[[caption-width-right:350:And so, our heroes fought the squall with an iron might, [[ItMakesSenseInContext AND A SHIP COVERED IN HORSE PENISES]].]]
You know, it probably would be faster to say "the entire series" and go to lunch earlier, but I guess we're all committed to this. And there is Episode 5.[[note]](That is, the real Episode 5, not "Fanfic Mode.")[[/note]]


[[folder: Episode 1]]
* A pirate mook trying to calm down the passengers on a cruise boat in the first episode:
* "High School prom on a boat. Pretty cool, huh?" "Well, at least the white people can blame their inability to dance on sea turbulence!"
** "Looks like I've got to kill all the witnesses!" (''[[GoryDiscretionShot beatdown ensues]]'') "Didja see that one lad? [[CrossesTheLineTwice HIS PANCREAS CAME RIGHT OUT HIS TEARDUCT]]!"
* "If there's something you need to know about me, everything is made of rubber. And before you ask, yes. Yes, it is."
** Also funny because the creator of the actual OnePiece was once asked that as well, and he also answered in the affirmative, going so far as to have it be pointed out in the story itself.
* Luffy's variation of a childhood insult.
-->I am rubber and you are fat!\\
Don't you dare touch my hat! *MegatonPunch*

[[folder: Episode 2]]
* The way Luffy says "Ah yes, swords. Nature's knives."
* '''Luffy:''' "WOAH! She snuck up on us like a, like a-"
-->'''Coby:''' Like a ninja?
-->'''Luffy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting CODY!]] Don't you EVER say that word again!"
-->'''Coby:''' "What? Why?"
-->'''Luffy:''' [[SeriousBusiness "EVER!"]]
* Immediately after Zoro punches Helmeppo for wearing a purple suit...
-->'''Zoro:''' ''Eh, bored now.'' *drops his sword*
** Before that,
--> '''Helmeppo:''' "Everyone, look at my wolf."
--> '''Rika:''' '''(While swinging around a broom)''' Stop it you big mean wolf!
--> '''Helmeppo:''' "Oh no that girl has got some moves."
--> '''(Zoro punches Soro)'''
--> '''Helmeppo:''' "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
--> '''(Zoro punches Helmeppo)'''
--> '''Zoro:''' That's for wearin' a purple suit in public!
* Helmeppo and his two soldiers strutting away fabulously to the tune of "Walk the Dinosaur". Zoro certainly approves.
-->'''Zoro:''' ''Damn it, that's fabulous.''
* Helmeppo takes a bite out of a rice ball, then slaps the others out of the girl's hand.
-->'''Helmeppo:''' ''Ugh, and now I feel like dancing.'' *Starts stomping on the rice ball to the tune of [[Creator/LadyGaga Born This Way]]. Cut to Cody with a [[JawDrop flabbergasted look on his face]].*
** Followed by:
-->'''Luffy''': "Cody, this doesn't look good! HE'S STYLIN' ALL OVER HIS BALLS!"
* After Helmeppo gets punched in the face by Luffy:
-->'''Helmeppo:''' "Mister, you are in a LOT of trouble! Wait 'til my dad gets here!
-->'''Luffy:''' "WHO KNOWS?! Maybe I'll switch it up a bit and punch him in the face too!
-->'''Helmeppo:''' "Whatever. Red vests were so last season."
-->'''Luffy:''' (deadpan) "[[SeriousBusiness Cody, hold me back.]]"
* Most of Morgan's Scenes.
-->'''Helmeppo:''' "Daddy, someone hit me!
-->'''Morgan:''' "Were you wearing the purple suit?"
-->'''Helmeppo:''' "Ye-"
-->'''Morgan:''' (interrupting) "Then you deserved it!

-->'''Morgan:''' Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's some guy running around who sounds like Creator/SeanConnery. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

-->'''Morgan:''' "Men, make 'em swiss!"
-->'''Morgan:''' "Cheese, men, cheese."
-->'''Marine:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Not hungry, sir!]]"
-->'''Morgan:''' ''[[SurroundedByIdiots I'm up to my tits in morons.]]''
* Luffy's lost:
--> '''Luffy:''' "[[UnusualEuphemism This place is built like a librarian's mini-skirt!]]" *turns toward camera* "[[BreakingTheFourthWall The fuck are you lookin' at?]]"
* Luffy breaks Morgan's Statue:
-->'''Luffy:''' "Sorry I punched you in the face and broke your daddy's statue! Think we can still be friends?"
-->''Luffy grabs Helmeppo and runs away''

