* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.
* If you're using WTFBM [[GameMod Hud modification]] [[spoiler: Which stands for "Where's The [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Bank Manager?"]], it features some pretty amusing messages at the start of a heist. Also, one of the messages contains a [[TakeThat giant "Fuck You"]] towards the law enforcement in the game:
--> '''WTFBM:''' Technically, you can't prove that [[CrossesTheLineTwice billions of Hitlers]] aren't densely packed in everywhere [[CaptainObvious except where you're looking]].
--> '''WTFBM:''' Aren't cops also civilians? [[WhatTheHellHero What's with that, Bain]]?
--> '''WTFBM:''' Today's forecast: [[OhCrap Cloudy with a chance of Bulldozers]].
--> '''WTFBM:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense How do you hide an LMG in a coat, anyway]]?
--> '''WTFBM:''' [[FunetikAksent I vanted]] [[VideoGame/DeusEx orange]].
--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Do not pet the Cacodemon]].
--> '''WTFBM:''' [[StopHavingFunGuys All the fun stuff]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor is illegal]].
--> '''WTFBM:''' [[YouBastard You maniacs]]! [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes You blew it up]]!
--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3d Those blue-shirt bastards are gonna pay for blowing up my getaway]].
--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].