]]]'s still alive... (long ass {{Beat}}) (shakes head, shrugs)"

[[folder:The Blade Master]]
* The robot scene in the other ''[[Film/TheBladeMaster Troll 3]]'', set perfectly in time to a variant of the Team Rocket motto from ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''.
** His take on the abrupt change in camera angle between lines:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Take her away! TAKE HER AWAY! Right now! RIGHT NOW!"
** The Rape Horn.

* "So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackasses looking to do nothing else but party and have sex. Oooops, that was Film/CabinFever again. On to Hostel: So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackass looking to do nothing else but party and have sex."

[[folder:Hostel 2]]
* Everything related to Phelous' portrayal of Eli Roth.
** Eli Roth tries to knock Phelous unconcious with a single punch, only to fail and just hurt him. After failing a second time, he finally manage to do it by hitting him with the movie.
* "[[RunningGag So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackasses looking to do nothing else but party and have sex.]] [[RecycledINSPACE But they are FEMALE, this time!]]"
* Phelous keeps complaining that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy he doesn't care]] and begs the movie to give him something to care about.
-->"So they give me a scene [[SarcasmMode I obviously care about]]: partying!" *facepalm*
* "Oh, great! Now we can see [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the killers partying]]! This just added a whole new level of pointless!"
* Phelous' interpretation of the movie's Aesop: [[spoiler:If you get caught by a murder group, make sure you're rich and join them.]]

[[folder:Death Row]]
* His reaction to the Ceiling Fan kill in ''Death Row''
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh no! A [[JokeItem butter knife]]!" *''[[LethalJokeItem Cuts his own head off with it.]]''* "[[AWizardDidIt A ghost made that work somehow]], [[YouFailPhysicsForever it's not stupid!]]"
** Also, the numerous ''Series/{{Titus}}'' references.

* The ''Humains'' crossover review with {{Benzaie}} is full of win.
** Whenever something stupid happens, they do a weird [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit-style]] arm-waving while saying "Humains!"
** The "French Shia Labeouf".
** Upon hearing the characters explain their accident, the disappearance of a body and someone shooting at them with arrows by saying it must have been wild animals:
-->'''Benzaie and Phelous''': WILD ANIMALS?!
-->'''Phelous''': What, like wild boars?
-->'''Benzaie''': ''Shooting arrows''?
-->'''Phelous''': The only boar-like creatures I have heard about that shoot arrows are [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda the Moblins in Zelda]]! Are ''those'' in Switzerland?
-->'''Benzaie''': Well, yeah, but only the australian ones actually shoot arrows!
-->''[[IWasJustJoking Phelous gives him a WTF stare]]''

[[folder:Dawn of the Living Dead]]
* The ending skit (especially Sub-Zero and [=SadPanda=]'s appearance's)
--> '''Phelous''': ''Why won't this movie DIEEEEE?!''
--> '''D1''': I'll tell you why... because it's ''already dead!'' [[EvilLaugh Muahahahahaha!]]
--> '''Phelous''': Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! How are you here?
--> '''D1''': Because I wasn't given a proper burial!
--> '''Phelous''': ''So?!'' You're still ME - you can't be here!
--> '''D1''': Look; either you die, then you can't be sitting there doing this review, or I'm somehow a different person and am now your nemesis!
--> '''Phelous''': I don't need a nemesis, I have Sub-Zero already anyway.
--> '''D1''': What? What does he do?
--> '''Phelous''': He... sits in the kitchen there, comes out and hits me or says mean words if I make a MortalKombat joke.
--> '''Sub-Zero''' ''(reading a magazine in the kitchen)'': Yeah, when are you gonna do that again? I'm getting bored!
--> '''Phelous''': Shut up!
--> '''D1''': Wow... mean words. That's why you need a real nemesis!
--> '''[=SadPanda=]''': Hey! Phelous has a nemesis: me, the Sad Panda!
--> '''Phelous''': You're not my nemesis Panda, you do my theme song!
--> '''[=SadPanda=]''': Oh yeah, you're right. Bye.
--> '''Phelous''': Yes, bye, the review is over and this is just stupid, ''why won't it end?!''
--> '''D1''': Because you must face me - Phelous D1!
--> '''Phelous''': What the hell does "D1" even mean?
--> '''D1''': Ehm, well, it means...
--> ''*Lightning hits D1*''
--> '''D1''': Argh, purple lightning... my one weakness...
--> '''Phelous''': ''(turns to the camera)'' Okay, we're done here. END THE DAMN VIDEO!

[[folder:Open Graves]]
* Punky tricks Phelous into a [[StableTimeLoop Stable Time Loop]] just like in the movie.
--> '''Punky:''' Did you guys get it yet? [[DontExplainTheJoke He's doing the review again like he doesn't know what happened. It's funny because he's stupid!]]
** Also, the opening.
--> '''Phelous:''' What if the board game ''Franchise/{{Jumanji}}'' was evil? Oh wait. It was pretty evil, wasn't it? Um... what if it was in a really weak horror movie? Open Graves!

[[folder:Dotcom Murder]]
* In his ''Dotcom Murder'' review:
-->'''Protagonist:''' "Shit!"
-->'''Computer in film:''' "Shit not recognised."
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker I guess that's true of everyone who worked on this movie]]."
* When a computer named Hal denies the protagonist's request's by saying "I can't let you do that," Phelous responds with this cut:
-->'''Phelous:''' "No! I'm not using that ''[[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Space Odyssey]]'' clip. It's what they want!"

[[folder:Pulse 2003]]
* Playing "The Syncopated Clock" [[OverlyLongGag for the whole of the thirty second shot of Madeline Stowe driving, while counting the seconds]], in ''Pulse 2003''.

[[folder:Pulse 2006]]
* The beginning of his review, where he combines three of the more prominent ads that played on Blip at the time (Fibre One, Madden NFL 11 - "Put your hands up", and The Pillars of the Earth) by having a skit of "I swear by all the advertisements, I will never care about your fibre."
* Fourth advert (Yoplait) gets a mention as he walks away, saying he's going to go lose weight by eating yogurt.
* The interruption by Creator/JewWario is hilarious. "Play. Play. Play. Play button!"
* His dubbing-in of [[Series/{{Alias}} Arvin Sloane's]] dialogue over Ron Rifkin's character:
--> "The only person I blame... is Josh." "YOU SIMPLE-MINDED DILETTANTE!"
--> "I'm not imagining this!"
* Rifkin gets out of his chair. "A few days ago, I would have done anything to keep you alive. And now, I don't care."
* His reaction to Boone saying that keeping viruses on your computer is like "keeping nukes in your closet."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I'm purposely downloading viruses off the internet! I'M SUCH A BADASS! Oh, what a rush!"

[[folder:Pulse 2]]
* When Michelle starts cleaning up the apartment, "Take on Me" begins to play, but Phelous cuts it off:
-->'''Phelous:''' "NO! She doesn't get "Take on Me!" ''She doesn't deserve it''."

[[folder:Pulse 3]]
* After mocking Friend-Meets-World's using the Wii version of ''Mortal Kombat Armageddon'' to play against his girlfriend (the Wii version doesn't have online multiplayer), Phelous makes a MK joke and expects Sub-Zero to hit him. Instead, Sub-Zero glitches into Ermac (an extremely nerdy inside joke amongst the ''Mortal Kombat'' fanbase).
* His impersonation of what two people having sex over a webcam looks like: pushing the "insert" key over and over again, yelling "Insert! Insert! INSERT!".
* The zombie fisherman was nothing compared to ''Pulse 3'':
-->'''Phelous:''' "The internet ghost of a record player? The internet ghost of a record player?! THE INTERNET GHOST OF A RECORD PLAYER?!? [[CallBack IT MADE ME DO THE OVERHEAD SPINNING SCREAM THING AGAIN!!]]"
* "[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 I GOT A SHOTGUN!]] [[Series/{{Mash}} Suicide is painless...]]"
* [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] showing up as an internet ghost, convincing Phelous to resurrect him with a flash drive, and then repeatedly shooting Phelous once he's resurrected.

* After stating how glad he is to be done with his "Pulse" streak... [[PyrrhicVictory with "Incubus"]]:
-->'''Phelous''': And here's a "Phelous Fun Fact" for you: the working title for "Incubus" [[KickTheDog was "Pulse"]]! ({{Beat}}) (sudden realization) ([[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve loud scream while flipping the camera over]]]])
-->(cut to "LOL BRB!" card)
* His reaction to this [[SarcasmMode brilliant]] line.
-->'''Guy:''' "There'd be blood... look at all the blood! Someone else did this, it'd track blood all over."
-->'''Phelous:''' *''stunned''* "Don't ever talk again. What the hell was that?"
* The best line of the review: "'''''[[RageBreakingPoint FUCK THIS MOVIE, IT WASN'T ABOUT ANYTHING!]]'''''"
* "This is ''Incubus'', (gives a thumbs up) the [[YouFailLogicForever anti-logic]] movie!"

[[folder:Silent Hill Homecoming]]
* His review ends with him getting attacked by one of the nurses, [[spoiler: only to reveal it's another Phelous behind the mask.]]
->'''[[spoiler:Nurse!Phelous]]:''' It's that fucker Phelous, get him!\\
'''Phelous:''' [[BrainBleach AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAGH!]]

[[folder:Case 39]]
* The demonic child starts asking Renee Zellwegger's character 'Why, Emily?' in regards to not being allowed to go to their therapy sessions any more. When ignored, she asks again...and again...[[MostAnnoyingSound and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again]] [[MadnessMantra andagainandagainandagainandagainandagain...]]
-->'''Phelous:''' "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
* At the end, he watches the review again and is confused because of his lack of death. His video self then starts laughing demonically and prepares to kill him, just to be shot to death by Phelous with a zapper. After reviving and multiplying several times, he's finally dead, but Phelous sees one more inconsistency...
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wait, how can I shoot him through that? It's a flat screen monitor...and that's the only problem I have with that."
* The scene where the girls' father in the asylum snaps and attacks a guy with a fork, set to [[TheSimpsons Homer's epic lapse of sanity from Treehouse of Horror V.]]
* His reaction to seeing that the girls demon form looks like one of the internet ghosts from Pulse
--> '''Phelous: *''crying''* "'''Why won't it leave me aloonneee!'''" *''clears throat''*
* The entire death scene of the hornets coming out of the social worker set to (what else?) one of Nicholas Cage's [[{{Narm}} infamous]] moments in ''TheWickerMan'':
-->"'''OH, NO! NOT THE BEES-!'''"
-->'''Phelous:''' *''Deadpan''* "Hornets."
-->"'''NOT THE BEES-!'''"
-->'''Phelous''' *''Deadpan''*: "Hornets."
* When Bradley Cooper's character, Doug, picks up the phone, Phelous edits in [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} "It's time,"]] over he clip.
* When the demon child yells at Emily in a {{Narm}}-filled deep voice, Phelous impersonates her following with [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} "Daboo. Zug zug. They're destroying our city!"]]

* The ''Anaconda'' review. Yeah, the whole review.
* When the boat encounters a "snake fence".
-->'''Terri Flores ([=JLo=]):''' "That ''thing'' must be there for a reason!"
-->'''Sarone:''' "Yeah, to keep us out."
-->'''Terri:''' "I'm talking about upsetting the ecological balance of this river."
-->'''Phelous:''' "'Cause you see this is a naturally formed fence and ''just stop talking, Lopez.''"
* [[{{Narm}} Stupid]] [[BigOMG Surprised]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure Panther]].
* The ending of the review, where JohnVoight (Phelous in an Old Man wig) randomly appears, does a hilariously bad impression of "holy rites" ([[ItMakesSenseInContext Voight's character is a priest in the movie]]), and then kills Phelous with Death By Leg Strangulation.

