* Lono, Loop, Victor and Jack are riding in a car.
-->'''Loop:''' Ain't never been to Mexico...
-->'''Lono:''' No? It's a sweet place...
-->'''Victor:''' If you're American.
-->'''Jack:''' Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican.
-->'''Loop:''' Mexicans ''are'' Americans.
-->'''Victor, Lono and Jack:''' The ''hell'' they are!
* Lono's idea of a knock-knock joke
-->''(knocks on the door)''
-->'''Jack''': Who is it?
-->'''Lono''': Norma.
-->'''Jack''': Norma who?
-->'''Lono''': Norma Lee. As in, ''normally'' I just bash the fuckin' door down. Let me in!