* CrowningMomentOfFunny: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Rape is NOT okay when it's female on male.]] That being said, "HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAYYYYYYY!" was kinda funny.
** "Let me tell you, just between the two of us, I can't keep Norbit off me! Boom, bam, boom boom! But I ain't mad at him. Heyyy."
** "SAY TUESDAY AGAIN, AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"
** "Right in the blow hole!"
* When Rasputia slides on the water slide..that is all.
* Pretty much everything Katt Williams' character says. Especially at the wedding.
* Mr. Wong steals every scene he's in.
* Norbit expressing his rage about Rasputia during a children's puppet show.
-->'''Mr. Wong''': This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once costar in!
* When [[spoiler: Norbit arrives at the church to stop the wedding, and the entire choir gets up and sings his name.]]
* The cartoonish way that Rasputia runs when Wong harpoons her ass.