[[folder:''Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid'']]
* The continuous, camera-mugging close ups of [[RunningGag Stupid]] [[BigOMG Surprised]] [[TheScrappy Monkey]], which the [[CaptainObvious camera continuously cuts to every time there's something... well, surprising]]. And then Phelous totals up the number of times that Stupid Surprised Monkey does his trademark face... [[spoiler: '''30 TIMES''']]

[[folder:Anaconda 3: Offspring]]
* "[[MundaneObjectAmazement HOLY SHIT, WOOD!]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh, and there is crappy CGI over there...]]"
* At the beginning of the movie, after seeing John Rhys-Davis' character freak out upon seeing the titular Anaconda:
-->'''Phelous''': I know, I know, Davis, [[SpecialEffectFailure it looks terrible]]...
* Phelous' snarks about the absurdity of Amanda's explanation:
-->'''Phelous''': Yes, of course! [[InsaneTrollLogic In order to find out why snakes are immune to the toxic immortality flower, they had to create super-snakes]]! [[SarcasmMode There's no other way!]]
-->'''Amanda''': We didn't fail, we're rationally on the cut of a breakthrough!
-->'''Phelous!Amanda''': Once we gave the snakes [[EyeBeams laser vision]], we would have been able to eat the fire flower!
* When the characters express surprise finding out the Anaconda (who so far have displayed SuperSpeed and [[BewareMyStingerTail spear tails]]) can swim.
-->'''Phelous''': Yes, of all the stupid things these snakes do in this movie, the one they do ''[[CriticalResearchFailure in real life]]'' surprises them!
* The ending of the review, where he brings in the [[SpecialEffectsFailure Crappy]] [[ConspicuousCGI CGI]] Annaconda as a guest.
--> '''Phelous:''' "[[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, and it talks, because THAT'S EVEN MORE REAL!]]"
* The brilliant timing/ splicing of this line uttered by [[BigBad the EVIL corporate boss]], played by [[WTHCastingAgency John Rhys-Davies]]:
--> '''John Rhys-Davies:''' "...You will do your job, or the only thing you'll be supervising is a proctologist removing '''[[MemeticMutation my]] [[TheLordOfTheRings Ax]]''' from your rectum!"

[[folder:Anacondas: Trail of Blood]]
* Phelous mocking the main villain's reasonning:
-->'''Villain''': I have invested over fifty million dollars on this project.
-->'''Phelous!Villain''': Only with fifty million was I able to afford a one-man team and a cottage in the woods. Well... [[ContinuityNod I did have a real research facility before]], [[NiceJobFixingItVillain but I sabotaged it while I was visiting]] [[TooDumbToLive because I hate logic]]. Speaking of which... (instructs the hitman to kill another scientist he still needs)
* [[ActorAllusion Johnny]] [[MortalKombat Cage]] and four other people are driving through the forest and are stopped by [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence a fallen tree...which five people could certainly move.]] They decide to ''abandon their car and walk.'' Cut immediately to Phelous being stopped in his own car by a ''twig'' that's fallen into the road.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh no, no, no, NO! What am I gonna do '''''now!?''''' *resigned* Looks like I'm gonna be walking."
* The ''Dear Sis'' gag.
* [[MortalKombat Sub-Zero]] (after being glitched into Ermac during Phelous's Pulse reviews) comes back to life due to the [[BerserkButton overload of "FATALITY" jokes]] Phelous used. [[HypocriticalHumor Sub-Zero then does a fatality]] on Phelous when he quotes the song ''Chinese Ninja Warrior'' by the Immortals.
-->'''Sub-Zero:''' *''triumphantly''* "That one is for the guy up in the sky! (Calmer) That one is for you, Johnny Cage. Wait... is he dead still? I don't remember with him anymore. (To the camera) Anyway, I'm gonna visit Reptile before he turns into shitty CGI..."

[[folder:Let's Play: Silent Hill]]
* Phelous knows you're not supposed to insert ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' references into a ''SilentHill'' LP, but sometimes he just can't stop himself...
-->'''Harry:''' *''staring at a bloody wall where dogs were once chained up''* "What the..? What is it?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "'''Blood.''' Hope it's not '''''Cheryl's''''' blood."
* And later...
-->'''Cybil:''' "Have you got a gun?"
-->'''Phelous!Harry:''' "I got a shotgu- oh, wait, no I don't."
* He also spends a lot of time calling the [[GiantFlyer Air Screamers]] names and yelling at them for coming out of nowhere and kicking him in the head and nicknames the Rompers "Humpers" due to [[FreudWasRight their attack animation]].
* The [[CombatSadomasochist Orgasmic]] [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] was hilarious, too.
* When Harry is trying to explain the [[DarkWorld Otherworld]] to Cybil, he dubs in "Must be on drugs" after every sentence.
* When he's in the restroom (I believe that's where he was, anyway), and hears a child crying from offscreen: "SHUT UP!" His tone when he yells it is hilarious.

[[folder:Dead and Deader]]
* His theory in ''Dead and Deader'' that it revolved around "Harbor Patrol" (An actress who played a Harbor Patrol agent in ''Film/HouseOfTheDead'', an AMS Colonel in ''Film/HouseOfTheDeadIIDeadAim'', and a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''), in which he suspects the universe diverged [[ForWantOfANail when she got resurrected]]; she'd either be the leader of the heroes in ''2'' and lose her legs, or keep her legs but be a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''. It's brought up at the end of the episode, where Phelous wonders what would've happened if he hadn't chosen to review the bad movies. In one sincerario, he just doesn't care. In the other?
-->'''Alternate!Phelous:''' (with red, glowing eyes) '''I NEED A BAD MOVIE TO REVIEW! ''I'LL KILL YOU ALL!'''''
** And then there's his reaction to that:
--->'''Phelous:''' (in a silly voice) Okay, nevermind; FUNNY! ([[ItMakesSenseInContext slams his Dreamcast which causes his house/TARDIS to go apeshit]])

[[folder:House of the Dead]]
* Uwe Boll's outburst of "''Dun dun dun dunnnnn!'' Curien!" at the end of the ''Film/HouseOfTheDead: [[BlatantLies Funny Version]]'' made the whole movie almost worth it to Phelous. Almost.
* And now it seems that it'll be a running gag with him.
* In the same review, Boll's audio commentary is ridiculously unprofessional. He accepts phone calls and eats snacks while recording. Phelous wonders whether this was supposed to be 'funny'. Cut to... him belching and eating crisps as an unseen audience laughs at every single move he makes.
** What really sells this part is how Phelous took some of the most overused comedy clichés (burping and laugh tracks) and actually made them funny.

* Phelous' reaction upon seeing [[spoiler:the turkey raping a woman]]
* The ending of the review, featuring Pester Z. Bum.
* Making up lyrics to the musical theme for ''Triangle''

[[folder: Black Christmas 2006]]
* From his ''Film/BlackChristmas2006'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Christmas rape horn?"
** Immediately preceding that, him recoiling in horror at the ParentalIncest.
** It's pretty subtle, but he calls a character played by Michelle Trachtenberg Dawn, which was her character on Buffy.

[[folder: Crywolf]]
* When the professor (played by [[spoiler:Jon Bon Jovi]]) gets killed by a [[spoiler:[[ActorAllusion shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling, you give love a bad name]]]].

[[folder:Five Across the Eyes]]
* Phelous's summary of the movie ''Five Across the Eyes''.

[[folder:La Horde]]
* From his crossover review of "La Horde" with Sadpanda, Welshy and Creator/ChaosD1... the french subtitles!
-->"''Baguette Croissant! Baguette croissant baguette croissant baguette croissant!''"
-->"''Baguette? I'll Croissant.''"
-->'''D1:''' "GRENADES!!! DON'T!!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
** Followed up with Sadpanda fainting as Welshy springs up, asking "They don't?", with D1 just calmly responding "no" a few seconds after.
* The beginning of the review, when Phelous announces the name of the movie.
-->'''Phelous:''' "It's called ''The Horde''."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "No no, you're already wrong, Phelous. It's called ''La Horde'', not 'The Horde'."
-->'''D1:''' "And what does ''that'' translate to?"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "'The Horde'."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I hate you, Panda."
* After the group discovers that TheScrappy is the only survivor of the movie:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh well, at least after that she dies."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Well, not really. We don't see her get killed an-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "She ''died.''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "I mean, maybe there will be a sequel-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''She '''died!'''''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Never mind."

[[folder:Chain Letter]]
* Luke realises that the two can just talk through the camera like the other reviewers do instead, then he follows up with a very brief Film Conscience.

* Adding [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]] to the scene in Film/{{Quarantine}} where the cameraman beats a zombie to death with it.

* "This morning, flocks of seagulls- ''and I ra-a-an, I ran so far awa-a-ay!''"
* The ending also qualifies. All 4 minute 36 seconds worth of it.
** His reaction to the scene in which Rod and Nathalie walk on the beach (or more specifically, his reaction to the filmmakers' failure to edit out the sound of the ocean, which drowns out the dialogue): he devolves into a fit of {{Angrish}}, growling and roaring at the camera; this quickly cuts to a shot of him with a straight face, saying, "[[DeadpanSnarker The editing is bad.]]"
* In a call back to ''La Horde'':
--> "'''BIRDS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!'''"
* He claims to interview Rod, the woodenly-acted protagonist of film, only to bring out an actual wooden rod.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Whoa, Rod, where was all this energy when you were filming??"

[[folder:The Human Centipede]]
* An 'advertisement' for 'Lock You Inside Doors': "It's inconvenient!"
** "Dammit, I can open my door just fine!"
* Around that little sketch, the dramatic musical stings that keep popping up when the doctor says or does something.
* "DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNNN! [[LargeHam You are the]] [[Film/HouseOfTheDead Curien]] piece!"
* The return of Hide and Seek, complete with what can only be described as a weird, disjointed acoustic version playing behind it.
* After Phelous plays his usual music when the Centipede is revealed, he cuts it off and plays "something more fitting.", [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Birdemic}} Hanging Out With My Family.]]]]
* Sad Panda playing an acoustic rendition of the infamous ''Troll 2'' "OH MY GODDDD!" line in place of the usual Channel Awesome jingle.

[[folder:Resident Evil Afterlife]]
* His ShoutOut to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Phelous''': "Personally I don't really care about her videos until she does her v-log on [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Crystal Pepsi]]."
* Also, when Alice does her "beach v-log":
--> '''Phelous''': Claire runs by and tells Alice she ''seriously'' needs to turn her exposure down, but Alice doesn't take constructive criticism well, [[TakeThat because she just likes to hide behind her fans.]]
* The video also opens by parodying the bad voice acting and [[GuideDangIt somewhat obtuse]] puzzles from the older ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' games.

[[folder:Drive Thru]]
* Phelous overloading the footage of ''Drive Thru'' with references to other movies, including ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'', ''Film/GhostbustersII'', and ''Series/{{IT}}''.

[[folder:A Serbian Film]]
* Playing "Gonna Fly Now" over [[TrainingMontage a preparation montage]] in ''Film/ASerbianFilm''.

[[folder:Swamp Zombies]]
* Phelous does a great impersonation of Mr. Mackey from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark.''

