!!!examples from ''The Mobile Police''
* From episode 9: "Red Labor Landing"
** Noa and Asuma end up having to share a hotel room while on assignment. [[AllMenArePerverts This clearly doesn't sit well with her]], and frets over it in the furo. So she waits until she thinks Asuma's asleep before entering the room to turn in. When he "awakes" and creeps toward her futon, she's clearly expecting to be groped and [[ThanksForTheMammary braces herself for the inevitable...]] except he completely ignores her and goes for her snack bag, causing Noa to become outraged and clock him!
** What makes this funnier is the ambiguity of whether she was upset over Asuma raiding her bag, or [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe indignant that he'd choose snack food over her!]]
** The end of the episode is even funnier: [[spoiler: That snack was actually something Gotoh had asked the two for, as it's apparently a local delicacy. When he finally asks them about it... [[ButtMonkey he's very dismayed]] to find out that the technicians had already gotten a hold of what's left of it.]]
* The second half of episode 38: "Mystery Tour". Specifically:
** Kumagami's [[{{Fainting}} reaction]] to [[spoiler: the rat swarm]] and to [[spoiler: Shinshi's wail]] when he and Ota catch up to them.
** [[RunningGag Noa swooning three times]], while [[spoiler: being chased through the sewers by a giant albino alligator!]]
** The final chase sequence, period; particularly when Tadayama goes from outrunning Asuma and the others, to being left in the dust, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere until he sees what's behind them!]] It quickly becomes a mad dash for the exit, all while Kumagami's blissfully unaware, thanks to [[spoiler: being passed out on Hiromi's back while he and the others are running for their lives!]]
* The episode where everyone gets plastered. Choose betwee between: Asuma and Ohta's verbal fight that culminates in them going for the fitsticuffs, Shinshi's drunken rambling, and the drinking competition between [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Noa and Kanuka]].

!!!examples from ''The New Files''

* From episode 4: "Game Over"
** Wong literally [[{{Troll}} "dumping"]] [[spoiler: [[OldFlameFizzle Kumagami]]]] before making his escape!

* From episode 12: "Two in Karuizawa"
** Gotoh [[DistractedByTheSexy gets distracted twice]] by checking out [[FairCop Shinobu's]] sprained ankle, but she could see where his eyes ''[[ShesGotLegs really were]]'' and firmly tells him to keep them on the road instead.
-->'''Shinobu: (command tone)''' "EYES FRONT!!"
-->'''Gotoh: (busted)''' "Haaaaiiii."

** A few moments later, [[CovertPervert he adjusts the rearview mirror so he can look at her while he's driving]], but [[BeingWatched her woman's intuition kicks in again]]; making him quickly put it back the way it was.

** Gotoh's reaction to seeing their suite, which [[spoiler: looks like a child's playroom!]] Made better by her reaction, to his reaction.
-->'''Gotoh: (dull surprise)''' "Are you into this sorta thing, Shinobu-san?"
-->'''Shinobu: (defensively)''' "No, but you said it didn't matter so..."
-->'''[[{{Beat}} awkward silence follows]]'''
-->'''Shinobu: (changing subject)''' "So... um, would you like some tea?"

** Gotoh's attempt to peek on Shinobu in while she's in the shower. After waiting a few minutes, he crawls over to the door and gently slides it open... and finds her [[FeetFirstIntroduction standing there]] with her arms folded, clearly having expected it. His response?
-->'''Gotoh: (deadpan)''' [[HypocriticalHumor "Hey, that was sneaky."]]
-->'''Shinobi: (ice cold stare)''' [[CovertPervert "Look who's talking.]] [[AccidentalInnuendo Maybe I should use my handcuffs."]]

* Shinobu's attempt to [[spoiler: cover the mirror over the bed!]] After tugging on the curtain, she crawls over to the control panel, but doesn't know which of the buttons to press. So she picks one at random [[spoiler: causing the bed to rise off the floor and begin to spin like a merry-go-round! In her attempt to shut it off, her hand passes over all of the buttons, making the bed spin faster, and causes the lights in the room to blink on and off!]]
** Gotoh, meanwhile, has no clue what's going on. By the time he steps out of the bath, she's got it under control, though clearly mortified by the experience!

