* Humpty Hump from Music/DigitalUnderground calling Perda an "ugly, cross-burning, redneck, peckerwood police bitch" behind her back.
* The second batch of perps Dennis hauls in are a bunch of drug-addled yuppies who fully expect to be able to buy their way out of trouble. '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUo-1TjdEs Not a chance in hell.]]'''''
-->'''Judge Alvin Valkenheiser''': Okay.
-->''(The stoners and their girlfriends burst out laughing and clapping)''
-->'''Stoner #2's Girlfriend''': My God! Hey will you look at his face? Is that nose rubber?
-->'''Stoner #1''': Hey, I don't want you, I want Judge Wapner.
-->'''Stoner #2''': ''(Speaking through laughter)'' I have to plead the fifth dimension!
-->'''Judge Alvin Valkenheiser''': Okay, okay well let's see here. We-do-we-got? We got your, uh, crack and ice cocaine here, and we got your pills, and your vials of coke, and snorters and pipes and grinders... and got your gun here... and got your... switchblade knives. Well, since you're all having a whirl of a time on some kind of a hopped-up date, I believe we can get this all over relatively simply and have you people on your way, so step forward to the bench, please.
-->'''Stoner #1''': Hey, you see that? Thanks for understanding, Judge, you know what I'm sayin'? ''(The stoners and their girlfriends crowd near the Judge's desk)''
-->'''Dennis''': You take care of this, I'm gonna go out for a smoke.
-->'''Priscilla''': Go for a smoke? Dennis, they got guns, drugs! One of them tried to kill ya. I'm stayin' to watch.
-->''(Dennis leaves)''
-->'''Judge Valkenheiser''': Okay, well I hereby find all parties culpable in these matters as charged, and so choose to inveigh the maximum levy for these violations, and do therefore deem that you be conveyed to a wholly oh--''awful place of execution'' wherein you shall be put to death.
-->''(Bangs gavel. The stoners and their girlfriends cheer and applaud while he scoots toward his control panel and pulls a couple of levers, one of them marked "Floor Convey". The stoners and their girlfriends are pulled off their feet by a conveyor belt and hustled out a side door into the front car of a basic roller coaster. Cut to the basement - the sound of the machinery catches the attention of Fausto, Renalda, Chris, and Diane)''
-->'''Fausto''': ''(Rouses from sleep)'' Que es eso?
-->'''Diane''': What's going on?
-->''(Chris looks curiously at the large ceiling mounted gears turning)''
-->''(Cut to the courtroom. Judge Valkenheiser stamps a paper with a chuckle)''
-->'''Judge Alvin Valkenheiser''': Yeah!
-->''(Pulls a lever marked "Bonestripper Start")''
-->'''Stoner #1''': ''(As the roller coaster cars proceed up the short hill towards Mister Bonestripper)'' What the hell's going on here, huh?!
-->'''Judge Valkenheiser''': ''(Over loudspeaker)'' I'll tell you what there, I'll give you all your coke and your grinders and spoons and pot and guns and knives and all that back to you when you come out the other end!
* Then when Chris' turn comes:
-->'''Judge Alvin Valkenheiser''': Arrgh, you ain't family material anyway!
-->'''Chris''': No Judge! Aww come on, Judge!
-->''(Pulls "Floor Convey". Chris tries to stay standing but gets dumped outside while he's still pleading)''
-->'''Judge Alvin Valkenheiser''': So long Charley!
-->''(Pulls "Bonestripper Start")''
-->'''Chris''': Come on, what the hell is this now? (suddenly realizes that he's on a roller coaster and has an OhCrap) Oh no! Oh no! Oh please God!
-->'''Judge Alvin Valkenheiser''': (over loudspeaker) Guarantee you're gonna enjoy this ride! Heh! I'm of the school if it ain't the last thirty seconds of a person's life ought to have a little zip in 'em!
-->'''Chris''': Oh Judge, I'm sorry! No!
-->''(Chris screams as the roller coaster rushes toward the entrance to Mister Bonestripper)''
-->'''Chris''': Oh please! Oh please God no!
-->''(Chris is dumped onto the conveyor belt in a comical somersault. He tries desperately to outrun the conveyor belt by crab-walking backward)''
-->'''Chris''': Judge I'm sorry. Oh please! Alright! I- I- I- I- love your daughter-- I love your grand daughter! She's beautiful!
-->''(Chris tries to crawl away on his hands and knees before rolling on his back and crab-walking backward)''
-->'''Chris''': Hey! Please God '''help!!!!!''' Please--
-->''(Chris keeps rambling. Suddenly, one of the machine's drive axles breaks and falls out of its mountings, snapping several drive belts and causing the lethal spikes and chains to stop moving)''
-->'''Chris''': Oh no please God oh please!
-->''(Chris finally gives up and covers his eyes just as he's drawn into now broken Mister Bonestripper, gets shot out the chute and crashes into the pile of bones with a cartoonish clang)''
-->'''Chris''': God, oh please dear Lord! Please don't kill me please God I--
-->''(He suddenly realizes he's still alive and in one piece)''
-->'''Chris''': Thank you Lord!
* While exploring the house, Chris opens a door to a room filled entirely with [[CreepyDoll baby dolls.]] His response?
-->'''Chris''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Must be the nursery...]]
* As Bobo and Lil’ Debbul are (reluctantly) tying Diane to the guillotine…
-->'''Diane''': This is a classic case of a dysfunctional family! You should really consider some help, some THERAPY!
-->'''Bobo''' (pointing to Lil’ Debbul): He won’t go!