* Timothy vs the Closet.
-->"You win this round, closet!"
* The Closet being compared to a [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]].
* Phelous is describing how the monster is actually kind of a letdown, but then [[AwfulTruth a horrible realization]] hits him...
-->'''Phelous:''' "And wait a second. Is the boogeyman...[[spoiler:A '''''[[CallBack ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?]]''''']]"
* Phelous ends up facing the Boogeyman, who turns out to be [[spoiler:Soundwave]]. Which he instantly defeats by [[spoiler:smashing his Soundwave toy.]]

[[folder:Boogeyman 2]]
* Phelous discovers that the hospital director is played by Tobin Bell. Cue the ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' dialogue every time he talks!
* The Boogeyman's new look being compared to [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]'s retarded cousin.
* A new "real" Boogeyman shows up and [[CurbStompBattle is promptly killed by Phelous]]. Upon unmasking him, he turns out to be [[spoiler:the part of Phelous who thought Boogeyman 1 could still be a good movie if the killer was a regular human.]]

[[folder:Boogeyman 3]]
* ''Boogeyman 3'' featured Erin Cahill as the lead role. When the cards are down and she is the only one left, Phelous says that there's only one thing she can do; [[ActorAllusion morph into]] [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce the Pink Ranger]].

[[folder: The Boogeyman]]
* Phelous clearly is on a roll once he starts reviewing Ulli Lommel's godawful original ''The Boogeyman'' series. His trademark use of meta-humour really serves him well here, since Lommel just kept splicing footage from the first movie together with new scenes, then called it a sequel. Particular highlights include:
* ''The Boogeyman'': A little boy, after sticking his head through a window and shouting "BOOGEYMAN!", gets killed pathetically when the window half-heartedly closes on his neck. According to Phelous, that death scene almost made up for everything else. Almost.
* ''Boogeyman II'': Phelous' sister, Kyna, has a cameo in the end skit. The ensuing deaths... really must be seen to be believed. They involve a car exhaust pipe... okay... and a toothbrush!
* ''Return of the Boogeyman''. Too many to mention, but here's one of the best:
-->'''Annie:''' "I finally won the battle over evil. The man with no face is gone. Now I must try on my stokings, to prove to myself one last time that I am free."
-->'''Phelous:''' "But now she's become the woman ''with no legs''! Y'know what, that actually made too much sense for this movie."
* He gets increasingly frustrated at the lack of continuity between movies... they even got the main character's name wrong! This culminates in his fake {{Retcon}} of the first ''Boogeyman'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Hello, Phil? Philip? Are you there?"\\
'''Past!Phelous:''' "Philip?"\\
'''Phelous:''' "Yeah, that's your name now."

[[folder:Meow Mix]]
* Pick any scene in the Meow Mix review. Anything is hilarious when it comes from a fluffy kitty.
* "And now a new segment I would like to introduce. I call it me being lazy and licking myself a little." (Does so) "Well, I delivered what I promised."

[[folder:JeepersCreepers II]]
* Putting Creator/DannyElfman's ''Batman'' theme and [[Series/{{Batman}} the 1960's Batman TV series]] to awesomely comedic use.

[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
* His video of watching the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout the finale.

* "Princess, you've made a powerful enemy today!"
* Phelous' [[{{facepalm}} reaction]] upon the characters [[CriticalResearchFailure mistaking the titular crocodile for a dinosaur]].
* According to Phelous, there are only two things worth seeing this movie: the crocodile, and the Sheriff's theme music.

[[folder:House of Wax 2006]]
* The cameos celebrating Creator/ParisHilton's death in ''Film/HouseOfWax2005'', followed by Doug Walker appearing and being sickened by their celebration of death.
** Also Doug getting angry at Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'', and whispering that he's not actually mad because he never wanted to review it.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] had the best line about Paris' death:
-->''' "I welcome the deaths of other human beings that I don't know!"
** Film Brain singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead".
* Creator/BradJones trying to hang himself, only to fall to the floor, cough for several seconds, yell, "fuck that!" and then stumble away, dragging the rope behind him.
** This doubles as a [[CallBack CallBack]] to the time Phelous successfully hung himself after being prompted to by the Snob at the end of [[Film/TheBladeMaster The Other Troll 3]] review.
** This is also a CallBack to Phelous's cameo at the end of Brad's Caligula's review.
* Whenever the killer, who bears a resemblance to Tommy Wiseau, is seen, Phelous dubs in dialogue from ''Film/TheRoom'' and ''{{TheTommyWi-Show}}''.

[[folder:A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010]]
* There is a moment where a second Phelous appears in the mirror with a really funny expression.
* "TEDDY! TEDDY! Brother of the Freddy!"
* Phelous interpreting Teddy as being whiny and angsty, to the point of dubbing Simple Plan's "Untitled" (How could this happen to me) over a scene where he's yelling at Nancy, then lampshading it.
-->'''Phelous''': "Oh cool, they made Krueger such a whiny bitch I thought to use the Simple Plan song for him. Fantastic."

[[folder:Halloween Resurrection]]
* Phelous pissing Michael Myers off in the ''Film/HalloweenResurrection'' review by singing [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock]].
* After "Michael Myers" kills [[DoppelGanger Suolehp]]:
--> '''Phelous:''' Just kidding guys. It's just me pretending to be Michael Myers. Ha ha... [[BreathlessNonSequitur but yeah. Suolehp is dead for real.]]

[[folder:Wrong Turn]]
* The movie turns out to be [[ClicheStorm such a generic, unoriginal and forgettable movie]] Phelous forgets about it immediatly after watching it. ''Thrice''.

[[folder:Hostel III]]
* Phelous D1 returns again at the end of the ''Film/HostelPartIII'' review! ...and Phelous doesn't care.
-->'''D1:''' "Ha ha ha ha! You never should have installed that tatoo scanner on your door, Phelous!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "Uh... anyway, welcome back to the Phelous in a Hat and Trenchcoat saga! I'm taking you to the elite 'hunt people who are bound up' club!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "BUT I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No.''" \\
'''D1:''' "Come on I've got a really good storyline this time, honest!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No, you're supposed to be a cat still, so go back to that.''"\\
'''D1:''' "He he he. But you see, time can be rewritten and stuff, so I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "[[Series/DoctorWho I don't wanna g-]]"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1 (Suddenly becomes a cat):''' "Aw damn it!"

[[folder:Julie & Jack]]
* Pick any part of his ''Julie & Jack'' review together with ObscurusLupa (along with some unexpected TearJerker at the end). It helps that their vastly different styles mesh surprisingly well.

[[folder:Turtles Forever]]
* All the Shredder-related jokes in his review of ''Turtles Forever''.
-->'''Phelous:''' "No fucking shit, Shredder. The dimensional portal sent you to another dimension?"\\
'''Shredder:''' "Oh, how was I supposed to know that's what the dimensional portal was for? I thought it was used for making ice-cream."\\
'''Phelous:''' ''*disbelief*'' "Ohh, ''what an idiot.''"
* The cherry on the cake must go to the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], however.
-->'''2003!Leonardo:''' "It's ''our'' Shredder. He's come here to tear down your world."\\
'''1987!Donatello:''' "And he's a grade-A meanie!"\\
[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Phelous launches into uncontrollable giggling upon hearing that line,]] [[SubvertedTrope but then...]]\\
'''Phelous:''' "What do you know, that giggle ray actually does work."

[[folder: Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]
* Instead of a review, Phelous and [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]] work together on making a deliberately bad movie of their own, ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]'', which stars the couple as a crack pair of... well, ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Sorta. Kinda. Almost.
** Several parts are highly amusing, but the best is when Phelous' character (who's a vampire in disguise) monologues about his past to himself, hoping that his KnightTemplar partner (played by Lupa) won't find him out. Unfortunately, he was talking aloud instead of thinking... and Lupa was right next to him.
*** This scene also allows Phelous to insert unused excerpts of ''Mortal Komedy''.

[[folder: Child's Play 2]]
* When Andy asks if he'll see his mother again:
-->'''Phelous''': Let me check [=IMDB=], honey. *checks Catherine Hicks' [=IMDB=] page* Nope. Your mom doesn't love you and she's never coming back.
* Critic's shit-eating grin after LampshadeHanging his video's recent mid-rolls.
* The BrickJoke reference to Catherine Hicks' role in ''Star Trek IV''.
-->'''Phelous''': What, was she too busy with her precious ''Star Trek'' at the time?
-->'''Critic''': Oh, so ''now'' you remember she was in ''Star Trek IV''. Well, no-- this is long after the ''Star Trek'' movie.
-->'''Phelous''': Really? I thought ''[[Film/HomewardBoundTheIncredibleJourney Homeward Bound]]'' came out after this.
-->'''Critic''': ...who are you?!
* When Chucky smashes Tommy's face in and buries him under the swing. Phelous thinks it's the greatest encounter in the film, ''bar none''.
* The Critic and Phelous swapping bodies at the end...[[spoiler:except it doesn't really work, but the Critic just keeps going on as if he's Phelous anyway, practically making fun of him. The icing on the cake goes to him interrupting the end of the Channel Awesome jingle by screaming the last notes.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Critic''': *laughs* You should be the one doing this imitation, he sounds more like you!]]

[[folder: Mortal Komedy]]
* Phelous' April Fool's review of his own ''Mortal Komedy'', from start to finish. You could hardly get any more meta, and Phelous milks the concept for all its worth.

[[folder: Killdozer]]
* [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Once upon a time in space there was a strange red ring thing that created a blue floaty piece of styrofoam which went over to a bouncy ball with the earth painted on it, making some rock on there glow blue for a bit, where it awaits contact with a bulldozer..."]]
* Phelous giving the opening of the movie an 80s-style sitcom edit.
* The goofy voice he gives the Killdozer. "KILLDOZER DOES NOT RUN ON FUEL! KILLDOZER CAN RUN ON HATE!"
* '''[=DeForest=] Kelly''': "You stink... You stink..."
* The battle between Killdozer and Life Crane is NarmCharm of the highest degree, and it is hilarious. One wonders if he wasn't channeling ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Symphony Of The Night]]'' with that one.
* The numerous spin-offs that the movie had: Shovkill, Killcill, Flushkill, and Amityville 4.

[[folder: Amityville 4]]
* Phelous's glosses over previous Amityville sequels (though he mentions that the house blew up in both films and somehow got better) because this is the one he's been waiting for; why? '''"EVIL FUCKING LAMP"'''. The movie's absurd enough with having a haunted lamp as the villain, but he makes it even sillier; giving the lamp dialogue.
* ''Every times'' Phelous [[GagDub gives dialogues to the Lamp]]:
-->"[[EvilLaugh YERHAA!]] I am the ULTIMATE POWER! NOTHING CAN'T STOP THE LAMP! .... [[WeaksauceWeakness except a yard sell]]. [[OhCrap Damn it!]]"
-->"Hey! Put me down, damn it! I am the ultimate evil power! FEEEL MY WRATH! THE WRATH OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
** Especially hilarious are the exchanges it has with the cat:
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "What do you think YOU are doing, cat?"
--->'''Cat''': "[[BlatantLies Eee.... nothing.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't gonna eat that bird or anything...]]"
--->'''Cat''': "Eeee, whatever; it would have been a lot of effort to get into that cage, anyway..."
* The scene with the little girl believing the lamp is her father. Cue her mother taking her away:
-->"I don't like the insinuation that I screwed a lamp! You are grounded!"
* At one point we see the girl's room trashed, with crayon scribbles on the wall. This leads to an imagine spot of the lamp, holding crayons, walking into the room. ''"Ahahahaha! No one will suspect the lamp drew on the wall with crayon! No one suspects the laaaamp, haha!"''
* ''Riiing'' "Collect call from '''EVIL LAMP'''. Will you accept the charges?"

