* Many of Dave's lines:
-->'''DAVE:''' and the sassy black partner was all like "shit this bitch be trippin with aliens"\\
'''DAVE:''' you're the bitch john by the way
--> '''DAVE:''' both of the men in black will proceed to lay a rhyming so fierce on us that we won't even remember our fucking names\\
'''DAVE:''' wake up in a ditch in texas all like shit i don't know how but I just got served
-->'''DAVE''': whatever john\\
'''DAVE''': go ahead and have your little secret life with your secret alien\\
'''DAVE''': im not going to stop you\\
'''DAVE''': just sit back and watch like its some reality tv show or something\\
'''DAVE''': it will be called\\
'''DAVE''': the alien and me\\
'''DAVE''': starring john egbert\\
'''DAVE''': it will be the lowest rating show there ever was\\
'''DAVE''': and it will get canceled after half a season because if anyone even mentioned the show they would keel over in hatred.
* Kate attempts to get Gary to focus on the issue at hand, and:
--> '''Kate:''' Anyway Sir.\\
'''Kate:''' About the situation at hand.\\
'''Gary:''' The two aliens who are both so obviously macking on that nerdy white boy over there.