* [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever The]] [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever-2 Jungle]] [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever-3 Fever]] [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever-4 series]], to start.
* [[http://nielsg.com/the-new-guy PLING!]]
* [[http://nielsg.com/lazy-tv-night Too much vagina in my face!]]
* Anything that involves Robert.
* [[http://nielsg.com/office-picnic-2 This]] conversation between 300 and 250, after 250 has blabbered drunkenly about his past:
-->'''300''': The main thing I detected from all that is that you're rather drunk right now and not fit to make reasonable decisions. So is it okay if I go hit on your daughter?
-->'''250''': Knock yourself out. I gotta warn you though, I love her more than anything in the world, but that little bitch is a man-eater.
* God. Just... [[http://nielsg.com/ladies-man God]].
** From the blog text under one of the comics:
--->Yeah, it all started with Jesus when he said "God is loving and forgiving" and God was like "What? Since when?"
* Britney's [[FaceFault face faults]] in [[http://nielsg.com/lifted-curse Lifted Curse]].
* "And there were so. Many. ''Penises!''" "There were two." "Well, that is double the amount I'm used to!"
* [[http://nielsg.com/it-was-a-good-night *SLAM!*]]
* "Be honest with yourself. What did you think your kid would be like?" *Beat Panel* "...He would have two heads." "Don't try to be funny. This is serious. He would have at least three."
* When Niels names Magnus. "It's cute in Danish, but the way Americans pronounce it you're going to sound like a super villain!" He just looks so gleeful about it.
* "[[http://nielsg.com/one-big-family I really like your dresses]]. They're so pretty." / "Don't rub it in".