[[folder: Man's Best Friend]]
* Phelous completely losing it during his review of ''Film/MansBestFriend'' during the scene where [[SpecialEffectsFailure Max swallows a cat whole.]]
* His utter bafflement over the "Dog-Rape Scene".
* When "Yellow Eyes" tries to give rat poison to Max:
-->'''Phelous!Max''': You made a huge mistake, fellah! Everyone knows rat poison goes horribly with mailman! Rat poison only goes well with annoying parrot! (attacks the parrot)
-->'''Phelous''': Well, at least that parrot wasn't [[Film/AmityvilleTheEvilEscapes roasted alive by a lamp!]]
* The exchange between the Puppy and Max:
-->'''Phelous!Puppy''': [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw You gotta use your Puppy Power, Max!]]
* Phelous pointing out the villain being killed by a puppy has to be the most embarrassing death ever. Cue a shot of his tombstone reading "Android Heriksen: He survived the killer dog but then a puppy killed him".

[[folder: Aladdin]]
* ''Aladdin'' has several, from the fakeout in which Phelous reveals this isn't the Disney ''Aladdin'' to Phelous mimicking the villain's ("Jafart") poorly animated movements.
* The various ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' jokes in the ''Shredder'' review (the male lead being Aladdin's voice actor).
-->'''Aladdin:''' "You, the world's oldest living virgin?"\\
'''Jafar:''' "I'm saving myself!"\\
'''Aladdin:''' "Yeah, for a farm animal."\\
''*Iago freaks out*''
* He plays a scene unedited which skips about and cuts randomly due to the poor nature of the film transfer, leading to:
-->'''Phelous''': '''*Calmly*''' Could be a ''LITTLE'' less awk '''*Cut, suddenly raging*''' '''''HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!'''''
* When Aladdin's mother frees the genie from the lamp and she faints:
-->'''Genie!Phelous''': I have struck your mother dead, boy. That's a free bonus.

[[folder: Blood Rayne]]
* The [[VampireHunter Briemstone Society members]] are so emotionless and bored-looking no matter what they say or do, Phelous keeps referring to them as the "No Shit Society".
* When Kagan is about to absorb the heart to allow him to become a DaywalkingVampire:
-->'''Kagan''': Prepare to witness the beginning of a new era.
-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, a ''single'' vampire will be able to walk in the sunlight, now! [[SarcasmMode New era]]!

[[folder: Blood Rayne 2]]
* Phelous mocking the fact that Rayne apparently has a gift to cause people who team up with her to die.
* This scene from his ''[[Film/BloodRayne BloodRayne 2]]'' review:
-->'''Phelous''' (referring to an annoying reporter character he doesn't like): "Please kill him!!"
--> ''(A picture of the character appears with the words "He doesn't die", followed by Phelous singing "Doodly Derpy Derp DOOP DOOP DOOP" like Kermit the Frog.'')
--> '''Phelous''': *cries*
* "Soooo, Billy the Kid and kids.... yeaaaaaah, don't vampires have laws against this too?"
** Which leads to this line when Billy flirts with Rayne:
-->"Funny, I didn't think she was your type, Pedi the Kid!"
* The multiple times Phelous mocks Billy's absolutely ridiculous plan:
-->"This plan is about as smart as something Billy the Kid would come up with himself! ({{Beat}}) So yeah, maybe it ''would'' work on him."
-->"That gatling gun was set up by the vampires! Did ''they'' load it with garlic holy water bullets?! This seems like a really stupid plan! ({{Beat}}) Must have been Billy's."


[[folder: Blubberella]]
* ''Blubberella'':
-->'''Creator/ClintHoward''': "Well, fuck my donkey."
-->(Both the original Creator/ClintHoward's lines and Phelous' imitations are hysterical.)

[[folder: In the Name of the King]]
* His review of ''Film/InTheNameOfTheKing'' involves a lot of his jokes being puns based off of Lord of the Rings. And they're all hilarious.

[[folder: Child's Play 3]]
* [[HypocriticalHumor The Nostalgia Critic calling Phelous' life a disaster and laughing at him]]. Depending on if this takes place before or after ''ScoobyDoo'', could also be HarsherInHindsight.
* Phelous finally explaining how reviewers in two different places can possibly communicate with one another... which deeply freaks out Critic (and possibly the audience).
* After Critic states he never does meta jokes, he realizes he has Doug Walker's wedding ring on and tries to hide it.
* Remembering the Good Guy CEO's quote from the last review, Critic and Phelous proceed to call him "Mr. Shove-It-Up-Your-Ass."
* This time, Phelous banishes Casper [[spoiler:to the toilet]]. At the end, the Critic goes to use it, [[spoiler:forgetting Casper was banished there]].
* The return of "I have a date with a six-year-old boy."
* This line:
-->'''Chucky''' (on seeing Andy making out with the film's love interest): "Man, I really gotta get out of this body!"
-->'''Phelous!Chucky''': [[FoeYay "Then I can be the one kissing Andy."]]
-->''Cut to an ImagineSpot of Charles Lee Ray kissing Andy''
* [[UrineTrouble Yellow liquid]] running in front of an image of Harold Whitehurst after he sacrifices himself.
* "This means war." (Chucky then pops out of a WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes drum.)
* Mr. Explainy-Pants explaining the joke about random deaths being funny or not...[[spoiler:then getting shot by the Critic and saying that the joke was irony.]]

[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
* His review of the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to the Irate the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and rating the figures a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].

[[folder: Halloweenie Series 2012]]
* [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the fake skull "mask", to the skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!

[[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween 2]]
* ''"Did you just talked? No! I don't want to hear another word from you. And I sure hope it doesn't happen again!" *Winks*''
* ''"Besides this is not a remake. This is an original... Pile of Crap."''
* The first dialog between Child!Michael and his mom.
--> '''Phelous!Child!Michael''': I just feel a little sick after my [[TheOtherDarrin actor change]]. Did we really need more scenes of me?
--> '''Phelous!Rob Zombie's wife''': Of course we did, honey. We need to bring up the stupid [[AnimalMotifs white horse]] shit, because my ghost is gonna show up with one all the time, and it symbolizes stuff, so it's got meaning and shit. Clever, right?
--> '''Phelous''': ''*Completely deadpan*'' No.
* ''"I died so you don't have to~!"''
* The conversation between Laurie and the psychiatrist:
--> '''Psychiatrist''': Laurie, they never found his body.
--> '''Laurie''': So?
--> '''Phelous!Psychiatrist''': There's no reason to be calm, Laurie. He's still out there. He's going to kill you! You need to panic right now!!
* The scene where Loomis complaints about an old picture of "Old Loomis"... said photo is Donald Pleasence's.
* Loomis declaring Michael Myers is Dead, spelling it "D-E-E-D".
--> '''Phelous''': And we do see in fact Michael Myers IS fucking ''"Deed"'', as the Brawny man replaced him.
* His reaction at Michael [[FanDisservice revealing his leg through a slit in a tunic]], after the line of [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow "A Chick dressing as a Dude who wants to be a Chick"]].
* The face Phelous makes when Michael Myers "talks" (more like makes a subtitle appearing with sparkly sounds) in his Halloween remake review has to be seen to be believed.
* To illustrate how Laurie [[TookALevelInJerkass has become an obnoxious jerk]] in this sequel, he plays a montage of her more awful moments. It also just so happens to have the "Dog Ending" theme from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' playing over it.

[[folder: Halloween 6]]
* From his ''Halloween 6'' review: [[spoiler: Michael Myers IS ''Film/{{Pumaman}}''!]]
* Also in the same review, Phelous's horrified reaction to [[spoiler:[[{{Squick}} Michael Myers being the father of his niece's baby.]]]]
** Which is then compounded by Michael's [[EvenEvilHasStandards horrified reaction]] and subsequent frantic (yet still silent) denial.

[[folder: TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells]]
* Phelous trying to play the guitar with a microphone, failing spectacularly.
-->'''Phelous!Michelangelo:''' [[TakeThat I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!]]
* Pointing out how the stage show basically goes against everything the Turtles learned about the art of the ninja.
-->'''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Movie!Splinter]]:''' You must never stop practicing the art of ninja. The art of...invisibility.
-->'''Phelous!Splinter:''' Well, when I said that, I meant "practice the ninjutsu of music!" And by "invisible", I meant "go on fucking stage in front of hundreds of people, and then let yourself be recorded so everyone sees you!"
** And then Phelous follows it up with the Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} doing away with the ghost-hunting business and becoming a band.
* Phelous' long reaction to Splinter's "Skipping Stones" song, before finally using his fingers as a cross in horror.
** And then there's his take on the song by singing about doing his taxes, eating crackers, taking a dump, and then taking a nap.
* "Yes, it is I, [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Colonel Shrader]], and I ''hate'' reviews!"
* "[[SelfDeprecation This costume is almost on par with]] ''[[SelfDeprecation my]]'' [[SelfDeprecation Shredder, and that's sad.]]"
* Raphael performing "Walk Straight":
-->'''Raphael''': You got to walk (walk straight), Talk (talk straight), be (be straight)
-->'''Phelous''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! People are free to live whatever lifestyle they choose, Turtles!
-->'''Raphael''': I say "walk", you say "walk straight", I say "talk", you say "talk straight". You say whatever the Turtles say.
-->'''Phelous''': Why, you fucking bunch of fascists!
* Phelous parodying the visuals of the "Cowabunga" song with "NO" graphics.
* "But before the Turtles can [[TurtlesForever call Shredder a grade-A meanie]]..."
** This bit when Shredder is insulting the audience:
-->'''Concert!Shredder''': "Cousin? What's the matter, couldn't get a date?
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': She is my date!
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': Oh, fuck me!
* Shredder's song about how much he hates music causing [[LogicBomb Baxter Stockman's head explode.]]
* Pointing out how Concert!Shredder killed three people in the concert, making him the most incompetent ''and'' competent version of the character simultaneously.
-->'''Phelous''': Hope you're taking notes, Shredder.
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': If you disguise it under the dumbest plan in the universe you can get away with murder in a children's concert!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Follow Your]] [[ToiletHumor Fart]].

[[folder: TMNT: Gettin Down in Your Town]]
* From the sequel ''Gettin Down in Your Town'':
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': (is singing) I love the Technodrome so baaaaaad, it houuuuses everything I love, [[HoYay like Kraaaaang]]- ([[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud immediately stops singing in horror]])
-->'''Phelous''': '''8O'''
* His spot-on impression of Krang.
* Michelangelo loudly announcing Splinter's death... over and over again.
-->'''Michelangelo''': He's dead! Thank you! He's dead! Thank yooouu!
* "Holy shit! [[SpecialEffectFailure Someone put a bullet right between Leo's eyes]]! WHO KILLED LEONARDO??"
** "[[MoodWhiplash Who cares?]]"
* Phelous noticing that Leonardo basically became Raphael 2.0.
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL MURDER YOU '''''ALLLLLLLLLLL'''''!!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': I don't like this concert...
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': '''DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK??!!'''
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': (sobbing)
** Then Phelous realizing that Leonardo actually just fucking hates Mikey.
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': I'll never forgive you for [[CallBack fucking me over in Jeopardy]], Michelangelo!
-->'''Phelous!Mikey''': The answer was [[CatchPhrase cowabunga]], dude! I pretty much gave you that!
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': [[WhatAnidiot I don't wanna]] [[NeverMyFault hear it]]!
-->'''Phelous!Don''': Duuudes, we're gonna sort out our ''[[CreativeDifferences issuuuues]]'', we'll be right back!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': ...[[FlatWhat what]]?