[[folder: Episode 3]]
* The Intro.
-->''Dreamin'! Don't [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up Luffy,''
-->''Dreamin'! Don't [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up Zoro,''
-->''Dreamin'! Don't [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up Nami!''
-->''Dreamin'! Don't [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up, [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up, [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up, [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up, [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] it up!''
* Fire a warning shot. ''[[BoomHeadshot Into his face.]]''
* "You saved me yet again baby seal!" "But you still have all your hair..." [absurdly long pause, in which Luffy notices that Zoro somehow escaped his binds] "Okay."
** [[spoiler: [[DontExplainTheJoke The joke being that Luffy's]] FunetikAksent [[DontExplainTheJoke makes it sound like he's saying "shave" instead of "save"]].]]
** Morgan's Rant
--> '''Morgan''': That's it, you pirate bastards! You're all going to die! I'm going to chop you limb from limb! You're going to have a little bit of the captain in you! You will die so badly you will be dead and then you will stay dead and - he's not listening, is he?
* Luffy runs at Morgan through a crowd of Marines.
--> '''Marine 1:''' His speed!
--> '''Marine 2:''' Incredible!
--> '''Marine 3:''' He's like The Flash!
--> '''Marine 4:''' (unimpressed) Eh, I've seen faster.
--> '''Luffy:''' ''Friggin' sandals!''
* (After viciously punching Morgan then knocking out Helmeppo in one hit)
--> '''Luffy''': "God, that was unnecessarily violent!"
* Shank sitting with his hand in the air, and suddenly, without it being commented on, a waffle simply materializes from his hand.
* This ButtMonkey joke:
--> '''Narrator:''' "And so, our three brave heroes set out for the adventure of a lifetime."
--> '''Zolo:''' "AW SHIT, WE FORGOT CODY!"
--> '''Marine:''' *to a scared Coby* "You are in a lot of trouble."
--> '''Narrator:''' "And so, our ''two'' brave heroes set out for the adventure of a lifetime."
* Luffy learns Zoro's first name.
-->'''Luffy:''' HOW ARE YOU NOT HEARING TH-wait, your name is [[UnfortunateNames Zolo Zoro?]]
-->'''Zoro:''' [[CallBack YEAH, DUDE, MY PARENTS HATED ME!]]
-->'''Luffy:''' HA-HA! [[HypocriticalHumor SUCKS TO BE YOU!]]
* [[WhosOnFirst "What does the D stand for?"]]

[[folder: Episode 4]]
* Luffy is captured by Buggy.
-->'''Luffy:''' What do want with me you weird space man?
-->'''Buggy:''' Uuuuuhh...
-->'''Nami:''' He thinks clowns are from space.
-->'''Luffy:''' [[CloudCuckoolander Clowns are from space]].
-->'''Buggy:''' *''thinking''* [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Dammit he knows]]!
-->'''Luffy:''' Dammit I know!
-->'''Pirate:''' [[NonSequiturThud I'm from Georgia]].
* Followed by Zoro rocking up with a very long cheese-and-meat sandwich. He didn't even know there were six different kinds of meat.
* Buggy is cut up by Zoro.
-->'''Zoro:''' "There was just no reasoning with him-GURHK!" (he is stabbed by one of Buggy's knives as Buggy reassembles himself)
-->'''Buggy:''' "No doubt you're impressed. My powers are an amazing sight to behol-"
-->'''Zoro:''' (in pain) "DAMMIT! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
-->'''Zoro:''' "FUCK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? GOD!"
-->'''Buggy''' "You-You cut me into pieces."
* The color commentator.
--> '''Commentator:''' (excited) "Where did our heroes go? (Zoro is dragging Luffy around town in a cage) There they are! (circles them à la John Madden) Right there!
--> '''Narrator:''' (angrily banging on the door) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!?"
--> '''Commentator:''' (excited) "I gotta go!"
* Zoro gets finished lugging Luffy in a cage. Then Nami brings a key a Zoro yells about Nami having the F***-ing key. The hilarious part is that the next {{Sound Effect Bleep}} manages the ''[[BleepDammit fail]]'' to cover up the F-bomb, being placed right before it.
-->I dragged his ass two miles and ''YOU HAD THE *BEEP* KEY THE WHOLE *BEEP* FUCKING TIME?!''
** [[FridgeLogic What was the bleep covering up?]] The sentence makes sense without the bleep.
* The banter between Zolo and Buggy's first mate:
--> '''Cabaji''' "Looks like you're tougher than I thought! I'll just have to step it up a notch with my ultimate technique! '''DREIDELS OF A THOUSAND ''JEWS!'''''"
--> ''(the attack [[NoSell bounces off]] of Zoro)''
--> '''Zoro:''' "Let's get one thing straight here: I wanna make sweet, sugary love to Aunt Jemima!"
* This:
--> '''Luffy:''' "All this jackass needs is Tilda Swinton and he's ready to tackle [[Film/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]]! I am insulting your wardrobe!
--> '''Zolo:''' "Seriously, dude, what the heck is your story?"
--> '''Mohji:''' (deadpan) "I have a spastic colon."
--> '''Luffy & Zolo:''' "[[StunnedSilence O_O]]"
--> '''Mohji:''' "[[DudeNotFunny Go ahead. Make your.... make your jokes."]]
--> '''Luffy & Zolo:''' [[StunnedSilence O_O]]"
* "It's Taco day ..."
** Even funnier is the follow-up to that story.
--> '''Luffy:''' "...Holy [[IncrediblyLamePun shit.]]"
--> '''Ritchie:''' "[[NeverSayThatAgain DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD!]]" *smashes Luffy's cage*
* This line:
--> '''Cabaji''':"Bold words for someone ''not'' on a unicycle."

