* Her rant involving being bossed up and pickle juice in "My Time Now".
* "I'm a human beeeiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggg"
** What makes that even better is that at the end of that rant she says "Don't use this, it'll make me look stupid".
** Oddly enough, though, many people felt it had [[SmarterThanYouLook the opposite effect.]]
* "Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm really such a lady" RIGHT AFTER she just got finished cursing the person out.
* Her rant that interrupts "Itty Bitty Piggy":
-->"Whoa, whoa, okay, okay, whoa, whoa Holiday wait... '''hold on, hold on, Holiday!''' You can't give it to em dry like that! You gotta get that shit wet first n**** like c'mon now! You gotta prep them for shit like that they can't just get that shit right off da to- like you gotta bring that shit back, bring that shit the fuck back!"