When you have the walking, talking NightmareFuel in the form of Wrestling/TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]] in the form of Paul Bearer to accompany him in order to cancel it out.

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* Paul and The Undertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[=WWF RAW=]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.
** You'll notice he went to great lengths to make his face completely invisible behind his hair for this.
** Also see {{Corpsing}} on the main page, when his LargeHam tendencies (and attempts to get TheUndertaker to corpse) backfired.
* Paul inviting viewers into his home for a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu68yTfNfKg tour]]. Bloody Mary, anyone?
* Paul Bearer's afraid of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes snakes]]? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsA7RNMY7p4#t=3m54s Who knew?]]
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siYb3k_gZ0g this]] segment, he gives [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]] and Wrestling/BobbyHeenan a basic (and rather funny) walkthrough of his profession. (Of course, being a mortician in RealLife, he actually knows what he's talking about here)
* Paul Bearer taunts Wrestling/HulkHogan with a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNBnC8nO1A casket]].
-->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[LargeHam Oh YES, Mr. Hogan, this fine casket is made of the FINEST MATERIALS on the OUTSIDE, AS WELL AS THE INNNNNNNNNNSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEE!]]
* Paul being forced by Commissioner Wrestling/ShawnMichaels to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PhWVtnObmg wrestle]] Wrestling/TheBigShow. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.
-->'''Paul Bearer:''' I'M NOT A WRASSLER! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M NOT A WRASSLER!!!
-->'''Wrestling/JerryLawler:''' He looks like a beached whale!
* Paul being abducted by Wrestling/{{Edge}} in order to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, Wrestling/{{Edge}} proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].
-->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dNCWlER-w BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]
* Pick a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBTGdYmWVZA promo]] with Paul Bearer. ''Any'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyopu0NQGNk promo]] with Paul Bearer. No matter what the situation, you're guaranteed to be entertained.
* Hell, even [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpTTNPUjRCI during]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM2-Zj-RkSk the]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEdSymhFr8 matches]], Paul can clearly be seen [[ChewingTheScenery having a scenery snack]] on the sidelines.
* Paul covertly giving Sherri Martel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY1I9GcGlo the finger]] ''on primetime television''. (Starts at 3:08)
-->'''Paul Bearer:''' Ohhhh, Miss Sherri! You look so lovely, so happy, so ''alive''! Have you been to a funeral?
* Who would want to rape Paul Bearer at ringside? Wrestling/{{Goldust}}, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8MsO383Mc that's who!]]
* Paul mentions having had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op-vDnUS8kc "contact"]] with Wrestling/TheUndertaker (whatever that means), then, when Taker makes his presence known, starts acting like Brother Love on crack.
* Taker and Paul on the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96NDpKs4DwM review]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tzdAOFrgA8 panel]]. Every second of it.
-->'''Vince [=McMahon=]:''' (addressing the viewers) You don't want to miss ''Body Stars''!
-->'''Paul Bearer:''' (clutches Vince's hand) Oooooh, bodies?!
-->(awkward silence)
* Taker and Paul [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaAkdl3d1I wish Helen Hart a happy birthday over the phone]]. Pity they didn't do it in person.
* Paul has visions of Wrestling/ShawnMichaels being, erm...stiff during this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQau3jlI9g 1996 promo]].
-->'''Paul Bearer:''' I just can't ''wait'' to get you on my embalming room slab, [[ThemeSong Sexy Boy]]! Ohhhhh yeeeeessss!!!
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