[[folder: Episode 5-7 (Fanfic Mode)]]
Episode 14.5/5 may qualify for being one of the funniest videos in the history of the internet. PURE CRACK doesn't even begin to describing it.
* Particular parts to note: the cameo with the two ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' soldiers fighting over cheese, Death the Kid chasing down Lelouch and the entire party sequence [[EpicFail (Lelouch is terrible at beer pong)]].
* The opening. Just.....the opening.
-->'''Luffy:''' (to an apple) Time for you to go to Hell! (eats it)
-->'''Zoro:''' (sighs) Pass me on of them apples dude. (gets hit in the face with one, which gets repeated several times)
-->'''Nami:''' Where the [[CensoredForComedy F**K]] are we supposed to be going anyway?!
-->'''Zoro:''' Relax, let nature do it's thing!
-->(cutaway to two birds chatting)
-->'''Bird #1''': You got the stuff?
-->'''Bird #2''': Yeah, I got some swag fo' ya!
-->'''Bird #1''': I see you're still retar-
-->'''Zoro''': [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[SuddenlyShouting nature in its ass!]]
* '''Zoro:''' "I'd suck a fart out of her ass."
* Also worthy of note is Luffy's way of getting into Miss Kaya's estate.
-->'''Zoro:''' "Why don't we just try the front door like Nami and Usopp?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "Because my idea's better. *zoom out, he's strapped to a rocket* NOW LIGHT THIS BITCH!!!"
* And so the partying commenced:
-->'''C.C:''' "You know what would be great right now?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Eating licorice?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "PUNCHING A SWINGSET!"
-->'''Suzaku:''' "''Eating licorice!''"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "RIDING A HOVERBOARD!"
-->'''Zoro:''' "'''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs NO, PUNCH THE HOVERBOARD, EAT THE SWINGSET!]]'''"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "Okay, so we're all clear on this: The hoverboard is made of licorice. We ''can'' punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swingset. Is that good, are we good?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "I like it."
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Sounds good."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Can the swingset hover?"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "'''AAAAAAARGH'''!!!"

[[folder: Episode 5]]
* Everything involving the dog was real. Purpleyes still kept everyone involved with talking to the dog in character.
* The villagers:
-->'''Villager:''' (in a slow Hillbilly accent) Hey! What's goin' on out here?
-->'''Pat:''' Usopp is tickling people's butts again!

-->'''Pat:''' Usopp, look at me. My wife's pregnant with our second child, and my eldest son just ate a bar of soap. I got out this broom thinking I could clean it. ''[[CaptainObvious You can't clean soap with a broom.]]''

-->'''Villager:''' Should we run after him?
-->'''Barry:''' No! Send in the children.
-->'''Pat:''' Remind me why you're the one calling the shots again?
-->'''Barry:''' Maybe it's because my son isn't retarded and eats soap in his spare time!
-->'''Pat:''' FUCK YOU, BARRY!
-->'''Barry:''' EAT MY DICK, PAT!

