* "Better Than Before" is full of these. Such as;
--> '''Diana''': And who's this little chubby girl?
--> '''Dan''': That's Natalie!
--> '''Natalie''': This sucks.

--> '''Natalie''': Here's the damage to the Honda when you showed me how to park it.
--> '''Diana''': Did we crush somebody's cat beneath the tire?
--> '''Natalie''': Yes, ''ours''.

--> '''Diana''': ''[To Natalie]'' Your life has kinda sucked, I think.
--> '''Natalie''': You've got it! Yay, hooray!
* Doctor Madden's rock star moments just before ''I'm Alive''.
* For that matter, his rattling off all the warnings. "The white ones with the round yellow ones but not the trapezoidal green ones. Split the green ones into thirds with a tiny chisel...If a train is leaving New York at 120 miles an hour..."
* And Diana in "Seconds and Years":
--> '''Dr Madden''': Do you still feel your head is filled with concrete?
--> '''Diana''': No...and you're not a scary rock star anymore!
--> '''Dr Madden''': Ok...great.
* Diana in "Just Another Day":
--> ''So my son's a little shit, my husband's boring/And my daughter, though a genius, is a freak...''
** Additionally, her blithe declaration to Natalie:
--->'''Diana''': Honey, you need to slow down, take some time for yourself. I'm going to have sex with your father.
--->'''Natalie''': [[SarcasmMode Great, thanks, I'm...so glad I know that.]]
* ''Feeling Electric'' in the off-Broadway run, which takes Doctor Madden's brief rock star moments and makes a whole song out of it.
* ''"I mean, Portland?"''