* In the final mission of ''Cold War Crisis'', Guba gets cornered by Gastovski and [[JustBetweenYouAndMe starts gloating in Russian about his contingency plan about to go off elsewhere]]... only for Gastovski to snark back at Guba ''in Russian'', revealing that [[BilingualBackfire he understood every word Guba said]]. The expression on the astonished general's face as he [[OhCrap realizes]] [[EpicFail he just flat-out told Gastovski]] [[spoiler:where the second SCUD is]] while there is time to stop it is priceless:
--> ''"You... [[NarmCharm You speak Russian?]] [[LittleNo No.]] '''[[BigNo NOOOO!]] [[{{Angrish}} ARRRGHHHHH]][[VillainousBreakdown !!!]]'''"''
* This gem of an exchange between [[CloudCuckooLander private Fowley]] and [[DrillSergeantNasty sergeant Bergoff]] when you're riding along with them (as Dave Armstrong) in a jeep:
--> ''"Are we supposed to prepare for war, sir?"''
--> ''"''Especially'' for war, private!"''
* "[[http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBXyooGayhTA&ei=pMbaUPiMEJHorQex6oCIBw&usg=AFQjCNHZ8o0arrgAP9JwQeQyKymJJ0ySrw&sig2=WMFS7jBGsMBfWxyoXWseZg Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!]]"