[[folder: Episode 6]]
* While Luffy is arguing with some kid:
-->'''Nami:''' (thinking) "''Why am I on this crew again?''"
-->'''Luffy:''' (talking to the kid) "Look, I have a rubber penis."
-->'''Nami:''' (thinking) "''Ahhh...''"
* And before that...
-->'''Zoro:''' "Hmm. This is not meant to be offensive to a group of people and their sexuality but ''you are gay''."
-->'''Kid:''' "I believe the term you looking for is effeminate--"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Shut up fa***t"
-->'''Kid:''' "''[[{{Kidanova}} I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE SLEPT WITH]] [[ReallyGetsAround MOST OF THE WOMEN ON THIS ISLAND!]]''"
-->'''Luffy:''' "Whatever heterof**."
* Luffy meets Kuro:
--->'''Kuro:''' "Do you know what I care about?"
--->'''Luffy:''' "You're evil, aren't you?"
--->'''Kuro:''' "THEY ARE SO FUCKING ON TO US!!!"
* Kuro rages about how he was a butler for three years:
--> '''Kuro:''' (to Django) "Well it may not be a big deal to you, but outside your contact, the only people I've been able to hang out with are some weird annoying girl and a goddamned lamb-man! Let me repeat that: a ''GODDAMNED LAMB-MAN''! He's a ***ing ''man'' and a ''lamb''. I have ''nothing'' in common with a person like that! What could I possibly talk to him about? "Oh yeah, how much do you sell your wool for in the market, I got jack shit because ''my dad didn't *** a sheep!''"
--> '''Django:''' "Ya don't have to be an asshole."
** Followed quickly by:
--->'''Usopp:''' (to Luffy) Holy shit, did you hear that?
--->'''Luffy:''' Yeah, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint somebody *bleep*ed a sheep.]]
--->'''Usopp:''' (spying on Django and Kuro) "That and they're cold blooded pirates, looks like your intuition was right, we have to warn everybody."
--->'''Luffy:''' (To Kuro and Django) "YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES!!!"
--->'''Usopp:''' "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis What? The? *BLEEP*?!]]"
--->'''Luffy:''' "What?"
--->'''Usopp:''' "What the *BLEEP* was that?!"
--->'''Luffy:''' "What are you talking about?"
--->'''Usopp:''' "You let them know we're here!!"
--->'''Luffy:''' "[[ExactWords YOU SAID WARN EVERYBODY!!]]"
--->'''Usopp:''' "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe OH MY GOD!]]"
* Luffy calls the crew to a meeting:
--->'''Luffy:''' "Right, team, assemble."
--->'''Zoro:''' "... We've been here for, like, forty minutes."
--->'''Luffy:''' "Well then, assemble ''better''."
--->'''Zoro:''' "Dunno how to do that."
--->'''Luffy:''' "Don't be a wiseguy, Zoro."
--->'''Nami:''' "I don't think he's in danger of ''that''."
* Luffy explains why he wants to recruit Usopp:
--->'''Luffy:''' "... Because, Zoro, one day I want to find the None Piece."
--->'''Zoro:''' "The what?"
--->'''Luffy:''' "The None Piece, Zoro!"
--->'''Zoro:''' "What's that?"
--->'''Luffy:''' "It's a legendary hidden place said to contain true happiness."
--->'''Zoro:''' "But everyone already knows where the strip club is."
--->'''Nami:''' "I think he means ''real'' happiness, Zoro."
--->'''Zoro:''' "''But everyone already knows where the strip club is.''"