[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters Christmas Carol]]
* The Action-Figure skit, with Ray having busted a cat.
--> '''Phelous!Peter''': You blasting [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends this cat]] in particular offends me more than usual[[note]]Peter and Garfirld shared the same voice actor, Lorenzo Music[[/note]].
--> '''Phelous!Ray''': Hey, come on, Pete! We can get some roasted cat over on open fire.
--> ''(Peter blasts him and Garfield pees on him)''
* "And that's the story of how the Ghostbusters killed christmas" *cue ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' credits*
* "That's right, the ghosts of Christmas get busted! I guarantee you, no other version of a Christmas Carol will have that!" *uproarious laughter*
* His reaction to the tiny bird the butcher gives to the family.
--> "What the hell is that?! A pidgeon?! So Cratchit and his family are going to die from fine rat meat? You know, what? That's not even big enough to be a full grown pidgeon. This guy fucking killed a baby pidgeon just so he could give Bob Cartchit the smallest fucking bird possible."
--> "And we never see them again after this scene. So yeah, they fucking starved to death. ({{Beat}}) Merry Christmas!"
* Also pointing out that Egon has to risk his molecular structure, when Slimer could get there instead.
--> "Scrooge's anti-christmas message must have even resonated with the afterlife, as even stupid Slimer also hates it now, which means he's gonna be even more useless than usual! As instead of sending Slimer to get the ghosts back for them, Egon has to risk altering his molecular structure to that of a ghost so he can go find them."
--> (Deadpan) "Yeah, almost like you can go instead, you stupid sack of shit."
--> "Yeah! Get sucked in, Slimer! Oh, damn."

[[folder: Sonic Christmas Blast]]
* The [[StylisticSuck title card]] from the Sonic Christmas Blast episode.
* Phelous dubbing over Scratch's lines (and especially his AnnoyingLaugh).
* The constant game overs.
* Santa Claus' pessimistic defeatism triggering the ending credits at least four times.
* In slow-mo: "'''ROBOTNIK, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"

[[folder: Super Mario Christmas]]
* From the [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow Super Mario Christmas]] [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld double feature]] review, Phelous [[WhatTheHellHero repeatedly calls out Toad]] for caring more about the snowboard Princess Toadstool gave him than his own friends.
* "If you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die. Please."
* Stating that he hopes that Nintendo never gave Yoshi a baby mentality again. Cue clip from ''VideoGame/YoshisStory''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''(shaking his fist)'' '''Damn you, Yoshi...!'''
* His reaction to the bug-eyed cave children.
** The ending where [[spoiler:he gets a mushroom cap, much to his horror.]] This is followed by end credits consisting of various characters dancing to "Do The Mario".
* Phelous expresses his love of Bowser's plan: to blow Santa up.
-->'''Santa:''' ''(as Bob-ombs fall from the sky)'' '''Ho-ho-holy shit!'''

[[folder:New Phelous]]
* Watching "New Phelous" attempt to read/pronounce "The Magic of Scheherazade"
** "And now, let's review 'The Magic of Ooh-Sha-Her-Zid-Zad-Doo'... 'Ooh-sha-hair-raz-add-doo'... 'Ooh-sha-rizza-had-sah-doo'... 'Jah-rer-rer-rer-rer-zad'... 'J-j-jeh-her-eh-zir-rad-der'... 'Ooh-ja-ja-her-ah-zer-aid'... Ok, this font is stupid."
*** Followed by Phelous D1 scolding him for "...making fun of my favorite game, ''The Magic of...'' ...My favorite game!"
** In yet another TakeThat, New Phelous reviews ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game'' exactly like TheIrateGamer did.
* This brief callback:
-->'''Creator/ChaosD1:''' "SUNSETS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!! No, seriously, uh, Phelan, you and Welshy gotta stop trying to shoehorn in that catchphrase for me to say. It's fuckin' stupid."
* Whenever Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees appear, but the best has to be [[spoiler: Freddy Michael Voorhees]].

[[folder: Octopus 2]]
* Phelous's "Really?" expression after a little wheelchair-bound girl declared a day of planting flags as the best day of her life.
* When it's apparently revealed that the Mayor and Police Captain set the two main characters up, it's revealed that the Captain was in fact named "Captain Octopus".
* Phelous attempting to do the magical NoEnding with the JurassicPark music, only to find himself unable to get out of the driveway on his tricycle.

[[folder: Bootleg Zone videos]]
* For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!'''''
* His reaction to the "Pure Evil" Turtle from the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles-esque Turtle Fighters.
** Leo!Mike ([[TheyJustDidntCare Michelangelo with Leonardo's belt buckle]]) features incredibly sloppy painting (especially the teeth), lopsided eyes, a pinhole in one of it's eyes, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a pentagram on it's head]], a pitchfork for a weapon (ripped off from the ChuckNorris Karate Commandos action figures) and after the filming was done it's left arm fell off.
* After Phelous points out a red splotch near the mouth of one of the Prodigy Pets, he performs a little skit about Pikachu walking through "Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Land"[[note]]Phelous' table with Burger King Pokeballs scattered about[[/note]] and getting attacked by a vampire.
--->'''Vampire:''' Vampirism! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} It's super effective!]]
* Performing a Prodigy Pet Poke-Rap...with just Pikachu.
* Acting out an episode of Power Rangers with the Turbo Galaxy Rangers.
* Bat Hero acts utterly pathetic and whiny as a crimefighter, to the point where he even mistakes other crimefighters for criminals. After he kills the Turbo Galaxy Rangers and unwittingly helps Krang steal their transporter, all of the bootleg toys that Phelous reviewed up to that point have Bat Hero lynched.
--> '''Bat Hero''': "Hmm, my bat sense is tingling."
--> '''Blue Turbo Galaxy Ranger''': "That's Spider-Man!"
* The Ninja Turtles deciding to beat Shredder...with guns.
* Removing Leo's kimono in Karate Turtles Warriors complete with sexy music, followed by:
-->"Nakedness in a half shell! Flasher power!"
* Part of TheStinger of the ''Flying Ranger'' Bootleg Zone video. [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] arrives, wanting to be a Flying Ranger as well, but is told he can't because he doesn't have wings.
--> '''Goku''': I have an idea!
--> ''*gets shot with a Little Pluckies Ninja Protects, and reappears with a halo and angel wings*''
--> '''Flying Ranger''': Great! Now you can be a Flying Ranger too!
--> '''Goku''': Nope, I'm dead!
--> ''*ascends to Heaven*''
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Krang]] congratulates Steffi Love, the Glitter Diva, for humiliating Bat Hero, calling her more evil than [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Bebop and Rocksteady]]. Steffi admits that it doesn't take much to act more evil than them. Bebop and Rocksteady try to counterargue by boasting that at least they haven't eaten any computer chips that day.
* After Phelous discovers that Steffi Love has [[http://simbatoys.de/en/brands__products/steffi_love.shtml her own theme song]], he makes a music video for it, which consists mostly of Steffi beating people up and hanging out with villains.
* Titanic-Bot has Phelous making fun of how stupid it's a Titanic knock-off to be offended by it.
--> ''"Now, How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' on it? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''
** Bat Hero and Steffi Love try to use the Titanic-Bot to re-enact Rose "flying" in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'', but fall face-first into the water due to it being too small for Bat Hero to stand on.
* The whole dang WesternAnimation/{{Thomas| The Tank Engine}} Franchise/{{Transformers}} review.
* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler: Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]
* Phelous and Lupa referring to a red-clad Batman and a black-clad Spider-Man as "[=SpiderBat=] and [=ManMan=]", respectively.
** Since [=ManMan=] can't hold his web-shield properly, Phelous and Lupa try to find an alternate use for it. First Phelous sticks it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s behind, and spins it around while laughing and playing circus music. Then, Lupa puts it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s head, and she and Phelous refer to it in the rest of the review as a hairpiece.
* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler: Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]
** '''OVERLAND!'''
** Just as brilliant is 'Motorcycle the Pooh' ([[Main/BlatantLies who is riding a four-wheeler]]) that wildly spins around to [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].
* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler: It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].
* "'''INFINITE PLEASURE!'''" *Cuts to him looking at the toy sadly*
** From the same review:
--> [Dinosaur Invincibility] broke twice over the course of this video and I wasn't even rough on it. (cut to Phelous hitting it with a hammer)
* The Filly Witchy review is especially funny to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bronies]] since Phelous may be secretly OneOfUs.
* [[RunningGag Baltard: The biggest loser on Planet Ferror!]]
* The first impression of the Super Heros version of Spider-Man and the black splotch on his right eye.
-->'''Phelous!Spider-Man:''' ''(in funny voice)'' Eek! I'm really surprised at something! SURPRISER-MAN! Why am I winking?! ''(screams)''
* Phelous is amazed when he finds out that [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Motocycle the Pooh]] plays ''Music/GangamStyle'' once it's turned on.
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmgNDol-3g&index=49&list=PL3XCSTT5utpv_pSNtADv_vqf9bKlFULxr Galaxy Cop]] video he points out the "Not for Children 3 and under logo" and makes reference to a WebVideo/StuartAshen joke, because people complained that he didn't use it in previous videos, even though he makes a valid point:
-->''They did at least add the warning and some symbols on the backside including '''Sad Onion''', not my bit but apparently I '''have''' to say that!''


[[folder: Silent Hill Revelation]]
* The constant jokes about [[AdaptationalHeroism Pyramid Head being a hero]]. He even plays Music/EnriqueIglesias' "Hero" [[SoundtrackDissonance over the arm chopping scene and the climax]].

[[folder: Resident Evil Retribution]]
* "Barry Celebration time!!"
--> (After quoting Barry's lines) "Barry doesn't do it at all in this movie, so bet your ass I'm going to do it."
* Phelous actually returned to watch RE-Extinction to count all the naked-Alice visible in the final shot.
--> '''Phelous''': I hope you enjoy the pointlessness I put myself throught for these videos. You don't? Cool.
* ''"And now we return to the "Alice Show", where we must save Alice because she's so damn important"'' (Alice's face mid-sentence, looking retarded) ''"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!"''
** The face was also used previously when pointing out Suburbia!Alice didn't bother to check if [[NiceGirl "Nicedriguez"]] was still alive after she picked them.
---> '''Phelous''': ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Assholeeee!
** Part 2 uses it again.
---> '''Phelous!Alice''': (Sending Becky alone) Hey, run up ahead. I'll check my wound by myself, That way you can possibly get killed by a zombie by yourself. ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Duuhuuu!
* After pointing out that the Red Queen created zombies that can shoot at people:
--> '''Phelous''': Wow. Just, wow. I don't even care anymore. She may as well just pull out the rainbow-unicorn-zombie-she-created-online-made-real-from-a-virtual butt rain acid from the ceiling shoot them with his laser eyes. (All completed with a drawing of said unicorn)
** Then another plot-hole from the Red Queen comes.
---> '''Phelous''': Get ready for all the answers when the unicorn shows up!
* In both parts, Phelous points out Alice is ''"supposed"'' to NOT having powers, still kicking zombie ass.
** Part1: Yeap. "NO POWERS". WOW. [[SarcasmMode What a regular person]] [[DullSurprise she is right now]].
** Part2: ''(singing)'' ''No powers. No powers. Janus Prospero is an ordinary girl∼.''
* ''"Bye, [[NiceGirl Nicedriguez]]. You might have been completely pointless to the plot, but you showed me MichelleRodriguez playing a [[PlayingAgainstType different character]]"
* His utter disgust to Barry's death scene.
--> '''Phelous!Barry''': ''(gets killed)'' Glad I was in this movie...
--> '''Phelous''': Good waste of your Barry, Retribution. (adopts Barry voice) You're a stupidity sandwich.
** Also another big offender to him was that Barry and Jill never got to interact unlike the games, so he puts repetitions of their game exchanges.
---> '''Phelous''': I don't care! It was worth it.

