* "Mr. Mayor, what do you have to say to all the hair cells recently laid off from the scalp?" "There'll be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back."
* From the same scene as above, "Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor! Do you have a plan to deal with the fat cell housing shortage?" "I'd like to announce we are beginning construction on a, haha, third chin."
* Leah running into Thrax in the hallway. "HAI BABEH!"
* From the deleted scene:
-->'''Ozzy''': Now get your butt outta my car!
-->'''Drix''': Oh! I don't even have a butt.
* And this little gem.
-->'''Ozzy''': What the heck is a uvula?
-->'''Drix''': It's that little dangly thing that hangs down in Frank's-
-->'''Ozzy''': Boxer shorts! Okay, here we go! (drives down a road leading to "Rectum")
-->'''Drix''': Not THAT little dangly thing, the one in his throat!
-->'''Ozzy''': ({{Beat}}) I knew that. I knew that.
* Thrax's trip into Frank's BlackBugRoom.
-->'''Thrax''': [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth This cat was sick before I even got here!]]
* "LEEEG! LEEEEEEEG!"