[[folder: Episode 7]]
-->'''Zoro:''' "Yeah! Whoo!"\\
'''Usopp:''' "What the hell's going on?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Zoro's drinking beer."\\
'''Zoro:''' "I'm drinking beer!"\\
'''Usopp:''' "I... thought we were going to fight some pirates."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Fuck, I'm drunk!"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Zoro's just getting ready in his own way."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Ah, shit, I spilled it!"\\
'''Nami:''' *looks at Zoro*\\
'''Zoro:''' *covered in beer* "What are you looking at?" *Nami holds up a match* "Please no!" *she tosses it, Sufjan Stevens' "Chicago" plays as we hear Zoro screaming. [[ManOnFire Zoro eventually runs off, still on fire]]*\\
'''Luffy:''' "Take a good look: there goes a champion. You know, you'd think these pirates would've shown up by now."\\
'''Usopp:''' "Well, they could be at the other port."\\
'''Nami:''' "There's another port?"\\
'''Usopp:''' "[[EpicFail Yeah, there's another port on the other side of the island]]."\\
'''Luffy:''' "You are just comprised of fail, aren't you?"\\
'''Usopp:''' "Failure breeds success."\\
'''Luffy:''' "Then somebody'd better man up and give the sexification to Khloe Kardashian. Ha ha ha! Onward! To battle!"\\
'''Usopp:''' "Wait! What the f**k does sexification mean?."\\
'''Nami:''' *{{facepalm}}ing* "Just look on the bright side, how could this get stupider than it already is?"\\
'''Zoro:''' [[GilliganCut "Hey, you kids wanna be on fire?"]]\\
'''Caption Text:''' [[FreezeFrameBonus "I think we can go stupider... let's check on Luffy."]]\\
'''Luffy:''' "Damn it man, I'm a pirate, not a doctor."\\
''(a glowing rock face makes strange noises)''\\
'''Luffy:''' "Because I don't know about space-time travel."\\
''(cut back to glowing rock face)''\\
'''Luffy:''' "That's bullshit."\\
''(rock face is making higher-pitched noises)''\\
'''Luffy:''' "That's it, you're goin' down." ''(jumps at rock face and vanishes)''
** Then Django arrives:
--->'''Usopp:''' "Those must be the pirates."\\
'''Nami:''' *panting* "Ha... I'm here. Where's Luffy and Zoro?"\\
'''Django:''' "Hey, you there! What are you doing?"\\
'''Usopp:''' "Oh, shit! They've spotted us!"\\
'''Nami:''' "Shit, what's the plan?"\\
'''Usopp:''' "We need to stall them. I got this. Well, well, well! If it isn't the bloody pirates." *Intro to awesome music begins* "I couldn't help but notice you cowering in fear of me! Continue to do this, as this is the proper action when faced with the great and powerful Usopp!"\\
'''Django:''' *[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand music stops]]* *[to his men]* "Who is this clown?"\\
'''Pirate:''' "I think he's like a lunch monitor?"\\
'''Usopp:''' *[[ThemeMusicPowerup music goes into crescendo, increasing in epicness as it does]]* "Your deliverance will soon be at hand, my friends! Killing you will be frosting on my murder-cake! This day is" *farting sound* your reckoning! Should you want to live, you best kill yourselves now!"\\
'''Django:''' *sniffing* "I'm sorry," *[[RecordNeedleScratch music stops]]* "but... did you just poop?"\\
'''Usopp:''' "Alright, let me check." *shitting sound* "Uh, yes, yes I did."\\
'''Django:''' "[[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels Oh... God...]]"\\
'''Usopp:''' "I'm sorry, I thought I was ripping ass."\\
'''Django:''' "Alright, enough of this."\\
'''Nami:''' *whispering* "Okay, what's plan 'B'?"\\
'''Usopp:''' *also whispering* "Nami, my nose is six inches long, I'm wearing a hair-net, and I just shit myself. Do you really think I have a plan 'B'?"\\
'''Django:''' "Hey, can you and [[{{Anime/Pokemon}} Misty]] get out of our way? We're... kind of in a hurry here."\\
'''Usopp:''' "If you plan on attacking these villagers, you'll have to do it on my grave."\\
'''Django:''' "Villagers? What are you talking about?"\\
'''Usopp:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike Don't play fucking dumb]]!! Me and Luffy heard you pirates talking about the attack on the villagers!"\\
'''Django:''' "What are you talking about? We're here to attack the cat problem."\\
'''Usopp:''' "Oh-kay... I'm completely lost."\\
'''Django:''' "We're here to spay and/or neuter the cats on this island."\\
'''Usopp:''' "Eugh."\\
'''Django:''' "No! Don't 'eugh'! It's good for them; they live healthier lives."
** Then these gems from Merry (the Goat Butler):
--->'''Merry:''' "There has been a reckoning... It was in my pants..."\\
'''Miss Kaya:''' "What are you talking about?"\\
'''Merry:''' "It was Kuro... He went Freddy Krueger on my balls..."
** Then Zoro arrives:
--->'''Zoro:''' *panting slightly* "Ha... There you guys are!"\\
'''Django:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Great, they're multiplying]]."\\
'''Zoro:''' *panting* "Alright... What'd I miss?"\\
'''Usopp:''' "Apparently, they're just here to spay cats."\\
'''Zoro:''' "What, for real? That's kinda weird. What, do they, like, go from island to island, spaying cats?"\\
'''Nami:''' "Yeah, pretty much."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Ugh, I don't like it."\\
'''Django:''' "It's good for them!"\\
'''Usopp:''' *whispering* "I don't know, what if they're lying? We should still protect the villagers."\\
'''Zoro:''' *whispering* "Ah, don't worry, I already took care of that."\\
* [[GilliganCut Cut to the entire village ablaze and screaming in agony]]. Cut back to Zoro.*\\
'''Zoro:''' *whispering* "[[Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja They can't get touched if they're on fire.]]"\\
'''Django:''' "Okay, I can't take it. Mr. Whiskers! Mr. Tinkles! Attack them!"
** Then Luffy makes his entrance... [[UnfriendlyFire by shooting Zoro in the back]]:
--->'''Luffy:''' *Pointing a sniper rifle at [[WebVideo/CodeMENT Lelouch]]* "That's it, come to papa. This isn't going to hurt at all." *Luffy fades from the ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' universe just before he can pull the trigger. The gun's crosshairs are now squarely on Zoro's back.*\\
'''Zoro:''' *gets shot {{in the back}}* "AH!! WHAT THE HELL?!"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Whoops."\\
'''Zoro:''' "'WHOOPS'? [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?!]]"\\
'''Luffy:''' "My bad, bro!"\\
'''Zoro:''' *{{Beat}}*\\
'''Luffy:''' "Hey..."\\
'''Django:''' "I-I can't take this absurdity!"\\
'''Neutering Veterinarian:''' *far away* "''[[SilentSnarker Now's probably not the best time to remind him that we came here solely to spay cats.]]''"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Shut up, you bloodthirsty pirates!"\\
'''Zoro:''' "Uh... no, dude, they're actually just here to spay cats."\\
'''Luffy:''' "Ugh! [[AndThatsTerrible That's even worse!]] You barbarians go around ripping off cat penis?"\\
'''Django:''' "What-? Yeah- That's neutering, but it's not how it works."\\
'''Neutering Veterinarian:''' *far away* "''[[SilentSnarker Eh... basically it is.]]''"
* After Luffy crushes the Black Cat Pirates with their mast, Kuro shows up, leading to why Luffy's so batshit crazy:
-->'''Kuro:''' What the hell's going on here? (Looking at the sheer devastation) Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Who did this?!
-->'''Luffy:''' (Proudly) That would be me!
-->'''Luffy:''' Oh, you want to know what's wrong with me? Well, I'll tell ya! Every night, I have the same recurring dream where I open a Cracker Jack box, and the kid on the front is the prize inside. Then I wake up in a cold sweat till I piss myself back to sleep. ''Do you have any idea how much piss a rubber bladder can retain?!''
-->'''Kuro:''' Uh... (Suddenly gets back handed by Luffy into a rock wall).