[[folder: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]]
* As Phelous prepares for the review, he looks for a suitable Hyde in the mirror until he finds [[spoiler:Sub-Zero]]. They each tell him to "do something else", while he responds with a deadpan "no". It gets funnier when Ed Glaser shows up in the mirror.
* Joking that JonStewart composed the music for this movie before doing ''TheDailyShow'' [[note]] It's actually Jon '''''Stuart'''''[[/note]]
-->"'''''IT'S SPELT DIFFERENTLY!!!'''''"
* Pointing out how stupid it is for Dr. Jekyll to make the potion that turns him into Mr. Hyde with poison, then gives up.
-->"[[{{Angrish}} ZRRGHDGDGH...!]] Cheers." ''(drinks a vial of poison)''
* "Yes, I am Mr. POOF!"
* "It's almost like [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids people thought the tortured tale of a man with an evil split personality who goes out and murders wouldn't make a good children's cartoon]]...''idiots''!"
* The running gag where Lanyon just can't get over that ''conversation''!
* "Stop me if you dare! [[AntiClimaxBoss Ooh, you stopped me! I'm easily defeated!]]"
* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"

[[folder: Smiley]]
* Film/{{Smiley}}. Just...the whole thing.
--> '''SadPanda''': Good thing I know how to use internet cheat codes.

[[folder: Deadly Friend]]
* '''♪Paul, the Genius DUMBASS!♪'''
* Phelous gives BB his own voice acting; his Cookie Monster voice is fitting for the robot.
* "Paul, the Genius Dumbass" [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is responsible for BB being unable to speak]] because [[{{Lobotomy}} he keeps pulling out memory cards on BB's motherboard]].
-->'''Phelous!BB''': [=BB=] finally learning to talk-
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Hey, [=BB=], the paperboy wants to see your brain. (removes it)
-->'''BB''': Argh! (deactivates)
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Look at it, looks like a chipboard. (chuckles) (puts it back)
-->'''Phelous!BB''': (distorted) [=BB=] finally learning to (devolves into gibberish)
* The dead-on comparison of BB's voice to the [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devil]].
* A minor RunningGag comes in the form of editing in [[Film/{{Tremors}} Nestor Cunningham's "All right!"]] during scenes that involve [[ActorAllusion Sam's dad]].[[spoiler:.. which manages to make the scene of him knocking Sam down the stairs a bit of BlackComedy since, due to editing, that is practically ''all he says during it'']].
* During Sam's nightmare of stabbing her dad with a broken glass vase, Dixie-land music is editing in over it.
** Said music is later edited in during BB's ''death scene by shotgun''.
* This quote:
--> '''Phelous''': ♪[[Music/{{Styx}} Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto! Domo DOMO-]]♪
--> '''Phelous!BB''': But BB's MISTER Roboto!
--> '''Phelous!Sam''': But Sam's MRS. Roboto!
--> '''Blue Screen Of Death''': [[LogicBomb Sam crashed]] but it's OK / It's just a human brain / [[InsaneTrollLogic Reset it again]]
--> '''Phelous''': CRITICAL ERROR!
* In a CallBack to his ''Film/{{Troll 2}}'' review, him scoring the infamous [[YourHeadAsplode basketball-to-the-head scene]] with [[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Also Sprach Zarathustra]].
* Phelous keeps cutting to the basketball-to-the-head scene as shorthand for, well, ''everything.'' Explanation of how stupid the movie is? Headsplosion. Sam displaying superstrength? Headsplosion. This movie is stupid? Headsplosion! Headsplosion doesn't explain anything? [[LogicBomb HEADSPLOSION!]]
** Apparently, Paul punching Tom's head [[ManipulativeEditing repeatedly until Headsplosion]] is too silly, so instead [[spoiler:Sam's going to jump out a window and "beat Tom's head into the ground until he dies of injuries"]].
* "Oh, man, a robot in the family! That's wacky!" as a reference to Lupa's review of "Robot in the Family."
* The rather nonchalant way Phelous says that "Tom's recovering from his latest concussion after playing in traffic".

[[folder: Jacob's Ladder]]
* While his review of ''Film/JacobsLadder'' is mostly depressing, due to Phelous acting more cynical and how it ends, it does have a funny moment where he talks about a scene he likes in the movie where Jacob hears a voice say "Dream on" in the hospital and [[NothingIsScarier the source is never shown]]. He wonders what would happen if those responsible for ''Film/SilentHillRevelation3D'' had written the scene. Cue the clip being edited with the infamous poptart jump scare and a ScareChord.
** At the start of the review, he admits that the film isn't really a "fun movie". [[GilliganCut And then we have a soldier spinning around and screaming set to]] "[[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic The Hills Are Alive]]".

[[folder: Aladdin: The Adventure of All Time]]
* The opening of the video [[NegativeContinuity handwaves]] the dramatic ending of Jacob's Ladder like it was another of Phelous's regular deaths.
* The RunningGag of Paige's grandfather getting out his gun.
* Humpty-Dumpty's graphic [[note]]egg-yolk splattering[[/note]] death.
* After Aladdin and Paige make Blackbeard into what he is with the magic lamp, Aladdin cuts his beard, much to Phelous' aggravation.
* Phelous notes that Cleopatra's servant girls wear really skimpy outfits, which normally show the underside of their breasts that barely cover their nipples. Then there is an [[OffModel off model]] shot of them that makes it look like they're wearing ''crotchless pants.''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''WHAT THE '''FUUUCK'''?!'' Time for my rating: Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time gets a '' '''hard R''' '' for nudity!
* Phelous notes that one of the recently released prisoners from prison is a skeleton, who prances around the street. He grimly says that now this undead abomination shall walk the earth forever!
* This bit of dialogue:
-->'''Scheherazade:''' "...I'm going to hide the lamp in a place it will never be found."
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' "[[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice My vagina!]]]]"
* His completely tearing apart the movie's honestly twisted and horrific MoralDissonance (the villain is evil for trying to change history, but our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and atrocities and we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.

[[folder: The Time Machine (I Found At a Yard Sale)]]
* The dinosaur and Phelous and Lupa's reactions to it.
* Lupa's offscreen SkywardScream during the belly dancer sequence.
* Fat Grandma steals the show.

[[folder: Psycho Santa]]
* In order to demonstrate how the movie drags in, the entire review has the movie narrated by Phelous imitating the narrator and giving every single unimportant detail while skipping the actual death.
-->'''Narrator''': [[ShowerScene And then she decided to take a shower]].
-->'''Woman''': I don't think I need to hear that...
-->'''Narrator''': ''[[BlatantLies It's very important to the story!]]''
* This part of Phelous's end-of-review sketch.
-->'''Santa:''' ...and now I will destroy Christmas forever!\\
'''Phelous:''' I can't let you do that, Santa! And now we must [[BigWordShout FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]]\\
''Cut to Phelous back on his couch.''\\
'''Phelous:''' [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome So anyway to make a long story Santa killed me.]]

[[folder: The Gingerdead Man]]
* Phelous makes it seem like the reason why James says "Put your gun down, please." [[BrokenRecord multiple times]] while Millard holds him at gunpoint... is because Millard kept not liking the way he said it.
* "Oh no, we're out of Johns Daphne. What are the kids gonna do without their whiskey cookies?"
* [[spoiler:Cookie Monster]] saving the day.

[[folder: Birdemic 2]]
* Phelous' depiction of James Nguyen's "dream wife", which is a picture of James Nguyen Photoshop to have a bird's beak and long, blonde hair.

[[folder:Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II]]
* "The crown is mine, bitch!"
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that the principal is trying to kill Mary-Lou so ''he'' can be Prom Queen instead of her.
** "This is a really beautiful moment, isn't it? MichaelIronside in a knitted sweater crying over Priest-Buddy. Never forget."
*** "[[HypocriticalHumor Eh, forget it.]]"

[[folder:Prom Night III: The Last Kiss]]
* This, when Mary-Lou is seducing Alex:
-->'''Alex''': I must be dreaming!
-->'''Mary-Lou''': (low, gravelly voice) [[Film/JacobsLadder Dream on.]]
-->(FadeToBlack, then fade in to Alex at the bottom of the stairs he fell down shortly before with a puddle of blood near his head)
* Phelous's utter confusion and frustration with the fact that ''four'' people were in love with Alex: [[HoYay his best friend Shane]], [[IncestYayShipping his sister]], his girlfriend Sarah, and [[NoYay Mary Lou]].
** It's even more hilarious when Shane actually acts lovingly towards Alex by constantly listening to his problems, suggesting they run away together, and even tucking him in when he falls asleep.
-->'''Phelous!Alex''': Look, Shane, I know I haven't been that good of a friend lately, but I got asked if I was a [[BadDudes bad enough dude to rescue the president]], [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles fell in some Mutagen]], [[DragonBallZ went Super Saiyan 2]], then buried some bodies in the football field and boinked a ghost.
-->'''Phelous!Shane''': [[UnderstandingBoyfriend Keewl]]! Let's run away together!
* Phelous demonstrates Alex's utter powerlessness when trying to threaten to break up with Mary Lou with this:
-->'''Mouse''': You better stay the hell away from my cheese! Or else!
-->'''Bear''': Okay, mouse, I don't want any trouble...
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You think they'll find him]]?" *cue Phelous editing in police siren lights and Alex getting shot in the head*

