* "C'mon, people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another RIIIIGHT NAEOOOW!"
* At a show in Newcastle:
-->'''Kurt''': Hi, my name is Kurt Cobain. I'm homosexual, I'm a pagan, I'm a drug abuser, and I like to [[BestialityIsDepraved fuck pot-bellied pigs!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM The video]] for "In Bloom".
* While [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrrqU_H4rH8&feature=fvst the infamous VMA concert]] is in-between awkward and funny ([[WriterRevolt they start playing "Rape Me"]] before going to "Lithium", Krist throws his bass up ''and gets hit by it in the head''), Dave yelling "HI [[Music/GunsNRoses AXL]]!" is hilarious.
** For that matter, Axl's conflict with Kurt and Courtney was pretty funny as well. Seeing him walking by, Courtney asked Axl if he'd be the godfather to their child. Axl Rose [[HairTriggerTemper was not pleased,]] and he strode up to Kurt, telling him to "shut his bitch up." Kurt turned to Courtney, jokingly saying, "Shut up, bitch!" Axl was not amused.
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bh55xA2KSs&feature=related Nirvana did not like Guns N' Roses (especially Axl) very much.]]
* The song "Sliver" as a whole.
* The crowd at their first show requests "[[Music/LedZeppelin Heartbreaker]]". Kurt's response?:
-->'''Kurt''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uC3Y1YIl9E I don't know how to play it!]]
* From the ''MTV Unplugged'' show, when guests Music/MeatPuppets are a little slow tuning up:
-->'''Kurt''': What are they tuning? A harp? I thought we were a big, rich rock band, we should have a whole bunch of extra guitars.
* Kurt's reaction to being asked to lip-synch on ''Top of the Pops''? Singing the whole of 'Teen Spirit' in a ridiculous Ian Curtis/Morrissey croon while miming playing his guitar with a completely flat hand and a [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kdv7_nirvana-smells-like-teen-spirit-liv_music gormless grin on his face?]]
* From an early Nirvana show when Kurt's guitar breaks down for a minute playing "Scoff", Krist [[StepUpToTheMic takes over on vocals]]: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L52E02k5fpA "Yeaaahhhhh AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"]]
* Kurt's take on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p43c4mwM7No Sweet Home Alabama and mocking of special guests]] TheMeatPuppets [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p43c4mwM7No for tuning up too slowly.]]
* Backstage, Dave gets drunk. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6mlHvwYJ9c Hilarity ensues.]]