** Also from Episode 7, without even watching the video, the thumbnail gives us this amazing line:
--> [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "Property" in this context is referring to the goat butler's ballsack.]]

[[folder: Episode 8]]
* The first 20 seconds set the bar for the rest of the episode.
-->'''Zoro:''' What is it?
-->'''Luffy:''' It's our new flag!
-->'''Zoro:''' Yeah... but what's it supposed to be of?
-->'''Luffy:''' *Holding a flag with a brown horse on it with a black censor bar extending from the crotch.* It's a horse doing Zumba! But note the eyes...! His confusion from his poor coordination is compounded by his inability to express his emotions!
-->'''Zoro:''' (flatly) Why does it have an erection?
-->'''Luffy:''' For glory, Zoro! For glory!
* The opening is a [[GagSub Gag sub]] to {{Videogame/GanbareGoemon}}. Highlights include:
** Continuously reminding the viewer to bring a salad and getting mad that they didn't.
** Translating a long line as "Good".
** Translating "Hochie" as [[ShapedLikeItself "Hochie"]].
** Failing to understand a phrase that was already in English.
** "Da Cow La"
* The rest of the Straw Hats change Luffy's original flag design, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Luffy:''' HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER?!
-->'''Zoro:''' It doesn't have horse cock plastered all over it!
-->'''Luffy:''' I only added the extra ones ironically because you were so drawn to that minor detail!
-->'''Zoro:''' Okay, one: That was NOT a minor detail. Minor details don't take up 35% of the picture. And two: You did not IRONICALLY add all those horse dicks. You went so stark raving mad when we told you we were gonna change it that you started huffing paint thinner, and then you FREAKED OUT, and put horse boners on everything!
-->(Cut to a zoomed-out shot of the ''Going Merry'' covered in censor bars)
* "And then Zoro fell into a fucking coma, because he's an overly critical '''''ASS!!!'''''"
* [[LemonyNarrator "OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE SUN?!"]]
* When Gaimon/Man in a Box is asked if they've met him before, we get this exchange.
-->'''Man in a Box:''' I doubt it. I'm sure I just look like someone else you know.
-->'''Luffy:''' [[CastOfSnowflakes No one is going to mistake you for anybody else you horribly unique freakshow.]]
-->'''Man in a Box:''' How DARE you talk your superior that way!
-->'''Luffy:''' First off, that's wasn't an insult. Secondly if I came off a little cross, it's because I didn't expect today to include me being shot, BY A GOD DAMN CHIA PET!
** Later on:
-->'''Luffy:''' No offense--
-->'''Man in a Box:''' And here comes the offense.
-->'''Luffy:''' --but this script is fuck-all confusing and most of it is written like it was from a Fourth Grader.
-->'''Man in a Box:''' That's because it was.
* Poor Usopp:
-->'''Usopp:''' Hey, he's headed in that direction!
-->'''Luffy:''' [while running in that direction] Fuck you Usopp!
* Zoro being woken up from his coma is hilarious if you're paying attention.
-->''Nami picks up Man in a Box's dropped gun''
-->'''Nami:''' ''(to Usopp)'' Come on, let's go wake Zoro up.
** About a minute later, Zoro reappears:
-->'''Zoro:''' ''(casually)'' Hey. Who the fuck shot me?
* The extra features DVD. All of it. But in particular:
-->'''Zoro:''' The really big issue was we were worried we were gonna alienate or offend some of the audience. But I think in the end we were able to maintain our vision and still keep everybody happy.
-->'''Man in a Box:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Alright, in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.]]
-->'''Luffy:''' {{beat}} IT WAS A HIGH CONCEPT PIECE!
** It also seems that Death the Kid (who was [[TheStoic one of the only rational characters in a universe full of insane people]]) is actually quite the troll.
-->'''Man in a Box:''' [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill Those douchebags charged us fifty-nine million dollars.]]
-->'''Death the Kid:''' [[IronicEchoCut I charged those douchebags fifty-nine million dollars.]]
* When Luffy finally realizes just what the fuck is going on, [[OhCrap it]] [[HeroicBSOD stuns]] [[YourWorstNightmare him.]]
-->'''Luffy:''' Zoro? What type of film genre would you put the first "Man in a Box" in?
-->'''Zoro:''' Uh, [[WhamLine I think it's kinda like a snuff film]].
-->'''Luffy:''' *Sits down silently, almost... brokenly. Cut to reveal that a bunch of boxes around Luffy [[spoiler:are filled with dildos.]] He stares into the sky, suddenly struck by all that had happened. Cue flashbacks.*
--> '''Man in a Box:''' ''Fine, I think we can use it!''
--> '''Man in a Box:''' ''Alright, in this next scene, all the animals have AIDS.''
--> '''Man in a Box:''' ''I got a little excited when I saw your ship.''' (which was covered in Horse Cock)
--> '''Death the Kid:''' ''Jennifer Lawrence... plus, penis...''
--> '''Luffy:''' *Luffy's mind proceeds to utterly shatter.*
** For anyone who is [[MindScrew still]] [[DontExplainTheJoke confused]]: [[spoiler:Luffy realized that everything being filmed in the movie was real. It was a bestiality/porno film. The first film was a snuff film because the crew doing the first film were all murdered, presumably by Gaimon/Man-in-a-box.]]
* The sequence before the credits where Toei Animation, Funimation, Fuji TV, and Eiichiro Oda get in a fight over [[ItMakesSenseInContext what counts as a van.]]