[[folder:Beauty and the Beast (Good Times version)]]
* DERP CAT! A-whee-oooh! (Sung to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA&t=0m57s last few notes]] of the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'' theme)
* Phelous points out that this beast looks like a cross between a warthog and a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Goomba]].
** Once Beauty and her father arrive to the castle, the dad [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 stomps on the Beast and gets +100 points]]. Problem solved.
* Beauty's delayed reactions to anything.
** And also her unbelievable bad acting when she "gasps in surprise".
* Him making fun of the animation style. He mostly pokes fun of Beauty's blank expressions and dull eyes.
* The running gag of the father throwing anything useless to the dumpster... even ''himself'' '''''and''''' ''Phelous''.
-->'''Phelous!Dad''': [[TakeThatMe Phelous hasn't been funny since Mac and Me]]. He is completely useless now.
-->''(Phelous gets thrown to the dumpster)''
-->'''Phelous''': [[LampshadeHanging How did he throw me to the trash if he's already in here?!]] Is that supposed to be scary?! Shut up. {{Beat}} Wait a minute, I'm telling myself to shut up? That doesn't make sen- SHUT UP!! {{Beat}} I keep digging this hole!
** As well as the running gag of a zoom-in on an OffModel still frame of his wall-eyed face as Phelous goes "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PznoLkN62Js EEYUUUUGGHN]]".
* The naming of Beauty.
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': I'll name you Beauty. (first ugly sister appears) Oh! Uh, never mind! Uh, I'll name ''you'' Beauty! (second sister appears) Oh, damn it! Uh, third time's the charm!
* Phelous harping on the fact that the Beast is afraid he will die a DeathByDespair...out of ''loneliness''. Not out of a broken heart, but because he's ''lonely''. Never mind the fact that he had been alone for plenty of time, or the fact that he could call Clara at any time to give him an anti-loneliness power-up.
* As a RunningGag, Phelous inserted bootleg versions of Lumiere and Cogsworth.
** When the father arrives to the castle the first time:
--> '''Dad''': Hello... Is the master of the castle here?
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': What's that song I hear playing in here? ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be out guest, Be our guest. Eat our food, leave us dead"]]'' Well, don't mind if I do. ''"EEYUUUUGGHN"''.
--> '''Dad''': I'm a traveler who lost his way.
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Bonjour, my friend! I'm Lumiere, and welcome to castle-
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': Woo, a delicious candle ''(eats the candle)''
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Sacre fuckin' bleu.
--> ''(Later. While the Beast is beating up snow)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': So, you dare to steal from me, Winter? I'll destroy you!
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So... The Beast is still punching snow, huh?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So, Wanna see if the Beast two castles down needs some servants?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
** In Part 2:
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Ho ho! The return of Lumiere. Oh, screw it, I know this is just gonna end badly. I quit.
--> ''(Beauty and Beast are left alone in silence)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': Awkwaaaard...
* Clara being generally useless:
** First she can't distinguish between a door and a window. ''So she tries to get out from said "door"''.
** Pointing out how even Clara seems so disinterested in the plot that she started to diss Beauty.
** Also for the dance scene:
--> '''Phelous''': Who's playing music? Is Clara a one-man band?
--> '''Phelous!Clara''': (with a bunch of instruments in front of her) ''Wow, wow. There's a beauty and the asswipe or something, tale as old-...'' (VerbalBackspace) Oh, shit. [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast That's the other one]]. Who gives a fuck. Goin' out to piss on those flowers.
* When the beast asks Beauty if he frightened her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': I'm really scary...right, right, you were scared, right?!
-->'''Phelous!Beauty''' (thinking): (''beat'') I hope a fly doesn't get in my mouth...
* After Beauty kneels in front of the beast to thank him for not killing her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast porno, woman!

[[folder:Lion and the King]]
* [[RageBreakingPoint THE CROCODILE'S NAME IS]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee DUNDEE]]?!!
* Lingering on and repeating several of the more laughable quotes in slow-motion.
-->'''The King:''' The diamonds! My God!

-->'''Robin:''' Your father the black panther is [[ShapedLikeItself your father?!]]

-->'''Myu-Myu:''' But perhaps we could be friends.
-->'''Robin:''' Hmm, I dunno...I think we should be enemies.
** Phelous later splices in the last quote into a scene with Robin and Dundee, resulting in Dundee walking away with sad ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' music playing.
* His reaction to the narrator "weasels", especially when they explain past events.
-->'''Weasel:''' You remember the black panther who gained power in the jungle...
--> '''Phelous: NO!!!''' I DON'T!!! WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THAT?!!!
** When the weasels start flubbing their lines multiple times, we cut to a clip of Phelous presumably giving a ClusterFBomb with the audio muted, then breaking down sobbing.
* The fact that his gag dubbing over the movie fits better than the actual dubbing of the movie.
* The "animation" finally breaks Phelous.
--> '''Phelous:''' Aaahh! Just... STOP! Every ''damn'' frame of this is ''' ''WRONG!!!'' '''
* Phelous pointing out the absurdity of The King telling Not!Zazu that it was his responsibility to prevent Robin from chasing Dundee.
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Clearly if he's hunting crocodiles, you can stop him, '''biiiiirrrrrrdddd'''..."
-->''(Robin eats Not!Zazu)''
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Whooooooaaaaaaa!!!" ''(Puffs on joint)'' "Ffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk..."
* His impressions of, and commentary on, the ridiculous voices and bad voice acting.
-->'''Not!Zazu:''' (Nasally) You have to go back to your father immediately!
--> '''Phelous:''' (Plugging his nose) If you plug your nose, it's an AMAZING voice!
* "Shut up, Dundee."
* Sometimes, one of the characters asks a question, and the response they get is the same question.
-->'''Robin:''' (to the vultures) Hi, um, do you know what happened to the panther's diamonds?
-->'''Vulture:''' Why, what happened to the diamonds?
-->'''Phelous:''' (Says "What happened?" 5 times, imitating Robin, the vulture, Dundee, Not!Zazu, and Not!Simba)
** and:
-->'''Myu-Myu:''' Anyway, do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Female Gorilla:''' It's not that easy. Do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Phelous''': It's the law of the jung-sert, answer a question with the same question! Surprisingly, not much is accomplished here.
-->'''The King:''' From now on, nobody sleeps around here.
-->'''Phelous''': (as the elephant) Ohhhh, I knew we should have joined the panther!
* His reaction to Myu-Myu's mother being a gorilla.
-->'''Phelous''': A gorilla is his mother? How did they... [[NoJustNoReaction No. Nope, nope, nope, no, no.]] *cuts to flash animation of panther and gorilla having sex* '''NO!'''
* Phelous talking about the [[InfoDump exposition-spewing rodents]]:
-->'''Rodent Thing''': And [[{{Blooper}} it was the...animals owed]] it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat and drive away the panther.
-->'''Phelous''': Wait, it was the animals owed it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat? [[DesignatedHero What fucking assholes!]] (deadpan) Panther got cheated, yo.

[[folder: Beauty and the Beast (Golden Films version)]]
* The [[JumpScare jump scare]] at the beginning:
-->[[spoiler:'''The King:''' My God! [[JuOn Uuuuuuuhhhhh!!!]]]]
* [[OffModel MINI DAD!!!]]
* Phelous deciding that the dad in this version is too boring, so he possesses him with spirit of "Old Man" from the Good Times version.
* After absolutely ''no'' chemistry between Beauty and the Beast:
-->'''Beast:''' But know this: if you do not return in one week's time, by the first snowfall, then I will die of a broken heart.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Wow, that sounds wonderful! Do you really mean it?
-->'''Phelous!Beast:''' Fuck, we really haven't had ''any'' moments yet, have we? Just come back, dammit, I need someone to yell at or I'll die.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Sounds worth it!
* "Mustache-enezer, for your crimes against humanity, particularly those four daughters, you have been sentenced to death!" *cue a fire effect over the dad with Phelous making painful crying sounds*
* Phelous' shocked, jaw-drop reaction to the backstory of the three "comic relief" ghosts [[spoiler: being people that the Beast as a prince let starve to death, and are now cursed for no reason to be stuck in limbo until they help the guy who killed them break his own curse]].

[[folder: Foodfight!]]
* The entire episode is one long CMOF for snarky, meta and non-sequitur tastes.
* After describing the TroubledProduction, Brad mentions how he has to go to [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] and "not flush."
* Mr. Leonard and Kaptain Krispy having a funeral for the stepped-on bag of chips.
** Hell, everything regarding the two treating stepping on a bag of chips as SeriousBusiness.
-->'''Mr.Clipboard:''' [[MemeticMutation "Survival of the fittest, LEONAAAAAHARD!"]]
-->'''Brad!Mr.Leonard:''' "That bag of chips was my only child!"
-->'''Phelous!Mr.Clipboard:''' "Get a life, LEONAAAAAHARD!"
** In a fake ending, they imagine Mr. Leonard [[DrivenToSuicide committing suicide]], then the credits rolling.
-->'''Brad!Mr. Leonard''': My life was never the same that day. Joy was gone. Tried to find reasons to get up in the morning. All I could think of was that bag of chips.
** On a related note, '''Brad!Mr. Leonard''' making a running gag out of the tremulously-delivered "I'm an OLD BASTARD..."
* Phelous' incredulous reaction to how the icons develop "[[IncrediblyLamePun Rigormoldus]]".
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mr. Clipboard and everyone at Brand X throwing a pizza party in the aisles.]]
* Phelous and Brad's voiceovers:
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' (to Cheasel) "Weasel your way up my ass. You're already lubricated, I see."
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Speaking of ass, I've got you covered for an emergency bathroom, and a kitten. I'm a sick fuck!"
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' "And straws for the felching afterwards!"
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Oh, okay, uh, you're the sick fuck!"
* Phelous proposing to Brad:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wow. So beautiful. And this is gonna be the day I propose as well. (Lupa looks surprised. Holds box of Fruit Brute and looks at Brad. Lupa storms off.) Brad, will you be my partner in a spin-off featuring us as supermarket sleuths?"
-->'''Brad:''' "Oh, wow. I-I never thought this day would come. Seriously I didn't because it's stupid. So obviously the answer is yes!"
* "'''''YOU COLD-FARTED ITCH !''''''"
-->'''Lupa''': Cold-farted itch? '''COLD FARTED ITCH'''?? Did he ''really'' just say that?!
-->'''Brad''' (''singing''): [[MoodWhiplash It's our world! It's our life!]]
-->'''Phelous''' (''singing''): So now I'm a believer!

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust]]
* His response to the Gingerdead Man saying how ridiculous the idea of bringing dolls to life is.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny An actual joke?]] Get the Hell out of here! We're in the middle of the death of comedy!"
* He realizes that the song at the start of the movie was a warning, starting with the line "Run, run, run as fast as you can..." He runs away from the room, only to return shortly after.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Running to my kitchen didn't get me very far]]."

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver]]
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phelous trying to hitch a ride with all the sense that's departing.]] He even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that he had [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment no idea what the point of that was.]]
** He tries again immediately after (due to [[spoiler:the Gingerdead Man deciding to film a group of people fucking]]), and when he comes back into the room, Phelous [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve attacks the camera]]]].
* Phelous trying to figure out how to do the rest of the review unconscious, while holding a hammer in his hand.
* His comment on seeing [[VideoGame/TheSimpsons The Simpsons arcade game]] in the background.
-->'''Phelous''': "Ooh, they have The Simpsons arcade machine! That was my favorite game from [[AnachronismStew 1976]]!"
* Phelous commenting on how half the film is just forced close-ups of the Gingerdead Man saying what he's gonna do next.
** "[[{{Narm}} I'm gonna lock a door!]]"
** "[[SpecialEffectsFailure I'm gonna do another terrible CGI shot!]]"
** "[[TakeThat I'm gonna learn how to write with the slightest bit of intelligence!]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Just kidding!]]"[[note]]For context, the Gingerdead Man in this film is voiced by one of the movie's writers.[[/note]]

[[folder: Cricket on the Hearth]]
* Every gag playing on how much [[{{Jerkass}} Cricket Crocket]] is awful, as well as how "lucky" he really is.
* The moment when a doll winds up [[RuleOfSymbolism without a painted pair of eyes]] and Phelous overlays the [[SilentHill Otherworld transition cue]].
* Phelous making another offscreen gunshot gag... only for the exact same thing to happen for real later in the cartoon while Phelous swears [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer that it actually happened]] and [[NotMeThisTime he didn't add it in]].
* Old Man from Good Times' Beauty and the Beast coming to live with the family.
* The cops from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde show up to arrest Caleb.
-->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! he's talking to a bloody cricket, he is!\\
'''Cop 2:''' We'll have to lock him up for everyone's safety!
** They appear again during one of the song sequences.
--->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! Defacing Royal Naval property?!? You shall walk the plank, sir!
* "'Ello, sir, you want to move in with me and the missus?"
* "The service at the Money Lender is fine, but it's the evil laughing that keeps me coming back."
* Phelous' utter bewilderment of a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment sexy cat singing in an animal nightclub.]]
* The entire Quantum Leap sketch featuring Aladdin, Paige, and Wordsworth from Aladdin And The Adventure Of All Time.