* The entirety of episode 13: "The Dungeon Again", which is a follow up to "Mystery Tour", the 38th episode of the previous series. And, like its predecessor, it's the second half that contains the funniest scenes; perhaps in the entire series! The highlights include:
** Tadayama's message to trepassers:
-->'''Welcome to the proving grounds of'''
-->'''[[ScrewySquirrel Mad Overlord,]]'''
-->'''Children under the age of 90'''
-->'''must be accompanied by parent, guardian, priest or demon'''
-->'''NO EXCEPTIONS'''
** [[spoiler: Kumagami faints again!]]
** The various traps hidden throughout the sewers, each triggered by trip wires: including a foot snare, followed by the ceiling collapsing, a [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda-style]] [[ShoutOut "locked door" room]] (defeat all the enemies inside!), plus, arrows hidden in the walls.
** Special mention goes to Asuma opening a box containing a ticking time-bomb and a simple two word message: "wrong answer", then...BOOM!
** The rescue party's [[FaceFault reaction]] to finding Unoyama and the other missing mechanics alive and well... eating ramen with Tadayama. Followed by [[MoreDakka Otah's reaction!]]
** The group's excitement over finding the pearls they were after... until they realize they're not pearls... they're [[spoiler: crocodile eggs]] [[OhCrap Oh sh-!]]
** The return of Noa's [[RunningGag "running gag"]], which Otah joins in on!
** Asuma telling the group [[LetsSplitUpGang to split up]] in order to shake [[spoiler: the crocs! Now there's three of 'em!]]
-->'''Otah: (accusative)''' "Shinohara, you-!"
-->'''Asuma: (running)''' "Bitch later! Split up and lose 'em!"
** Which gets averted when he sees everybody's still behind him since they all ran the same way!
** Asuma's epic [[FacePlant faceplant]] at the end of the downhill segment, which ends with everyone hanging onto his legs for dear life, with [[spoiler: the crocs waiting directly below with their gaping jaws open!]] ...then the pipe gives way, leading to....
** The montage at the end which features Noa's swoon routine, while swimming frantically!
** [[DownerEnding The conclusion]]: [[spoiler: they're all still trapped in the sewers, their backs pressed against the door, with the crocs right outside, trying to get in!!]]

!!!examples from the Manga
* The first chapter has a brief RunningGag that has Asuma voicing concerns of Noa possibly becoming [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/15.html an industrial spy]], after she tells him Sakaki gave her a sneak peek of the AV-98. Gotoh [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/16.html seems to support]] his suspicions as far as industrial spies are concerned, but finds it funny anyone would suspect Noa, of all people. When Asuma objects, Gotoh finds the ''real problem'' with a simple question:
-->'''Gotoh:''' "What's the matter, Shinohara? Unlucky at love, in the past, eh?"
-->'''Asuma: (busted)''' "Uh.. w-why no, Sir..."
-->'''Noa: (evil grin)''' "[[EurekaMoment HAH!]] So some woman '''[[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/17.html DONE YA WRONG]]''', huh?!"

* While en route to their first assignment, Ota asks Gotoh why they can't simply engage the criminals they're after, rather than herding them towards the designated target area at Ueno Park. It doesn't take Gotoh long to realize [[CowboyCop what he's dealing with]] and responds by [[LampshadeHanging calling him out on it.]]
-->'''Gotoh: (over police radio)''' "Look, Ota... you want the city to go up in flames?"
-->'''Ota:''' "No Sir... I... uh... [[BlatantLies just want to wrap this up as quickly as possible]], and..."
-->'''Gotoh: (deadpan)''' "I can see it now: [[GunNut the stray bullets flying...]] the exploding vehicles..."
-->'''Ota: (busted)''' "Y-you... [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/50.html Do you really think I'm THAT irresponsible!?"]]
-->'''*Noa and Asuma laugh their asses off*'''

* One of the technicians at the Shinohara Plant sees Gotoh [[TemptingFate nosing around the AV-98's simulator]] and asks if he wants to take it for a spin, so he does. [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/138.html Big mistake.]]
** He tempts fate again, when Noa lectures him about how dangerous it is to [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/65.html smoke near a gas line]], but he ignores her and decides to light up anyway annnnd... [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/76.html yeah.]] [[spoiler: The explosion wasn't really his fault, but Shinobu tells him to [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/87.html put his lighter away]] just the same.]]

* Speaking of Shinobu, Gotoh [[{{Troll}} trolls]] her by purposely leaving her division high 'n dry so his division could get the credit for apprehending the criminals. And his response when Asuma calls him out on it...?
-->'''Asuma: (surprised)''' "Say... [[WhatTheHellHero isn't this kinda unethical?"]]
-->'''Gotoh: (turns back to Asuma)''' [[{{Beat}} ". . . . ."]]
-->'''Gotoh: (turns back around grinning)''' [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/59.html "This is a happy day."]]
** Then, when Shinobu regroups with them, [[RefugeInAudacity he actually tries to use it as an opportunity to ask her out!]] Needless to say, [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/92.html she wasn't buying it.]]

* There are several when Noa and Asuma are first assigned to each other:
** Gotoh assigns Asuma to the command car position, then asks if he understands why. Asuma answers it's because [[DeadpanSnarker he's smarter]] [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/178.html than Noa!]]
** Followed by this exchange of veiled insults.
-->'''Asuma: (firm handshake)''' "Looking forward to working with you."
-->'''Noa: (grinning)''' "Think so?" '''(mumbles)''' "Boy, [[{{Jerkass}} you're sure not a ladies man."]]
-->'''Asuma: (indignant)''' [[HypocriticalHumor "You're sure not too polite are you?"]]
-->'''Noa:''' "LOOK '''[[DeadpanSnarker WHO'S TALKING!]]'''"
** The following day, while they're setting up the office, he sees her struggling with a stack of boxes and takes them off her hands. Just as she thinks he's being nice to her, he tells her [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c001/181.html they weren't expecting much from her anyway!]]
-->'''Noa: (indignant)''' "He must've been [[DudeWheresMyRespect BORN a jerk!"]]

* As Ota soon learns, when [[GentleGiant Hiromi]] tells you [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c014/10.html he's prepared tea]], [[BewareTheNiceOnes you drink the damn tea.]] [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/patlabor/c014/11.html End of discussion.]]