* CrowningMomentOfFunny: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Rape is NOT okay when it's female on male.]] That being said, "HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAYYYYYYY!" was kinda funny.
** "Let me tell you, just between the two of us, I can't keep Norbit off me! Boom, bam, boom boom! But I ain't mad at him. Heyyy."
** "SAY TUESDAY AGAIN, AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"
** "Right in the blow hole!"
* When Rasputia slides on the water slide..that is all.
* Pretty much everything Katt Williams' character says. Especially at the wedding.
* Mr. Wong steals every scene he's in.
* When Norbit is about to warn Kate about Rasputia's death threat, he suddenly hears the telltale ominous, massive creaking and groaning of the floor above him as Rasputia approaches the window.
* Norbit expressing his rage about Rasputia during a children's puppet show.
-->'''Mr. Wong''': This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once costar in!
* When [[spoiler: Norbit arrives at the church to stop the wedding, and the entire choir gets up and sings his name.]]
* The cartoonish way that Rasputia runs when Wong harpoons her ass.
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