[[folder: Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* [[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]

[[folder:The True Story of Puss 'n Boots]]
* The start of the movie.
-->'''Narrator:''' "I witnessed an incredible story, one I've decided to tell to children young and old."
-->'''Phelous!Narrator:''' "And that's why I'm currently serving 5 life sentences."

[[folder:Dragon Ball: The Path To Power]]
* RunningGag of inserting the infamous NeverSayDie edits from the Ocean Dub of DBZ whenever a character dies.
* The shots at [[Anime/DragonBallGT Dragon Ball GT]] he made throughout the review.
* "[[ButtMonkey YAMCHA]] THE MOST [[Series/MortalKombatConquest SIRO]] DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER!"
* '''Goku''':"What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?"
-->'''Phelous''': ''Fanny''?! Goku, you realize you can't say that! In England! Therefore you can't say it anywhere! Besides, over there it means [[CurseCutShort cun--]]

[[folder:Planet of the Turtloids]]
* "Stop [[BreakingtheFourthWall breaking the fourth wall]], [[DamselInDistress April]], it's only funny when Raphael does it."
** And then, three seconds later: "[[LogicBomb Stop breaking the fourth wall, Raphael, it's only funny when April does it.]]"

[[folder:Dragon Ball Z: Top 15 Funniest Alternations & Censoring]]
* "And here's [[BlackComedy the cherry on top of the evacuation]] [[{{Pun}} sundae.]]
* "We could handle main character's getting 'Next Dimensioned', but random people? They just escaped on their parachutes, because it's Sunday."
* After the credits
--> '''Nappa''' "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?"
--> '''Phelous!Vegeta''' "Too bad it's sunday! I would've said an [[Main/DiscreditedMeme overused meme]] tomorrow."
* ''(deadpan)'' "Trigger warning, guys: tears. Oops, was too late on that one."

[[folder:Alice in Wonderland]]
* The second time Alice visits the hallway with the doors, the movie recycles so much animation from earlier, that Phelous fabricates a scenario of her getting trapped in a GroundhogDayLoop.
* Four words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2MGA8qB18 Old Man in Wonderland]].

[[folder:Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys]]
* When Hermie and Rudolph are crossing a lake, Phelous jokingly suggests this actually is the Styx, and will lead to his favourite movie: [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Rudolph Goes to Hell]]. Which will then lead to [[Film/FreddyVsJason Rudolph Vs Frosty]].
-->"[[Film/AlienVsPredator Whoever wins...]] we'll forget."
* "Hermie banged the Tooth Fairy. Never forget."

[[folder:Magic Gift of the Snowman]]
* When Landon reveals the snowman to his sister:
-->'''Phelous!Emery:''' Wow! Thank you for the personal creeper outside my window.
-->'''Phelous!Landon:''' Oh don't worry, Em, he's just going to watch '''[[EvilSoundsDeep EVERYTHING YOU DO!]]'''
* Phelous notes just how silly the "If she can make it to Christmas" diagnosis is, so he has the parents seek a second opinion. And ''who'' do they consult, you ask...?
--> '''[[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man]]:''' [[RunningGag Your daughter's all wet from the snow! She's completely useless now!]]
--> '''Phelous!Dad:''' ...Aw, screw it, we'll go with the "magic Christmas" diagnosis.
* His reactions to unsettling things in the film such as the UnfortunateImplications of the power the princess' smile holds, Snowden being a {{Jerkass}} to the kids, the villain being modeled off of [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]] and who ''burns to death'' in the end.
-->'''Phelous:''' Half the time I went to write horrible responses for Snowden to say for this review, he would straight-up say them in the movie anyway!
* Phelous' reaction to hearing that [[BigBad the Charlatan]] snuck into Princess Electra's room at night and stole her smile.
-->'''Phelous:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]. I don't think I'm gonna like [[{{Squick}} how he makes her]] [[MemeticMolester lose her smile...]]''([[RunningGag Rape]] [[BlackComedyRape Horn]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice plays]])''

[[folder:Dinosaur Adventure]]
* Him pointing out the kid unfriendly dialogue with Tio's father and Robin's father.
--> '''Robin's father''': My God!
--> '''Tio's father''': What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike hell]]''?!
* Everything involving [[EnsembleDarkhorse Oro,]] especially the "science will make us fly" scene:
--> '''Oro''': You're as stupid as you always were!
--> '''Phelous''': Yikes! If you're getting called stupid by ''[[UncannyValley this]]'' face, you better rethink your life.
--> '''Oro''': Science has made progress! One day, we'll all be able to fly!
--> '''Phelous''': That's ''not'' how science works!
--> '''Phelous!Oro''': (''hovering through the air'') I'm flyyyyyiiiiinnng! ''SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!''
* His reaction to the discovery of Tio II. He points out the obvious cruelty of Tio's parents just not bothering to look for their son and just had another son named after the first one.
--> '''Phelous''': Holy shit, their parents are horrible! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love it!]]
* "And everything was perfect in Damn Hell Valley... [[HappyEndingOverride until the ice age two days later."]]
-->'''The Lion King''': [[RunningGag My God!]]

[[folder:The Countryside Bears]]
* The triumphant return of Scene-Interrupting Bear.
* At one point, the creepy stalker crow from ''Dinosaur Adventure'' makes an appearance in the background, causing this to happen:
--> '''Phelous!Lion King''': [[CatchPhrase MY GOD!]] A SPY! ''(eats the crow)''
* When the baby kangaroo is picked up by the wind:
--> '''Phelous!Wabuu''': Well, she's dead. Let's go!
** "This, of course, is just one of those freak forest winds that can pick up a kangaroo but manages to not really disturb the trees. Weird, right? [[SarcasmMode It's almost like Dingo doesn't actually animate their stock backgrounds or something."]]
** Which is followed up with a cameo by Oro from ''Dinosaur Adventure'':
--> '''Phelous!Oro''': I ''told'' you science was making progress to make us all fly! (''flies past the kangaroo'') ''[[CallBack SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!]]''
* One the bears complains how nobody will care if he gets wet, thus prompting....
--> '''Old Man''': I hope that bear ''does'' get wet in the future, [[RunningGag because that will mean...]] [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope that I was expected!]] [[ExtremeOmnivore *eats Grumpy*]] Ha! fooled you guys on that one!]]
* Phelous' JawDrop after Wabuu is called a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids child murderer.]]
* Phelous almost gives up on the movie after the very first line of dialogue is "[[AccidentalInnuendo Hello]], [[UnfortunateNames Wiener]]."

[[folder:The Secret of the Hunchback]]
* When Quasimodo tries to explain himself to the priest:
--> '''Quasimodo''': I wanna be, part of their wooooooorld.
--> '''Priest''': ''Stop ripping off the wrong cartoon, ugly''!
* After showing the scene with the doctor taking some kind of medicine, Phelous notes that Notre Dame's health care was the worst.
** And shortly after that:
--> '''Phelous''': Highlights of Quasimodo's life! (beat) [[DeadpanSnarker A pill popping doctor.]]
* [[SarcasmMode "Ah yes, just what the Hunchback of Notre Dame stories were always missing....a protection racket plot.]] But at least Notre Dame finally has a sheriff to bring order to this town of ugly babies."
* This:
-->'''Quasimodo''': Today's Fool's Day!\\
'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, I get that feeling already.]]
* Phelous' various comments upon realizing the sheriff "Bearded [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]" is supposed to be Frollo:
-->'''Phelous''': "[[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Frollo really gets to have a lot of different jobs, doesn't he?]] Frollo was the archdeacon in [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the book]], he was a judge in [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney one]], but now, [[SarcasmMode the greatest Frollo of the all is the Sheriff of Notre Dame!]]"
-->'''Bearded Le Fou''': By order of Lord Frollo, high sheriff of the city of Paris...\\
'''Phelous''': Yes, keep saying it, it sounds dumber every time!
* The "Stupid Surprised Sheriff"
* The fake-out ending:
-->'''Priest''': We can only pray that some day they will see as you really are, Quasimodo.\\

[[folder: But they never did ]]

[[folder: The End ]]

* Frollo promises the bohemians an amnisty, and "maybe more":
-->'''Phelous!Frollo''': Maybe even seven minutes of heaven with [[CallBack Deputy Duck]]!\\
'''Phelous!Bohemian''': Uuuuh... I am not really [[BestialityIsDepraved into that]]... ''(Frollo throws a knife at him)''\\
'''Phelous!Frollo''': [[BerserkButton No-one turns down Deputy Duck!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids "Hey, hey, HEY!]] I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike muthafucking]] ''gargoyle'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
* Once Quasimodo's true face is revealed:
--> '''Mah God King''': [[CatchPhrase My god!]] He's less creepy than before! RUUUN!
* When Pierre immediatly figures out that [[CaptainObvious the big, fat bohemian trying to pose as Esmeralda isn't her]]:
* Playing the Film/PumaMan theme over the scene where [[spoiler: [[GainaxEnding Quasimodo spontaneously grows wings and starts flying]].]]

[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Golden Films Version)]]
* Throughout the review, comparing this version to the Good Times version - and deciding this one [[UpToEleven is much worse]]. He makes a convincing case.
* His laugh at this Quasimodo's InformedDeformity.
-->"[[SarcasmMode The best way to show that he has beauty on the inside is by giving him beauty on the outside]]!"
-->"Oooh, he's so grotesque! He looks like he is ready to join a boys band!"
* When the bats are somehow able to communicate with Quasimodo during daytime from Notre-Dame when he is outside during night time leads to Phelous theorizing they are from another dimension.
* "Quasi-Frollo" saying "The party is over, Fellas!" with his accent. Cue Phelous' reaction:
-->'''Phelous''': Di-did he just say my fucking name?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
* "[[CaptainObvious Doing anything against the law is illegal.]]"
* His response to Melody and the Hunchback getting married at the end:
-->'''Phelous''': Creator/VictorHugo always intended to have Esmerelda and Quasimodo marry at the end. He just didn't have the technology to write it back then.

[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Dingo Pictures Version)]]
* Phelous' shock that of all the versions he has seen of the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, the ''Dingo'' version is the one where Frollo actually is an Archdeacon like he was in the book.
* When Pierre tells Esmeralda that she's full of secrets, [[Main/CallBack she grows wings and flies away while the]] Film/PumaMan [[Main/CallBack theme plays.]]

[[folder: Hellraiser: Hellworld]]
* "[[RunningGag Christ's sake, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.]]"
* Phelous calling the main characters the WesternAnimation/SuperFriends due to Creator/HenryCavill and Creator/KharyPayton's presence among their ranks.
** He also suggests that Christopher Jacot's character isn't getting along with the others due to being [[WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes more of a Marvel guy]].
* Phelous's favorite Cenobite..."[[NoNameGiven The Other One]]"...?
** "2/10"
** Made even better by Pinhead going on rants about how lame Other One is.

->'''Old Man''': [[SelfDeprecation Phelous hasn't been funny since ''Mac and Me''.]] [[RunningGag He's completely useless now...]]