[[folder:Episode 9]]
* A customer on the Baratie complains his soup is just a ''little'' too cold. Sanji flat out ''shits in his soup'' and beats the crap out of him while singing "Hush Little Baby". What makes it even more hilarious is [[CrossesTheLineTwice another customer cheering Sanji on]].
** "Sir... you should probably go outside."
** This entire exchange:
-->'''Zeff:''' "I'm sorry about that sir, but look on the bright side. Now you got some shit on your hands. Hooray! Thanks for eating with us! Would you like a to-go box?"
-->'''Zeff:''' "Save some for later!"
* Apparently, Johnny has been feeding Yusuke "testicle sandwiches" and claims his nuts are full of nutritional value.
* Hell, the entire scene with Johnny and Yusuke is comic GOLD!
-->'''Johnny:''' "I bet you play online poker in assless chaps! *''Swings his sword at Luffy''*
-->'''Zoro:''' "Johnny."
-->'''Johnny:''' "Ooh?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Johnny, it's been too long. What the hell are you doing here?"
-->'''Johnny:''' "Oh, me? I'm on a trip to the cosmos...in my mind."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Yeah, we get it, your on peyote. Where the hell's Yusuke?"
-->'''Johnny:''' "Oh, him! ....He's still on the ship. We can go say hi to him if you want. HEY! Yusuke! We got guests! Show some fuckin' respect! *''Yusuke is blue and injured on the deck''* ...You lazy piece of shit."
-->'''Yusuke:''' "Zoro, is that you?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Yeah Yusuke, I'm here. What happened?"
-->'''Yusuke:''' "A week ago this motherfucker smoked twelve ounces of peyote and then stabbed me."
-->'''Johnny:''' "HEY! Shut the fuck up about that!"
-->'''Yusuke:''' "He's been high ever since."
-->'''Johnny:''' "You better shut the fuck up before I dip my testicles in your mouth again."
-->'''Yusuke:''' "Zoro, please. He's crazy."
-->'''Johnny:''' *''stuffs his junk into Yusuke's mouth''* "WOOOOOO!"
-->'''Yusuke:''' "Zoro! Help!"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Johnny, get off him!"
-->'''Johnny:''' "Gyahh, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Dude, he's turning blue. What the hell have you been feeding him?"
-->'''Johnny:''' "I've been giving him testicle sandwiches for like a week!"
-->'''Zoro:''' "...Johnny, You can't satiate someone's nutritional values on nutsack!"
-->'''Johnny:''' *beat*
-->'''Zoro:''' "Alright. Baratie's not too far from here."
-->'''Johnny:''' "My nuts have all kinds of nutritional value."
-->'''Zoro:''' "[[TooMuchInformation Holy shit, dude!]]"
** And later when the Straw Hat Pirates are dining at the Baratie.
-->'''Zoro:''' "Where the fuck are Johnny and Yusuke?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "We can't move him. Everytime we get near him, Johnny whips his nuts out."
-->'''Johnny:''' *back on the ship with Yusuke* "Dude, you gotta lick my taint!"
-->'''Yusuke:''' "Hey, Zoro! Please! Zoro!"
-->'''Johnny:''' "WOOOOOO!"
-->'''Yusuke:''' "Zoro!"
* Sanji's logic on why he can shit on the customers.
--> '''Sanji:''' "Why? They badmouth our cuisine! [[InsaneTrollLogic It's like they're shittin' all over us!]]"
* Sanji's fart salad instructions.
--> '''Sanji:''' "That's easy, what you do is. You make a salad. But then, you push your butt together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl. Then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part, you've gotta have some cellophane ready, because you've gotta pop off that bowl, whip around and wrap it up, all before the flavour gets out. Then you shake it up a little bit and then serve it as is!"
** Bonus points goes to Usopp for ordering the fart salad.
* The story of Second Christmas...
--> '''Sanji:''' "You know the story of Christmas, right? Saint Nick giving the all the kids presents?"
--> '''Zoro:''' "Yeah?"
--> '''Sanji:''' "Well they never tell you about Kris Kringle's brother, Don Kringle. That's right, long ago, Santa Claus' brother, Don was banished from the North Pole. As legend has it, Don built his base on the West Pole. He started small, with only him, his wife, and I dunno like an elf or something. But soon, he amassed an army and every year on July 25th, he exacts his revenge by celebrating Second Christmas."
