* Minerva turning Albus' socks into cockroaches.
* "Dark side? What are you, the red-headed Darth Vader?"
* Many of the things Hermione thinks about Snape after she starts to think of him as the {{woobie}}. Especially this:
--> "She'd begun to think of his as some black-coated, overgrown, misunderstood house elf that only needed someone to stand up for him."
* Everything that has to do with Little Sev.
* "I don't know what that piece of chicken did to you, but I'm sure it's real sorry."
* The entirety of Hermione's [[PowerStrainBlackout magical depletion.]]
--> Ron: "You called me an 'interfering Molly-wannabe with delusions of ownership of your person."'
* "Of course she saw me. I was her bloody Potions Professor."
* Hermione's reaction to Neville trying to comfort her after her [[PowerStrainBlackout magical depletion]] is priceless.
* The Great and Noble House of Granger and everyone's reactions to it.
* Vector's reactions to Dumbledore. All of them, especially her reaction to him showing up on her doorstep early in the morning.
* Anytime Dumbledore and [[spoiler:Alverez]] interact.
* [[spoiler: Hermione's LoveEpiphany]].
* Snape arguing with Fawkes.
* Rink telling Hermione about his favorite punishments and offering to swing the door really hard on her finger if it would make her feel better.
* When Hermione tells the Order [[spoiler: that it is her fault Hogwarts has been closed off]], they all look at her as if she is alien and dangerous, except Vector who is looking at her "like she was the last chocolate cream biscuit on the plate."