* One RPG group has a standing house rule that any briefing that goes by without a death is regarded as a failure. As such, much hilarity has ensued. Par example, these 3 consecutive sessions:
---> Friend Computer: The medical chimpanzees are waiting outside. Who would like to play a game of ping pong?
---> ''Two-thirds of the players assent to this, albeit cautiously.''
---> Friend Computer: Ping pong is an unsanctioned game. Only sanctioned games provide sufficient happiness. Report for re-education.
*** Re-education, incidentally, consisted of being attacked by the aforesaid (Computer controlled) monkeys.
---> Friend Computer: This concludes the briefing. [[ShmuckBait Who would like to play a game of poker?]]
---> ''[[TooDumbToLive One guy raises his hand]]''
---> Friend Computer: A desire to play poker indicates a desire to spread wealth. Spreading wealth is communism. Communism is treason.
---> ''Turret drops from the ceiling and frags him''
---> Friend Computer: Have a nice daycycle.
---> Friend Computer: Who would like to play a game of Trivial Pursuit?
---> ''The players, wary by now, keep silent''
---> Friend Computer: Unwillingness to play games indicates an unnaturally low level of happiness. Happiness is mandatory. You will all be dispatched to the Happiness Enhancement room.
*** A death trap obstacle course, naturally.