* After Cheech drops acid and hallucinates Michael Winslow doing a Music/JimiHendrix impersonation:
--> '''Jimi''': Alright, I'm gonna do one more song before I get back in my box. [Imitates electric guitar by blowing on the microphone] Purple haze, all in my brain. [Guitar sounds] What's this negro doing on this stage?!? [Guitar sounds.] I'm actin' funny an' I don't know why [Guitar sounds] 'Scuse me while I eat this fly! [[Film/TheFly1958 HELP ME!]]
* '''Cheech''': MY BALLS ITCH!
* Chong insists that cocaine doesn't make him do stupid things, and adds "Franchise/SherlockHolmes does coke!"
* "You're the guy from the [[MemeticMutation Hamburger Train]], right?"
** "I'm not sorry I stole the money, NYAAH!"