--> '''Zoro:''' "''First'' Christmas."
--> '''Sanji:''' "What?"
--> '''Zoro:''' "It would be...''First'' Christmas. Christmas is on December 25th. Quote unquote, Second Christmas is ''July'' 25th. You should call it ''First'' Christmas because it comes first."
** Then Don arrives.
--> *''Heavenly Choir starts then immediately stops''*
--> '''Don:''' "That's right, assholes! Second Christmas is here! Now everyone get out their shit and put it in this bag!"
--> '''Zoro:''' "Wait, he's robbing us?"
--> '''Sanji:''' "Yes asshole! He does it every year! I just explained that!"
--> '''Zoro:''' "Oh my god, then call it '''REVERSE''' CHRISTMAS!"
** Then Don Kringle and his elf (Gin) threaten to have ''[[LogicBomb two]]'' Second Christmases should they win a battle to the death.
--> '''Zoro:''' "Oh my fucking god."
--> '''Gin:''' *hisses*
* Luffy: "Wait a minute... Anthony. Ant. Anthony. Ant. It all makes sense now! SANJI! HE'S FLAME-RETARD-ANT!"
** Made better by the fact that Luffy was seemingly warning Sanji despite the battle already being over
** "My name's Anthony. And porn should be illegal."
*** "My name's Anthony. And I wear this headgear to showcase my intellect." *''[[IdeaBulb headcase lights up]], flickers, and promptly breaks''*
* Sanji's reaction after finding out he'll be fighting Anthony
* [[MakesSenseInContext Zeff sawing off his foot because Sanji slept against his leg.]] Turns out he sawed off the wrong one.
* Gin's voice is hilariously ridiculous.
* This bit:
-->'''Luffy:''' "What's going on? Who is that?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It's Jesus]]."
** Or the following fight. It's even funnier in motion.
-->'''Jesus:''' "How ya been, man?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Not bad, actually. I found this crazy bag for swimmin in--"
-->'''Jesus:''' "KA-KAW"
-->'''Zoro:''' "AHHHHH!" *''gets slashed across the chest''* "AAAAHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKER!"
-->'''Jesus:''' "...Have a good day."
-->'''Zoro:''' "OH REALLY?! FUCK YOU!"
** Mihawk, or rather Jesus, is an absolute goldmine of hilarity in this episode.
-->'''Jesus:''' "We meet again. Only this time...for the first time."
-->'''Zoro:''' "What brings you here? And why now?"
-->'''Jesus:''' "The blonde man beefed in my salad." *''flashback to that just happening''* "I seek vengeance."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Fair enough, but first...I challenge you." *''ties his bandanna on his head''*
-->'''Jesus:''' "Very well. I will dispatch faster than a cum fart on an airplane." *''an airplane passes by and does just that, which causes Zoro to vomit''* "OH! FUCKING GROSS!"
* The scene that follows after Zoro's "fight" against Jesus:
-->'''Luffy:''' "That's it! I can't take it anymore! Everyone but me has maimed someone today! '''YOU!'''"
-->'''Don Kringle:''' "What, me?"
-->'''Luffy:''' LET'S DO THIS THING!"
-->'''Don Kringle:''' "Uh, oh."
** Don Kringle tries to shoot a bullet at Luffy, only for it to fall out after the blast and land in the water with a plop. It still manages to make a huge splash somehow.
** After everybody "wins":
-->'''Zeff:''' "I just wanna say I'm very proud of all of you. You all accomplished some great work today."
-->'''Zoro:''' *''profusely bleeding''* "GO FUCK YOURSELF-"
-->'''Zeff:''' "We're finally free of Second Christmas!"
** "You Picked Me" playing after Luffy punches Don Kringle in the face.
** Zeff [[spoiler: revealing that he was Saint Nick all this time, and soon exploding after trying to ho-ho-ho after years of not doing so.]]
* At the end, Jesus visits Shanks and states that he ran into Luffy and battled Zoro.
-->'''Jesus:''' "I saw that monkey boy you were talking about, I took a HEAVING shit on his friend."
-->'''Shanks:''' *''pouring Jesus a drink''* "Well, looks like the foot is on the other shoe now!"
-->*''Jesus' drink blows up and he turns to Shanks, [[BrickJoke implying that he beefed in it]].''*
* But most of all, the fact that [=PurpleEyesWTF=] waited ''over a year'' for the sake of uploading it on July 25th and making a single joke make sense.